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2015

Jul

Lindsay Lohan has a Book and this is the Teaser of the Day

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A video posted by Lindsay Lohan (@lindsaylohan) on Jul 25, 2015 at 4:14pm PDT

So the caption of this video is “Teaser for my Book BTW”…and I only realized that when pulling this to post and say…

Lindsay Lohan has lost her fucking mind, she went from Disney Star, to crackhead, to sugar baby with rich people funding her broke ass, to instagram model…and now to person who doesn’t even know how to use social media, and accidentally post videos that they accidentally made by clicking record on their phone, in their pocket, that for some unknown reason got pushed to instagram, with caption…something that actively takes work to do…probably ambien…

I don’t see how this glitchy visual, that maybe she thinks looks cool, when sedated, is a teaser for anything but how she need to hire a creative director, even if she’s working on a budget…

But I guess the good news is that her book is happening, and from my experience people crazed from Syphilis, or having their childhood stolen from them, whatever the reason, as long as they are crazy…makes for good jokes…something I guess Lohan’s been good for too…

All this to say, I can’t wait for it to become the lifetime movie, but I guess we’ll have to wait for her to die for that…it’ll happen in your lifetime..I’m sure.

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2015

Jul

Tom Cruise Does the Weeknd on Tonight Show of the Day

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I hate Jimmy Fallon, and I assume that everyone with a brain, that leaves out probably 90 percent of America who watch Jimmy Fallon, becasue his schoolyard games speak to their retard brains, I mean these are the people who still watch cable…or Network Television..I guess they exist..

However, I don’t mind when Tom Cruise plays along with the bullshit when he’s trying to get attention to some billion dollar movie he’s going to make 100s of millions of dollars on….it’s both funny what these people will do for money, and charismatic, because Tom Cruise is just one of those actors who lights up a room in his Cult living, possibly cult leading, famous as fuck, ways….

I guess what I’m saying is that I like the caricature that Tom Cruise is…I mean is he human….in his amazing…or does he just not give a fuck…or is he just a calculated and intense celebrity…

What I I can’t stand is Jimmy Fallon, giggling to himself in shock that his life has brought him here, lip synching with celebs, becuase it is so absurd, and his trolling on us works, or he’s really just enjoying himself in his school yard made for adults retardness you’d probably beat up if he suggested any of these things at your house when hanging…it’s like “Don’t invite Jimmy to the dinner party, that guy’s the worst and will make us play his spin on games, like Pin the Tail on the Donatella Verscae, instead of Pin the Tail on the Donkey, because his comedy is sophisticated like that”…

Either way, this has been too much analysis on Jimmy and the fact that he’s just too fucking excitable….I mean his name is fucking Jimmy…and that takes away from Tom Cruise’s level of awesome.

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2015

Jul

Kate WInslet Recreates Titanic of the Day

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I guess this will be a fetish to a few people…

The first being Titanic fans as that movie touches all you faggots by the heart…and just sucks you into a fast paced one night stand…that you carry around in your miserable life wondering “what if he didn’t die”…but never letting that stop you from living your life, because let’s be real you met dude the day before he died for you, and he was poor….it would never have worked for a sugar baby…

The second being for Kate Winslet fans, because despite being an old mom…she’s got tits…..

The third being dudes who like girls who are tied, restrained and can’t run away from their needs and wants…

All this to say, this is better than Steve Aoki making the Titanic Song and EDM / Dub Step / Pile of Shit Song…that the next generation of kids 18 – 30 go crazy for, because the world may be doomed – but at least we can still watch Kate Winslet restrained…

Posted in:Kate Winslet|SFW

2015

Jul

Florida Girl Getting Arrested and Other Videos of the Day

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PUBLIX Manager Deals With Wife and Girlfriend Cheating

Walgreens Don’t Like No Theives…

Interesting Use of a Red Light..

Asshole Gets What He Deserves from a Bull

Man Fell Into a Garbage Truck

Dude in Traffic Rocks the Flute

Confederate Flag Supports VS a Black Kid’s Birthday

Naked Guy in the Streets

Little Kids Playing with Guns

Bus Driver or Horror Movie…

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I am the most prolific feminist writer of our generation…if you consider this writing, I mean it is letters and word, but is it considered writing…I don’t know…

The problem is that feminist authorities, and really hot girls, who identify with feminism because it’s “cool” to be feminist while being naked, think making fun of girls who are hooking themselves in the media for no purpose but personal gain, making fun of them for pulling back the culture, like Bill Cosby said about Rap Music, before he was a known rapist….while still being black…

Meaning, it’s more than ok to celebrate women, laugh at women who are repressing their own people thanks to instagram, by staring at their tits and their stupidity…Girls…one day they’ll figure it out.

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Liz Hurley ‘s Birthday Oh God…
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Kate Upton’s See Through Skirt for Instagram..
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Some Slut in a Bikini
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Sarah Palin Says that Planned Parenthood Logo Should be More Offensive to Black People Than the Confederate Flag…
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Trial Starts for Dave Chappelle’s Banana Assailant
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Boyfriends Reacting to their Girlfriends Being Cat Called
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Who is Gigi Hadid..
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Some Other Slut in a Bikini
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The Selfie Stick MEME Movement is Ridiculous..
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Mickey Rourke’s WOmanly Body…
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Shakey 777 Landing…
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Girls Tugging On Clothes
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2015

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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So one of our snapchats that had 10s of thousands of views maybe even hundreds of thousands of views…because 24 hours ago…a couple decided to fuck each other on it….and then two different girls decided they wanted to jerk themselves off as Act 2 and Act 2…

Because Facebook, like all social media are evil…and don’t support regular people expressing themselves with their genitals…even if they were handicapped or people with mental health issues that can’t cum unless they are doing themselves on snapchat…

Making me think, maybe, snapchat doesn’t respect mental health issues…as they count their billions of dollars…

Let the people express themselves how they want to express themselves…you pussies…

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I Wonder if Coco’s Tits are Real
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Kanye’s Epic Mic Drop
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Phoebe Price is Perfection
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Khloe Kardashian Says it’s Ok for Kylie Jenner to Fuck Older Men…
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Dude Gets In Trouble for Throwing a Bottle…
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Selena Gomez Still Has Big Tits
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Natalie IMbruglia Sun Tanning TOpless
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Kylie Jenner Ass CHeeks
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Katy Perry and Taylor Swift Hate Each Other
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Laid Ribeiro for GQ
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Tara Reid Leaving a Party…
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Tallulah Willis Black Panties
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Anais Zanotti Bikini
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Lisa Snowdon Topless
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Asian BAseball Ninja
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Mickey Rourke Looks Gorgoeus…He’s the Next Caitlin Jenner…
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Brooke Hogan Wrote a Poem..What…
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Girls in Sports Bras
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Nina Agdal for Instagram – The Only Publication that Cares
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Amanda Bynes – in a White Dress
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Some Naked Actor of the Day
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Jessica Alba in LEggings
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Ohio State Prank…
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Nicole Scherzinger Back
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Nicole Scherzinger Black Panties
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The Girl from the Ring is My Kind of SLut
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Khloe Kardashian’s Ass Still Talking About Kylie Pussy
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Joe Jackson Had a Stroke and Three Heart Attacks
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Michelle Rodriguez in a Bikini on a Jet Ski
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Dove Cameron is Alright…
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Girls Describe Boyfriend’s Penis to Sketch Artist…
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2015

Jul

Vanessa Hudgens in a Bikini Top with her Sick Dad of the Day

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Vanessa Hudgens posted this picture asking you to pray for her father…to collectively, positive energy, him…because I guess he’s sick, maybe dying and there’s nothing happy about that…

But I’m glad out of all the pics she probably has of her and her dad, she chose the one of her in her bikini top….

I wonder if that was her favorite pic with him, or if it was his favorite pic of them…you know for…inappropriate reasons…I mean genetic attraction is a real thing…

I guess it’s a little less busty as her younger sister’s “Positive energy” post…

All this to say, this is a family I like, death and sickness is bad, but if she ever needs a stand in dad, that goes for both of them, they can come sit on my lap anytime….

Here’s some paparazzi pics of her CLICK HERE

Here’s some Stella Hudgens Big Tits…

Posted in:SFW|Vanessa Hudgens

2015

Jul

Daisy Lowe Panty Flash of the Day

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Daisy Lowe is the greatest daddy issue story in modern time…that I can think of as I stare and her pussy definition in her panties from behind as she bends over for the photographer….but I guess not great enough daddy issue story to be like the girls I interact with who would never be seen wearing panties, they just get in the way of getting fucked in bar bathrooms and back alleys, and walking around with soaking underwear is just uncomfortable, you know the real daddy issues…

But her daddy issues are good…..

Her mom is a groupie, artist, scenester in her 40s, who got had a one night stand with Gavin Rossdale, a night he wasn’t fucking his Tranny lover, no not Gwen Stefani, the other one… but Daisy only found out at 16 due to her own detective work, and that probably ruined Gwen Stefani, and that brings me joy…

Not that you need a fucking history lesson of Daisy Lowe, just know this panty flash comes from a good place…I just wish I could see the damage her black rapping boyfriend did to her twat, but I guess it’s better left unseen and wrapped tightly in panty….

Who cares.

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Here she is in some shitty catalog – because whatever…

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2015

Jul

Jennifer Lopez Ass in a Tight Dress of the Day

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J.Lo is 100 fucking years old…

I guess she didn’t get the message, or didn’t want you to think she is, even though she knows that latinas can do no wrong, they don’t even need to speak spanish as long as they identify with being latina, she’s got loyal fans for life….really the only time latinas aren’t loyal, is when you get caught looking at another woman, at which point they violently cut off your penis….normal right…

So in not wanting to accept her age or pile of fucking money, here’s her “birthday” outfit…and botoxed face…and apparently people are into talkng about this, when I am more into encouraging retirement…because every dance her old lady hips shake their way into…I get more and more offended…

But she’s still got a great ass..

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Posted in:J.Lo|SFW

2015

Jul

Katy Perry for Vogue China of the Day

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The latest in Katy Perry news is that she’s still an overrated, talentless con artist who has won with her brain washing music, that just gets into all our heads for no reason other than scientific formulas created by the record label to encourage consumption…

She’s also recently reportedly single from John Mayer, a dude girls locally have told me was into ass eating before ass eating was cool, when ass eating was something that would throw off a girl when you asked her to do it after a show, ever those they’d still do it, because he was famous and chose them to go backstage with him, that’s what fans are supposed to do…

Well, like all recently single girls, she’s on a mission to get revenge and I guess, doing obscure market Vogue, with your big tits, even though you can do all markets of VOgue, you’re Katy Perry….

I guess what I’m trying to say is that she’s half naked and doesn’t look nearly as fat as she does in person…