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2015

24

Jul

Kylie Jenner Graduates High School of the day

Kylie Jenner graduated high school…

It’s a big day for her Assistant who did all her homework, because she was too busy getting her face jacked up at the family plastic surgeon to look like a 45 year old housewife of Beverly Hills, which also looks like a porn chick, and/or stripper, even if it’s just a lot of clown make-up and not actual surgery, it’s not cute…for a 17 year old….or really for anyone, unless may they are in their 70s, trying to hang on, because at that point in your life, who gives a fuck, make everyday Halloween…

Her family had a big party where they all twerked, rubbed up on each other, probably made it a storyline in their show, that I can proudly say I’ve never seen…where everyone was just there because they were getting paid…and had no choice…as they texted…away…mom and dad no where to be found…but the Saquatch one demonstrated how her ass implants work…

The whole thing…VERY weird…creepy even….but would have been pretty perfect for a setting of a horror movie or mass killing..

Stop shooting up Movie Theaters crazy people, start shooting up the demons polluting our society…while I stare at their tits…

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2015

24

Jul

Natalie Imbruglia is No Longer Lying Naked on the Floor of the Day

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She has taken her money from that song, and is lying in a bikini in some luxurious, not polluted setting….but she doesn’t turn on her roots, like Jenny from the Block, she’s pulled out her tit, to be as close to lying naked on the floor as she can for the paparazzi…

If you don’t like that, here’s Elle Macpherson lying naked on a yacht because her “bikini modling” has got her a “billionaire husband”…and yachts is something billionaires do..

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2015

24

Jul

Amanda Bynes Lives of the DAy

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I think it’s safe to say that this didn’t work out how I hoped it would…

You see I am not a violent person and I don’t wish death upon all people, even if I think people are idiots, but I do like seeing how things like prostituting your child pans out when she grows up and gets access to her money…in what is a no childhood, probably unstable existence….

So Amanda Bynes, who was so fun at one point, turning it around to look like a hip hop video vixen, on some Amber Rose Nicki Minaj shit…is less fun when she’s not in the midst of a break down..

I mean her breakdown was fun…this is just boring as fuck

I guess I just like chaos…and Failing…that is actually winning…rather than medicated and safe…these are our puppets…make them dance like the monkeys they are…you know when inviting them to your event was a liability…

TO SEE THE REST OF HER SURVIVAL PICS CLICK HERE

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2015

24

Jul

Nicki Minaj in her See Through Good Morning America Outfit of the Day

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Yesterday, I was walking down the street and the girl in front of me was wearing a pair of leggings that I assume she had no idea were totally fucking shredded…

Meaning, like a run in her pantyhose, that shit happened to her whole ass area, in a the pants couldn’t take it anymore, she was fatter than she though, squeezed into a smaller size than she though, and they just fucking exploded … and she had no idea…

I tried to take the pic, to post to instagram, as you do when you see people embarrassing themselves, rather than tell them so they don’t continue walking down a busy street ass out, because I figure it’s part of some comedy act or some shit…and I don’t need t be on Candid Camera or a youtube prank show…

It was sloppy, gross even, but wasn’t nearly as sloppy as this inappropriate, not fit for TV, or ever, fat chick in revealing clothes shit…

NICKI MINAJ IS AS MUCH A MONSTER…AS SHE IS AN IDENTITY CRISIS…

I have no idea why that was in caps…my computer has a mind of it’s own…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS

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2015

24

Jul

Crista Cober for Numero of the Day

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Her name is Crista Cober…

She seems like she could be Canadian…fuck Canadaians….possibly Jewish, fuck Canadians, because you can’t say much about that other thing, since they own the media and thus the world, and I am a fan of them, but fuck Canadians…but I can’t be sure, I don’t follow her on instagram, which to me means that we’re practically dating, especially since she’s only got 500 real fans…making me 1 – out of – 500 people she can ignore but still sees all the attention I give her..

I haven’t figured out where I’m going with this, but she’s the cover girl of Numero, which is probably a huge deal for her…meaning I missed my shot, and not based on every second pic of her on her internet being up on some male model dude…but because once these girls get a cover they turn evil…

I guess what I’m trying to say is…

Cool pictures bro…

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2015

24

Jul

Edie Campbell for Love Magazine of the Day

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I am going to assume that Edie Campbell is the heriess to Campbell soup….

And I’m sticking to that…

Because I’m not sticking it to her…

Sicne we don’t know each other and if we did we probably wouldn’t get along, you know with her whole being British and a model..and me thinking she’s too tall…and her thinking I’m too short and fat…it’d never work..

But I’ll still look at her tits…because nipples used to be something sacred I could exploit and now they are so mainstream and boring, yet advertisers still think I’m porn…

Fuck those guys..even if you’d rather be fucking this guy..

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2015

24

Jul

Demi Lovato’s Ass in Lingerie for Shitty Music of the Day

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Bull Dyke who I assume Pegs FES from That 70s show, because he had his penis abducted by Lohan’s alien pussy early on in her slut existence, before he settled down with this crazy, thick necked, mayan looking monster, who is “bi polar” and I guess “bi sexual”, and down to have a good old time when not making shitty must for idiot kids that are still fans of hers from the early 2000s….and why not do it edgy by showing the world your ass…or at least enough of you ass for a grown man like me to notice and think it was noteworthy and worth bringing to your attention, because talking about Demi Lovato is totally normal behavior..for grown men..

This girl has an insane fucking fan base, I guess it’s the latin thing, and the crazy thing, all piled together and squeezed into fetish gear, while being average at best in cute…and below average in caliber of her shit music…

I guess what I am saying is that we don’t need more fat chicks in lingerie.

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2015

24

Jul

Kate Hudson in a Bikini of the Day

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Here’s a little Kate Hudson belly in a bikini….Because this is what the world needs more of…Kate Hudson half naked….because everyone else has already fucked her.

She’s the daughter of a a celebrity who became a celebrity on her own, and in the process burned through as many dudes as she could…as long as they were famous…making me assume this is just a shell, and everything inside her, trying to push out of her, you know memories of random actors, and what’s left of her soul…

She must be 40 by now, a mom of two, and when put in that context…alright…I guess…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2015

24

Jul

Samantha Hoopes for Stone Fox Sweat of the Day

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Take a 20,000 dollar a night “model”….who will do virtually anything for 20,000 dollars, and instead of using her to her full potential, you know because she is known for being a “bikini” model…yes a “bikini model”…who was in “Sports Illustrated”….because she’s a “bikini model”…and I am not putting “bikini model” in quotes…like it is supposed to mean she’s a sugar baby hooker who bangs billionaires….or maybe I am…

But if I was a billionaire, I probably wouldn’t bother banging this one, when I can have all of them, probably at the same time, but I would definitely hire them to do great things…like wipe my ass with their tongue because if you’re paying that kind of money for something, that is only there because you are paying that kind of money, then why use toilet paper.

Or you can put her in fitness clothing campaign…that seems like a genius use of her “bikini modeling” capabilities….

Posted in:Samantha Hoopes|SFW

2015

24

Jul

Tamara Derkach is Amazing in Polanski No. 4 of the Day

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I don’t think this si TAMARA DERKACH on facebook, but I could be wrong…maybe it is a diversion, maybe these pics of her are from many years ago, maybe this is who she is without hair and make-up…because who the fuck is Tamara Derkach…other than her rhyming with Cock..and her willingness to get naked, I think we’ve got all we need on her….

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