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2023

22

Jun

Rihanna See Through Bodysuit of the Day

I don’t know why Rihanna looks full-retard, like she’s got DOWNS or some other Primoridal Dwarfism birth defect, that allowed her to grow full-size and keep growing outwards, but this bitch looks like a fucking retard…an actual fucking retard…but retards need some loving too, and when the retard is a billionaire, super famous and marketed as hot, I guess there’s not shortage of dudes who will look past the retardness and buy into the hype because it works out nicely for them ….

I always say there was a reason Chris Brown made her famous, but I like to think that was all part of the viral stunt that they both still get paid stupid money from being involved in…..COULD it have been FAKE fucking news, definitely, especially when you see how nicely it worked out for her re-branding of herself and the high paid creature she’s become….pretty clever for a retard headed freak…

She’s super pregnant, assuming she’s not a man, which I don’t ever assume, MOViE MAKE UP people, which makes me think is the reason for the sheer dresses, to really try to sell the pregnancy on us, like releasing that info at the SUPER BOWL with the biggest audience, only to keep pushing it with half naked pregnancy erotica that’s not very erotic at all and I don’t just say that because I think pregnancy is freaky and alien, but that may have something to do with it…even though I now see breeding as a miracle and not gross…I’ve evolved as a person….just not when monsters like this do it…because when they do…it’s freaky and alien…and GROSS….

PUT SOME DAMN MATERNITY GEAR ON bitch..

In other Rihanna weird as fuck news, here’s LeBron James rubbing her gut…

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2023

22

Jun

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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I heard a dude blasting the Thong song down the street from what I think was an old convertible, not a Miata, so I was like “That dude’s got it all figured out”….not that I ever bought into the THONG hype, or thong propaganda that includes pop songs about thongs, while all the celebs at the time were wearing their thongs over their hips and low rise jeans so everyone knew they had thongs, almost like they had a documentary and hit TV series called THONG, the way they are pushing this RICH GUY SUBMARINE story on us….24 hour coverage about 5 idiot rich people potentially faking their own death, or maybe actually dying, in a world where countless people die every day for less dumb reasons, maybe focus our energy there….

Point of the story is fuck the fart and feces filled rich person submarine, but that I was always down to look at asses in thongs and still am and lucky for all of us, the girls in thongs figured out how to make it even more sexual, revealing and exciting, by incorporating their asshole, which is an orifice that is being celebrated by all genders in this genderless world of weird non-binary pronoun freaks…probably as a mechanism to transmit and distribute fecal borne parasites….but as a pervert, seeing a bitches asshole is usually the final move in sexting, the “I got it all now”….so from that perspective, the asshole behind the thong is culturally relevant and IMPORTAN..

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2023

22

Jun

Chelsea Handler Ass of the Day

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I don’t really understand Chelsea Handler’s cunty sense of humor, but I know that I’ve never found her funny. Maybe it’s because I’m not a catty and empty flacid white woman who connects to her relatable shit, but ultimately, I always thought she sucked and was happy to see her show cancel, even though they gave her a travel show to compensate for being dropped, which wasn’t renewed because clearly other people felt she sucked….and not just dudes who she literally sucked to get the career she had as a funny girl when the whole acting thing didn’t work out for her….

The problem is that CLEARLY Handler doesn’t think she sucks, she thinks she’s hilarious, an innovator, rich because of how important she is, and WORST of all, she thinks she’s hot…

Sure, she’s got fat tits, plastic surgery, blonde hair and in the 90s was probably a cute girl leaving her home down for that DREAMS of Hollywood, and sure she was hot enough to be the COMEDY STORE WHORE which opened doors thanks to powerful people hanging there and happy to get their dick sucked there…but she’s in her 50s, looks like shit and yet she keeps on producing salacious lewd content….

Whether it’s her tits out, her bikini, her ass, she’s fucking nasty, menopausal, boxy and if this is just some aging white woman comedy, which it probably is, I know I don’t fucking like it one bit….but it’s pretty fucking obvious that HANDLER thinks it’s amazing….so I post it to shame her by having you losers jerk off to her…

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2023

22

Jun

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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I guess when you have stupidly large tits, you’d be an idiot to not post them to the internet to get subscribers, likes, followers, friends, gifts, you know…BIG TITS are a currency that can be traded for ALL YOUR DREAMS if you have them….

I guess when you have stupidly large tits, you’d be an idiot to not post them in a video format, rather than just in picture, to show people just how much size, girth, weight, and give those titties have….

If you’re wired into the female hive mind, you’d be an idiot to get inspired by other girls doing the same thing, making it a friendly competition between like minded TITTIES all for perverts like us to have amble titty entertainment from randoms…..

The better news, small tit girls can hop on the trend too, FUN for the WHOLE tit owning family, so long as they are 18+…but even more fun for us lonely tit obsessed losers…

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2023

22

Jun

Caylee Cowan Bikini of the Day

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Caylee Cowan reads them books with her tits out…and we’ll assume her handler Casey Affleck is the one who shot these pics, because I highly doubt he’d let a woman he’s purchased stray too far from him, otherwise she could potentially land in the arms of another higher paying man….

That’s not to say that Caylee Cowan is a hooker, but big tits have value, and they are basically a currency that can be traded in the free market like a currency and those with enough to barter genuinely end up with them….so it’s not straight hooking, but to listen to Casey Affleck’s voice when fucking, you’d assume it’s a decent upside to being with Ben’s lil brother…..

She was an aspiring LA socialite actress with big tits who literally came out of nowhere, and now those big tits get to Christmas with J.Lo all thanks to being Big Tits…is special….I mean sure, maybe there’s more to Caylee, like that she reads, or that she’s taken to fitness and still kept her big tits, but I mean…we all know it’s about the tits….and they are in HAWAII…living the rough celebrity girlfriend life…half naked.

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2023

22

Jun

Candice Swanepoel Topless of the Day

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Candice Swanpeole may be old as shit at this point in time, you can tell by her leathery neck, which as most women know is the first thing to go when they slowly rot….but lucky for Candice, her strong South African colonialist genetics make her hardy to the elements, you know, no dying of scurvy or getting eaten by wild HIV VIRUSES or LIONS up in here, her people are too smart for that, if anything, they set up a farm and “employed” the local to work it so that she could parade around the world like some kind of high paid hooker in panties for a mall brand…..BIG UNDERWEAR we call it, which isn’t quite the same ring as BIG TECH, because, well, no one wants big UNDERWEAR….except maybe my wife, so that it doesn’t cut off her obese leg circulation….

Point of the story, Swinepole’s still looking hot enough for me, her little model tits almost exposed, because you’re never too old for high class, high paid whoring, so long as someone’s willing to pay that day rate…

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2023

22

Jun

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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It’s summer and in support of today’s bathing suit post that was supposed to be posted Tuesday but that no one realized wasn’t posted on Tuesday, since we’re just not that relevant or important around here and no one is watching my every move, except maybe the FEDS with all my anti-vaxxer content I posted throughout COVID, which has mysteriously disappeared as a concept despite nothing changing, and has been replaced with billionaire perverts in a Submarine heading to check out the Titanic, only to suffocate to death with other rich idiots doing rich idiot things like paying 250k a head to head to death….FAKE AND GAY NEWS….

What isn’t fake and gay is TANLINES, I mean sure they can be fake, there’s probably a filter for that, but it’s not gay…unless some of these tanlines are rocking tranny cock….

The point of the post, NATURE’S HIGHLIGHTER letting you know where the CLOTHING was when they were outside, so that your retard brain understands that you are seeing something that people didn’t see when these women were out there on the outside….EXCITING…fuck yes.

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2023

22

Jun

Jordana Brewster Bikini Tit of the Day

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In the most important celebrity news you will see today, yes this is a celebrity and entertainment hub, where real celebrity journalism happens and where you, the reader come to learn the latest events, movie premiere and releases, celebrity tabloid gossip and news, or at least where a few weirdos who don’t understand social media cum to celebrity tit being posted to social media and thus reposted here…..but yeah, in the most important celeb news, cuz you didn’t know she was even a celeb, Jordana Brewster posted her tit hanging out of a bikini on social media the other day, like a thirst trapping whore selling or trying to sell ONLYFANS content, while being a rich Panamanian kid turned actor who would only sell on ONLYFANS as part of her masturbation material, getting off to her character actror research of a old as shit woman turned internet whore…

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2023

22

Jun

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday on a Thursday of the Day

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I just saw some old fat lady walking around the city streets in a bikini top…her gut sticking out, her sloppy tits hanging out of them in the least attractive possible way and I thought to myself “I fucking love summer, BIKINI SEASON”…..because even when bikinis are gross, they are life changing….or at least something to look at and sometimes that’s all we need.

Here’s some swimsuit girls I was supposed to post on Tuesday…

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2023

22

Jun

Skinny Body Titty Model Kelly Gale Gets Out of the Lake of the Day

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Kelly Gale is the Swedish, Indian (dot not feather), Australian model who I guess was with Victoria’s Secret when they used hot chicks with hot bodies, with skinny long and lean frames and a set of big bikini model tits, that may or may not be authentic, but who the fuck cares, we interact with them through a screen and if the Sri Lankan who owns the depanneur by my house’s tits have anything to say about it, South Asians are naturally BUSTY as fuck…

The point of the story is while VS has gone the fat, woke, gross route to divert attention from bein involved with HUMAN TRAFFICKERS, Kelly Gale still produces her own bikini content on her iphone and doesn’t need those fucks, she just needs them hot tits in bikini on her lean body.

I’m into it and would like to EAT her CURRY MEATBALL ON THE BAR-B…..because I like THOT content on INSTAGRAM by people who have had some critical success before turning to self producing their shameless shit..HOT…..

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