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2015

04

Aug

Miley Cyrus and a Bunch of Models for W Magazine of the Day

Miley Cyrus is the highlight of this massive editorial featuring:

Frankie Rayder, Amber Valletta, Daria Strokous, Miley Cyrus, Eliza Cummings, Julia Bergshoeff , Paris Hilton, Joan Smalls, Anna Ewers, Ana Cleveland, Asia Chow, Molly Bair, Stella Maxwell, Lexi Boling, Saskia de Brauw, Stella Lucia, Kayla Scott, & others…

Because Miley Cyrus was fun, showed some tits, and has this feminist, topless, dancing monkey thing down…we can thank Disney for training her to be a performer, and tumblr for training her in what is cool, because when you get this many fashion models in a location to create some kind of wild and crazy glamorous fashion party, that are never crazy,but rather just dull and pretentious…you don’t expect the ugly weirdo to be the star…except maybe when the ugly weirdo is the richest and most famous one…

Either way, tits..

Posted in:Fashion|Miley Cyrus

2015

04

Aug

Ondria Hardin is the Broken Model of the DAy

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Here’s some model named Ondria Hardin who I assume was run over by a car when on her bike…

I’ve never heard of her, but figured what better way to celebrate some mangled up girl who lived, other than masturbating to her, if you’re into that kind of thing, and some of you are, it’s a known fetish to get off to broken, injured, incapacitated women…

But I’m more into her ass in a bikini…

Posted in:Ondria Hardin|SFW

2015

04

Aug

Lenny Kravitz Dick Flash of the Day

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So Lenny Kravitz’s cheesy rock and roll leather pants, because he’s rock and roll, split in a performance..and he flashed a bunch of people his dick…people who were recording the performance…because I guess he has fans…who have no issue with exposing his dick to his other fans…because that’s what groupies do..they expose the man they love and idolize because he’s not loyal to them and because his dick needs to go viral…

I don’t post many dick slips on the site, but this one’s too ridiculous not to.

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2015

04

Aug

Lindsay Lohan Topless and Covered of the Day

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I am a die hard Lindsay Lohan and not just because it seems hard for her to die…

But partially because she’s got great tits…that she’s showing off in this selfie because she posted on instagram because her career from the most important child star, to the most important tabloid star, to now an aspiring instagram model, or “Influencer”…doing the instagram whore tactics….but less effectively than instagram whores…because I guess she’s broke or just crazy and doesn’t want to invest in the instagram photographer who would follow her around for free taking shitty ‘artistic’ pics, for their instagram….in what is one of the most annoying things going on in our society these days…

What’s not annoying is the willingness of these girls getting naked….or half naked for attention…because they tell themsevles they are empowered feminists, but really just know that tits get hits…

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|SFW

2015

04

Aug

Rihanna Does Cropover of the Day

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Rihanna is in the Caribbean, in her 100 million dollar tax shelter, that is much nicer than the shanty she grew up in….

I assume this is where she spends time so that she doesn’t spend more than 6 months in the USA, because why give the IRS TAX money, when you create so many US jobs, and contribute so much to the US economy…why not just take and run….it’s smart business..

It’s Caribana, Carnivale, Cropover, whatever you fucking call it when Caribbean babes get into costumes and dance around amazing, and I think it makes for a good time, because let’s face it, despite being awful american Pop Culture icon, she’s still just an Island girl, and Island girls know how to throw down and have a good time, while shaking ass…just ask the music producer who had sex with her when she was underage before selling her to Jay Z for this empire they created….

Posted in:Rihanna|SFW

2015

04

Aug

Taylor Swift for Vanity Fair of the Day

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Taylor Swift is an aspiring model, you know tall enough, cute enough, awkward enough, skinny enough, which is pretty fucking weird, because she’s Taylor Swift, probably one of the biggest acts in the world, so rich and famous, with this massive engaged audience, who really has no need to be an aspiring model, but I guess since she hangs out with all these models, and is semi-obsessed with modeling, while modeling is a good marketing hook for herself to continue make money, while doing what all her besties do, in what I assume is the Taylor Swift modeling agency, like she was Michael Jackson and they were little boys, designed to relive that lost childhood..

I guess what I am trying to say is, here’s Taylor Swift’s Vanity Fair shoot….

Posted in:SFW|Taylor Swift

2015

04

Aug

Willa Holland Copies her Ass of the Day

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Willa Holland is Steven Spielberg’s god daughter, you like most of the young actresses in Hollywood, she’s related to someone in the industry, it just makes sense to keep it within the community, rather than giving it to some fame whore who doesn’t understand the way the industry works, and who can’t handle the star studded parties and events because they didn’t grow up with Steve Spielberg as a God father, and they can’t handle their coke, because they haven’t been stealing it from their mom’s stash on weekends…

Well, she’s in some nerd comic book show, I don’t remember which one…I remember as the OC Mischa Barton younger sister…and here she is pantsless, on a photocopier and if you look close enough you can see pussy lip…good luck with that…

Posted in:SFW|Willa Holland

2015

04

Aug

Rita Ora Serious Cameltoe in a Bikini of the Day

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Rita Ora’s vagina is eating her bathing suit, like it was the rich guy’s penis who owns or has a friend who owns the very expensive yacht she is on….only after it ate the rich guy’s penis who owns or is friends with the guy who owns the yacht…because it being banged out, would make more sense out of this situation….unless it is always banged out, or maybe a girl’s cameltoe ability has nothing to do with how banged out her pussy is, or how tight her pussy is, but rather how fat her pussy lips are, or how jacked up her bikini is in that pussy…

So many questions, none of which matter, because this is Rita Ora, Rihanna impersonator, fame whore, working the scene, like a stripper works the pole, hoping for a lap dance that finds her a rich guy like she was Coco…and whether she’s officially a celebrity who gets invited to very expensive yachts – since rich people like their prostitutes to have more going on for them, like a record deal, than other hookers who are just hookers…or not…doesn’t change the fact that she’s got a legendary cameltoe…in a white bikini bottom, which for many years, has been a fetish of mine….because #seethrough when wet…

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Posted in:Rita Ora|SFW

2015

04

Aug

Ireland Baldwin’s Underwear for Instagram of the Day

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Ireland Baldwin is a good friend of mine, so good that she blocked me on social media, after her dad told me off, because she couldn’t handle the love….you know these emotionally unavailable, damaged rich kids with celebrity parents, trying to figure out their way while being in the shadow of their parents, but in a world where people are judging her and her every move, while all other celebrity kids are booking modeling jobs, even the short ones, while she’s all tall but can’t seem to pull off shit, so instead ends up in rehab dealing with her confused teen angst and/or lesbianism with some abused black girl rapper who sings about being raped…dark…

So to speak to all the noise that is going on in her trust funded rich kid life and to all the people looking on judging, she’s done ver important things, like post these underwear pics…and I like them…even though I know I go up to her big girl shoulder…and even in my 300 pounds of disgusting, would look small compared to her…monster fetish…

Posted in:Ireland Baldwin|SFW

2015

04

Aug

Blake Lively VS Tomatos of the Day

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If you had told me Blake Lively or really any girl rolling around in tomatoes was erotic, I would have called you crazy, actually, i wouldn’t have, because I know as well as you do, that to the right person, anything is erotic…from used tampons in public washroom bathrooms, to shit filled panties, to the most disgusting of thing you can think of….

I just wouldn’t have thought that I saw anything interesting or exciting in anything Blake Lively and her big mom potato head participates in, but I guess the white t-shirt was good strategic planning… because see through shirts…under any and all circumstances…on any and all girls…wet from any and all substances…is erotic…whether it is participating in a cultural experience, like this or in a kiddie pool in my basement, it is a good enough time for me.

Posted in:Blake Lively|SFW