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2015

17

Jun

Selena Gomez and Taylor Swift Manipulating the Media Comparing Assses of the Day

Here is evidence that all this shit is a scam….because Selena Gomez and Taylor Swift should be rivals, it makes making shitty pop music for a retard audience more entertaining if they hate each other…rather than best fucking friends who are levarging their audiences to help each other sell albums…in a “we’re the fucking illuminati”…kind of way…

This “we all like each other”…pop star, model, instagram celebrity shit…annoys me because you know that they all talk shit on each other, are jealous of each other, but show face to make money, because they have no fucking souls…

It’s like there is no authenticity is this world…but at least when they are together you can cross refrence both their asses, Selena’s turning 30 year old mexican mom of Two…and Taylor’s looking more like a model…

And whatever is going on here…I know one thing and that thing is these girls make too much money….and represent all that is wrong in the world…

Here is some possible Selena Cameltoe…

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Posted in:Selena Gomez|SFW|Taylor Swift

2015

17

Jun

Emma Stone for WSJ Magazine of the Day

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Emma Stone is boring and so are these pics for WSJ magazine…so why am I posting it?

Because..why do I post any of this nonsense, it’s all garbage bullshit used to sell product, or fill movie seats, using puppets that aren’t even as hot as they should be, considering they are puppets, making the whole operation seem lazy as fuck…

It’s like if I was an evil corporation or film company, I would create stars out of the hottest things I could find, not some dumpy, flat chested, awkward, looking like she had asthma and was allergic to everything, the weirdo lesbian in the high school her hippie stage parents probably pulled her out of….to make her into Emma Stone…

Maybe I am looking too deep into this…but when not naked…I get annoyed…it’s like why do I even notice you…non-nude overpaid Emma Stone….because I am maniupulated into your lies…

Posted in:Emma Stone|SFW

2015

17

Jun

Ashley Tisdale See Through on the Today Show of the Day

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Ashley Tisdale took steps for you to ignore her weirdo broken down face….by wearing a see through dress…but through a wrench in that plan…when she decided to post a picture of her face…close up…so that we can’t get distracted by her see through dress….it’s like the whole point of the see through dress…is for us to not look at that face in all it’s botched plastic surgery glory….she was never hot, remains not hot, and her body is what matters…so she’s one step in the right direction…not that Ashley Tisdale really matters, even if she got an oscar nominated performance, she still would be the ugly high school musical chick to pretty much everyone, except maybe her weirdo fans who still jerk off to her because they are loyal….

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Posted in:Ashley Tisdale|SFW

2015

17

Jun

Charlotte McKinney for Venice Magazine of the Day

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Charlotte McKinney is some Florida trash that should be working at an inland bootleg hooters, you know not even the original hooters, but some red neck rendition of it, that includes more blowjobs with your WINGS, because that’s just the kind of look she has…but in her defence so does the rest of Florida…only the rest of Florida doesn’t have stupid tits like this….

I assume her family is rich…and that is why she ended up TV…her career is hardly a career…but she’s famous enough cuz of her tits..at least for Venice Magazine now that mainstream media has forgotten about her…and her tits…that she has always been told are unforgettable…but they are…forgettable…all tits are…it’s called turning 30….

Posted in:Charlotte McKinney|SFW

2015

17

Jun

Kate Upton and Alexandra Daddario Talk About Their Tits of the Day

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I like when girls know their worth…

That’s not to say that all girls are only worth as much as their bra size…it is to say that Kate Upton is only worth as much as her bra size, which happens to be a lot, because she’s a fucking monster, making this Dinosaur comparison pretty accurate, as she’s old news…and three hundred fucking pounds…

This other latch on, Alexandra Daddario, also known for her tits, is just associating with Kate Upton tits, because those tits still generate some attention, even though they shouldn’t….

This isn’t news…in fact…I would be humiliated that I posted this if I actually cared and didn’t accept that this is the life I chose…

Here’s Kate Upton Tits…

Here’s Alexandra Daddario Tits…

Posted in:Alexandra Daddario|Kate Upton|SFW

2015

17

Jun

Hilary Duff Lips of the Day

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I think both Hilary Duff and I have decided that her best feature is her lips…because before noticing her lips yesterday…she was just some thick legged mom who was famous as a teen and riding that rich as fuck…into the sunset…but now…she’s lips…maybe the wrong set of lips that I normally like staring at…I have a spread pussy, even with mom pussy, fetish…..but she’s an actor, and these idiots need to play it safe so that America doesn’t turn their back on them…so these lips will do.

Posted in:Hilary Duff|SFW

2015

17

Jun

Amanda Seyfried Adjusts Dog Collars of the Day

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I don’t know why I like Amanda Seyfried, but I do. I guess it is because she gets naked in movies, so I’ve seen her tits and ass, and figure she’s good enough, especially compared to the other actresses getting big jobs these days, who aren’t all that hot…I’m talking to you Anna Kendrick and Emma Stone…

Maybe I am into anything Lindsay Lohan because this one is her replacement, and when you don’t actually care about this shit on an emotional level, these idiots are all interchangeable…

So here she is bending over playing with a dog’s collar…probably in the same position she’s in when Justin Long sexual predator’s her…

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Posted in:Amanda Seyfried|SFW

2015

17

Jun

Olga Kurylenko Naked for Terry Richardson of the Day

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I am going to assume that these are old pics of Olga Kurylenko, because she’s now 35 and 35 year old, even when communist hookers, generally don’t get naked, unless they’ve been fired by their sugar daddy.

Her story is typical, she was imported to Paris at 16 by some rich pervert…pretending to make her a model with plans to takeover the world…when really she was brought over for sex….and has since been in a couple of movies….but more importanlty…has married rich guys, twice, for citizenship in non-communist countries and more importantly…for divorce settlements that mean she doesn’t need to work..

What matters is the bush….

Posted in:NSFW|Olga Kurylenko

2015

17

Jun

Bar Refaeli for Instagram of the Day

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Bar Refaeli is Jewish…but not the typical Jewish, but more the Israeli jewish, which is apparently not as much traditional Jewish holding onto the old culture and religion, but rather live in a Jewish society so it doesn’t really come into play since everyone there is jewish and that allows her to focus on what is important and that is partying, cocaine, her finace…and most importantly…her Leonardo DiCaprio glory days memories that I assume are in the form of herpes…all while posting pics of her old as fuck ass in a bikini on instagram….

I prefer when she does cartwheels..

Posted in:Bar Refaeli|SFW

2015

17

Jun

Christina Milian See Through Dress of the Day

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Christina Milian wore a see through dress…if you blow her out with a bright flash and adjust the picture settings…because if you were with her in person, you wouldn’t see her nipples through her dress…but even a low level like Christina Milian is too good to be with you in person…I mean even if you’re the fucking waiter or uber driver, you can’t get close to this attention seeking, barely famous, rich as fuck popstar who is on TV and that no one cares about no matter how often she’s in a bkini or showing her tits…like a good Parent who always seems to be out partying because the whole being a parent was more of a retirement plan for her…

Fasctinating…but not at all..

Posted in:Christina Milian