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2015

17

Jun

Candice Swanepoel for Instagram of the Day

A video posted by Candice Swanepoel (@angelcandices) on Jun 10, 2015 at 2:40pm PDT

I don’t know why I thought this Candice Swanepoel instagram video was interesting, but more importantly I don’t know why she found it interesting enough to post, but we can assume it was handled by her programmers at Victoria’s Secret who pretty much control her every move, it’s part of her deal when they imported her from South Africa….

I do know that some of her pics for instagram….are borderline pornographic..I mean…since we’ve established everything can be made to be pornographic if masturbated to it enough…some things, like nude and half nude models are easier than things like girls in the park picking up dog shit…it’s a spectrum, like homosexuality….

Here is some Victoria’s Secret nonsense…

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2015

17

Jun

Aubrey Plaza’s Face in Anna Kendrick’s Ass of the Day

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Aubrey Plaza and Anna Kendrick were on some lesbian beach vacation, or beach day, or who the fuck knows, maybe they are filming a movie, I’m not about to research this shit, I am more inclined to just post a picture of one of their faces in the other one’s ass, even though both are equally uneventful as all these famous over paid twats are…

Fascinating but not at alll…

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2015

17

Jun

Miley Cyrus for AIDS of the Day

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I spend my days trying to get aids from slutty young girls who don’t realize they have AIDS, because Aids is a Vintage Throwback Thursday retro 80s disease, otherwise they’d use condoms more…while no young person I talk to ever uses condoms…probably thanks to porn…

Now I grew up amongst addicts and prostitutes…and dudes who secretly fucked dudes…who then fucked girls…leading to me being terrified of getting AIDS every time i had sex, even with a condom…yet that fear mongering is gone…AIDS isn’t a death sentence, they have a cure, it was fabricated by the governemnt…and I guess now Miley is the Ambassador..because she hangs with gay people….

But I would argue, that she’s never used a condom either…right…

Posted in:Miley Cyrus|SFW

2015

17

Jun

Sara Tansy and Her Duck Swag of the Day

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Sara Tansy is an amazing photographer who I guess also gets in front of the camera…sometimes naked…because…everyone should be naked…at least for me…because I like looking at naked everything…I am a creepy pervert who turns art and innocent nudity into porn…but then again…I make girls tying their shoes, driving…applying lipstick…eating ice cream porn too…everything…even things not intended to be porn are porn to the right person..

That said, she’s based out of Melbourne Australia and she has a pet Duck naked Louie DK…which seems absolutely insane…but when they do photoshoots together…it seems absolutely magical…like some kind of Disney inspired love story….but that magic may have less to do with the duck and more to do with half nakedness …especially when half nakedness looks like Sara Tansy…and all of her body parts…

I may or may not be in love with her..but I am definitely in love with her pretty pics of her and her duck…

Shot by Le TANS – www.sara-tansy.com / @sara_tansy

Posted in:NSFW|Sara Tansy

2015

17

Jun

Dog Masturbating and Other VIdeos of the Day

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Chainsaw Wake-Up

Shoplifter Caught Stealing..

Porsche Car Accident

Skytrain Passenger with a Shotgun in Vancouver..

Friends Fighting of the Day

Old Guy Schools Young Kids

Canadian and his Accents

Old Man and His Big Fish

Cops Find Guns

Crane VS Rain

Thugs Rob Old Man

Keep An Eye on the Blue Car Turning

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

17

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Girls hate me. And when i ask them for sex they hate me more.

I guess they are looking for someone they learn to hate, rather than hate off the gate.

You know since every married couple eventually can’t stand each other.

I say we skip that getting to hate each other and go straight to the hate fucking each other.

It’s more efficient like that…

I am just being pragmatic.

Here are some morning links…in the morning…links…

Girls with Tits Wearing Glasses
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Amanada Seyfried Legs
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Real Housewives of Atlanta Cheating on His Ho Scandal
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Anna Kendrick Bikini
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Exploding Plants…not Exploding Plants.
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BikinI Wedgie of the Day
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Tommy Chong Smokes More Weed Now that He Has Cancer
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Chameleoon Doesn’t Like BEing Woken Up
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Colbert Does Trump..
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Chris Pratt Dinosaur PRank
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Oiled Up in a Bikini
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Prince Harry Dressed like his Mom Got Knocked Up by the Bodyguard
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World Record Basketball Shot
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Ohio Police Accused of Excessive Force…
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Hot Girls in Car Selfies!
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2015

16

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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It is always interesting when girls I’ve never met turn me down for oral sex…you know like “hey come over I’ll eat you out when my wife is sleeping, or eating, or in the bathroom…”

It’s like me saying “Oh hey, you like this amazing thing, I would like to give it to you”
and you’re like “It’s one of my favourite thing, I would take it from anyone, anywhere, anytime, but no thanks. Nothing personal”….maybe I should ask them on dates first, but then they’ll definitely say no…in fact..they may turn lesbian around me – cuz “I’d rather eat pussy..than anything on this”

Dating while married and 45 drunk and a creep is so complicated…makes me want pizza…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Girls Tugging on Clothes
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Miley Cyrus You to Be Whatever You Want to Be
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Jed Bush Has Die Hard Code in his Site…
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Kate Moss Cleavage
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Kristen Stewart’s Mom Denies Confirming Lesbians
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Gigi Hadid Flat Ass Pumps Gas
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Tom Brady is a Joker
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Bar Refaeli’s Slutty Pic
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Chris Pratt – Dinosaur Prank
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Lucy Liu Directoing in Fort Lauderdale
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Slut of the Day
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Ashley Greene in Health
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Girls with Dimples
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Guys Playing Frisbee at the Beach
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Vanessa Hudgens in Jean Shorts
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Hilary Duff Amazing Booty
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Kanye West Fell Asleep During North’s Birthday…
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World Record Basketball Shot
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Lindsay Lohan Pokies
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Michelle HUnziker Vagina Peek
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A Bunch of Fan Girls
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Eva Longoria Legs
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Happy Birthday Grandma
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8 Netflix Shows Perfect for Any Pothead
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Victoria Justice in Jean Skirt
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Lady Gaga’s Ass in a Bikini
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Kim Kardashian’s Letter to her Future Self
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Doggy Racism in NYC…
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How To Break The Internet…
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Don’t Spill the Beer…
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Tumblr Sex Tips
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Kate Upton Fatness Continues
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Candice Swanepoel’s Ass Pic
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Vanessa Hudgens Tight Stomach
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Kim Kardashian Seems Fatter
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Charlie Riina in a Bikini
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Shitty Music Collab of the Day
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Keith Hernandez Still Makes Thousands of Money in Royalties from Seinfeld…
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Cute and Disciplined Dog
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Taylor Swift Flashes Stomach, Internet Takes Over
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Weed and Pussy
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Huge Huge Tits
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Best Celeb Nude Scenes
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Drive By Shitting
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Classy Girl of the Day
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Memorable Teen Cam Girl
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Babe Getting High in the Locker Room…Tits!
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Big Tits!
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Big Booby Dance
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Here’s some Pussy on Cam…
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Stupid Huge Tits
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Squirt Squirt
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Without These Free Cam Girls…I would be a virgin…
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Sex Tape that Isn’t a Sex Tape But is Still a Sex Tape of the Day
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

16

Jun

Kate Hudson’s in a Bikini in Greece of the Day

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Here’s a hot picture of Kate Hudson in Europe, where we can assume she’s fucking Owen Wilson, because she made him practically kill himself a few years ago, she’s got that kind of impact…because he’s filming Zoolander 2 out there, and it would make sense…at least for the sake of this post…because I like starting rumors of has-beens no one cares about anymore…

That said, they do care about nude bikinis, that make a girl look nude, and mom bodies that look like this because they are good genes, and more importantly because they grew up in the superficial hell that is hollywood thanks to mommy Golide…

She’s managed to fuck a lot of dudes, but I’d still let her sit on my face, like an old man with a metal detector on the beach, just lookin’ for gold…and willing to suck out the used condoms to get there…not that she uses condoms…maybe just for anal on days she eats…amazing.

Posted in:Kate Hudson|SFW

2015

16

Jun

Nina Agdal’s Ripped Pants of the Day

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Nina Agdal is some drunk Danish snobby bitch who thinks she’s a bigger deal than she is, all thanks to being in her prime, being on the blogs and Sports Illustrated, like that even matters anymore, it doesn’t…but she made the cut before it was too late, allowing her to position herself with the right rich people in Miami where she apparently lives….so that she’ll be taken care of, until getting pregnant, as all these low level models who don’t think they are low level do..

That said, she was working out, her pants split, which we can assume worked out nicely because she can both use it as a story….and because some rich guy will pay her 25,000 for the night for her to wear them as he fucks her ass.

I don’t find her hot, but who cares what I think….no one. The answer is no one. No one cares what I think.

Posted in:Nina Agdal|SFW

2015

16

Jun

Nikyee Heaton Thong on Snapchat of the Day

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This girl Nikyee Heaton was some youtube hooker who got noticed for some cover song, because cover songs are the best way to get noticed on youtube as people are trying to find the actual song…just ask Bieber…or Usher…who likes to fuck kids who do cover songs..it’s a fetish…

I guess a fetish shared by Justin Timberlake, because he signed this one to his label years ago, probably did nothing for her, forcing her to be a whore on instagram and apparently snapchat…showing off her very relevant hip hop vixen body that looks like it may lead to an Amber Rose stripper turned rapper wife career…and as long as the snowflake, white booty…that knows her audience and is working her audience proper….

So in a lot of ways, we should thank her for existing…

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