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2015

10

Jun

Emmanuelle Chriqui Panty Flash of the Day

Emmanuelle Chriqui flashed her panties in what I assume was an instruction from the Entourage guys who are so out of touch and assume that she is all they have to salvage their garbage project that at the time it came out may have been relevant in a celebrity obsessed culture, starring a bunch of dudes who aspired to be the characters they played, and who became those people…in something I’ve never watched…and will never watch, and assume the rest of the world won’t want, their circle jerk bottom feeding, well into their 40s…

Sure, girls will still fuck them all…but they ultimately don’t matter…and either do the celebs they had do cameos, when celeb cameos happen everyday on soemthing claled INSTAGRAM…but Chriqui does matter, just not very much, not just because she’s the chosen one, showing off her panties she’s probably chosen, when I wish she chose my mouth instead, because I like the taste of Canada Jews in Hollywood….

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2015

10

Jun

Sarah Hyland Tits in a Tank Top of the Day

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When you let your daughter get raised on set because you are a stage parent and just happy she’s on set…as it is the perfect babysitter thanks to legal obligations for child actors…all while paying you a lot of fucking money as their guardian so that you can spend those days doing what rich cunts living off their stage parent money they think is rightfully theirs since they worked so hard whoring their kid for it…you know pimp mentality…

Don’t let her hang with the surrogate hispanic hooker with huge tits who managed to trick everyone due to sex with the producers…because producers like big tits…to be the hisanic mom figure…unless you want your daughter to really grasp the importance of showing off her tits…which I guess you don’t care because she has turned 18 and you’ve made your money off her…and figure let her do what she wants…we done here..

Unless you like tits being shown and you are still involved in managemnt…because tits get hits and is just an extension of whoring…

I guess what I am trying to say here is that they grow up so fast, even if they still look 12…

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2015

10

Jun

Joanna Krupa’s Thirsty and Topless of the Day

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Should I even post on Joanna Krupa topless on the beach? I mean I’ve already got this deep into it…and she is rocking a set of solid fake tits like the stripper she was destined to be…but who instead got on TV and in Magazines allowing her to be the sugar baby, that is essentially a stripper, but with more money and less dancing…

She’s no longer on TV, she should have never been on TV, but she was hot in the late 90s, rode the men’s mags to some insane place that involves people knowing who she is…when she should have been forgotten like so many other men’s mag models before her…

ANd I guess being topless for paparazzi she called…we know how it works…is the scandal she can handle…pretend it’s a free the nipple moment…we’re onto all you washed up girls with cancelled TV shows showing your fake tits….

It’s the American dream…you born in Poland slut.

Here’s some instagram action….

A photo posted by Joanna Krupa (@joannakrupa) on Jun 8, 2015 at 10:48am PDT

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2015

10

Jun

Miley Cyrus Zit Cream Being Weird Because Weird is Cool and Relevant of the Day

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A video posted by Miley Cyrus (@mileycyrus) on Jun 9, 2015 at 11:30pm PDT

Miley Cyrus is Bisexual because it is trendy to embrace all sexuality and refer to yourself as QUEER, even if QUEER was a derogatory term in the 60s..she even told some high school paper her coming out story to her mother who was probably like “I used to eat pussy for 20 dollars at the strip club I met your dad out”…”good job”….

To which Miley said “my PR team thought it was a good idea, you know we did the Disney thing to get into people’s mind, then slowly released scandal, then went hip hop, and now we’re tumblr feminist weird, they public feel they are really growing with me, I mean last week I dyed my armpit hair and people celebrated, these idiots I rob of their money are real fucking idiots aren’t they”…

To which her mom said “that is why we are rich and winning at life.”

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2015

10

Jun

Berit Birkeland by Larsen Sotelo Nude for Fashion of the Day

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I don’t think I’ve ever done a post on Berit Birkeland….so I don’t know if she’s a model, or just a girl who is willing to get on camera naked because it feels good for her self worth, in an otherwise depressing and unfulfilled way, as the general public are looking for audience and fans…even for doing nothing much…

But I do know that she’s lovely as fuck and as long as she is on her quest to model or act or get naked for photographers…I am willing to show my support and stare…even if I think this is all starting to get played out…before remembering that when I was 20…a long time ago…I said “I just wish I could see nude pics of every girl, I mean why won’t they just let me watch them shower or something, this clothes things sucks”….not realizing I was predicting the future of everyone in the fucking world gets naked.

Girls are pretty fucking hot right now…

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2015

10

Jun

Emily Ratajkowski’s Cummed On Hair Shows Off Her Bird Face in One of her Final Shoots of the Day

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I think the title of this post pretty much sums it all up…

Let me repeat:

Emily Ratajkowski’s Cummed On Hair Shows Off Her Bird Face in One of her Final Shoots

One more time:

Emily Ratajkowski’s Cummed On Hair Shows Off Her Bird Face in One of her Final Shoots

Let me explain…this girl is a set of tits, on a hot fit body, with an average at best face, who is overrated and getting some work because she’s overrated, thanks to her set of tits, fit body…because it cancels out her bird face….and coupled with fucking producers and actors for movie roles, so that she can be like “Cara Delvingne” without the success…and transition from 200 dollar a day model to movie star…as the romantic comedy world needs babes who show their tits…all because she shows her tits…and those dudes get things they find hot to ride their dicks in real life…

It’s a “hey who is that girl with the tits in that music video”….”Mr Afleck and David Fincher…her name is Emrata, she’s from Southern California and really wants to be famous”….”Ok, offer her a shitty part in our movie, but tell her she has to fuck us”….”Mr Afleck, that would be her dream”…situation…

And I guess this Yu Tsai shoot.. really captures her cummed on hair….much better than the porn chicks I follow on snap chat…

Anyway, unless she pulls off an Alba…she’s near the end….and this is one of her final shoots…

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2015

10

Jun

Abbie Cornish Underwear Selfie of the Day

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Abbie Cornish is Australian….and I like Australians….because Australian women, for some magical reason I assume is being far fucking removed from America, are cool as fuck, while being hot as fuck, because like California, they like health and fitness and good food and like Florida they like bikinis….on a perpetual spring break party…only far more hip and stylish, than the ghetto shit you’re used to…

So you have this nation of hot girls with hot bodies half naked and ready to get drunk as fuck…and if that doesn’t sound like heaven…I don’t know what is..

But then again, I’ve never been to Australia…I’ve never really experienced the backwoods, toothless, fat white trash Australian…so let me live this fantasy…a fantasy that is Abbie Cornish…a girl you remember as “SWEAT PEA” in Sucker Punch…or…no you don’t…because not everyone is like me…and goes to Sucker Punch to hang with tweens…

Here she is in an Abbie Cornish spanx selfie…I call being Over 30….

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2015

10

Jun

Alexa Vega Bikini Party of the Day

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Alexa Vega is some married Robert Rodriguez, who makes movies like Spy Kids, which I guess was the prequel to Spy, where Alexa Vega’s character turned into that fat McCarthy Chick, only to have nothing to do with Robert Rodriguez, because he’s too busy jerking off to Alexa Vaga like the good old days, while Tarantino watches, because Vaga is good…and Tantino is his BFF, and Mexico has different rules about this shit…

What the fuck am I talking about…

That said this Spy Kid has gone onto great things like shitty quality bikini selfies for social media….

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2015

10

Jun

Fat Woman VS Convenience Store and Other Videos of the Day

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Clearwater Florida Chick Fight – I Wonder If They Went to the Dali Museum First

Classy Things Going Down Down South…

Girl Vendor Gets Beat

Truck VS Bridge

Naked man Fight

Couple Have Sex in a Restaurant

Hollywood Movie or RUssia

Road Bikers are Such Faggots

Ass Implant of the Day

Liquor Store Theif Gets Beat

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

10

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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When normal, everyday girls start sending you unsolicited sex videos of them and their boyfriends…because they want to do porn…I realize…that when I started the site I was just hoping for tit pics…and never got tit pics…not even from the sluttiest of girls…but 10 years later…the I’ve stayed the same…but the tit pics I’ve wanted have gone hardcore…

The world…is sexed the fuck up…I can’t even manage my tinder matches and I’m wearing a mask in my profile…everyone wants to fuck always…even the normals are porn – but the question remains – why are you still a virgin….

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