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2023

06

Jun

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday of the Day

As you may or may not know, the swimsuit is basically what keep the internet going…

It is responsible for Zuckerberg’s billions of dollars, he can pretend it’s due to his tech that gathers everyone’s data that he can re-sell and use against them, while conditioning them to think how he wants them to think, buy what he wants them to buy, and all that other shit….

BUT NONE OF THAT WOULD BE POSSIBLE….without the self starting whore and her bikini pics to make a dude say “I’m going to sign up to this tracking software disguised as a place to stay connected with friends because bitches post their bikini pics there”….

So here’s to the power of the swimsuit and the weakness of the average dude….that allows the swimsuit to be that powerful…

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2023

05

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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Everything is gay….give guys get boners from the smell of farts because it reminds them of their poophole sex a big and important month to celebrate the various ways they fuck….it’s a lifestyle not a sexual position, you assholes…YOU BIGOTS….

All the foot fetishists and chubby chasers are wondering where they flag is, where their community is, where there parade is, or do they get included with the lesbians, gays and the other added letters we don’t know what they stand for, but because of inclusivity they get attached to it….

I know the fags of the 90s who survived are probably hating every second of this farce, it’s clearly driven by white female college grads pushing some sort of idea that sounds good on paper….

I saw that brands are starting to already backpedal on their gay as fuck logos because people are calling them out for being fucking gay as shit, enough with the gay shit but the question is, when did the face of gay pride become drag queens….I thought Drag Queens were just pervert weirdo performers….yet here they are at ribbon cutting ceremonies for pride month around the globe….when it should be the pit boys of grinder….

Isn’t Pride one of the 7 deadly sins according to Catholicism? I’m not a Catholic, but I did see SEVEN because I thought cutting Gwyneth Paltrow’s head would be worthy of a good jerk and I clearly remember Pride being a deadly sin….

It’s almost like there’s a satanic agenda or conspiracy at play, part of some destroy nationalism, staring at the kids, and BRAVE new world-ing this shit in a godless society where we WORSHIP the corporations…..

Interesting, since the governments are cancelling national holidays like Canada Day in Canada, but they are allocating resources to a month of Pride….even making it law to put the Rainbow flag about the national flag at government buildings…..

Maybe TURNING off the computer, the TV, the NOISe and either RUNNING off grid to jerk off in the woods, or hiding in the bush in the park to jerk off is the better strategy to a fulfilled soul…

DO IT TO PREVENT FOREST FIRES, CLIMATE CHANGE AND THE MOVE TO GET YOU IN 15 minutes cities……

The future is bright, behind that VR Mask you will live through on your couch….like the SLOTH GUTTON that you are…..

TWO MORE DEADLY SINS THAT DESERVE MONTHS…..even though we celebrate those EVERYDAY….

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Cam Girl of the Day
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Lily Rose Depp Gets Crazy on HBO!
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Megan Fox Bikini Selfie
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Shakira Ma Be Boning Lewis Hamilton
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Padma Lakshmi Showing Legs
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Girl on the Stripper Pole Shits
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Everything Streaming in June
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Anti-Pervert Devices!
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Mandy Rose Bikini Selfie
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Jennie from Blackpink Is Hot in The Idol
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Emma Brooks See Through at Dinner
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Climbing a 1999 Foot TV Tower
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Maitland Ward’s Bikini Flash
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Italian Presenter Camila Raznovich Nude Paparazzi Pics
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Paige Spiranac’s Hot with a Basketball or Three
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Elsa Hosk Bikinis on a Boat
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Vaporizing a Chicken in Acid
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Marshawn Lynch Heads to Fake Mars in New Series
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Madison Beer is in Space in New Video
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Acrobat Loses Footing
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Em Rata’s Bikini Bod
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Paige VanZant Goes for a Jog
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Nina Dobrev’s New Movie – The Out Laws
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Bear Attacks Man on Bike
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Green Screen Problems on the Porn Set
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Claire Hogle is a Golf Influencer
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Irina Shayk Bikinis By the Pool
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Timelapse of Not Getting a Haircut for a Year
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Bear Messes with Water Tank and Gets It
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How Many McDonalds Are There in These Countries?
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Meg Thee Stallion’s Soccer Wedding Date
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Kendall Jenner Red Hot Bikini
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Scooter Stuntman
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Old Man Dances Out of a Traffic Ticket
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Destroying Things in Industrial Crusher
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Jake Paul is In Love with his Hot Girlfriend
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Alexandra Stan’s Vacation Attire
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Folding Paper with the Hydraulic Press
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Guy Gets Nose Hair Waxed
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Livvy Dunne’s Viral Recruitment Video
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Inside Delilah Belle Hamlin’s Racy Vacation
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Climbing Down Sheer Ice Faces
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Animals Meeting Their Owners after Years
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Terrell Davis Caught in the Middle of a Heat Celebration
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Chantel Jeffries Strips Down in Paris
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Tadpoles Under High Magnification
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Banned Long Jumping Technique
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Kansas City Chiefs Lose Their Matriarch
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Charlie Riina’ Best of 138 Water Retrospective
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Sophia Culpo’s Nipple Otfit
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Lana Del Rey’s Performing
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Sydney Sweeney’s in a Tight Dress
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Jennifer Lawrence in a Wife Beater
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Gal Gadot Cleavage
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The Mother of the TikTok Sluts is Hot
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Sofia Carson in a Witch Looking Outfit
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Peyton Roi List in a Black Dress
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Margot Robbie at a Premiere
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Megan Fox in a Slutty Outfit
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Kara Del Toro Huge Tits in Black
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Jessica Chastain in a Black Powersuit Dyke Outfit
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Kira Kosarin Showing Some Leg
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Hailee Steinfeld in a Skirt
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Amanda Seyfriend in a Slutty Dress
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Emmy Rossum is a Monster in a Blue Dress
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Kristen Stewart’s Short Skirt
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Dove Cameron is Gothic
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Zoe Kravitz and Margaret Qualley Fagging Out
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Zoey Deutch Leg
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Amelia Gray Hamlin in Leggings
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Claire Holt in a White Dress
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Amanda Seyfried with Horse in Photoshoot
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Kourtney Kardashian 182
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Megan Fox Sheer Top
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Hailee Steinfeld’s Dress
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Wand and a Face Sit
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Baby Got Back
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Hot Titties and Wine
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Lizzy Greene Hot Nude Selfies
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Sitting on the Dildo
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Weird Porn
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Tabby is the Hot Reddit Amateur
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Perky Tits and Bubble Butt
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Dildo Girl
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Naked Grocery Stores
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Mental Mondays
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Fat Ass Pillow Humper
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Boobs in a Hoodie Reveal
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Two on One Dildo
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DRUM SOLO
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Bitch Won’t Go Down
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Busty Dick Riding
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Butt Plug Removal
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MASHUP Weirdness
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Topless Gardening
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Dildo Riding Stare
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Hot Model Luci Lane Naked By the Pool
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Touching Herself
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Gloves on for the Dick Suck at the Cum Clinic
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Naked Skinny Girl
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Horny Fucker
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Big Tits Grabbing
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Rollin’ Rollin’ Rollin
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2023

05

Jun

Leni Klum’s Recent Titty Work of the Day

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It seems like Leni Klum is bringing out the tits, like Lily Rose Depp did last night in “The Idol”, which I’ll likely be posting eventually, since her tits were awesome, even if the show itself was shit. who needs good when you have Lily Rose Depp tits out and in a thong, but this is about Leni….the other celebrity daughter who you could argue doesn’t need to show her tits to get noticed, to get work or to get ahead.

The simple face is that she’d book the jobs regardless of her size, shape or look thanks to her mom.

So the sensationalizing of her sensation tits that are far more substantial than her big burly bikini model mom, especially they are on her smaller, daintier, more feminine frame are just to rub it in our fucking faces…to say ‘Yeah, I got awesome tits on top of everything else I got and I don’t even need to be doing this, but what else am I gonna do.”

It’s safe to assume that Heidi is pushing her in this direction because every single dude who jerks off to Lenis, gives Heidi 7 more minutes of life and longevity. It’s the reverse of smoking a cigarette, so as Heidi nears 50, Leni must carry the sex appeal torch to keep the family working. It’s some Kris Jenner Kardashian shit….and I’m ok with it, since the tits are bigger than my head.

Is it hormones in the food, is it the illegitimate sperm from an Italian, since Italian women can have big tits before they grow out their moustaches, it could be other secret rich person shit that only Heidi and her womb would have access to, or maybe it is Eugenics…..the reason for the tits doesn’t matter, the fact that the tits are being. used as a prop that dominate the photoshoot does…like is Leni even in this shit, all I see are the tits…

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2023

05

Jun

Victoria Justice Bikini of the Day

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Bitches love boats and I guess that applies to celebrity Nickelodeon stars who you know were creeped on by at least one Hollywood Executive who I assume has been ousted for his weird teen girl foot fetish that Justice was a full on participant in, anything for the paycheck bro, like the girls selling feet pics to weirdos on instagram, what the fuck’s the big deal if it pays for their Rolls Royce….or whatever luxury purse they are wearing…

The news is that retired starlet who was a lowkey sex worker, like most child stars probably are, despite what you’d like to believe not that she was even a child when she was officially getting creeped on, stripped dfown and got herself on a boat her her ass is fat, her tits look good and despite never caring about Justice or her ability and skills to fuck, I’m liking this vacation shit….even if her life is a vacation.

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2023

05

Jun

Milf Monday of the Day

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Hey MILFS what’s for dinner? Where’s my laundry? I WANT LUNCHABLES…..

MOOOOOMMM WHERE ARE MY LUNCHABLES……oh that mystery meat between your legs is a good stand in for those LUNCHABLES…

Do you have before and after birthing pics of your mom pussy, I want to put that urban myth to rest?

Point of the story, there are aspects to moms that are great, from being comfortable showing rooms full of people their gaping gunts being shredded open for life, to being comfortable with so many vile bodily fluids, to an ability to keep a human alive, fed and a home clean enough that Child Services don’t take the kids, while being too exhausted to be annoying about bullshit, to being too down on themselves to think they are hot, due to that exhaustion, to likely being married to another man and not wanting to let you in to protect the kid, to having a limited schedule that must be optimized for the fuck….

Not all things MILF are bad and some of them don’t even have bodies that are that bad…so here they are:

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2023

05

Jun

Jordyn Jones Bikini of the Day

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There was a minute when celebrity reality show child dancer from Kalamazoo meth farm Jordyn Jones had a promising social media hustle….which like all other promising social media hustles ended with her selling memberships or access to her exclusive half naked content…..

She basically ran a porn site on the back on Zuck’s instagram while Zuck’s instagram had no idea that the close friends she was letting in were paying customers, almost a genius move that I doubt she thought up, but that I am sure bought her at least one of her super cars…

She eventually launched an OnlyFans as girls who get the whore itch from selling nudes, not the old fashioned way from dirty john’s and their crabs, and what was a child reality dance star to do when no longer a child…

She has since disappeared, at least off my pervert radar, that I’ll admit isn’t the best pervert radar since I don’t care about these people or their storylines….but she’s back in a bikini for summer, and I guess that’s something for all you inbred lovers who only know inbreeding because you too are from Kalamazoo and likely Jordyn Jones’ cousins…

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2023

05

Jun

Alexandra Daddario Nude Selfie of the Day

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Alexander Daddario’s got a big WOP dick, but luckily for you she’s also got big WOP tits…

The old as shit, went viral late in the game for her tits, who still exists in hollywood because of said tits, runs her instagram like a bit of a detached rich kid boomer who doesn’t really get it…..

However at least she’s trying to be moody, to be artsy, to be interesting, in some though provoking, black and white or filtered to shit so it might as well be black and white all pixelated and blown out so you know it’s art, nude selfie that doesn’t show the tits, or the dick, but just implies that they are all there ready since she’s a sexual being on her way into menopause…

I don’t hate Daddario or her trying hard….I just don’t think she’s an impressive celebrity, but really, are any celebs impressive, they are all just insecure hacks with egos overcompensating while pretending acting is a real art form, as they get their fat checks….so I’m just here for the tits, or implied tits, or the nude selfie parody that this clearly is because if I was sexting a bitch and she sent this, I’d send her back to the drawing board…I guess some puppets just need direction….

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2023

05

Jun

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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I received a take down notice from one of these nurses who gets naked on the job….which both offends and excites me….

You see, these ladies, not just nurses getting naked on the job like they aren’t going to get fired, because there’s a shortage of workers, have second thoughts and regrets when the good times have rolled…or when they find a new husband or man or find god….

It’s fun to be a SEX WHORE ON THE INTERNET until it is not….

It makes me MAD when they send me the LAWYERS letters when I am just trying to help them out and get them eyeballs. I am the marketing support, they should be paying me….

Anyway, my response was:

Dear NAUGHTY NURSE,

Just seeing this email now the image is REMOVED

I hope you don’t work in the pediatric cancer ward, but if you do, I hope the children dying of cancer use your on the job, inappropriate whoring as their MAKE A WISH FOUNDATION wish….

WITH LOVE

JESUS MARTINEZ

I am sure I could have come up with something better, but why bother.

Here are some nurses, working for their sideline money while working for their pensions….fascinating time!

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2023

05

Jun

Jordana Brewster Swimsuit of the Day

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Panamanian National and potential tax evader Jordana Brewster, who is in her 40s, which is about 500 years old in bikini model years, has decided that she looks good for her age, probably from checking out the other moms at some pool party play dates, even moms a decade younger than her, so clearly she’s destined to have a second life as a bikini model, since acting in the Fast and Furious bullshit was so good to her, really putting her on the map, or in the jerk off targets of the weirdest group of people around who watch Fast Furious movies, there’s a lot fo them.

I dont think she looks all that bad in the header pic, almost young and fit, holding her pony tail like a hispanic video girl….with her TITS OUT….

Good from far, because you can’t see her weathered old face…

In this era of OLD LADY INCLUSION, despite hating on OLD LADY BODIES, I’ll choose this over fat ANY day…and you will to…..

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2023

05

Jun

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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After the Leni Klum non-milk filled tits, since she’s under 20 years old, with tits that you’d expect on a fat chick who spent the last 25 years eating high estrogen snack foods, only on a tiny frame….the whole idea of Milk Filled boobs is just a gross fetish for lonely dudes who have never knocked up a woman.

That’s not to say that I’ve knocked up women, but it is to say the only time I’ve been interested in milky tits is when I was basically homeless and hungry on the streets and I’d see moms bust their tits out in public, and I’d say, “what a great way to get your sustenance”…..better than DUMPSTER diving…that’s kind of PLATING a Michelin 5 star restaurant would be celebrated for….some fucking down to the basics of human nature and the human experience deconstructed pretentiousness, unlike the faggy displays they seem to do in those fine dining establishments….

The whole mom aspect and kid latched on aspect was just an obstacle to the public tit flashing, so I was into it enough, but I didn’t crave it, or really even sexualize it more than I’d sexualize any other tit, yet there are weirdos out there who can only jerk off to breasts lactating like nature made them, and like trans dudes who get on the right hormones are tricking their bodies to do too….

So here’s a round-up…

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