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2023

01

Jun

Dove Cameron Titty Shadow of the Day

Dove Cameron may be a weird child star that seems like she’s a victim of trauma based mind control, or at least the abuse from a weird industry that gets them put on all the anti-depressants they can with their bullshit mental health diagnosis despite mental health being a fucking myth…..

What I am saying is that she looks like a teen cutter who works at the Dairy Queen, where she shows off her scars like they are trophies and at night she runs a tumblr where she posts up poetry and pictures of demons…you know an all around happy girl…

Luckily, her artistry and whoredom have united with this slutty selife, that’s really just a perky tit shadow, but that’s a perky tit and a skinny waste shadow, which you could pretty much jack off to and that’s fucking interesting…isn’t it…

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2023

01

Jun

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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I am a firm believer that the satanic agenda is trying to get the normies, easily convinced, half retards who are getting experimental gene therapy, rocking flags of countries they don’t care about, cutting off their titties, dicks and shemalin’ it….when you’re an outsider, a reclusive agoraphobic who has been locked away in my own bubble for decades, it’s fucking weird to see everyone on the same script…..

It’s almost like they have mind controlling parasites in their brain….it’s almost like you’d get those parasites from eating shit….it’s almost like they’ve marketed the asshole, which is otherwise a pretty gross, disease ridden hole, as some coveted glorious hole in the bathroom stall of the truck stop….

So the thong, clearly part of that asshole and feces propaganda, since it is inefficient at covering the asshole, almost like they want this to be a thing, underwear that doesn’t cover assholes, what a fucking thing…

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2023

01

Jun

Krysten Ritter Fuck Me Boots of the Day

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Krysten Ritter, the Skinny Gothic probably in her 40s at this point in time, but that probably doesn’t upset the virgin nerds who are still in love with her after all these years, especially since her body’s still skinny and even if her vagina is hanging out after childbirth and no fat or muscle to hold it in, it’s not a deal breaker when matters of the heart are at play..

She’s in a selife, in a messy room, where she’s trying on a lot of fetish gear, at least based on the couch in the pic, some GIRLS IN MESSY ROOM porn, and she’s got the most ridiculous fuck me boots on, some vampire looking things, and a LATEX or PVC dress for you to imagine the cum rollin off….

Point of the story, this is as pornographic adjacent as you’ll get and the funny thing is that I saw a normie on the street in basically the same outfit yesterday, only she had red ripped fishnets on, and I thought…”this is a thing, what a life”….because my “I walked to school 50 miles a day in my day” is “I remember when you had to pay strip club cover charges to see girls dressed like this”….
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2023

01

Jun

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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TITTY DROPS!

I think one of the most important things a woman can do with her tits, is probably something you wish you could do with your repressed testicles, and that’s let the fuckingf drop…

It’s just a what’s the point of having tits if you’re not going to produce content around you letting them bounce out of your shirt, bra, bikini top, whatever, so long as it comes with full reverb, like it’s in the midst of a civilization ending earthquake, like they are sitting on the trampoline while a fat chick practices her fat flips, just a jiggle to flash, rather than just a flash…the artistry, inspiring, but the tits, even more inspiring…

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2023

01

Jun

Rita Ora Sauna Selfie of the Day

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Rita Ora is into health and wellness, I guess now that she’s married, she realizes she has to maintain a level of hotness to keep her rich man happy, but maybe she’s just a vapid idiot who puts all her worth into her tits and is realizing that as she reaches her 30s the metabolism has given up on her, the tits have sagged on her, and the whole level of dumpy rot is depressing….so she’s doing workouts and she’s doing saunas…

Luckily, as a pervert that I am, I can see this for what it is in my imagination, which is a topless chick that just had a few loads dumped on her, giving her that glazed look like some freshly KILNED pottery….

Then she proceeded to give a SFW tutorial on her fuck moves that led to her getting glazed like that DONUT her big tits probably crave now that she’s been starving them out…

The whole thing is a good time….

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2023

01

Jun

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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I may not be seen as a fashion icon, but in a world where the Kardashians are fashion icons, I don’t need that bullshit list….but it would probably be lucrative, especially since everyone dresses like a homeless pile of dirtbag dog shit now….I missed my calling…

But I can say with confidence the hottest trend of all time, one that bitches carry with them at all times, is the tanline…

So whether they are smearing chemicals on their body due to fear of the sun thanks to brainwashed mind control, or if they are actually out in the sun being active half naked, the TANLINE brings the boners and here’s some tanlines bringing the boners….because boners are the meaning of life…no homo….without them…no more humans…so it’s just science you queers.

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2023

01

Jun

Megan Fox in a Sheer Wife Beater of the Day

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Megan Fox may be old as shit, she may have been born a man, at least according to her own self deprecating in an interview when she referred to herself as a TRANNY, which for those of you who don’t know, despite your decades of jerking off to TRANNY porn, that’s a No-No word….

The point is, I find her a broken down, beat the fuck down, pile of dog shit that looks more like a blown through sugar baby on OnlyFans trying to make rent money, you know the kind of trash with visible lipo scars for her fake ass injections……

But she’s still Megan Fox, with her lame attention seeking pervert handler, side show, circus clown boyfriend…and the leather pussied, if she even has a pussy, but assuming it’s a bio pussy, it’s likely as scar tissue ridden as an inside out neo pussy, is rocking a wife beater, no bra, like the 90s Warped Tour crowd….and I’m into it….

Mainly because I saw a chick in the same kind of shirt yesterday, full fucking hard nipple and I’ve been thinking about it and replaying it in my head the last 24 hours and this old timer, along with reminding me of the early 2000s farce of marketed hot chicks being marketed to us, she’s reminding me of actual hot tits with similar fashion sense who ARE NOT going through menopause in front of our very eyes…

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2023

31

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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I think one of the highlights of this time of year is the flash rain storms, likely caused by geo engineering, you know the same bastards trying to block out the sun, in an attempt to push the climate change agenda, since they have a lot of money to be made….

Like how dog food vendors did an attack on the dog owners by making us think that feeding dogs human food was worse for them than feeding them made in China, low grade, garbage filler shit filled chemical food, and we all went along with it….since they have a lot of money to be made…

But yeah, flash rainstorms vs girls in WHITE, who run into air conditioned stores for shelter, is some of the best times a pervert can have for free in this inflationary time of everything being overpriced…

Luckily, thanks to modern slutdom and whoredom, you don’t even need a rainstorm to see tits and pussy lip, just today I saw at least two epic tits in a wifebeater walking out of AC stores, NIPPLES reaching out for a high five, or friendly European inspired kiss on either cheek….

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So Much Going on in Cannes
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2023

31

May

Irina Shayk is she a Spy or Hooker or Both or Neither of the Day

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Here’s a question I am putting out to the universe, since the universe are DrunkenStepfather.com subscribers, obviously, that’s why I’m so rich and famous and writing this from my super yacht I bought from Robert Maxwell…..

Is Irina Shayk a Russian Spy, since she is Russian and apparently from a town where they train the agent provocateurs to use their hotness to seduce men of power and to capture dirt on them to use against them in a blackmail setting…..which is arguably also being a whore, but a different kind of whore since it’s for the benefit of Mother Russia….MYSTERIOUS if true…..

Or is Irina Shayk a hooker, just a high end hooker who only deals with A-Listers and who has a team of powerful people divert her hooking by making it more about being a model, which by definition is also hooking, since they are paid by the hour to be hot, but it’s not seen in the same light as actual hooking……but you get what I am saying….

Basically many international sugar babies and hookers and escorts who come to America on a work visa are doing it through escort agencies that pretend to be model agencies and are doing it as models not whores….SO….it’s not like it would be that scandalous if she was a straight up whore….

BUT there’s some stories going around in the media about her that involve her being buds with Epstein, because apparently someone got his calendars and you’d have to wonder what she’d be doing with him, if not providing salacious information on important people….because the alternative reason would be too dark for the bright light that is Irina Shayk….

Regardless of the rumors, people are just hating on near perfection and even as she ages like a loaf of bread, the way women age, I’m going to say you’re all just a bunch of haters mad that she’s so good….

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2023

31

May

Sabrina Carpenter Sexy in Brazil of the Day

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There’s a story going around about the “WHORE GENE” which is basically based on the toxoplasmosis gondii mind control parasite that they’ve done studies on.

Basically, the parasite can control the host in efforts to spread the parasite, so in some cases that means the parasite will get the host to kill itself, so that the host is eaten by a bigger animal they can infect and so on…and so on….

So part of these parasite conspiracy is that feces, which is how the parasite also finds new hosts becomes normalized or sexualized, they want us eating shit…..which is why I think the whole ASSHOLE EATING and ANAL SEX has become top priority and not something to do when the vagina is broken or period-ing….

Another part of the conspiracy is that women who are bigger whores have toxoplasmosis gondii mind control parasites in their brains, their face structures and behaviors alter to be more appealing, so that dudes get lured in and eat their assholes….which explains all the whores on the internet, if you’re not satisfied in thinking girls will just do anything for likes and follows and their hive mind will follow the lead of anyone getting likes and follows and pervert dudes, which is all dudes are out to like and follow slut content, we’re basic….

So I don’t know if Sabrina Carpenter is out there in BRAZIL catching parasites, that are making her produce whorish content….there are probably more parasites in that Brazilian climate, hence all the tranny porn that country has produced…

I do know that she’s trying to fuck her bikini bottoms, pussy forward, greeting the world with pride and weirdness…..

She still creeps me out, her dark, goth, weird, seemingly victim of abuse puppet in the industry, but I like this behavior better, see, the toxoplasmosis gondii mind control parasite content WORKS FOR ME….