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2023

Mar

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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I have developed a tanline fetish over the years. I mean I always liked tanlines on bitches at the strip club, because of the way it would highlight their bolt on tits and bodies under the black light. It was just a perfectly trashy, especially knowing it was an overly baked french chick who spent her days in the tanning machines….it was mid-winter and they weren’t on an all-inclusive in Cuba….

As the internet got more and more popular, people started becoming greyer skinned, unhealthy looking, computer bodied, screen squinting faced, freaks of the internet….the whole idea of the tanline was something I could pretend wasn’t part of their laziness, it was the outdoor, active and fun tanline…which was hot amongst the zombie wage slaves of the subway line….

But now, the tanlines exist as an extension of their laziness, they’re just more vain than they were thanks to zoom meetings, so they just hose themselves down with chemicals, ending up with tanlines because they don’t like showing the mobile spray tan lady their cunts…but the good news is….they still have tanlines, painted on, not active or healthy or in the sun, but those are just details….who cares where the tanline comes from…just be happy it is there.

The good news is that tanlines will survive the apocalypse and even when the sun is turned off, when the air is too toxic to breathe, the laziness keeps us laying in our pods eating slop, THERE will be tanlines. Sure, it will depend on whether their social credit scores are high enough…

So tanlines are forever and here’s some tanlines!

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2023

Mar

Yoga Moves in Yoga Shorts and Other Youtube Shorties of the Day

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Big Stretch

At the Waterpark

Livvy Dunne on the Balance Beam

Watch Her Get Dressed

Annoying Dancer

Booty in the Gym

Silly Retarded Snow Dancer

Climbing Girl

Chiropractor vs Leggigns

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2023

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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I’m still waiting for my penis to hit puberty

It could happen…

If everything’s a simulation, I could probably just will it…

Or I could be like you and just get off to big black dudes fucking my wife as my proxy….

HOWEVER…she’s disgusting to look at…so that’s a terrible idea, if anything I’d have big black dudes fuck my wife as a way to divorce her, not to cuckold her…

I’ll just stick to links…and waiting for my penis to hit puberty…

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Kristin Cavallari Bikinis!
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Miranda Kerr is Still Hot at 40
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Halsey in a See Through Dress
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Laura Harrier See Through!
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Sam Ronson Speaks Out on Lohan’s Pregnancy
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Olivia Dunne’s Bikini Scorcher
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Hailey Bieber Gives a Look Back in a Silly Dress
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Ashley Graham’s Thirst Trap on the Gram
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7 Ways to Win your Woman Over
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Scott Disick will Rejoin Kardashians, You can Die Happy Now
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Gracie Hunt is Still in Mexico
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Olivia Jade’s Bra Top
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Nancy Meyers had 130 Million Dollar Budget for a Netflix Rom-Com, She Wanted 150, so they Pulled it…
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Testing Giant Ship Engines
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Danai Gurira Big Cleavage
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Gisele Hiding in the Bushes
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Madison Pettis Topless Tease
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Destroying the Washing Machine
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Strong Half Naked Women on America’s Got Talent
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Kliff Kingsbury’s Girl Veronica Bielik Round Up
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Hot Nude Model on the Beach Shoot
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10 Moto GP Race Techniques to Go Faster
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Parking Revenge Caught on Camera
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The Story Behind the Disappointed Cricket Fan Meme
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Jutta Leerdam Selfies Like She Skates – Hot
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Malu Trevejo in a See Through Dress
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Crazy Moments in Women’s Sports
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Tom Brady’s Internet Girlfriend has Crazy Boots
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Slow Motion Helicopter Roter
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Gabby Reece Bikes in the Sauna
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Bethany Harper TOpless
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2023

Mar

Leni Klum Brings the Cocktease of the Day

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Leni Klum, who is apparently Heidi Klum’s daughter, because they have the same last name, which is either to help market herself off the back of the vagina she crawled out of, you know leverage the family name…or she doesn’t know who her father is because Heidi was a wild young model doing the rounds around the time of her birth and cum was dropped in her, too hard to pinpoint the official source…

I like to think it’s because she’s more of a science project that Heidi undertook with the German Eugenics program that works under the radar since they pretended to shut it down back in the 1940s, where she decided to craft a little pocket sized model with giant anime size tits, anticipating the kind of thing dudes would be into when she turned 18…..a futuristic body….made in a lab…it’s really the only thing that make sense because she’s so small, yet so busty…

She’s far more interesting than her mom, but I guess at 50, her mom’s done all she needed to do, and this is her legacy she’s passed the torch to….and I like it.

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2023

Mar

Millie Bobby Brown Titty Grab of the Day

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I may have watched part of the first season of Stranger Things, where Millie Bobbie Brown played some 12 year old with a shaved head running away from some genetic lab or some shit, I really don’t remember anything from that gayness, but when I saw how popular it got with some of the worst people around, I know that it was not for me….

I also knew, since nerd are weirdo creeps, that like Emma Watson in Harry Potter, they’d all fall in love with the actress, despite being 12, like a creepy neighbor or babysitter, waiting for that 18th birthday to make it sexual.

I am not saying all the dudes were sexualizing her with their “can’t wait until the 12 year old turns 18” weirdness, but I am sure a few too many were….probably more and more as she approached the magical “I can start an OnlyFans” date…..

Since I didn’t watch the show and don’t pay attention to anything about the show, I didn’t really see the creepy sexualization of the girl…I didn’t even see her grow her hair out….I just only recently started seeing her pop up, probably whining about being sexualized from a young age because the world of entertaining is for perverts by perverts…

Anyways, she’s ” I can have an Only Fans” age now, I think she is dating Bon Jon Jovi’s son, and in this picture, she’s doing a handbra over her dress, because she’s a versatile young actress, raised in the industry and when told “be a bra’ she delivers….

I figure girls grabbing their own tits, is one step away from girls sucking their own tits, and since she’s an adult now, you have permission to sexualize her you Stranger things watching fuck…

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2023

Mar

Faith Schroder Slutty Ballet of the Day

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I don’t know much about Ballet, but I know that I’ve had or at least seen my fair share of Russian or Eastern European immigrants looking for a better life, stripping at some of the sketchiest and vile strip clubs I’ve been to, where they’ve busted out their communist block, trained from a young age to be a prima ballerina moves, before sucking dick for 30 dollars in the back room….and it’s been mind blowing….the dick sucking not the ballet…but the ballet makes the whoring a lot more fancy and luxurious…..you know like a high society dick suck in a place where you’d probably get AIDS off the seat if you didn’t already have aids…

So, yeah, ballet can be erotic, the ballet body of long and lean, the moves, the romanticism, the artistry, all wonderful….but I don’t know what makes a good Ballerina or not, I just know that Rick Schroder’s instagram influencer daughter is doing her version of ballet, slutty enough, because it ends with a handstand twerk….which I don’t think is industry standard in ballet….but it is something you’d probably want to use as a nutcracker….if you know what I mean and you know what I mean…it wasn’t that clever of a thing to say, but with my limited ballet knowledge, coupled with my laziness, it’s the best I have for you….

Hey look, it’s Silver Spoons’ daughter being sleazy.

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2023

Mar

Demi Moore Whippit Queen Cleavage of the Day

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Demi Moore is probably 100 years old, but she’s on that vampire diet, eating aborted fetuses outside of the Planned Parenthood we’ll assume she supports on a financial level, while pretending it’s a moral issue, because these rich liberal hollywood types need more babies to eat, their youthfulness depends on it.

I guess it could be filters and she’s been open about having had millions of dollars of plastic surgery over the years because she was likely a little more RUMER than she wanted to be, and she had to come clean when RUMER happened so that people wouldn’t feel played or lied to and by people I mean Bruce Willis, who at this stage in the game, rocking his dementia from that good living, can be lied to because he doesn’t know what day it is….dementia sucks, even when it happens to creepy Hollywood stars…I mean, forgetting all the horrible things they’ve done, like Demi’s mom pussy is unfair….unless his form of dementia just plays that shit on LOOP…but if he has Demi Moore pussy on loop, that’d be a solid torture for all of us normies to get our peace with his winning at life, unless he gave himself dementia to forget Demi Moore’s pussy, you know some sort of self-inflicted dementia that started with blocking out the gross times and ended up spreading and blocking out everything….I don’t know how these things work…I also don’t even know if Demi Moore has a pussy, since when looking at Rumer you’d assume she was shat out and climbed out the toilet to grow into whatever it is she grew into. Yes, I still make fun of Rumer Willis….

I don’t think Demi Moore has dementia, she’s just old enough to have dementia but I do know she’s creepy being a creeper from adopting Ashton Kutcher, to doing whippets at parties, to having a kid die in her pool to bother wi…and looking at her weird tit and old fucking demon hands with her weirdly youthful face doesn’t make her menopause and hormone imbalance of a granny she will soon be any better…I mean, maybe it makes it a little better……

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2023

Mar

Noah Cyrus Bra Panties of the Day

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Noah Cyrus is pretty lucky that her sister is the hot Miley Cyrus, who people like to think isn’t hot because when she opens her mouth she sounds like a scary dude you’d meet in the subway station, excitedly trying to get you to give him 2 dollars for a bus ticket, or a place to spend the night, or a warm meal…you know she sounds like a homeless crackhead, which makes her ripped and oftentimes naked body all the weirder to jerk off to….

But yeah, if Miley’s sister wasn’t Miley’s sister and was just some chick named Janine from somewhere in Idaho, she’d either be a shitty fat lazy cam girl getting paid, or she’d be working down at the local SUBWAY SANDWICH shop doing SANDWICH ARTS to support her meth addiction…..and I know you’re thinking she’s too fat for METH…welll fuck you, that’s fat shaming, fats can be meth addicts too you discriminator…

Anyway, since she’ got the celebrity affiliation, the famous one-hit-wonder dad, this Attack of the trolls selfie may in fact be a screenshot from a B-movie they sold to Netflix called Attack of the Trolls…

But it could also just be a product of being the secondary sister no one likes, that everyone finds pretty gross, who is arguably a more talented singer that Miley, but who will never be Miley, but who Miley will try to lift up on her shoulders to help her shine, but who will never shine quite as bright as Miley, so instead she’ll just have to ride the family name as hard as she can until she dies of sadness or does straight up porn to standout down the line….

Either way, I won’t hate on a panty selfie, NOT even a bootleg AMATEUR….LOOOKIN GOOD SWEETHEART one..

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2023

Mar

Kendall Jenner Topless in Underwear of the Day

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Kendall Jenner may represent all that is wrong in this cultural void we’re living in, but you can’t really blame her for producing vapid and useless content, it’s pretty much what people are into, what people do, and want lowers people IQ enough to get them to buy anything like the mindless retard drooling on themselves that they are….blame social media…or her mother….or society as a whole….grabbing all that money that a single family can because they can.

It doesn’t make them any less shitty, but when you’re culture is based on how much money you make and you keep on making it, even without any fucking effort, it pretty much validates your existence or your shitty family that has ruined a generation’s existence…

Yes, I blame the Kardashians for all the hacked up muppet faced girls out there….but lucky for Kendall, she didn’t have to down that route, she instead got to pretend to be a top model, because if you believe it, then the people believe it, even if it’s all a scam and NO kardashian affiliate should be deemed top anything, unless they are fucking their boyfriends with a strap on like Caitlin does in her “PHANTOM DICK” moments….

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2023

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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The funny thing about the internet giving everyone weird WEBMD mental health issues….or makes them self diagnose weird mental health issues….

Self proclaimed autistic bi-polar anxiety schizos, using all the clinical terms while medicating for said self diagnosed issues….

Being the most annoying people on the internet, with their libtard blue hair vaccine breath gender neutral sexuality polyamory pan sexuality communist marxist pro abortion pro trainsition kids in their weird perverted raised on porn hook up culture void and depravity…..

While calling everyone who doesn’t agree with their inclusivity that’s not very inclusive, or their woke that’s not very woke, cultural appropriators, racists, misogynists, ableists, transphobics, sexists….in their outrage…because they fucking love outrage…

All while having no self awareness in realizing that they are the one putting people in boxes, being allies to groups is condescending, like they think they are heros…all while appropriating retards, handicappped, mental health people who may have the disorders these people pretend to have for the sake of identity, to get attention, to justify internet outrage and having something interesting about themselves..because they are all so boring….

People of the internet re fucking annoying, worse now that ever, which is why we focus on stepLINKS..where there’s no human interraction or experience to make it as tedious as social media is….

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Hot Ass in Paradise
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Lindsay Lohan is Pregnant
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Annie Agar Hot NFL Correspodent
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Kim Kardashian is Thirst Trapping
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Janelle Monae Sheer Oscar Dress
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Megan Fox Big Cleavage at an Event
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25 Celebs Who Haven’t Aged Well
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Salma Hayek in a Unzipped Dress Eating
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Michael Irvin’s Legal Team Brings the Video Footage
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Megan Fox is Not Wearing her Engagement Ring
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Dude Drives Away with his BBQ
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What Adult Stars Do Now
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Lil Wayne’s New Miami Mansion
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Jessie Buckley See Through at the Oscars
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Maria Sharapova’s Night on the Town
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Nicola Peltz Takes the Cover of Cosmo
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Lindsey Pelas Topless Selfie
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Gabi Garcia is a Biological Woman
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Nessa Barrett in a Sheer Top Getting Noticed
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Paris Hilton ina Tight Dress
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