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2023

09

Mar

Sydney Sweeney Slutty Lingerie of the Day

Sydney Sweeney’s in a lingerie shoot for a bikini brand that I guess is doing lingerie now. I posted some of the pictures the other day because they are awesome thanks to Sydney Sweeney having some rockin’ tits…

They say you can’t reduce a girl to her tits, or refer to her as a host body for her tits, like they did with Pam Anderson before she looked like some kind of mutant fetal farm animal, all covered in afterbirth with its bloated face…

But the truth is, you can totally reduce a girl to her tits, especially when they are famous and rich thanks to their tits, because I understand how internet marketing works, I also followed Sweeney EARLY on when she had under 100k followers and no one gave a fuck about her, only to hit big with Euphoria…BECAUSE OF THE TITS….

People love tits, what’s the harm in stating the obvious…it makes them all so mad, “She’s a talent” barely, maybe because of the tits, but her acting is average at best…”she’s a business lady with a production company that has book rights and is making movies”….ok, with money she made from her tits.

I just think people need to take more of a stripper approach to life, successes and accomplishments….the stripper knows the condos they own are from lap dances and tits…and they don’t really try to pretend it’s not….a more honest approach to life, isn’t it.

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2023

09

Mar

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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Here are some tanlines to celebrate my International Women’s Day hangover….

Because like you, I take international women’s day very seriously, far more seriously than everyone else, since I have devoted the last 18 or 19 years of my fucking life to daily updating women, their tits, and hyping them up, even when they are flawed, imperfect, garbage human beings, with a commitment and willingness to let each and everyone of them suck my dick.

I like to think I am a leader and innovator in the Women’s Movement, at least in the internet version of said Women’s Movement, since I was early to have a website, right before the internet became REAL mainstream, not that anyone cares, not that I get invited to Women Events, or Conferences, or seminars where I discuss how I’d let them all suck my dick, but if I did, I’d have a great presentation on the subject, thanks to all these years of experience in the field….

The point of the story is that I did not fuck a trans who cut his dick off to call himself a woman or to enter the women’s changing room last night…and when other people celebrate trans as women, despite science and facts…..I celebrate tits….or tanlines…or TITS and TANLINEs….or really any body part on a woman….since I’d be more than willing to drop a wad that’s more of a dusty sprinkle…I’m old, it happens..

Here are tanline reveals on women….for men…for International Women’s Day hangover…

BEACH BEACH BITCHES!

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2023

08

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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Sometimes I wonder if I’ll ever have anything important, meaningful, relevant, funny, insightful, inspiring to say…

You know, something someone digs up on WAYBACKMACHINE many years after I am dead and the site goes offline…

You know some brilliant prose, that will be quoted for generations to come….you know my legacy…

Then I remember, fuck naw, that’s not what this is about, what I need or want….I got nothing to say…..save that for the nerds, the try hards, the losers who went to school to be “Writers”….

I just want to fuck bitches, or stare at bitches I want to fuck….

Irrelevance and forever forgotten is WHAT I seek….

Purpose, meaning, impact, a voice….FUCK THAT…

Unless my voice is “SIT ON THIS DICK, YES THAT IS A DICK, FIND, SIT ON MY FACE INSTEAD”….at some street hooker, a dying artform that I’d like to see come back because it involves some stamina, some drive, some effort….unlike new generation LAZY whoredom….

Or if my voice is stepLINKS….Here are some stepLINKS…CLICK THEM….it’s my calling and yours….dear FOLLOWER I know isn’t there.

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Hailee Steinfeld on Vacation
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Rita Ora Tries Golf
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Caroline Vreeland Brings the Nude Pregnant Momma Shoot for Women’s Day
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Olivia Jade Bikinis
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Noah Cyrus Pokies
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Rhian Sugden in Lingerie
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Balcony Booty
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10 Favorite Villains
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Ukrainian Tennis Babe Wins with some Bikini Pics
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Maitland Ward for Valentines Day in Lingerie
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Ireland Baldwin Celebrates her Baby Bump
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Tiger Woods’ Ex Wants her NDA Cancelled
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Angry Elephant Offered Food
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Man Built a Secret Home Inside a Mall
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Big Rig Road Race
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Hockey Player Throws Bottle at the Ref
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Daredevil Motorcycle Riding
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Diver Escapes Croc
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Cop Discovers Woman’s Brain Tumor
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Confronted by a DoorDash Employee over a Tip
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Ben and Jen’s 64 Million Dollar Love Shack
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Sydney Sweeney in a Bikini
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Chrissy Miller Weird Face
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Madelaine Petsch Posing
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Keira Knightley in a Photoshoot
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Tallia Storm in a Big Cleavage Dress
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Lucy Hale in Leggings
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Emily Carey in a Dress
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Dichen Lachman in Animal Print
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Fishnet Dildo Time
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Instagram Babe of the Day
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VAGINA SHOW
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In Store Flasher
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Solo Masturbating
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Fucking the Pelvis Sex Toy
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LEMON FLAVORED ANIME PUSSY
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Big Tits Dildo
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Gogo Fuckme Drops Yellow Dress
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Short Removal
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Tits Out for the dildo ride
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Titty Tuesday
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Pussy Grind Time
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Naked Georgina
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Reddit Girls Unite
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25 People Having a Shit Day
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Gripping Pusys
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Kira Clark Naked Big Tits
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Hot Amateur
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Mirror Selfie
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Fucked in a Hotel
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6 Public Acts That Make You a Whore
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2023

08

Mar

Bella Hadid Almost Upskirt of the Day

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The saddest thing about the Bella Hadid near upskirt is that she’s tucked her balls up into her ass…assuming she’s got a dick, which I do.

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2023

08

Mar

Workout Wednesday of the Day

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Stay fit bitches…

I see these reports that fitness correlates to racism, to misogyny, to all these other terrible things…

It’s almost like they want you all to be weak, fat, lazy, sloth, chronically ill, disgusting, medicated, passive, hormonally fucked up….jacked up on fast food, chemicals in the food, sugar….

It’s almost like they don’t want you to live your best life, be your strongest, fittest, most confident, accomplished, healthy version…

It’s almost as if the system is designed to keep you down, to hate yourself, because those motherfuckers hate you, or just don’t really give a fuck about you, that’s why they brainwash you, tempt you, distract you, fuck with you….

They can’t let you catch on and move in on their own wins….

Point of the story, fit bitches, defy the odds, are fighting the system, with their MISOGYNY and white supremacy….or at least with their fit tits.

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2023

08

Mar

Alyssa Milano Nude in the Tub of the Day

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Memories of the time Alyssa Milano blocked me on twitter before she went totally fucking woke and annoying in her entitled celebrity who is a totally delusion idiot who lives a life of hypocrisy as they live their lies that they believe…you know all part of the entitled celebrity who can’t just shut the fuck up…because some asshole she sucked off as a teen gave her that first TV job at a young age…so she thinks she matters, her opinion matters, her voice matters and to offset being a shitty fucking person, she tries to do what she thinks is good, by spreading messages of what she thinks is doing good, from her rich person castle that I am sure smells like old pussy…

She blocked me because I made fun of her hairy arms, I am petty in my cyber bullying….but here she is naked in the bath, the weirdest thing to snap a picture of for social media, like what’s the purpose, what’s the point, isn’t she 50….is this how baths are supposed to unfold, I get it if you’re a whore on onlyfans, but when you’re Tony Danza’s daughter from a 90s hit show turned social media annoying pig, I guess you post that kind of pervert shit too..

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2023

08

Mar

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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Pussy has lips for eating…

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2023

08

Mar

Bella Thorne Weed Wednesday of the Day

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Bella Thorne is holding her bare tit and smoking because it’s Weed Wednesday and we tipped her off on what we do in these parts, or maybe she’s like most people, jut likes producing content around smoking her weed, being all pensive, deep in thought, could you imagine all the things going through her stoned mind….not that getting stoned is an achievement or all that interesting, but when the wrong idiots do it, and they play up being stoned, it’s painful.

I’ve also seen her in video a few times….where she plays up being hyped up and energized, despite being stoned, and she’s far better in photoshoot being still…and not screaming at me like some AI on TV in dystopian near-future sci fi movie…

All this to say, she’s holding her round, firm, tit.

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2023

08

Mar

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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Get high….

I don’t know how you all feel about girls who smoke weed, maybe you’re some kind of dirty hippies who live and breathe the whole smoking culture….because you’re fucking weed nerds…

I don’t care about smoking weed, I figure it’s good for you, nature’s medicine, even though people have hated on it for so long….and I don’t smoke it….

I just appreciate girls who do anything naked, whether it’s cleaning the house, sucking my dick, getting drunk, eating donuts, purging those donuts because fat chicks suck…as long as they are naked, I’m into it…

So here are some naked chicks with their weed seducing me because they are naked…seducing you because they’re getting high and a stoned girl, ideally comatose, is more your type…if only weed was fentanyl you sicko….

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2023

08

Mar

Caylee Cowan Nipples of the Day

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Caylee Cowan’s got the See Through Dress on!

It’s the era of the sheer dress, tit flash, finally penetrating the mainstream like you want to penetrate the girls who are wearing the sheer dress, tit flash…..with vigor and passion.

I mean the mainstream see through dress thing has been a thing forever, girls love flashing their tits, even when they don’t have big tits.

I remember jerking off to fashion shows in the 90s because of the sheer dresses, it was a simpler time….

But it’s not until recently, like the last few months, where every dress worn by girls of all levels of talent, celebrity, fame and fortune have been busting out the tit and POSTING it on social media.

That used to be reserved for the whores, not to say the other ladies aren’t also whores, but they don’t typically package themselves as whores.

Anyway, Caylee Cowan was an aspiring actress who didn’t do much, but for whatever reason went viral, likely due to her tits at some key events.

She’s now dating Casey Affleck and looking better than she used to look, maybe he’s got her in the gym, maybe old ass celebrity rich boyfriends provide you with a lifestyle that’s relaxing….and through it all, she still has her big tits….and that’s what is important, you know, not LOSING yourself when you seemingly make it, if the dude you fuck is what qualifies making it!

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