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2023

10

Apr

Iggy Azalea Nipple Pasties of the Day

Iggy Azalea may be some fake ass shit, whether it’s the actual fake ass, the fake origin story, the fake ass, the fake accent, the exploitation of the HIP HOP CULTURE….CULTURAL APPROPRIATION because she’s a faker….and that’s been annoying over the years….

But she’s hopped onto OnlyFans, producing half naked content because it’s a trend, it’s a cash grab, it’s a hustle, it’s a way to generate attention and marketing buzz…..and now that she’s naked…or half naked…still fake…but far less annoying…when half naked in her content on the internet.

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2023

10

Apr

Rebecca Black Braless Big Tits of the Day

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Part of me has no choice but to hate Rebecca Black for being a pop culture event that has made the worst people quote her silly song that she released as a kid about it being FRIDAY….the TGIF anthem for the normies thanks to early YOUTUBE viral videos that made people quote silly songs, or BORAT or other dumb memes….instead of indoctrinating them into some weird genders, or weird propaganda, or weird politics, or whatever weirdness the propaganda machine is pushing on us through social media these days…..

But then I look at her tits and I am more impressed…

Part of me is also impressed by her for being part of a huge cultural event at a young age….whether it was because of her team, or her own doing, doesn’t really matter….it’s impressive that she’s a meme…

But then I am more impressed by her tits, they are huge…..and in a tight possibly sheer tank top. BIG THINGS!

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2023

10

Apr

Rita Ora Boring Beach of the Day

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Rita Ora posted up some beach pictures. She’s hardly half naked, despite it being a beach and everyone and their granny go to the beach basically half naked…all thonged up.

So Rita Ora, someone who has used her body as a marketing tool the last decade, about to hop onto some tour that is what I assume to be her last hurrah at making her popstar dreams come true since she’s an old married hag at this point….

Rita Ora, someone who has fucked all kinds of people, so many that letting a few more million see her naked wouldn’t really have any impact on anything….

Rita Ora, someone who has been in the gym trying to get her geriatric ass in shape so that she can handle touring and dancing on stage like she was still in her 20s….perfectly sculpted to be naked or near naked…..

Has decided to wear a fucking snow suit to the beach….maybe she’s scared of the sun and skin cancer, despite her olive, race ambiguous skin….

Anyway you look at it, it’s pretty tragic….she’s as young as she’s ever going to be and she’s not being exploitative, does she even know what ERA she’s in?

I guess she’s playing the “you CAN turn a HO into a HOUSEWIFE”….modest is the hottest angle and in a generation of SO MANY SLUTS, we’re WAIST DEEP in sluts, like when the apartment flooded due to a sewage back-up, only it’s sluts instead of sewage….modest is the hottest….and I’m ready to get to a MUSLIM place where ankles get me hard and not because I’ve jerked off to every other body part and scenario and ankles are all I have left, but because girls stop being whores and ankles are all they give us!

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2023

10

Apr

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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Based on the amount of ladies in scrubs, who present themselves as ladies who work in scrubs, as if they are part of the medical industry, whether it’s the face filling stations they call Med Spas or the dentist, it’s medical work…..but based on the number of these professionals, who probably have special training for this shit, whether it’s nursing or admin, it doesn’t matter, they work serious real jobs…and based on the number of these ladies who post up sexualized content from their work….I have to wonder why hospitals haven’t listened to the demand and become clothing optional…

I figure if you’re paying 10k for an X-Ray, you might as welll get some titties with that bullshit…

Or if you’re getting a FAUCI OUCHIE, you might as well get a glimpse of some cunt…

It only makes sense for the evolution of man, that Medical facilities are porno stations, rather than just letting the medical workers produce that porn for the internet…BRING IT TO REAL LIFE ladies…

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2023

10

Apr

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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Hey all you momma issue cucks who never got breast fed or who got breast fed too long or who only had female contact with your mother in your weird upbringing that made you jerk off to wanting to be breast fed by her well into your 40s…..

Here’s some breast feeding content to remind you that you’re not the only one who sexualizes breast feeding, since it’s designed for babies, but babies can’t have all the fun, it’s also perfectly fine for adults with the taste for HGH from the source….DAIRY loving mammals…ready to latch on and suck out life from the tit the way nature intended….

You are wired for this shit..it’s not your fault to turn a survival instinct into some perverted shit you jerk off to….like when you’re lost in the woods and decide to jerk off instead of building shelter…or worse…sticking the mouse you caught for food up your ass like Richard Gere instead of eating it for sustenance…..it happens….

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2023

10

Apr

Milf Monday of the Day

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Here are a bunch of random MILFs of various shapes, sizes, ages and level of “sex worker”….because “sex work is real work” if you’re a whore…and it’s the only work you really do.

Which reminds me of how insane it is that so many normies, moms who have normal jobs, college educated, bored in their suburban lives are being indoctrinated into the selling nude as a revenue stream that makes them feel validated.

Everyday, a new normie gets bitten by the “sell your nudes for a dopamine hit” bug….it’s a trendy thing to do, like taking up tennis in the 90s, or whatever the activity women did in the 90s that was normalized by their peers as a trendy thing to do….only it’s producing low level porn….

You know, I worked in porn in the 90s, not really as a talent because PENIS too SMALL even for SMALL penis fetish videos….,but in a warehouse at a porn company and girls wouldn’t talk to me when I told them what I did…..friends had to drop me when their wives found out what I did….and I just worked in a fucking warehouse…now those same women, all in their 50s are shoving tentacle shaped dildos in their assholes for strangers…

It’s a weird world and it only took 30 years to make this magic happen, just imagine where we will be in another 30 years.

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2023

10

Apr

Full Back Panties Friday on a Monday of the Day

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I am of the school of thought that all panties are panties and whether bikini bottoms are now skimpier than panties, I am still wired to want to get into the panties, and whether the panties are big, gross, saggy, dumpy, large, filled with period or feces or not, my getting into panty instinct and lack of standards takes over….

Sure, I can sit here thinking that I will only accept high end lingerie because it’s aesthetically more appealing, looks like it smells and tastes better if you were to soak said panties in a pot of hot water for some tea…..but the reality is, so long as it’s a panty it’s good enough for me.

Sure, I can say that full back panties are a little domestic, a little Mom Next Door going through menopause, a little too homely and Walmart shopping….but the reality is, so long as it’s a panty, it’s a panty….and that’s good enough for me…

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2023

10

Apr

Stella Maxwell Topless of the Day

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I accidentally watched Adventureland despite hating Mark Zuckerberg, it happened to be on the free to air antenna I have hooked up to the TV I found in the trash a few years ago and sometimes, I take breaks from staring at the wall to immerse myself in the propaganda being fed to us in order to destroy our minds and make us robots…

Well, along with Mark Zuckerberg, or the actor they used to trick us into thinking Zuckerberg and Facebook wasn’t a CABAL created tracking device, but rather some fun site some nerd at harvard stole from some jocks, you know, make a movie so people think they know the real story, which is why 90 percent of ZOOMERS think Forest Gump is a documentary….

The love interest in it was Kristen Stewart at her prime, where I was like “how could anyone find this bitch hot” and I remembered that she’s become a lesbian since then, thanks in part to Victoria’s Secret models or CLICHES of what hot chicks are supposed to look like, thanks to the unrealistic body images the real lesbians protest….making me realize her pussy eating was more an identity crisis than real “I’m a lesbian”…or maybe it was a product of being raped in Hollywood and hating men, these things happen.

Then I got to thinking that Stella Maxwell has been the lesbian to the stars trying to be woke, liberal, LGBTQIRSTUVWX….she’s the RAINBOW FLAG validator, like when you need to get your free parking at the mall…..the stamp of approval saying “you can eat my box, and I can eat your box and you can claim to be diverse and get work”….she’s the gateway pussy to construction boots and knitting…and she looks good.

So here she is hugging herself, like a narcissist who masturbates in front of the mirror, which she probably does, and I like how her tit looks like it’s about to explode like water balloon at a birthday party…..

YOU should too.

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2023

10

Apr

On/Off Flasher Fridays on a Monday of the Day

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I figure since no one gives a fuck about this website, I should spend my Easter weekends not updating it, but the power of the On/Off flashers compels me….

He may have risen, but that doesn’t mean that your penis can’t also rise to the occasion of seeing clothed girls posted next to their clothed pics naked….brilliant…

But I realize you’re all porned out, desensitized and the only thing that gets you off is weird ass shit that you shouldn’t be getting off to….

Even when impotent or sexually stunted from a porn addiction, the clothed vs nudes of the same chick are a worthy and important enough to look at in this era of everything out there is pretty flimsy trash since the internet sucks and I’d rather be living off grid growing my own vegetables….yet HERE we are.