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2023

06

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

Are you excited for Easter you freaks?

Have you hidden the chocolate eggs up your ass for your homies to try to find like a traditional easter egg hunt you had as a kid, only more modern in these modern gay times…sponsored by Nike, Bud Light and all the other corporate brands pandering to weird culture of gayness.

Plus, since nothing is seen as gay, or it’s homophobic and soon illegal because the thought police are out there telling you that you’re not allowed to hate things that you may instinctively hate, NO GAY BASHING here, not being GAY is a crime, so sticking easter eggs you decorated up your ass for your friends to find is not gay, it’s just a game, games aren’t gay, even when the rules involve inserting things in your ass for men to fish out…it’s just a game….homophobes..

Anyway, I am taking the next week off stepLINKS while I stare at the wall….but I’ve put in a few links to the forum and stepSMUT because they are part of our ecosystem here and must be LOVED.

Let the good times roll motherfuckers!

EGOTASTIC CELEB SITE THAT IS ALMOST AS OLD AS US!

EGOALLSTARS CELEB SITE WITH SOME TITTY SOMETIMES

EGOTASTICSPORTS WITH THE SLUTTY SIDE OF SPORTS

EGOTASTICGEAR a Shopping Guides and Gear Site in Training

TheNipSlip Brings Slutty Celeb Content Daily

Popoholic is Tame Celebration of Celebrity Tit from a fan

A LINK DUMP LIKE EARLY INTERNET

HotCelebsHome posting slutty celeb content daily too….

OtherCrap posts a bunch of crap but the celeb nude scenes are the best

MenMagDaily a Men’s Lifestyle Site that Never Was but that May Be One Day…in the Meantime Random Videos

EvilBeetGossip a Huge Celeb Site that Was that’s Still Being Updated

VideosThatSuck a bunch of random videos

stepfatherpresents was supposed to be my original videos, but I never produced original videos, so it’s just random videos for now

SEND YOUR SITE TO JOIN THE FUN….ALWAYS LOOKING FOR TRAFFIC AND NUDES…..

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Where the WHALE’s AT…..MAKE ME RICH OFF THE BACK OF THESE CAM GIRLS
LICK HERE!!!!

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From the Forum

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The stepFORUM is an iconic playground of fun times….I’m working on updating it so it works better but it takes me 10 years for everything – but you can still check in on the action there….these are the hot spots…..

Celebrity Trash Pics from Various Places Doing Various Things

Alessandra Ambrosio in a Bikini
LICK HERE!!!!

Kelsey Bellerini Hot at a Premiere
LICK HERE!!!!

Weirdest GQ Cover with HoYeon
LICK HERE!!!!

Madison Bailey in a Hot Yellow Dress at the CMT Awards
LICK HERE!!!!

Stella Maxwell Skinny at the parking meter
LICK HERE!!!!

Lainey Wilson at the CMT Awards
LICK HERE!!!!

Ana De Armas on the Streets
LICK HERE!!!!

Lea Michele Cleavage
LICK HERE!!!!

Katherine McPhee Double Denims
LICK HERE!!!!

Heidi Klum’s TIGHT Dress
LICK HERE!!!!

Hannah Ellis Slutty at the CMT Awards
LICK HERE!!!!

Chloe Bailey in Cosmo
LICK HERE!!!!

Kylie Morgan Slutty in a Skimpy Dress
LICK HERE!!!!

Joy Corrigan Walking the Hot Pugs
LICK HERE!!!!

Kaia Gerber and her Homies Walking
LICK HERE!!!!

Danielle Bradberry in a Slutty Dress at the CMT Awards
LICK HERE!!!!

Carly Pearce Big Cleavage at the CMTs
LICK HERE!!!!

Camila Morrone in Leggings
LICK HERE!!!!

Selena Gomez On Set
LICK HERE!!!!

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From stepSMUT!!

(LINKS BELOW ARE NSFW!)
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Camp Time!
LICK HERE!!!!

Lingerie Dildo Ride
LICK HERE!!!!

Clear Dildo
LICK HERE!!!!

Vibrator by the Fireplace
LICK HERE!!!!

Car Fucker
LICK HERE!!!!

Butt Plug Girl
LICK HERE!!!!

Lesbian Lover Face Sitter
LICK HERE!!!!

Lesbian Lovers
LICK HERE!!!!

Car Dildo Time
LICK HERE!!!!

Wet Lips
LICK HERE!!!!

Our amazing partners….who probably don’t link back to me….

CrazyShit for some of the Best Compilations of Crazy Shit!

Entensity for a Good Mix of Memes and BOOBS

ORSM is AWESOME – With Boobs and Random Insanity

EFUKT is the Legendary Site That Finds the Fucking Weirdest Porn Around….You Know It…Check It…

Alrincon is some European Bros who like Boobs and Reddit Amateur Babes

Booobie Blog for the Boobies….

BootySource for the Booty

Glamour for a Simpler Time of Nude Models Shoots!

MORAZZI also for a Simpler Time fo Nude Model Shoots

ImagePost is Images Posted of Nudes

SexyAndFunny which is more Sexy than Funny

Shooshtime is a porn site I link, I don’t think he links me back, that hurts me.

MAKE ME MONEY TO KEEP THE LIGHTS ON BY PAYING THESE GIRLS MONEY

If I’ve missed your site, email me and we’ll work it out, since I need your traffic….and your wife’s nudes…but mainly your traffic…I feel like no one links me back….

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2023

06

Apr

Jessica Alba Bikinis of the Day

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Jessica Alba Bikinis of the Day

Jessica Alba used to be one of the key players in the blog-o-shere, which was what they actually called the network of blogs, back before they had social media and the “manosphere”…..

When a bikini picture of her dropped, it’d go viral, people would be excited to see her on all fours from behind…it happened a lot and you’d get 100,000 people eagerly scrambling to see it.

Well, those days are done for us, but the time hasn’t been all that bad on Alba, sure she’s dumpy, she’s old as shit, her legs short and wide, the tits saggy, many kids later, but still worth staring at and not just because she’s a billionaire thanks to scamming on the internet with her lie of a brand….and not just because of her cellulite….but for the legacy, the memory of what was….that’s barely still here, but is a glimpse of what was, and in this era of low expectations, that’s enough!

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2023

06

Apr

Leni Klum’s Possible Nipple of the Day

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Leni Klum is Heidi Klum’s hot daughter, which makes her a product of Eugenics, which I think makes for a good case for Eugenics being a good thing, so when they kill off all the ugly retards, we’ll be left with nothing by hot things to look at and in an overpopulated world, maybe regulating the population by sterilizing the ugly dumb fucks and breeding the hotties is a solid strategy that has worked for this tiny model with giant tits who was already set for life when she was born, without doing the model thing for an industry that’s typically creepy but also filled with groupies who are impressed by famous last names in the social climb, so she can scam a bunch of money out of the suckers thanks to her mom, while we get to stare at what we wish were our suckers, but are really saved for some other dude, but at least we get to imagine the occasional giant nip slip through her robe when getting her model-girl glam.

The point of the story, Leni Klum, product of Heidi, sold to an industry at a premium like part of the sex trade with her mom being her pimp works for me, since rich people can be desperate whores too, they are just hotter at it.

Check out the tit, no real nip but it’s a start and a start is better than no start!

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2023

06

Apr

Chelsea Handler Underboob of the Day

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Funny girl, who I am sure really isn’t that funny, since comedians are generally not funny, but with the help of some witchcraft convince people that they are funny, and with the general population being morons who buy into everything they are told, it works out nicely for the non-funny people who pretend to be funny and who society decides are funny..Chelsea Handler, is showing off her boxy, menopausal, old, glory days behind her, under tit at the ski-hill bathroom, since she’s a skier now.

I am all for any sluts at the Ski hill pulling their big, fake looking tits out, even if it’s just the bottom quarter of the tit, since it’s tit.

Even if it’s attached to a miserable cunt, an unfunny cunt, a boring try to hard to be funny that it misses the mark cunt.

Even if it’s sad, lonely and pathetic behavior that just shows us her true colors of attention seeking, willing to do anything to fill that void in her soul that got her famous in the first place, because I don’t get too involved in how shit these people are, I just stick to their shameless self promotion that they may pretend is shocking or interesting or edgy, trying to be current like the old lady at the party who is so cool and doesn’t give a fuck but ultimately cares way too much and hates being the old bitch at the part….

The joke, which isn’t a very good joke is bad skiing too fast her tits busted through her top joke that you can easily ignore and just stare at the tits, so it works…

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Posted in:Chelsea Handler

2023

06

Apr

Shania Twain Cosplaying as Herself of the Day

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Shania Twain is freaking me out. She’s in some weird costume, looks like a South Western Backpages ad from the 90s, or some other kind of low level glamour shoot, maybe to promote the local strip club or brothel. I don’t know, but the wig is on, the fuck me boots are on, the crop top and short shorts are on….and it’s weird cowgirl fetish from a Canadian who isn’t a cowgirl….

I’ve seen her making more appearances recently. They’ve allowed her back at events and in the scene after she was exiled to her Swiss Chateau for the last decade, sitting on her pile of money, when no one heard of Shania and would just remember her when her hits were on the radio or at the bar, bringing back the times they jerked off to her music videos back when porn wasn’t available for free in our pocket at any given time….

You know, back when she originally sold her soul to the industry back in Canada all those years ago…before being basically forgotten.

She must be 60, so this comeback tour is weird, awkward, but as long as she’s being slutty, I dig it, since I love old desperate sluts, they are the more affordable version of their younger hot selves…

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2023

06

Apr

Inbar Lavi Bikini of the Day

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Inbar Lavi is a 36 year old Israeli / American actress who stared in some Netflix show called Lucifer….

More importantly, she’s got big sloppy tits hanging out of her bikini, which is really what you’d want if you were a girl in a bikini, because big sloppy tits spilling out of a bikini are fun to look at and imagine using as a punching bag with your dick….or mouth…

She’s not all that famous, but is probably rich enough as a working actress who has been on a few shows…not to mention the whole rich enough to move to LA at 17 to be a famous actor….something poor people generally don’t do unless they have a creepy producer or director in his 40s or 50s facilitating the experience so long as she doesn’t expose him for being a creep since that’s illegal.

I don’t know if she was human trafficked, I assume she wasn’t, but tits like that make me think she always could be if the acting thing doesn’t work out for her…but then again, that’s pretty much true to all people who are equipped with a vagina. There will always be a paying customer out there ready to pay for it.

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2023

06

Apr

Tiny Tits Tuesday on a Thursday of the Day

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Tiny Tits, like midgets, especially those in wrestling, come with a lot of spirit, like they’ve got something to prove…

Tiny Tits, like Chihuahua’s bring a lot of bark with their bite, because they know what they lack in size, they must make up in spirit.

Tiny Tits aren’t all hated by their owners, or by the men who get to hang out with the tiny tits. Some Tiny Tit owners would never go under the knife to become a fake tit bimbo, but instead they do the whole braless for fashion thing, and as a voyeur spectator pervert that you are, you get to see far more nipple on the tiny tits, than the bitches all strapped in and braced up in their push up bras to make you believe their big sloppies don’t have dinner plate sized nipples aiming towards their feet on them banana tits.

Point of the story, Tiny Tits are hot.

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2023

06

Apr

Workout Wednesday on a Thursday of the Day

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STAY FIT BITCHES…

In a world of fat fucks trying to become the socially accepted norm, you must do your part for humanity to exist as a fit bitch, to remind people that you don’t all have to be fat, even though we can all be fat, if we are lazy enough, and a lot of people who shouldn’t be fat are now fat, thanks to being lazy enough.

The fit bitches, the workout girls on Wednesday, on Thursday and everyday are the last of the Mohicans, the dying species of human who we need as a baseline or as a control group to remind everyone that fat is not where it is at, unless you’ve given up, don’t have any self respect and take what you can get.

The workout girls are critical to our survival….or at least celebrating the few people who aren’t subscribed to “be fat, it’s wonderful” when we all know in our hearts it’s nots…especially those fatties with butter pumping through their hearts…struggling up a flight of stairs…

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2023

06

Apr

Tight Pant Tuesday on a Thursday of the Day

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I’ve seen a lot of pretty tight pants over the last few days, because bitches love pants that show off a version of their body through what I assume they think is a second skin, thanks to it holding them all together and shaping them in ways they wished they were shaped one the sausage legs get let out of the casings.

One of the highlight tight pants I saw over the last few days, one of the memorable ones, was a fatter chick who was pulled together relatively nicely in a part of leggings that had the mesh down the site.

I stared a little too long at the mesh, I was trying to see if I could see panties through the holes in the leggings…I couldn’t, but when the bitch walked away, likely uncomfortable by my “thinking out loud”….she basically pulled her shirt over her ass, so that I couldn’t actually see how big, round, or misshapen it was….

I thought to myself, even in this era of body positivity, inclusivity, dressing in a second skin, these bitches act like 90s girls in leggings who all wore the over-sized ass covering shirts….and it confused me because I have a feeling her phone, like all female phones, have gigabytes of NUDES they’ve either uploaded to reddit or used in sexting strangers on dating apps….yet here she is acting modest in her mesh leggings around me because she knows I’m looking a little too intensely. Pretty rude, right?!

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2023

06

Apr

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday on a Thursday of the Day

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Pussy Wedgies, unlike gay dudes in tight pants, is not about showing off how big the pussy is, girls generally don’t like their pussies called big, even when they are big, it’s more of a “tight” or how much of an INNY it is.

Pussy Wedgies are more about showing off how good the is at eating the pants…BINGE eating those pants like a teen with an eating disorder at an all you can eat buffet on a cruise with her family she hates….before the PURGE….

Sure, the fatting and meatier the lip, the better the pussy wedgie, but telling a girl “you’ve got big pussy energy” while rocking her pussy wedgie, will likely not land that pussy on your face!

Either way, Pussy Wedgies are a great way to get a sketch of the pussy you would otherwise never see and that’s always fun, isn’t it.