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2023

31

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

I am taking the next week off stepLINKS while I stare at the wall, contemplate the meaning of life, work on my memoirs, figure out what it all means, spend more time not wasting two hours of my life going to a bunch of sites like it was 20 years ago, expecting them to link me back, so that I can get rich and figure out the meaning of life in a far better setting that the troll cavern that smells like death thanks to my wife’s asshole I call home….

The point is, as we wait for the apocalypse, we should be out having a good time, because nothing else really matters, so assume I am out having a good time, to inspire you going out there and having a good time, since nothing else but the good times matters…

Let the good times roll motherfuckers!

EGOTASTIC CELEB SITE THAT IS ALMOST AS OLD AS US!

EGOALLSTARS CELEB SITE WITH SOME TITTY SOMETIMES

EGOTASTICSPORTS WITH THE SLUTTY SIDE OF SPORTS

EGOTASTICGEAR a Shopping Guides and Gear Site in Training

TheNipSlip Brings Slutty Celeb Content Daily

Popoholic is Tame Celebration of Celebrity Tit from a fan

A LINK DUMP LIKE EARLY INTERNET

HotCelebsHome posting slutty celeb content daily too….

OtherCrap posts a bunch of crap but the celeb nude scenes are the best

MenMagDaily a Men’s Lifestyle Site that Never Was but that May Be One Day…in the Meantime Random Videos

EvilBeetGossip a Huge Celeb Site that Was that’s Still Being Updated

VideosThatSuck a bunch of random videos

stepfatherpresents was supposed to be my original videos, but I never produced original videos, so it’s just random videos for now

SEND YOUR SITE TO JOIN THE FUN….ALWAYS LOOKING FOR TRAFFIC AND NUDES…..

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Where the WHALE’s AT…..MAKE ME RICH OFF THE BACK OF THESE CAM GIRLS
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The stepFORUM is an iconic playground of fun times….I’m working on updating it so it works better but it takes me 10 years for everything – but you can still check in on the action there….these are the hot spots…..

Celebrity Trash Pics from Various Places Doing Various Things

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stepSMUT for some in House Hand Selected Porn!

CrazyShit for some of the Best Compilations of Crazy Shit!

Entensity for a Good Mix of Memes and BOOBS

ORSM is AWESOME – With Boobs and Random Insanity

EFUKT is the Legendary Site That Finds the Fucking Weirdest Porn Around….You Know It…Check It…

Alrincon is some European Bros who like Boobs and Reddit Amateur Babes

Booobie Blog for the Boobies….

BootySource for the Booty

Glamour for a Simpler Time of Nude Models Shoots!

MORAZZI also for a Simpler Time fo Nude Model Shoots

ImagePost is Images Posted of Nudes

SexyAndFunny which is more Sexy than Funny

Shooshtime is a porn site I link, I don’t think he links me back, that hurts me.

MAKE ME MONEY TO KEEP THE LIGHTS ON BY PAYING THESE GIRLS MONEY

If I’ve missed your site, email me and we’ll work it out, since I need your traffic….and your wife’s nudes…but mainly your traffic…I feel like no one links me back….

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2023

31

Mar

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

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This is about as close as we can get to having x-ray vision…

Seeing what a woman in clothes looks like naked, with the help of the women in the clothes taking a picture of herself in the clothes and then taking a picture of herself naked….

We haven’t got the technology we need to get us the On/Off glasses we need to get us through life, but this is the early days of the On/Off, we are pioneers, and remember….there was a time when girls in clothes didn’t let you see them naked…so we’re headed in the right direction….

Maybe that direction is into a burning fire of heathen-try…..but hey, at least we get to see the tits.

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2023

31

Mar

Feminist Friday of the Day

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As silly as the feminist agenda may be, as much as it convinces women to avoid the traditional family to instead work for the man and be a tax payer….you know get cats woman….not babies…

It is now being used or weaponized or made into a valid excuse for sex work being real work, and as much of a lie as that may be, it’s pretty funny to watch girls who would fuck you or send you nudes ever, post nudes on the internet while on their hook-up culture adventures because they think it is women’s empowerment…

Braless women aren’t all feminists, it’s braless, a trend, fashion, comfort, I just call them feminists, which reminds me of feminism….and how dumb it is, but hey, it gets girls naked….so it can’t be all that bad…right?

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2023

31

Mar

Rita Ora in a Bikini of the Day

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Rita Ora, who is one of the hardest trying try hards to ever have a record deal pulled from her, paying her out so that she can figure her own way out in LA, going to all the parties, fucking the right producers, ending up getting millions of followers on social media, turning into a host, a personality, just anything that she could do…and through it all she had hot tits, which are a pretty important tool in making it.

She never hit as the music star she started out as, it probably makes her mad, it’s like you’re passion or dream for yourself is to do more than what you’re doing at your shitty job, only her shitty job paid better than your soulless job, but you get what I am saying….THROUGH IT ALL SHE HAD HOT TITS.

She’s old now, married now, working out hard now, because she can have a go at her music career again….and THROUGH IT ALL SHE HAS THE TITS….

People are shaming her for being toned, I support fitness and hate fatties, but luckily in her ripped new body, she’s STILL got the tits.

Yes…all I see is tits….in life, in love, in work, in play…TITS…

She’s also doing a bikini bridge, dropping the classics!

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2023

31

Mar

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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They changed the name of Aunt Jamima pancakes because they felt that it was oppressive to celebrate a woman’s pancake recipe by making it an iconic legacy brand that generations of people of all cultures can connect with, not ever thinking it was racist, but probably only thinking she was a brilliant entrepreneur who made it really far in her time…..

But they haven’t changed the name of Fishnets, implying that all the bitches who wear their pantyhose have fishy cunt.

So, for the last 200 years of Fishnet, since Captain Pervert was lost at see and realized he could make his deckhand more feminine with a hand crafted hosiery in their scurvy and dehydrated delusions….

Here are some fishnets.

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2023

31

Mar

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

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It’s Friday, here are a bunch of girls in Full Back panties, being so brave and empowered in their producing LEWD content for strangers of the internet because it’s trendy or fun..

I don’t really need to do a rant about the shame that Full Back Panties went through in my lifetime, but it’s probably the most oppressed group of panties….clearly being paid their reparations as girls are finding some appeal in them….maybe realizing dudes don’t give a fuck if the panties are skimpy or hot so long as they are panties. It’s a psychological thing not a visual thing….

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2023

30

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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I saw some weird conversation from the internet involving a dude wanting to stretch out his urethra so that it can house or support being penetrated by a penis, after he uses elastic bands to castrate himself, since the blood supply will be cut off, and he’ll get to live his best life as a woman, even though gender isn’t based on SEX ORGANS according the general consensus of Satanic Perverts…

Motherfucker is trying to get an at home sex change, not sounding like he’s on hormones, which reminds me of the time a guy I know was bragging about fucking a tranny decades ago, when Tranny was just a weird fetish and they were all sex workers…

I asked “Does it have the tits yet” because I always thought dudes who get breast implants to be next level….to which the answer was no…

Back then you didn’t ask if the dick was cut off, because you assumed it wasn’t, that was the excitement for the kind of people who banged trannies…or paid for that shit….the weird neo vaginas with all their grossness was a RARE usually botched wound people avoided because of AIDS…

I asked “Does it take the hormones, like eating its mom’s birth control pills”…..to which the guy said no….

So I said “so you banged a dude with long hair wearing make-up and as skirt up the ass”…to which he said….”it wasn’t wearing make-up”….

Let’s just hope it shaved that day….you know to give the illusion of not just being a man with long hair in a skirt….

It was but a simpler time, when we could accept that behavior as fucking weird, not mainstream in every small town in America, just the depts of hell in the worst parts of the cities…

IT was a good time….but not as good as stepLINKS…

Sports WAG Vanessa Hudgens in a Bikini
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Candice Swanepoel Parties in Miami
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Caroline Vreeland is Topless with Bread
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Oliva Culpo Bikinis
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Kendall Jenner Pokies at the Gas Station
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The Nudity in Kill Her Goats
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Hailey Bailey in her Bikini
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Camille Kostek and Gronk on Vacation
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Jonah Hill is Reproducing
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Funny Rally Moments
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Pool Barely Escapes a Landslide
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Satisfying Videos from TikTok
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Selena Gomez Tries on a Filter
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Tom Brady’s Stalker in a Bikini
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Bam Margera Arrested
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Day Old Chameleon Changes Color
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15 Different Insects in Slow Motion
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This Train is on Fire
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Hailey Bieber and Elizabeth Banks in the Bathroom
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Sports Reporter who looks like AI
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Whale Shark Gets Turned On
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RC Cars on the Trail
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Funny Fails
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Hot Football Coach WAG Veronica Bielik
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Dog Loves Sword Fighting
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WWE’s Carmella Hits the Baseball Game
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Christina Ricci Cleavage
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Selena Gomez on the Streets
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Olivia Rodrigo in a Tank Top
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Kate Bosworth on the Streets
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Halsey Nips
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Caylee Cowan Big Cleavage
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Camila Morrone and Other Sluts
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Julianne Hough on the Streets
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Nicole Scherzinger in a Pink Dress
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Heather Graham on the Streets
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Toy in the Ass
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5 Acts that Make You a Whore
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Girl Shows Off Booty
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Hot Reddit Amateur
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Creamy Dildo
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What’s Wrong with Japan
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Gotta Love a Hot Blonde
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Public Titty Flash
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Nude Oiled Up Model of Color
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Hot Girl Lingerie Posing
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Dildo Time
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Jana Foxx Big Tits
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Condom on the Fruit
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Big Black Boobs in the Desert
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Young Models Legs Up
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Big Bottle Fucker
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Safari Dick Suck
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Hot Amateur!
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Girl with the Landing Strip
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Book Fucker
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4 Minute Hooker
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Nude Model Posing
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Chair Riding
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Bareback Sex Tape
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Nude Model
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Showing Off the Socks
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Amateur Fuck Time
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Table Topper
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2023

30

Mar

Dua Lipa Bikini of the Day

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Dua Lipa is apparently one of the most famous, most viral, most important, internationally pop stars in the history of the universe.

I don’t know if that’s actually true, but her songs go viral on TikTok and I don’t use TikTok, despite it being the only place that’s actively trying to destroy our society by sharing the TRUTHER TRUTHS, along with vapid and useless dances, but at least they aren’t controlled by the evil and corrupt American businesses, just China who you conspiracy theorists may think are actively trying to destroy America, but you’re doing a good job of that on your own.

Anyway, I bet I know some of her songs without having given consent to learning those songs, because pop music is obviously which craft that penetrates OUR minds….and secures itself in our brains…like a fucking parasite…

So Dua Lipa didn’t have my permission to push her music on me, but based on her bikini pics, she can rape me anytime she wants…even sonically….

She’s some Albanian refugee human trafficked into our hearts and minds and CHECK OUT THEM TITS.

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2023

30

Mar

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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I remember when THONGS worked their way into the mainstream, they never quite made the most sense to me, it was like just don’t wear any underwear, but I guess some women don’t like their cunt’s dripping all over their pants or down their leg while they are in self-cleaning mode…..

I thought the whole “it hides the pantyline” line was just a weird excuse since you could see the throng print through the pants, but I guess it made the asses more exciting, or at leat the girls with the asses more exciting to look at because you knew they were slutty or being indoctrinated into the whore world that has now gone fully mainstream and has taken over the minds of most people…

The thong was the early start to this generation of whores…it lead to bikini waxes….which led to taking nudes…which led to facetime sex….which led to showing off the asshole to know they were serious in their self produced porn – YOU HAVE SEEN ALL THE HOLES….and now they’ve gone back to their roots of bringing back the thong to tease the visibile asshole, a perk, a flaw in design, assholes are celebrated….HERE IT IS.

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2023

30

Mar

Britney Spears Bikini Insanity of the Day

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Here’s some crazy Britney with Emma Roberts’ gay boyfriend who they say is her manager, or handler, I don’t fucking know, his hairy chest freaks me the fuck out….and kind of takes away from the pornography that is Britney Spears in what they can now say is a newer video of her in a skimpy bikini in the sand..

So all you conspiracy theorists who think she’s dead (ME), in an institution (ME), is being played by a body double (ME) can just fuck yourself…while looking at Britney being unstable, like most people in today’s society of everyone on anti-depressants that CLEARLY do not work….but more high profile than the loser in your day to day life crying about their mental health…

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