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2023

29

Mar

Workout Wednesday of the Day

In a miserable world where everyone’s a fucking communist and feels that everyone should be on equal footing, meaning they hate anyone who is better than them, hotter than them, more successful than them….an army of fat chicks, who we can only imagine have blue hair, are part of anti-bullying groups, living their loser life of outrage have a total lack of self awareness and turn to the fit girls of social media to slander them and basically cyberbully them for being fit an hot in ways NO hot fit person ever did to a fat girls’ account, because why would they fucking waste their time when they are fit and hot…

So yeah, the anti-bullying, communist fat girl who is only happy when people are equally fat and miserable as them, who cries body positivity and inclusivity, so long as you are fat and miserable like them, is out there telling FIT chicks to get fat for equity and equality OR else they’ll eat all their food..need to be challenged to a foot race, not to prove anything beyond how funny it is to watch fat ladies try to run…

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2023

29

Mar

Rowan Blanchard Nightmare of the Day

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You may laugh at all the “satanists” run the world memes, or conversations, or conspiracies that are out there….you know position it as “some weird Christians think there’s satanic messaging in everything”….while celebrities literally have satanic tattoos and make satanic hand gestures for their counterparts to know they are in the eating babies or whatever they do at their weird sex party club….

I think when you see how much of satan is pushed on us through content and entertainment, it’s easy to fall into the trap and think “these people must really believe in this shit”…and if they do, then they must REALLY hate Christians, so much that they’d make them out to be crazies, while winning over the fair weather believers…..because church is boring and porn is fun…

Anyway, if youy believe those things, you’ll probably think this content from industry child star turned hipster who still works in the industry that created her crawling around with blood in morph suits may in fact be some weird ass satanic shit….or maybe they’re just being edgy and dark…but you gotta wonder why…

There was a time when weirdo content was fun, not lame horror movie shit….we’ll get back there eventually…we’re just not there yet..

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2023

29

Mar

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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Always eat your vegetables and if you’re a pussy, always eat your panties..

That’s some life advice for you panties out there…

Or really you perverts out there who don’t have love or meaning, so you buy used panties off the internet and when they start to lose their gross pussy scent that’s probably canned tuna oil, your forced to get rid of the evidence, or at least make them part of you….ALL THE SNIFFING has been done so you EAT THAT SHIT…

The point of the story….EAT THE PANTIES….PUSSY.

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2023

29

Mar

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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What came first, the weed smoking or the taking nudes and publishing them to the internet. That’s the great philosophical question one must ask themselves when they are looking at the merging of two illicit, unholy, racy and edgy pastimes…..

Smoking weed and getting high….

Taking nudes or semi-nude content to upload to the internet for men to lust after.

The church would definitely FROWN upon this behavior…when doing one or the other, isn’t quite enough….unless you’re like me and think that weed is brought to humans to consume by the land, making it hardly a terrible thing to consume, since it’s from the land….but maybe I am justifying NAUGHTY and sinful behavior because I like any reason for nudes, whether it was the DRUGS doing the NUDE TALKIN, or the girl who smokes the drugs doing the NUDE TALKIN….so long as the NUDES be TALKIN….like my fridge…they call this schizophrenia…

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2023

29

Mar

Weight Watcher Wednesday of the Day

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When the internet normalizes totally insane things….bad things happen.

Even when the intention is good, pandering to all the crazy fucks out there because they are trying to be as inclusive as possible…

They are just trying to be open minded and nice…

Sure, fat girls, be happy, don’t kill yourself, get naked…whatever…why not, that’s you….DUDES will still fuck ya…..or jerk off to you if they are sick in the head and indoctrinated…

Not realizing that pushing bad things is bad things because the world is not prepared to handle those lies…because their logical side is like “fat is premature death and unhealthy and we are wired to find unhealthy gross”….but ok…LET’s ALL pretend…there are 1000 genders…..

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2023

28

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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Spaz….like retarded, is still a great word…

Speaking of Spaz…there’s no quality control in these self produced nudes.

We’ve got so many ugly chicks or average chicks who think they are hot because dudes tell them they are in trying to get nudes to trying to get laid.

Maybe it’s the anti-depressants that have made them all delusional, it’s definitely the internet and social media that’s made them all vapid, egotistical pigs…..

I can’t wrap my head around a 40 year old nasty LOOKIN GOOD SWEETHEART who thinks she’s important, sexy, worth fucking, a sexual being, laughing an OnlyFans….like she’s hot….

They have zero self awareness..

Ladies like that used to give the nudes away for free on weird amateur porn sites for people to laugh at and not jerk off to, but that they didn’t care because the thrill was enough because they know they’re ugly…..which is why they turned to the internet to get praise from the perverts….

You know, throw it out on the WORLD WIDE WEB is casting that NET on the INTERNET to get some praise from the real creeps, rejects, retards and spaz’s out there…..

That doesn’t mean I’ll ever understand how an ugly person can find the confidence or acceptance in their ugly, to distorted think she’s hot, to try to sell the nudes….

I will forever be committed to liking and appreciating HOT chicks and their unrealistic body and face expectations…

This era of the self produced TROLL lacks inspiration, it’s EMPTY VOID OF UGLY….whether they are naked or not…

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2023

28

Mar

Violett Beane’s Nipples of the Day

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I don’t know who Violett Beane is, but apparently she was born in 1996, she was in CW’s The Flash, which means that nerds done been jerking off to her since she got that role, she was in some bullshit show called God Friended Me, which was on CBS and was totally disturbing….

Most importantly, she’s in a hipster bullshit photoshoot, which I guess all the photoshoots have become now that hipster shit is dead…and everyone’s a self pervert content that belongs on TUMBLR producing fuck….but since TUMBLR is dead….they just do it on instagram…Zuck’s porn site he pretends isn’t a porn site but when I post the shit I see on it, I am flagged a porn site by GOOGLE who I should SUE for lost revenue over the billions of ad impressions of served since they blocked me in 2004….FUCKERS.

IT IS DISCRIMINATION….

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2023

28

Mar

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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I want to only speak in catch phrases and commercial slogans.

I want to be the annoying jingle that doesn’t get out of your head so you are compelled to tell all your friends about me.

I read that the new generation have a 1.5 second attention span. I need to master the ONE WORD post.

So here’s my attempt at a 1.5 second post…..

Get your stop watch out…

Are you ready….

Start now:

TINY TITS ARE TITS TOO.

Boom….

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2023

28

Mar

Maya Hawke Bra Panties of the Day

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Maya Hawke isn’t the boner giver…..

I mean there’s probably a few perverts out there that think she’s a dream. Maybe they were into Uma or Ethan Hawke in a non-gay way, that think the product of their reproductive organs exploding in Uma’s ass is something special. I mean it’s part of the reason why Maya Hawke gets work as an actress, which I am for, because acting is silly, might as well give rich kids something to do with themselves to keep them out of trouble and to make them think they matter, plus nepotism doesn’t offend me because I don’t think everyone deserves the same things in life because one person has access to said things.

Let her work, let her get paid, let her carry on the family name and Uma’s big man hands….but stripping her down to either promote product or her body when so many actual hot chicks are out there ready and willing to strip down seems like it misses the mark.

Sure, half naked everyone is good….better than full clothed, even when it’s not, but if this is a paid campaign, which it could be, save some bikini work for bikini babes you hog.

I’m so conflicted….

Ok, fine, I’ll accept her doing half naked photos in a quest to become more of a boner giver, but I would like a little more effort in the boner giving department because this isn’t boner giving….and if you go this far, might as well go ALL the way….typical entitled brat not completing the boner giving task…because between you and me….far uglier, vile, stinkier bitches have given boners….it’s an attitude…a vibe…that she’s not really putting out there while putting half naked pics out there…..tragic..

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2023

28

Mar

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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I realize that the culture as a whole needs more shame. The women out there need to realize that they are the keepers of sex and that they will get a lot more out of life if they keep their sex under fucking wraps, so that thirsty dudes who want the sex shower them with everything they want…..but unfortunately, fat uglies will just look at it as an opportunity to get in on the hot girl action now that hot girls are too good for it….fucking up the whole dynamic of society…

So yeah, we need more shame, but I have no shame so when I see a girl in tight pants on the street or in the grocery store, I fucking stare, I stare until they can feel my staring energy, like someone is watching them, because I am….and I fucking keep on staring until they turn around and grab their items, or their purse or their bag and hold it close to them like they feel uncomfortable and I keep fucking staring…I try to see every ripple, every wrinkle, every scar or herpe that pussy has ever had through those fucking pants…because that’s what you get when you walk around with your body basically held together by tight fabrics….to simulate nudity…without being nude….

I don’t get awkward, I just don’t care…..

I am not like most people….so the internet version of tight pants, is probably easier to handle…and obviously women uploading tight pant content are doing it to be jerked off to…where as the girls in tight pants at the grocery store pretend it’s fashion, comfort, trends….and get mad when the WRONG person jerks off to it.

It’s weird, internet content producers don’t realize most of the dudes jerking off to them are the wrong person, while real life content producers are so uptight about that shit….

Either way, tight pants…

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