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2015

06

Jan

Candice Swanepoel for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

Candice Swanepoel – Victoria’s Secret is boring as fuck, none of these shoots are really inspiring, and none of their lingerie really gives me boners, but maybe I am just desensitized, or maybe it is my impotence, or maybe it is that my fat wife looks like some kind circus freak but Candice Swanepoel is worth looking at.

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel

2015

06

Jan

Anna Kendrick Face of the Day

I don’t know why “Anna Kendrick Face” isn’t a meme, or an expression used to describe an annoying looking face.

I have tried to watch movies that have her in them, and despite trying to like her not because everyone likes her and she’s getting work because of it, but because I feel sorry for anyone who has that “Anna Kendrick Face”, even when that “Anna Kendrick Face” makes her millions….because it’s just creepy….I can’t describe it – but it starts with her mouth…

Then I remember, all these overpaid bitches deserve to be scrutinized about their faces, because they put it out there, instead of hiding in the basement where their faces may belong…all because someone told them they are cute or funny or they have a relative in the business….who knows…

Posted in:Anna Kendrick

2015

06

Jan

Maria Menounos in a Bikini of the Day

People love Maria Menounos, which amazes me because who the fuck is Maria Menounos. She hosted some network television entertainment show, in an era when we weren’t forced to watch the shit like it was Mary Hart and Leeza Gibbons. back when the American people had 4 fucking channels…meaning…you motherfuckers consciously, despite having unlimited options, watch her smut…talking about celebrity assholes…but not actual celebrity assholes, because at least that would make the show interesting, especially if Maria Menounos was out comparing her asshole to theirs, because she’s greek and that Asshole is her vagina…

All this to say…she’s in a bikini and no one should care…

Posted in:Maria Menounos

2015

06

Jan

Anne Hathaway Weirdo See Through of the Day

I think this is Anne Hathaway’s attempt at being erotic…wearing a lacy top under a see through enough top….which reminds me of see through shirts of the 80s…it was in trend and if you were alive in the 80s, you probably got hard to teachers, mothers, cafeteria workers, wearing the same shit…that you may notice if you can see past her freaky clown smile…


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2015

06

Jan

Rose McGowan Does Titties on Facebook of the Day

Some people may be excited for Rose McGowan’s tits being posted on Facebook, because Rose McGowan’s got great tits, that she knows are great tits, that are really a huge part of the reason why I know she exists, because in the 90s, she pulled an Emily Ratajkowski and got topless in a movie called Doom Generation, that I am pretty sure I jerked of to on Pause at least once, and it worked out well for her, proving yet again, why you all should show me your tits..not that I can help, but I can stare….and let’s face it…they’re just tis…

I am more interested in the picture of her posing as me, I can only assume it has nothing to do with her being in Mexico on the holidays, where wrestling masks are everywhere for white people to pretend they get the culture…and everything to do with me…because I am the only one to ever wear one of these masks…my people invented them.

Either way, Rose McGowan is good.

Posted in:Rose McGowan

2015

06

Jan

Brazilian Topless Catfight and Other Videos of the Day

Drunk Dude of the Day

NYPD Fail of the DAy that resulted in serious Head Injuries…

Women Survives Crazy Crash

Guy Fights Off a Guy With a Stick….

Weird Ghetto Flashlight Beating…

Guy on Fire Outside Cemetery

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

06

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Waking up to the nights sexting orgy that I missed because I passed out drunk listening to my wife complain about being cold, is the only glorious thing in my life, because in this world where you don’t have to leave your house for simple things like eggs and milk, you can order that shit online, it is nice to get vagina videos that this no human contact can save my soul from the human contact I am forced to have due to poor pre-Internet decisions I made, like marriage….

Here are some stepLINKS…in the Morning…

Rich Kid Killed His Father for Reducing his Allowance
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Girl Tries Oyster for the First Time
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Blake Lively Shat Out a Baby
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Hurdler Michelle Jenneke Shows Off her Training
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Cameron Diaz Had Her Kid
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Michelle Lewin Bikini Workout
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Marilyn Monroe is the Face of Max Factor
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Mayweather Showing Off His Things…
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Girls Tugging On Their Clothes
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Kate Beckinsale Tits
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2015

05

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

I do it for america …. With @brookelyn_kelly For @step_girls vs @creepstreet by @iheartboris

A photo posted by www.drunkenstepfather.com (@drunkenstepfatherdotcom) on

The only thing I care about is snapchat…because snapchat has made even the most conservative of girls on Tinder send me vagina shots….one girl peed on it for me and another had sex with her panties…sure I couldn’t save the shit…but I memorized it with my mind…and I am a firm believer that that makes me a better person…so add me on snapchat


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Here are some stepLINKS… Click Them…

Cameron Diaz is Getting Married Tonight
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Today in Thigh Gaps
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Joanna Krupa in a Sexy One Piece
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Cowboy Fan Loses His Mind
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Victoria Silvstedt in a Bikini
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Rudy Got Fired from Cosby Show Fired Fo
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Tara Reid Naked for instagram
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The Guy who Recreates Pop Diva Poses
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Jordan Carver is the Slut of the Day
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Dakota Johnson in Leggings on 50 Shades of Grey
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Pascal Craymer Titties in her Face Beach Run….
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Victoria Justice Midriff
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Jada Pinkett Smith Bikini
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Sienna Miller Smut of the Day
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Here’s Ranking the Most Beautiful Women
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Bai Ling Erotica
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Ariana Grande is Still Fucking Big Sean
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Musicless MacGyver
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Cheesy Bikini Pics of the Day
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Dakota Johnson in Leggigns
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Halle Berry in a Bikini
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Civilians Eat Military Food
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Victoria Silvstedt Hooker in a Bikini
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38 Hottest January Jones Pics
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Jessa Hinton Introduces Pizza Bikini
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Kelly Bensimon in a Bikini
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The Hottest in Sahara Ray
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Rita Ora Titties
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Jada Pinkett Smith Does Shape Magazine
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Jennifer Aniston’s Cool with Her Brad Pitt Divorce
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Disney Character Push Up Challenge
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Raffaella Modugno Bathing Suit Tits…
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Hottest January Jones
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Rihanna in a Bikini
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Sarah Palin’s Son Kills the Family Dog
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People Fly a Brain Controlled Helicopter
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Kendall Jenner Showing Off Her Back?
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Bethenny Frankel in a Bikini
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Bat Dog and Robin
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Ellie Goulding in a Bikini
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Tiny Bikini of the Day
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Stunner of the Month
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Joanna Krupa Parties With Her Nipples Out
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Maitland Ward Pussy Slip
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Big Tits in Lingerie
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Fuckin With Crackheads
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Pussy that Blows Out Candles
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All 9s and dimes on cam…no seriously..
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Girl in Pink Tits
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Slow and Sexy Strip
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Find the Best Porn EVER
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Sabine – Glamour Model Tits
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Strip Poker Picture of the Day
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Extreme Penetration
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Seriously Amazing Erotica
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Naked in Bed
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Brazilian Lesbians
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Crackhead Mom Breastfeeding or Katy Perry ?
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Girls Getting Naked on Cam…For Free…Ok…
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See Through Lingerie
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Lookin’ Good Sweethearts
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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stepGIRL in a Vibrator Ad of the Day
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

05

Jan

Ginger Spice Upskirt of the Day

Ginger Spice flashed her ass getting into a boat on vacation…and it almost reminded me of when Ginger Spice was a stripper and nude model before becoming the only Spice Girl kicked out of the Spice girls for being unruly, or whatever the fuck the reason was, I am not really well-versed in Spice Girl trivia, but I am well versed in panties, it’s a bit of a fetish…but not one that involves girls sending me their panties, or buying them off the internet, and definitely not one of me wearing panties…because I like being pretty but one that happens when girls show me how wet they are with pics of their panties thanks to all the friends I’ve made on TINDER..and that ends when other obscure sometimes shit and period stains get involved….

I guess there is something erotic in seeing, at least for the most part…and not in this old, probably menopausal, vagina that has seen some shit…way.a fabric hugged a vagina all day…

So here are her panties…

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Posted in:Ginger Spice

2015

05

Jan

LeAnn Rimes Does Bikinis of the Day

LeAnn Rimes is interesting, but not really, because none of these girls are interesting, but she’s in a thong bathing suit, which is interesting, but not that interesting, it’s just entertaining to see a 30 something chick in a thong, especially one who was so devoted to the Church, the south, and making good old wholesome music while dressed like some like of Pilgrim or Mormon, before homewrecking, getting fake tits and turning hollywood…and doing this…and I am perfectly fine with the fall of a wholesome girl lie, for her true whore colors to shine through….because true whore colors are more fun.

TO SEE SOME OF HER ASS IN A THONG
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Posted in:Leann Rimes