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2023

04

May

stepLINKS of the Day

What would you do if you got all the days and hours you spent masturbating back. Would you build a house? Would you launch an app, or start a web based career…

Would you be a “Let me tell you how I made a million dollars”…in youtube pre-roll ads…where they scam you out of money to tell you to make youtube ads to sell courses on how to make money selling courses on how to make money….

Maybe you’d launch an app that goes viral, YOU Zuckerberg you….or maybe write a movie like the Spielberg you coulda been IF IT WASN’T FOR ALL THE JERKING OFF….

Maybe you’d use all the testosterone you saved by absorbing your seed to start a porn company or a brothel….SO MANY options…

What’s a little dick-suck between friends….

Now fuck off with your whole May the Fourth Bullshit….

Here are some stepLINKS…

Livvy Dunne – Bikini Model
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Working Out with Summer Ray’s Booty
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TikTok Star Addison Rae Does her Best Pam Anderson
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Rachel Pizzolato has a Vagina Slip
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The 15 Worst Cosplay Outfits
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Chantel Jeffries – Red Thong Bikini
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Paige Spiranac Salacious TikTok Will Make You Want To Golf
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Shay Mitchell Makes her Favorite Drink!
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Meet the Cast of the Hunger Games Prequel
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Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Reveals Class of 2023
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Baby Rhino Loves Being Brushed
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Baby Elephant Gives a Hug
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Debbie St Pierre Does Leggigns Well
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Dove Cameron Channels Liza Minnelli
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Paige Spiranac Oil Wrestling another Girl
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The Story of a Woman Beat by a Shovel when she was 17
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Taylor Swift Dating The 1975s Matt Healy
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Timelapse of a Cruise Ship in Action
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Kung Fu Skills on Spain’s Got Talent
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20 Amazing Mometns Caught on Camera
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Twitter Bro Got the AI To Make NFL Mascots and it’s Terrifying’
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Lamar Jackson Comes Clean on 260 Million Dollar Extension
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Kevin Costner Was Apparently Blindsided by his Wife’s Divorce, but at the Same Time He LICK HERE!!!!

How Crayons are Made
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P.K. Subban Makes Fat Joke, Internet is Outraged
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Dog Operated Tennis Ball Catapult
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Is Bad Bunny Dating Kendall Jenner or Gabriela?
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Face to Face with 1000 Fears
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Hot Racy Nude Model in a One Piece
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Compilation of Internet Weirdness
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Albino Dear in Virginia
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WWE Made an Unreasonably Strange Demand to Drew McIntyre
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World Cup Babe is in Miami for the F1
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Where the WHALE’s AT…..MAKE ME RICH OFF THE BACK OF THESE CAM GIRLS
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Demi Lovato Knees Up Skirt
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Morena Baccarin Skirt
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Priyanka Chopra Jonas Hates her Botched Nose Job Face
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Met Gala Pics
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Hailey Bieber’s Tank Top
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Kendall Jenner in a Trenchcoat
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Karen Gillan Legs
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Rita Ora in a Photoshoot
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Natashe Lyonne in a Photoshoot
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Paris Jackson on the Streets
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Minka Kelly
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Dua Lipa on the Streets
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From stepSMUT!!

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Nerdy Dildo
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5 acts that make you a whore
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Doing Threesomes Wrong
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A Bunch of Ass
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Suction Dildo on the foot
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Booty Bread
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Reddit Amateur
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Shower Dildo
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Muffin Pound her Ranger
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Performing in front of the Mirror
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Fit Girl Dildo Ride
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25 Shit Days
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Car Dildo Time
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Cam Girl Fucks the E-Brake
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Fisting her Ass
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Fight Night
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Panties to the Side
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Hot Blonde Riding….
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Flexible Nude Model
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Porn Star Pinky’s Scary Nudes
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Toy Riding
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Fine Titties
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Maid Roleplay Creampie
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Nude Babe with Tattoos
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Lesbian Sex Chicks
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Devil on the Dick Ride
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Destiny Moody Has her Tits Out
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Big Tits Riding
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Beach Titty Suck
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POV PAWG FUCK
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Banana Rama
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2023

04

May

Sydney Sweeney’s Pressed Ham Titties of the Day

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I don’t know if tits pressed on glass is called a pressed ham, but I know when dudes do it while mooning it is, so close enough….I also prefer being literally, like calling it big tits on glass, rather than trying to give it some cute name…

Anyway, Sweeney is one of the hottest celebs of the era thanks to some whorish behavior on Euphoria that unleashed the beast that is her big ol’ titties…

I don’t think she’s all that hot, really, it’s alot of hype, but it’s nice to see tits carry a girl who isn’t all that hot to the top, it brings hope.

I also like that she’s not a nepotism baby, at least not within the industry, so new blood getting paid by these perverts, and that’s always fun….more fun with fun bags,…which is a cute and stupid name for tits….which I prefer calling tits…but you know I’m versatile….barely…but enough…

These pics are shot by Amber Asaly who is a hot celebrity photographer, probably hotter than Sydney Sweeney really..

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2023

04

May

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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If the asshole is the window to the soul, then the thong is the pretty shitty garbage bag I have taped onto my window because I can’t afford blinds and I am hungover and tired of the daylight ruining my fucking life….it doesn’t get the coverage I need, but every once in a while I get to flash the person across the street my balls which makes up for all the times the garbage bag taped to my window has failed me.

If you know what I mean…

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2023

04

May

Mom Bod Em Rat Cow’s Handbra of the Day

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You gotta give it to mom Em Rata as she preps for Mother’s Day because she’s a mom, by being rumored to have 12 different boyfriends since her divorce, seeking out the ultimate Stepdad for her number 1 priority……

But yeah, you gotta give it to her for being a not so hot girl, that had a set of hot tits, that she managed to turn into an empire….thanks to social media…

There are a lot of hot girls and hot tits out there, but none have been able to do it quite as well as Em Rata…they all probably want to be Em Rata, but no one has pulled it off…and that’s saying something…I’m not sure what….

What you’d assume should be an OnlyFans model begging for subscribers, does fashion shoots, that are a little on the gutter and not so fashionable side, like this one of her grabbing tits, but despite being a 30 year old mom, people are still into and excited by her, and with a bird face and a terrible public persona of being a miserable feminist who hates men and the people who helped her become what she is…you know the kind of person you’d think no one would want anything to do with despite the fans…she still matters.

I respect that and not just because she’s got her awesome tits in a handbra, but it helps…

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2023

04

May

Rachel Bilson Doesn’t Like Being Fucked From Behind of the Day

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Rachel Bilson or Summer from the OC, which is basically where we all fell in love with her, since that show was arguably the best thing on TV, a timeless classic, and I’ve even revisited it and Bilson is as hot as I remember and the show as relevant and worth watching as it was back then.

Sure, I used the intel from the show to connect with college girls where I would drink for cheap and try to fuck….but it was still a great show….

Anyway, I read an article, barely, I don’t know how to read….call 1-800-ABCDEFG or some shit….but IT WORKED FOR ME…..and in said article, Summer who is not 45 said she didn’t cum since she was 38, which is fucking weird…..but all girls who have sex with me don’t cum, THE DRYNESS CAUSES FRICTION SO I CAN FEEL…..so I get how that can happen, even though girls who do cum don’t really understand why you’d have sex if you can’t cum, and really what’s wrong with you psychologically if you don’t know how to cum, not even from jerking your clit of like you’re trying to get a spider off your leg….or like you have parkinsons or epilepsy…you know with panic and vigor….

Anyway…she went onto say she likes being fucked missionary, because she’s lazy and likes dudes doing all the work, but she packaged it as “I like being fucking manhandled”….my god Summer, menopause has got you racy…..then she said she likes being on top, now that she knows how to cum, that’s how she does it…and her least favorite is doggy, because the big dicks she fucks, she’s Summer, why would she fuck Small dicks….HURT….and not in a HURT SO GOOD way…

All this to say, this intel would be far more exciting 20 fucking year ago…..

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2023

04

May

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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Not all titty drops are created equally, obviously….but in a world of no winners and no losers…with a generation of people getting A for Effort and participation awards…the real winner is you…and me…because we get to watch a bunch of girls pull out their tits in some theatrical, dramatic, over the top game….it’s like why just pull out the tit, when you can do it in slow motion while making it bounce….for artistic integrity or some shit.

The point is that I think most things should have a winner and loser, as a loser in life, you have to get familiarized with not everything being COMMUNIST and equal…but when it comes to pulling tit out, even the shit tits are fun to watch, sometimes for fun than the hot tit….so here are TITTY DROPS..

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2023

04

May

Maria Menounos Has Pancreatic Cancer of the Day

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Maria Menounos is more exciting when she’s on the beach with her pussy hanging out, I talk about it often, it’s really my only Maria Menounos story and it was one I ran with for a decade of Maria Menounos posts…a little “She’s Greek and Does Anal, so that’s probably a virgin pussy and the reason she has to get a surrogate to have a baby”….

Apparently, it’s frowned upon when you make fun of a woman using another woman to have her baby, despite GOD not wanting her to have a baby, and that freak Eugenics shit being totally unethical to some of the believers out there…..but at least it won’t ruin that pussy her asshole has been protecting all these years…

Anyway, she is promoting some shit and revealed that along with her brain tumor she had removed in 2017 that I totally forgot about, because I am also a lobotomized retard….she’s now got Type 1 Diabetes that turned into Stage 2 Pancreatic cancer, which as far as I know, is a death sentence if it’s really pancreatic cancer, just ask Steve Jobs….

I don’t see it ending well, but I’m not a doctor….but she is touring the story for clicks, so it can’t be that bad…..

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2023

04

May

Kylie Jenner Monster in a See Through Dress of the Day

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I know that when I look at the hybrid human that is Kylie Jenner, I get freaked the fuck out and can’t really figure out if I am looking at a mutated sex doll that you find broken down in the dumpster outside a swingers club, only with better hair and make-up and more expensive clothing on.

What I am saying is that she’s so fucking fake that she’s reminded me why we have no hope as a society, because if a fake, empty pile of silicon tries to sell you bullshit make-up, you’d hope we as a people would reject it and not make them billionaires…

I don’t find her hot, but she does have big tits in a bar, because being a mom may have made them sloppy, but the rest of her is typically sloppy, just stapled back on in ways that make it look like it’s not, so that’s probably why she’s not walking tit out like her sister…

Clearly, their losing their celebrity, because they are all trying so fucking hard to get seen….and I’ll still look at the tit, in bra or out of bra, because that’s about the only value they provide, even if it’s not hot, it’s better than most moms I see in the world because it’s got an image to maintain and hasn’t fully given up yet…

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2023

04

May

Halle Berry Bikini Top Titties of the Day

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Halle Berry posted what I assume is a 30 year old picture of herself, because black may not crack, but it sure cracks more than that.

It is the era of AI, Filters, Fillers, Stem Cells…..so it could be her trying to pass off a current picture of her…..or maybe this is an AI generated image of her, or an art piece from a creepy fan that doesn’t include her taking dick like the Hentai fantasy he has for her….he’s an artist, what do you expect…

Halle Berry may be a bit of a scam, she may be a race baiter with every black role she takes on, not because she’s not black ethnically, but because she was raised in a suburban white home, but she’s got rockin’ tits, so she can polarize and position herself anyway she wants, ideally in throwback never before seen pics of those tits and maybe a few in the doggy position looking back…because who gives a fuck about Halle Berry now..

Here she is now, looking like a dyke waiting outside the sperm bank for donors to take to the back alley for her own load to make babies with, even though she has no eggs left to fertilize because she’s old….

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2023

04

May

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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Summer may be coming and the chemtrails may be blocking out the sun, but the good news is that where there is a will there is a way…

When it comes to being hot, slutty, desirable, highlighting the WHERE TO LICK spots with TANLINES….there’s always a way..

It’s competitive world out there for girls getting nude on the internet, it’s a matter of constantly leveling up….

So here are some girls, bringing summer vibes even when you don’t even need summer to have these vibes, thanks to the power of a tanline fetish creating beauty products to emulate a tan line…..it’s probably a billion dollar industry…you naughty naughty girls…

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