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2014

10

Sep

Nina Agdal Pantyflash of the Day

I’ve heard all kinds of stories about immigrant Nina Agdal being on the program. Which is what I call girls who are signed models, but who get payroll from rich guys to hang out when the rich guys can get away from their wives, because rich guys can buy anything they want, and models, are just one step away from prostitutes…you know they already get paid to show off their bodies, what’s getting paid to fuck someone, when they are fucking people all the time anyway…it’s just part of the process…

My favorite picture of her was nude on the bed in Miami during the Sports Illustrated swimsuit launch, you know the story was that she was with some rich college kid and he documented it, because you would to…if you had a drugged up parting Nina naked in your bed after fucking her…I am too lazy to look for that pic, but you can google or search it on the site…I’m more into the future than the past…and the future is that she’s wearing panties, not shy to show those panties, because lets face it, she’s always in panties, and I am surprised she’s even wearing panties, she must be on her period or fresh out of an abortion or dealing with a yeast infection…because girls like this only put on panties when getting paid…right…right…

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2014

10

Sep

Carmen Electra’s Titty Photobomb of the Day

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I don’t know who this botox, Kim Kardashian, plastic looking, all people with money look like porn stars thanks to shitty plastic surgery is…No not Carmen Electra, the one behind her with her tits falling out, not the one with the sunglasses, who also looks like all these fake hair, face, tan, lip, subtle delicate women…

I hate this look, I hate this vibe, it’s so fucking trashy and ugly, but I love the fact that her tit is hanging out as the paparazzi capture her Jersey Shore looking self, accidentally, like a deer in the headlights, because she’s behind Carmen Electra, who also looks like a ball of fucking botox, but still relevant enough for the paparazzi to take pics of….

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2014

10

Sep

Miley Cyrus Tongues Someone at Alexander Wang of the Day

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If you don’t remember two days ago, that was the event Miley put on pasties to walk the runway for, even though her tits are so small, pasties are more like a shirt to her…She’s a high concept hipster artist now …

Well, there was an afterparty, and at that after party, Miley decided to rape someone’s face, because I guess that’s what happens when you’re a broken, famous, starlet, who has been in this world her whole life thanks to her joke of her father and the woman he knocked up 2 weeks into his fame…

Fame comes with distress, inner torment, insecurity, ego, insanity…that’s why they all end up on drugs or in rehab, they aren’t normal people, they crave attention…and I guess here’s Miley doin’ just that…and I’m not hating it..

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2014

10

Sep

Mike Tyson Tells Off a News Anchor for Calling Him a Rapist of the Day

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Here’s something that pretty much just happened a few minutes ago in Toronto, because the anchor asked him about supporting Rob Ford and in turn called him a convicted rapist when asking if being a convicted rapist supporting your campaign was a good thing or a bad thing ..

I guess Canadian media people are idiots and amateurs…who don’t realize that calling an man with a history of anger and a lot of knock outs a convicted rapist is a bad idea…it is also trashy, idiotic and in poor judgement. Motherfucker isn’t Oprah even if he wishes he was…

Mike’s reaction is pretty legendary.

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2014

10

Sep

Nicki Minaj and Jennifer Lopez and Rita Ora Celebrate Booty at Fashion Rocks of the Day

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Everyone is so excited by the fact that Bieber stripped down at the Fashion Rocks event, and by everyone I mean the host Ryan Seacrest, he lives for that little man’s body…it’s all part of being a creepy fucking homo who likes people who dance and make money…

Well, it’s pretty clear that the real star of Fashion week this year, or at least the Fashion rocks party, or I guess the media and sexuality, is the BOOTY…it’s very instyle and 3 top starlets, who despite being talentless, or at least annoying about their success…brought out their booties, and I wasn’t there to capture the moment…but the internet was…so here…

Here’s Rita Ora’s Booty

Here’s J.Lo singing about booty…

Here’s Nicki Minaj Shaking Her Booty

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2014

10

Sep

Senena Williams Raps and Does the Splits for Beats by Dre of the Day

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If you read this site, you will know that I have a women’s tennis fetish. It is the only sport that I find sleazy enough to keep me interested enough to watch. Short skirts, pornographic grunts, panty flashes, sweat, all while being white collar and classy…it’s just an erotic experience…as long as Serene Williams isn’t participating, or winning, despite being an amazing atheletic force that you could confuse for being a dude up on some Ladybug RIP Jonathan Brandis shit…or some She’s the Man RIP Amanda Bynes shit…or just a little more testosterone than you or I have….

But seeing her doing the splits as she raps for Beats by Dre…is almost erotic…but totally erotic to my friend who has a big black woman smothering him with her big ass fetish…

Hot or not, it’s worth watching…she’s flexible beast…and white men have fucked her…

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2014

10

Sep

Ashlee Simpson’s in a Red Bathing Suit of the Day

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Ashlee Simpson was spotted in a bathing suit..and for some reason she was hiding her vagina region. Did she have a rash? Does she have an outty? Is there damage and scar tissue from the babies and all the cock she has filled herself with in efforts to validate her existence, you know after being forced to live in her sisters shadow, always knowing she’s the failed sister, the one who had a window of opportunity to break free, but she got the shitty end of the genetics and ended up a virtual nobody…

Now I don’t care about Ashlee Simpson enough to know how that has affected her personality, her existence, the way she copes and deals with life, her social skills…but I can only imagine she’s some kind of next level delusional cunt that comes from being the girl who no one wanted to molest all while everyone around her, for her entire life, praised her older, hotter sister…

These bikini pics are a fail but I guess that’s what you’d expect with Ashlee Simpson since she on all levels is a fail…right?

But I guess she’s in Bali and you’re not, so being the sister of a rich as fuck girl…comes with never having to work a day in your life…and that’s no so bad, even if everything else about you is…

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2014

10

Sep

Noot Seear for Blush Lingerie of the Day

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Noot Seer is a Canadian model – who I’ve never met, despite how entrenched I am in the Canadian model scene, you know we have hot tub parties on my Canadian Yacht docked in the fucking icy tundra that is Canada…

This isn’t about me, or her neglect for her fellow countryman…because I guess with a name like NOOT she’s not quite Canadian enough to know proper Canadian conduct since she was born here, but more transplanted here from immigrants…

I guess her claim to fame wasn’t this AWESOME AND FUNNY TITTY PIC POST I did on her…but was when she scammed her way onto Twilight because it was filmed in Vancouver, where she is from…

I guess she’s also done a lot of modeling, and now booked this campaign….and at 30, she’s probably more accomplished than you, but not quite accomplished enough to not marry a billionaire like other models…it’s the pension plan for their industry…

That said, here’s her underwear campaign, uneventful, but she probably made 100,000 dollars for it.

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2014

10

Sep

Britney Spears Lingerie Show of the Day

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Britney Spears launched a lingerie line, but saying she launched a lingerie line would be pretty insulting to anyone out there who has every put together anything and launched it, because it required work, pulling miracles, sleepless nights, etc…

This is more along the lines of her handlers saying “Jessica Simpson has a Billion Dollar a Year Clothing company, that requires little work, let’s leverage your name and sell shitty sweatshop produced lingerie to all your white trash fans…all you have to do is show up at the launch party and pretend you’re involved by posting pics of you in the shit…

I just find it unfortunate that now, in her 30s, as a mom of 2, her self produced lingerie pics to sell her lingerie is happening, when this should have been something she did back when she was 20….but like all girls, at least all girls I know, they loosen up by 30, but the problem is that so does their vagina, and bodies and really everything else about them…

But here’s Britney bitch at the New York Public Library, peddling her underwear, that I wish was just dirty panties on her ebay account, because I’d sniff them, and it’s nice to see the way Britney supports Libraries..through renting them out for events for panties…

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2014

10

Sep

Rumer Willis Ass in Leather of the Day

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Rumor has it that Rumer Willis posted this picture of her leather pants, ripped in the ass, from either being in a gay sex club on poppers or Ketamine, where she was confused for being a BEAR….without the beard….all thanks to her die hard with vengeance facial structure…or maybe because she’s like every other girl, jacked up on hormones in the food and refined sugar, with too much booty in the pants, but too much price to buy one size up…

Now I may have made fun of Rumer over the years – because I have nothing better to do, and because I figure I might as well attack some trust fund child of a star who at the time wasn’t really showing any interest in being in the industry, but that the industry was into because she crawled out of some relevant enough, overrated, plastic surgery addicted uterus…

But I can still retract all that teasing, and say, I think I may be in love, but that may only be because this looks like a rape scene in a horror movie gone right…because she felt the need to post like she was getting arrested…hands up, legs spread, against the wall…

I guess the troll on all of us, or at least on me, would be if these pics were actually of a dude and she’s pulling some PUNK’D shit her ex-stepdad raised her on…

I don’t know, but it happened and here it is.

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