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2023

10

Feb

Whitney Cummings Tit of the Day

Whitney Cummings is a rich, established, successful comedian…which doesn’t really much more than she sucked the right dick, or angled herself as a funny girl because she couldn’t make it any other way….but now that she’s had hit shows, is as accomplished as a funny bitch can be, she’s compelled to show her tits…ok….anything for shock and awe or attention I guess…

At least she’s not Sarah Silverman…..but Sarah Silverman is in the news because she’s a fucking racist who kicked out a black man dressed as her black face character in protest of her not being cancelled for being a fucking racist…..

These women are not very impressive, at least not with their shock comedy that isn’t funny, but rather just awkward as shit…but they were annoying enough to push the comedic leaders, who are by definition total fucking nerds, who managed to get rich doing comedy, despite being lame as shit and lacking any real talent, just try hards practicing jokes, never getting laid, so when tits like this come along, fat fucks like Kimmel jump on them and help take them up a notch….

This legend, MB JACKSON, just got kicked out of a Sarah Silverman concert, or show, I don’t know what you call the crap she does….because he dressed as her unfunny Black Face character:

This is her black face character:

Can you imagine Hollywood celebrated this trash….a reminder that Hollywood is shit…

Anyway, Sarah Silverman, the racist, was either scared of a black dude calling her out and had her security kick him out, or is trying to pretend her black face joke didn’t exist, you know, since she’s this inclusive liberal now…

From his Hospital Bed he wrote:

Sarah Silverman had the security goons at the Ocean Resort Casino in AC attack me and rough me up because I wore. Blackface at her show last night. I wound up in the hospital. I’m 71 years old and it took 6 of them. Apparently Sarah Silverman feels it okay for her to wear back face, but no one else.

Let’s hope she gets punished for this shit…sued, cancelled, ignored. She’s garbage….

But here’s that other one, Whitney Cummings tit that I doubt you’ll be cumming to, she’s garbage too.

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2023

10

Feb

Bella Hadid Upskirt of the Day

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We live in a world where a top model in the fashion industry is some rich kid from LA with egotistical / narcissistic parents who did the whole reality show thing because they love attention and are trash….

I mean her dad’s also done a bunch of instagram models, probably leveraging his daughters’ name to suck them in before paying their rent in exchange for their monthly dates…he’s an LA rich scumbag….from what I’ve been told….So investing in making his scary faced daughter a marketable top model made fucking sense to his overall strategy…even though there was a time she was making smoothies in Malibu as the UGLY SISTER….before people lost their fucking minds…

But yeah, we live in a world where a top model, who I don’t think is worthy of the title, but I don’t call the shots, so I’ll accept her being a top model, and in that postion, she produces UPSKIRT content of herself….

This is not accidental flashing getting out of a car, this is prop the camera, turn on the filters and take a dozen or more versions of it to get the panty flash right.

So contrived, so lame, so thirsty and eager and ultimately, so fucking weird, but I’m still lookin, it’s a pantyflash after all and I’m not homo.

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2023

10

Feb

Donna D’Errico Ass of the Day

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Donna D’Errico, who has basically not existed the last 2 decades, is another one of those old as shit bitches that sells premium content to the last remaining fans, in what I call a last ditch effort to cash in on their fake tits that turned out to be a great investment all these years later….that 5k investment has made each and every one of them millions because in their era, it was seen as hot to have fake tits I guess, I don’t know, the 90s were weird…

Anyway, she’s 54 years old, far too old to be sexualizing herself, but clearly using fillers and filters to not look like a 54 year old, almost pulling a Madonna with her over the top fillers that make her look like a demonic clown, in what I almost appreciate as performance art taking a piss on all of us, just not a real piss, she probably does that enough on her own thanks to the whole menopause and weak pelvic floor at her age shit…

So it’s weird to see a shameless ass shot, but she didn’t edit out all the blemishes, imperfections, dimples, that 4 decades or more of fucking would do to a whore…..but it still creeps me the fuck out.

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2023

10

Feb

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

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There are a lot of conversations around the digital ID they are planning to implement to have all your information in one place, which after COVID we can assume is to control your movement, to ensure your vaccine status is up to date, to ensure you’re not a dissenter, to ensure your social credit, to ensure you’re not a liability to the state…..and the whole thing is pretty dystopian and unfortunate, at least to me, who likes being anonymous and free….

But we can only blame the other humans in this society for selling us all out thanks to their want for convenience, the ability to stream, the ability to share content and have fans like a real celebrity, just take the privacy away, give us MEMES….

What I can only hope is that this BRAVE NEW WORLD is tied into degeneracy to keep people distracted, you know SEX POSITIVITY, they want people fucking, as long as they are infertile, because they won’t bother protesting, they’ll be too busy fucking…

SO with degeneracy and perversion, the On/Off should be mandated as part of their oppressive systems….but probably won’t be, so let’s take in the On/Offs being donated to us from babes of the internet who want you to know their tits look as good out of the straps, harnesses and shackles of CLOTHING.

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2023

10

Feb

Maria Menounos is Having a Baby, Check Out her Pregnancy Abs of the Day

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Maria Menounos, who I’ve pretty consistently said uses her asshole as a pussy since she’s greek. It all started when she had a pussy slip on the beach and I referenced that pussy slip with every Maria Menounos post I did, unfortunately the archive of pictures is disabled right now, which may be why no one ends up on this site, but you know, getting sued by pieces of shit copyright trolls who want their MONEY for some shit I posted a decade ago is far fucking more annoying…especially when they site makes under 1 dollar a day, the fucking AIDS BABY with FLIES on the INFOMERCIAL makes more than me…..plus, you can probably just google the pussy slip…

The point is, she announced she’s having a kid, despite being in her 40s, and I was like “maybe she dusted off the unused cunt and brought it out for a good old fashioned insemination”…..

Or maybe she was more like a breeding horse with farmers in gloves up to their elbows making her dream come true…..

But then I saw she was in a midriff top, showing harcore abs, which isn’t really what a 3 month pregnant chick would look like….and this was an event from recent times…which only means one thing….

She paid some helpless immigrant surrogate to carry her baby for her, not worried about it being another woman’s baby, not worried about not having a real connection with the baby because she didn’t grow it, not worried about another woman’s blood running through it, but rather just buying it like it’s a fucking pure bred dog and that’s fucking disturbing as shit….rich people are fucked.

But maybe the abs are just the baby growing in a weird way, what do I know besides she’s too fucking old to breed…or maybe she’s just keeping it in her ass, the way she likes it.

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2023

10

Feb

Feminist Friday of the Day

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Feminism leads to women turning their back on family

Whether it leads to turning their front to getting paid and climbing the corporate ladder, to feel like they are independent BOSS BITCHES….onlyh to end up infertile and alone, with cats, wine and money they can use to sugar mommy dudes who don’t mind fucking old pussy for money…..which I guess is an empty existence….

Or it leads to turning their front to rich dudes who see them as hookers and who compensate them for being hookers and who may even knock them up as hookers so that they are hooked in and paying the hooker for life, always hearing from the hooker, and being annoyed by the hooker, realizing they should have used condoms with the hooker as it was a fucking trap…..

Either way, two miserable situations that are the common outcome, yet here we have women bragging and celebrating feminism….like it’s not a psy-op to rob them of happiness.

These girls are just braless on the internet, not necessarily annoyingly braless, politicized bralessness, but it reminds me of how dumb feminism is, so that’s why we call it that….

It also reminds me of how hot braless tits are!

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2023

10

Feb

Kendall Jenner’s Holding her Tits of the Day

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I like to think that Bruce Jenner shit out Kendall Jenner and using the proper incubation he was able to turn the bacterium into an actual human, you know rich person shit….and birthing her from his shit was what gave him that maternal instinct to inspire his transition to being a woman, to being Caitlyn….you know since Kendall Jenner is still fucking shit.

Sure, she’s the hottest the Kardashians have to offer, but that’s like saying she’s the best thing about AIDS or CANCER or that RASH on your asshole….

Sure, she makes money and is celebrated by the masses of retards in the world on social media, but she’s just a bottom feeding slug….who has her tits out…which I guess is a good thing…

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2023

10

Feb

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

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When it comes to panties, I guess the full back panty is the best for you weird soy boys and your low testosterone to wear in your cross dressing, you know now that it’s not cool to be men, so soy titty boys are deciding to swap genders to live out life as the hottest chick they can be…you know like SAM SMITH and his disturbing shot on all fours in tuck tape….WHAT A WORLD…

So Full Back panties are being normalized harder than ever, I thought it was because people were lonely and the full bikini underwear is a sign of passion-less relationship during her period….comfort is king…except when wanting to view your chick as a sex object….not that I ever discriminated against panties, but the general public did.

After much reflection, I think the Full Back panty comeback is because dudes are confused and like that there is room for their external ovaries, you know…THE BALLS, but you can’t have balls when you’re a lady….NOW CAN YOU….

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2023

10

Feb

Taylor Swift Bathtub of the Day

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I saw a pretty good Taylor Swift Meme the other day that read “She’s got 200 songs about dudes leaving her, but not one song about giving blow jobs”…..

Pretty clever joke…..but I have a feeling that she probably does give blow jobs, only because these rich and famous celebrities have everything they want, their lives managed for them, giving them a lot of time to sit around being perverts….

There is no way that Taylor Swift doesn’t have the nastiest, most perverted fucking fucks….her whole break-up angle is really just for marketing purposes, because all these celebs are self involved narcissistic sociopaths who don’t actually connect with each other, they just leverage each other for hype….clout chasers, even when at the top…

So someone like Taylor Swift will publicly date a dude for hype, he’ll date her for hype, probably getting his dick in her ass a few times, because why the fuck not, only to break up to generate hype, and keep her storyline going, so that 4 years later she can release an album about all her break-ups, so her lame fucking fans can try to figure out which celeb she’s talking about….increasing the hype….

I prefer the storyline that Taylor Swift doesn’t actually exist, she’s just AI to make girls depressed about relationships, turning them into independent cat moms until menopause when they realize it all went wrong. There’s a reason she’s so popular, THEY want her popular.

Apparently, no one has ever been in the same room as SWIFT, so when watching her new bigger tits at the GRAMMYS dance like a drunk, sad, white girl….it could just be CGI….

If she is real, she probably as interesting as CGI, you know just a rich kid turned industry puppet mooching off the minds of the retard audience….

Here she is in the bath, not necessarily washing off her SIN, but she probably should be….you know since she pretends to be a Christian, while being a heathen.

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2023

10

Feb

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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Fishnets are a pantyhose that you can buy in the local drug store…

So if you’re in need of making your pocket pussy, or that roasted chicken you got at COSTO look a little more womanly before you fuck it…you can do that with local drug store fishnets.

I’ve got all the life hacks and I’ve also got a curated mood board of girls in fishnets to inspire you in your masturbation with the new found fishnet stocking prop, because you don’t need to be a cross dresser to enjoy them my brother, you can just be a weirdo who dresses up the inanimate objects he fucks….from watermelons or any melon, to papier maché asses you’ve sculpted….they can all use some fishnets to be made hot like a traditional brothel dwelling whore! Timeless classic!

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