Maddie Ziegler is some child dance reality show star who was recruited by SIA to be in all her creepy videos back when Ziegler was a young teen…..
She’s either an old teen, over eighteen teen or no longer a teen but in her 20s….which doesn’t make her fanbase of perverts any less creepy.
In being young, relevant, part of the scene, into fashion, into style, she’s taking part in the whole SHOW THE NIPPLES, FREE THE NIPPLES, UNLEASH THE BEASTS….which I guess isn’t all that crazy, if anything it’s very European, it’s just that there was a time when celebrities saved the tit flashing for the gutter influencers, but I guess the money is in being a gutter influencer, so do what the gutter influencers do…
Basically, they all show off their tits….
So the good news is thats it’s fashionable to show your tits, NIPPLE and all, without having to hack iclouds or negotiate with them incessantly like I used to when trying to get girls to show me their tits “what color is your nipple, no way, prove it, come on its just tits, why you so uptight, not very progressive are you”…..until finally they give in…yes, the master of seduction is annoy them until they give up their protest because ultimately…it’s just a fucking tit.
Anyway, it’s a trend we can jerk off to, this shit happens in waves, we’ve been on free the nipple waves before, so let’s RIDE this wave into the fucking sunset like we are Patrick Swayze in Point Break, not in Pancreatic Cancer… as we wait for sheer crotchless pants that are designed to show off the CLITS for fashion…and not in a negotiation of “how big is your clit, is it one of those dick clits a guy could chew on like a cow tongue, or is it more hidden, are you an inny or an outtie, how do you wear your bush, is it a landing strip or full on bush, or are you a bald beaver..come on show me, it’s just a pussy, we all have one, at least all girls have them, why you being so lame, why you so boring”….but for FASHION…and I know THEY are coming…
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