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2023

07

Mar

Sydney Sweeney Nip Slip of the Day

Sydney Sweeney is probably the most relevant big tits that are disproportionate to her skinny frame and that basically are responsible for her fame and fortune thanks to being whored out aggressively on the trending and depressing HBO show Euphoria, which basically negatively portrays young people as medicated sad sacks with readily available drugs and booze and FUCKING, yet are still sad sacks….it’s pretty shitty….

Anyway, the tits in that show made her go viral, got her tons of opportunities thanks to being viral, which basically all links back to her awesome tits, and now she’s being rumored to be staring in Spider Man and other HUGE movies, despite not knowing how to act, she’s got the tits, the celebrity, the name, the followers, acting is a joke anyway….as are those Spider Man type movies…

Now Sweeney and her ceiling eyes are bitching about Euphoria, the show that made her, or at least that made her tits well known, saying that she hates the nude scenes, which she has previously praised as being Awesome and liberating….but for some reason…now she’s saying that some of the scenes made her want to scrub herself raw like you’d expect a rape victim to be doing in the bottom of their shower while crying….pretty intense words…

They used her tits, she’s realizing it, but she also used her tits, and those are her tits to use, so she can pretend to hate it all she wants, you misogynist…

She’s filming something in a bra, obviously, those TITS, and she had a nip slip in the process, because containing those tits is hard to do.

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She also did a viral lingerie shoot that was apparently inspired by Euphoria, the show she hates so much, and it’s for Frankies Bikinis, which is run by a hot chick named Frankie….and this is her hot lingerie shoot:

: Sydney Sweeney x Frankies Bikinis Collaboration

: Sydney Sweeney x Frankies Bikinis Collaboration

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2023

07

Mar

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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Tiny Tit endorsements are probably not that important anymore, it’s not the 90s, but big tits still get way more hype than they deserve, especially when it’s fat girls with big tits using their push up bras to distract from their bellies…

I mean if you’re big tits on a small frame, producing titty content on the internet, going viral for your tits is respectable….I don’t hate big tits…

I just think it’s important to direct my activism away from the shit that is trending, that is depressing, that is political since politics are fucking stupid and corrupt and both sides hate you, yet so many people no identify as being on one side or the other of a fake fuck divided war, instead of being activists around what matters, like saying “tiny tits can be fucking hot too”….why….because they are tits..

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2023

07

Mar

Ana De Armas Panty Flash for Fashion of the Day

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I figure since I did a post on J.Lo in lingerie, not in a celebrating the rotten meat Affleck sticks his dick up inside to see if it survives, you know these rich guys and their adventurous penises looking for some new form of excitement without doing illegal shit or gay shit…

So yeah, celebrate the old rot with a panty flash from the now famous, seemingly hot Cuban communist party turned celebrity in some CONSPIRACY inspiring shit, considering how many people don’t actually make it in America who are from America….almost making you believe in human trafficking and handlers to protect their billion dollar industry…..Ana De Armas who he was stuffing like a Cuban Sandwich before going back to J.Lo.

People find her hot, I find all these people shit and the fact she’s got panties on in her panty flash at fashion week upsetting, I mean who wears panties in this ear, especially when they’ve been with Affleck and could benefit from airing out their cunt!

That’s also inner thigh, not cameltoe, I zoomed in and was pretty disappointed about it too.

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2023

07

Mar

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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I stared at some ass in tight pants jogging around the other day and I thought to myself “this would be so much better if they weren’t middle aged fat chicks”….because it seems like middle aged fat chicks wear the leggings harder and more jacked up in their cunts so hard you can see their asshole more aggressively and confidentially than the younger hot chicks…..

Sure, younger hot chicks also wear the leggings, you see them around but there are far less of them around than the middle aged fat chicks who realize the elastic pants fit them better than traditional button up pants and that they do good things for their gross asses, even though their asses are still gross in the tight pants, from their perspective that’s where the asses are at their best.

The point is, like a prospector looking for gold, I take it upon myself to stare at all the tight pants I can….and here is a round up of babes showing off the tight pants!

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2023

07

Mar

J.Lo in Lingerie of the Day

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I guess I came across these pictures yesterday, but didn’t really click on them, because I am disgusted by J.Lo for a few reasons, the main one being that she’s in her 50s, GROSS, but the other reasons being that she’s made tons of fucking money, has tons of successful businesses, is rumored to be happily married to a not too drunk or abusive Ben Affleck, which was obviously weird tabloid fodder that they hoped would generate interest in celebrity culture, but NOTHING will ever generate interest in celebrity culture again, not even the nudes in an era where there are better nudes of girls we can likely pay to fuck instead of these lame ass trying to be popular clowns…

Anyway, I ignored them yesterday because J.Lo and her celebrity repulse me, but seeing her doing lingerie shoots like she’s young and hot, is the perfect level of desperation I need to remind myself that no matter how big these idiots get, they are forever clickbait annoying attention seekers….but they are rewarded for it so I guess no one tells them they suck…so how would they know….not by looking at their bank accounts – THAT IS FOR SURE….right.

I can’t confirm or deny whether this is J.Lo’s official body, if her head was super imposed on another body, if the photoshop or filters would legally stand as being J.Lo’s body, but this is what they are selling us with their geriatric granny porn/lingerie content. It is disturbing.

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2023

07

Mar

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday of the Day

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If you don’t live on the beach or near a beach where you can sit and stare at all the beach fashions of half nakedness that you can take home to jerk off to, or if you’re really adventurous, since you’re the kind of guy who lives on the beach, you can just jerk off right there on the beach or in the water through your board shorts, because why bother taking mental screencaps or sneaker photos when you can just get it done right there…..the you are a loser.

If you do live on the beach, then you probably don’t need this random collection of babes in swimwear to remind us of the fact that we don’t live on the beach therefore we are losers…cold fucking losers.

The bikini may not be all that revolutionary to all you people who have grown accustomed to it, but I’m still a big fan and believer in swimwear being erotic and that’s what counts.

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2023

07

Mar

Dance Video of the Day

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If you know me, you’ll know that I hate at least two things, Fat Chicks and Dance Videos…

I hate fat chicks for a lot of reasons, not limited to being married to one and forced to experience all that is bad about them, from smells, to digestion, to health issues, to laziness, to victimhood on a daily basis for the last 20 fucking years….but I feel like that’s a good indicator and support to why I hate fat chicks….and the normalization of fat chicks being hot…what a fucking farce…

I hate dance videos because dancing is fucking stupid, mindless, embarrassing, bullshit that used to get marketed as something freeing, liberating, just you and your tribal self connected to the sounds, at least when on Ecstasy at a party, but still, fucking lame…

Then all the dance reality shows, like So You Think You Can dance surfaced and I thought, oh fuck, here we go, propaganda to make idiots even dumber than they are by getting them caught up in Dance Battles like some kids break dancing on the street…embarrassing b-boy battles but with celebrities…my god, painful, cringeworthy…

Then TikTok happened, where people went viral and got rich for bad dance, awkward dance, stupid dance, serious dance, uploading dance dance dance revolution that’s actually a digression of the minds of the PEOPLE….

I know what you’re thinking “But what about strippers”….I mean, that’s not a fair comparison to dance, because they spread their cunts and if there requires a build up, a dance, a pole, a gyrating, a fucking seizure on beat to bad music to get a spread cunt, it’s fine….that’s the only acceptable dance….

So yeah, these are a few of my least favorite things…

Posted in:Videos

2023

07

Mar

Hayden Panettiere’s Back of the Day

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Hayden Panettiere is back. She’s in Scream. She’s at events. She’s on Good Morning America . She’s in Women’s Health Magazine and all it took was a human sacrifice of her brother, assuming you believe all that satanic conspiracy on how these mind controlled women of the industry get where they get….through trauma, sacrifice, abuse, dissociative disorders, mind control, HUMILIATION, etc….

Otherwise, she’s just such a pro, despite her countless meltdowns that have landed her in many stints in various rehabs….that have landed her with a few issues with the police for domestic abuse…because she’s a fucking psycho…

THEN there’s the whole story that was scrubbed from the internet but that was posted on the homie, who IU guess isn’t the Homie at all, but he has answered my emails ENTY at 8 Crazy Nights, about her being abused by her family as some cum rag for Hollywood back when she was a kid….but that’s just RUMORS right….there’s no abuse in the most fucked up, debaucherous, rich person hub of terrible people….

Anyway, she’s back baby, and she brought her broad back to Women’s Health in her panties….where she discussed having a breast reduction, despite not having big sloppies from my memory, but maybe I blocked it out because when I looked at her, all I’d see was midget wrestling.

The point is, her tits look bigger and rounder now than they did then, so maybe she means she got a breast lift after breeding…who knows…who cares…She’s Back baby.

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2023

07

Mar

Jenna Ortega’s Wardrobe Malfunction of the Day

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Jenna Ortega was at the Scream Premiere, because she’s an It-Girl and potentially in Scream and the media is marketing her having a WARDROBE MALFUNCTION….

They are saying “better a pen slip than a nip slip”….good one guys….

The funny think is….last week, Jenna Ortega, who is being marketed aggressively as the next big thing because the industry loves that the younger generation found a connection with the younger generation through Wednesday, a goth character who does weird dancing like on TikTok but on a series….she is dollar signs and that’s all these pigs in Hollywood give a shit about…..Easy Money off the backs of easy talent.

Anyway, last week Ortega’s nipple slipped on some Complex produced Hot Sauce eating video series they do, which is pretty racist sounding, just not as racist as Complex is, you know a Buzzfeed owned product that is publicly traded on the stock market that pretends to represent the Hip Hop culture despite being founded by some white dude and now owned by Buzzfeed….not very HIP HOP CULTURE at all…unless white run publicly traded companies are Hip Hop….they probably are.

Sure, Complex is the only magazine that ever hyped me up for 5 minutes thanks to a guy who now shops for shoes with celebrities on Youtube for the magazine, a guy I haven’t heard of since he hyped me up in the magazine, which I am not bitter about, I just know their target market is white suburban kids into buying overpriced streetwear because they are idiots.

ANYWAY, last week her nipple wasn’t edited out of the HOT ONES video, Buzzfeed legal team sent out CEASE and DESISTS despite Buzzfeed being the people who uploaded that shit to YOUTUBE, but now they are going to be litigious about it.

I gave them the benefit of the doubt, thinking, that since Ortega was overhyped, they darling, their future business plan, the free nip slip was something they didn’t want so they put pressure on Buzzfeed, even though girls of her generation are all whores…

But now, I am seeing this story of Ortegan, who I really don’t find very hot at all, having another WARDROBE MALFUNCTION that I am mad is not a NIP SLIP, like I was hoping bitch couldn’t contain those nips and that must make her team real mad, even though they are likely doing it on purpose.

BUT instead I am a victim of CLICKBAIT headlines….and now you are too….so I guess she shouldn’t get her nips surgically removed like Angelina Jolie to prevent this kind of thing…isn’t that in style now with all those ZIPPER tits thinking they are NOW men now that they have alien chests….GENDER STUDIES….

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2023

06

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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I guess the good news for all you perverts is that all these middle of the road, walmart shopper, suburban housewife with a dream of a better life, have finally been manipulated by social media, by porn, by the worms in their brain, by the propaganda, by the noise, by the anti-depressants that let their guard down…to be weird bi-sexual, sex positive, empowered sluts, who don’t need their man or their abuser…to control them…they’ve got the big dicks and they’re ready to swing them on every and all sexual adventures they can roll their old fat asses onto…..all in hopes of living their best life, or life to the fullest….

It’s good news, because you may find yourself in the crossfire of one of these meltdown, breakdowns, which means, you MAY finally lose your virginity and you know, the crazier they are….the better they are in bed…even if they look like chewed up and shat out dog shit. SO many nasty bitches who should be sharing recipes are doing porno shit, it’s disturbing…

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