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2023

08

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

Sometimes I wonder if I’ll ever have anything important, meaningful, relevant, funny, insightful, inspiring to say…

You know, something someone digs up on WAYBACKMACHINE many years after I am dead and the site goes offline…

You know some brilliant prose, that will be quoted for generations to come….you know my legacy…

Then I remember, fuck naw, that’s not what this is about, what I need or want….I got nothing to say…..save that for the nerds, the try hards, the losers who went to school to be “Writers”….

I just want to fuck bitches, or stare at bitches I want to fuck….

Irrelevance and forever forgotten is WHAT I seek….

Purpose, meaning, impact, a voice….FUCK THAT…

Unless my voice is “SIT ON THIS DICK, YES THAT IS A DICK, FIND, SIT ON MY FACE INSTEAD”….at some street hooker, a dying artform that I’d like to see come back because it involves some stamina, some drive, some effort….unlike new generation LAZY whoredom….

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Hailee Steinfeld on Vacation
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Rita Ora Tries Golf
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Caroline Vreeland Brings the Nude Pregnant Momma Shoot for Women’s Day
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Olivia Jade Bikinis
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Noah Cyrus Pokies
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Rhian Sugden in Lingerie
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Balcony Booty
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10 Favorite Villains
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Ukrainian Tennis Babe Wins with some Bikini Pics
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Maitland Ward for Valentines Day in Lingerie
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Ireland Baldwin Celebrates her Baby Bump
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Tiger Woods’ Ex Wants her NDA Cancelled
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Angry Elephant Offered Food
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Man Built a Secret Home Inside a Mall
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Cats in a Cat Cafe React to Earthquake
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Big Rig Road Race
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Hockey Player Throws Bottle at the Ref
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Daredevil Motorcycle Riding
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Diver Escapes Croc
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Cop Discovers Woman’s Brain Tumor
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Confronted by a DoorDash Employee over a Tip
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Nude Model Ness in Mesh
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New Movie About Homelessness Starring Billy Baldwin!
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Ben and Jen’s 64 Million Dollar Love Shack
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Sydney Sweeney in a Bikini
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Chrissy Miller Weird Face
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Madelaine Petsch Posing
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Keira Knightley in a Photoshoot
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Tallia Storm in a Big Cleavage Dress
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Lucy Hale in Leggings
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Jenna Ortega in Jeans
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Emily Carey in a Dress
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Dichen Lachman in Animal Print
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Eva Longoria Showing Off the Booty
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Fishnet Dildo Time
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Instagram Babe of the Day
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VAGINA SHOW
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In Store Flasher
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Fucking the Pelvis Sex Toy
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LEMON FLAVORED ANIME PUSSY
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Gogo Fuckme Drops Yellow Dress
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Short Removal
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Tits Out for the dildo ride
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Titty Tuesday
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Pussy Grind Time
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Naked Georgina
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Reddit Girls Unite
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25 People Having a Shit Day
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Gripping Pusys
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Kira Clark Naked Big Tits
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Hot Amateur
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Mirror Selfie
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Fucked in a Hotel
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6 Public Acts That Make You a Whore
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2023

08

Mar

Bella Hadid Almost Upskirt of the Day

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The saddest thing about the Bella Hadid near upskirt is that she’s tucked her balls up into her ass…assuming she’s got a dick, which I do.

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2023

08

Mar

Workout Wednesday of the Day

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Stay fit bitches…

I see these reports that fitness correlates to racism, to misogyny, to all these other terrible things…

It’s almost like they want you all to be weak, fat, lazy, sloth, chronically ill, disgusting, medicated, passive, hormonally fucked up….jacked up on fast food, chemicals in the food, sugar….

It’s almost like they don’t want you to live your best life, be your strongest, fittest, most confident, accomplished, healthy version…

It’s almost as if the system is designed to keep you down, to hate yourself, because those motherfuckers hate you, or just don’t really give a fuck about you, that’s why they brainwash you, tempt you, distract you, fuck with you….

They can’t let you catch on and move in on their own wins….

Point of the story, fit bitches, defy the odds, are fighting the system, with their MISOGYNY and white supremacy….or at least with their fit tits.

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2023

08

Mar

Alyssa Milano Nude in the Tub of the Day

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Memories of the time Alyssa Milano blocked me on twitter before she went totally fucking woke and annoying in her entitled celebrity who is a totally delusion idiot who lives a life of hypocrisy as they live their lies that they believe…you know all part of the entitled celebrity who can’t just shut the fuck up…because some asshole she sucked off as a teen gave her that first TV job at a young age…so she thinks she matters, her opinion matters, her voice matters and to offset being a shitty fucking person, she tries to do what she thinks is good, by spreading messages of what she thinks is doing good, from her rich person castle that I am sure smells like old pussy…

She blocked me because I made fun of her hairy arms, I am petty in my cyber bullying….but here she is naked in the bath, the weirdest thing to snap a picture of for social media, like what’s the purpose, what’s the point, isn’t she 50….is this how baths are supposed to unfold, I get it if you’re a whore on onlyfans, but when you’re Tony Danza’s daughter from a 90s hit show turned social media annoying pig, I guess you post that kind of pervert shit too..

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2023

08

Mar

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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Pussy has lips for eating…

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2023

08

Mar

Bella Thorne Weed Wednesday of the Day

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Bella Thorne is holding her bare tit and smoking because it’s Weed Wednesday and we tipped her off on what we do in these parts, or maybe she’s like most people, jut likes producing content around smoking her weed, being all pensive, deep in thought, could you imagine all the things going through her stoned mind….not that getting stoned is an achievement or all that interesting, but when the wrong idiots do it, and they play up being stoned, it’s painful.

I’ve also seen her in video a few times….where she plays up being hyped up and energized, despite being stoned, and she’s far better in photoshoot being still…and not screaming at me like some AI on TV in dystopian near-future sci fi movie…

All this to say, she’s holding her round, firm, tit.

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2023

08

Mar

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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Get high….

I don’t know how you all feel about girls who smoke weed, maybe you’re some kind of dirty hippies who live and breathe the whole smoking culture….because you’re fucking weed nerds…

I don’t care about smoking weed, I figure it’s good for you, nature’s medicine, even though people have hated on it for so long….and I don’t smoke it….

I just appreciate girls who do anything naked, whether it’s cleaning the house, sucking my dick, getting drunk, eating donuts, purging those donuts because fat chicks suck…as long as they are naked, I’m into it…

So here are some naked chicks with their weed seducing me because they are naked…seducing you because they’re getting high and a stoned girl, ideally comatose, is more your type…if only weed was fentanyl you sicko….

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2023

08

Mar

Caylee Cowan Nipples of the Day

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Caylee Cowan’s got the See Through Dress on!

It’s the era of the sheer dress, tit flash, finally penetrating the mainstream like you want to penetrate the girls who are wearing the sheer dress, tit flash…..with vigor and passion.

I mean the mainstream see through dress thing has been a thing forever, girls love flashing their tits, even when they don’t have big tits.

I remember jerking off to fashion shows in the 90s because of the sheer dresses, it was a simpler time….

But it’s not until recently, like the last few months, where every dress worn by girls of all levels of talent, celebrity, fame and fortune have been busting out the tit and POSTING it on social media.

That used to be reserved for the whores, not to say the other ladies aren’t also whores, but they don’t typically package themselves as whores.

Anyway, Caylee Cowan was an aspiring actress who didn’t do much, but for whatever reason went viral, likely due to her tits at some key events.

She’s now dating Casey Affleck and looking better than she used to look, maybe he’s got her in the gym, maybe old ass celebrity rich boyfriends provide you with a lifestyle that’s relaxing….and through it all, she still has her big tits….and that’s what is important, you know, not LOSING yourself when you seemingly make it, if the dude you fuck is what qualifies making it!

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2023

08

Mar

Weight Watcher Wednesday of the Day

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Fatties unite….like the super heroes they aren’t…unless you think eating more than you burn is a super power, which by the way they talk about fat people in the media, I think they do.

As much as I like to hate on fat chicks because fatness is relatively vile and no matter how hard they normalize it or make fat sizes, it still represents not caring about your body, not loving yourself, not actually being fierce or fabulous, which is the kind of affirmations they give themselves, because I guess they are hormonally gay men….

Plus sized will always and forever represent overeating,lack of exercise, unhealthiness, more calories in than calories burned, which is ultimately, or supposed to be a turn off….because you’re programmed to want to drop your sperm in the most top notch WOMB…you know for breeding purposes and advancing the species….and fat is not top notch, it’s sloth, it’s chronic medical issues, it’s not treating the god given body with the respect it deserves…

I am fat, I live with fat, I know fat, you can’t shame me for shaming MY Own people….

But yeah, as much as I’m a no fat chicks allowed motherfucker, I’d rather fat chicks be naked than clothed, so these PLUS SIZED and empowered, who get more sex that any of you thanks to dudes being perverts into any willing pussy, it’s never a feat or an acheivement when a woman gets laid….

So for inclusivity, equity, diversity, LOVING THE FELLOW MAN, here’s some nude BIG girls to fetishize, to fantasize about watching eat until they explode from both ends, because they can, or just smothering you with their giant guts and titties….it’s a thing…

And really, if you are a fat chick, even if it’s gross to most people with taste, you might as well throw in the towel on shame and be naked and slutty, it’s fun, and life is about fun, since we are all going to die…..JUST DON’T BE MAD at us CYBERBULLIES for it, we don’t have to like or be into the insanity you post on the internet….just because you think it’s fierce or fabulous….but we can still like LOOKING at it for all the other reasons you’d look at viral internet content…like the comedy in it.

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Posted in:Fatty

2023

07

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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The world may be crazy.

Meaningless fights with meaningless people. Everyone siding with their hero, who is just as corrupt as the other guy, just non stop whining and negativity…

But that doesn’t mean we can’t have fun…

Sure, it may mean you should fake your own death before having fun…

Maybe getting a off-grid bunker living….before having fun…

Trading the SMART PHONE for a HAM radio….FUN…

Party fucking party….Tits on tits on fucking tits…

So click these here links to get all that FUN started…you know, before they turn off the internet or whatever psychotic plan they have to lock us all in their shitty, expensive, BORING, utopia…

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Impressive Circus Booty
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Paige Spiranac’s Golf Tip in a Body Suit
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Ashley Benson Skinny Girl Selfie
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Kylie Jenner’s Almost a Nip Slip
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Selena Gomez Muckbang in a Tight Top
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Em Rata’s See Through Make-Up Tutorial
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Caroline Vreeland in Lingerie
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Zendaya Showing Off her Legs
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Top 10 Dance Artists
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Miley Cyrus Teases New Video Drop
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Debbie St Pierre in a See Through
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Man Arm Wrestles a Robot
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Crazy Referee Moments
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Domestic Pig Fights Off Wild Boar and Other Videos
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Olivia Ponton See Through at Fashion Week
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Delilah Belle Hamlin in a Bikini to Celebrate Her Musical Debut
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Miranda Kerr on the Beach
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The Most Impressive Athlete at the NFL COMBINE
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Girls Sing Hallelujah Through a Well
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World’s Fastest Towed Bike
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Nightly Cleaning Ritual 9/11 Memorial
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Kim Garner in a Yellow Swimsuit
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Ana De Armas and Chris Evans Fall in Love
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Kara Del Toro in a Bikini
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Football WAG Sydney Tilton in Bikinis
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Worst Drivers Ever
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Cat Acts Like a Dog
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Myha’la Herrold See Through
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Stacy Dash Loves God
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Fishnets Under Shorts Wearing Model
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Haley Kalil Covers Herelf in 9 Jars of Creamy Peanut Butter
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Halloween Prank in March
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Sydney Sweeney in a Bra on Set
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Liana Liberato’s Leg at the Scream Red Carpet
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Tallia Storm Fit Hot Bod
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Olivia Ponton Showing some leg
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Josephine Skriver hot in a Bra Top
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Maude Apatow on Late Night Tv
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Lea Seydoux Legs in Pantyhose
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Jessica Alba at Fashion Week
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Courtney Cox in Pantyhose
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Demi Lovato in a Black Dress
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Baby Got Back
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Parking Lot Fuck
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Stefanie Gurznaski Masturbating
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Squirting on her Feet
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30 Shit Days
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Stranger Jerks Off to Beach Fuck
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