2014
11
Aug
This model’s name is LOLA McDONNELL . She seems to be from Australia. She’s in this amazing workout video, that should inspire all girls to workout topless if built like this because it’s fucking hot as fuck….shot by a photographer Alessandro Casagrande, who I’ve posted before and who does awesome stuff…
I mean this is what workout videos are meant to be….
Posted in:Alessandro Casagrande|Lola Mcdonnell
2014
11
Aug
It amazes me that NBC gave Audrina Patridge a show that airs after Saturday Night Live….I guess they think she’s a fucking joke, along with the rest of the world, but it was the same slot they gave Carson Daly before he leveraged that into hosting a hit fucking show, starring Shakira (see previous post to see who Shakira is, in the event you’re idiot)….so this Network Shit…could mean there’s more Audrina Patridge for the world…and it could be that the dumb one with fake tits because the most famous and successful one which goes to show you – that if you look good in a bikini – that’s pretty much all you fucking need to get by…or more importantly – to fucking win….
Here are some of her pics…
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Posted in:Audrina Patridge
2014
11
Aug
Shakira is in the latest Issue of Cosmopolitan Argentina, in the event that you aren’t up to speed on the latest in Cosmo Argentina news, you know one those magazines you let the subscription expire on, thanks to the internet…
You know a magazine where they teach you sex tips on how to seduce an American man, and how to use him to smuggle your cocaine so you can buy more cows to herd….because I assume that’s what they do in Argentina…
I just know that Shakira, as a mom and a judge on The Voice…who hangs with Adam Levine, and is pushing 40, bores me…even in photoshopped lingerie pics.
Posted in:Shakira
2014
11
Aug
If you know anything about this site you know that I’ve branded everything with the word step in front of it. Sure I’ve never done anything with the brand – but the idea was there.
From stepTV, to stepLINKS, to stepLISTS, to stepFAME, to stepGIRLS, to stepEXCLUSIVE…I am fucking annoying with the step…
But to see a girl, a model, a topless model from Lithuania branded as Julija stepONAVICIUTE ….
I have no choice but to locigally assume, we are soul mates…this is destiny, she belongs to me and my heart to her…and while I figure out how and why we aren’t together, and how I am going to change that I’ll let you stare at her tits in ELLE FRANCE, where tits are considered shirts and we like them for that…because I don’t mind letting you look at my stepSOULMATES tits.
Posted in:Julija Steponaviciute
2014
11
Aug
Her name is Alexa Vega. She is some married chick who you may remember as the tween Robert Rodriguez had a “boner” for. I don’t want to say that he molested her on the set of Spy Kids, because I would be making that up, but I will say that he is the only person who has ever really given her work, and to me that means she’s probably got some dirt on him that she’s using to extort him…or maybe, just maybe, he’s like you creepy dudes who watch your neighbor’s kids grow up, and one day realize “shit they have tits, I’m gonna go watch her sun tan and film it for later”…you know cuz thanks to technology – we’re all filmmakers now…
She posted this under water, titties be floating pic…and so am I…because Alexa Vega and me…are so fucking similar like that. #twinsies
If girls drowning and struggling for air is your fetish – watch out.
Posted in:Alexa Vega
2014
11
Aug
Irina Shayk bores me. I think I have attention span issues, or maybe I am just not excited by pictures of huge movie stars like Irina Shayk, who in the event you didn’t know, was cast in Hercules, because of her very astute acting ability. It’s like she’s a professional trained actor, probably because Russians are disciplined, and hookers have the ability to be anything you want them to be..
That’s not to say Irina Shayk is a hooker, I mean I’m sure a lot of non-hookers have been recruited by professional soccer players to pretend to be their girlfriend in exchange for Sports Illustrated campaigns that his agent can easily coordinate, and that will help their storyline along…especially when they are Russian…
Russian girls are just hot, have no souls and like money…whatever…so do all girls..
Anyway, with her fame and success thanks to strategic BEARDING, she’s in this campaign for some bathing suit company…yes, it is boring…but she’s still a babe and that’s enough for me.
Posted in:Irina Shayk
2014
11
Aug
LOVE MAGAZINE is some big deal in the UK, and they got a bunch of models topless for their latest issue, that had Kendall Jenner on one of their covers, because Kendall is an aspiring model, it is good for her ego, and Kendall has worked really hard being whored out by her mother on TV, to get to this level of fame and success…she did it all on her own…
And reality is, when you drop out of school because you are rich as god, you could be doing worse things than trying to make it as a model…like heroin until you overdose, like other rich kids do…so I guess her work ethic, even if modelling isn’t actual work…especially for a Kardashian…it’s more like praise they need to get by…
Anyway, one of the features is all the models in the issue topless…the models include but may not be pictured:
Alina Levinchinkina, Binx Walton, Issa Lish, Jazmin Willis, Jing Wen, Julia Nobis, Kendal Jenner, lanley Fox, Matilda Lowther, Mica Arganaraz, Shannon Clagett, Ysaunny Brito
Meaning, one of these sets of tits could be a topless Jenner. I just don’t know which one, because I can’t be that involved with such trash…you know filling my brain with the ability to recognize a Jenner…seems like a waste of energy…but here are the pics – you can work this one out on your own.
Posted in:Kendall Jenner
2014
11
Aug
Miley has tapped into her hick roots…and got herself a pig, like she was back on the farm her diner working stripper mother grew up on while plotting how to get knocked up by achy breaky 3 weeks after achy breaky was released…creating this lovely brat…who although is annoying – is far more interesting than the other tween trash out there…
She named it Bubba Sue, but she looks more like a Kate Upton.
Here she is taking a shit…
Here she is photoshopped onto a white Nicki Minaj…
Posted in:Miley Cyrus
2014
11
Aug
Victoria’s Secret is currently shooting their Holiday Collection – because Christmas is around the corner and it is their most important time of year to cash the fuck in.
It is safe to say that the Behind the scenes picture of Adriana Lima on set below, despite being old and a mother, two things you don’t really look for in a lingerie model, she’s still at it. The money is too good. The contract isn’t expire. Milk that shit like your baby milks your tit, you overly religious slut, who can get naked for money but who can’t get a fucking abortion to save that body you get naked for money with…she makes no sense to me, but then again..the world doesn’t make sense…
is the best part of their whole reminding us they exist mid-summer push….
Because the rest of their “behind the scenes” are fucking boring….here they are anyway. You know, since Michael Bay directed the commercial again…and you’re all about that Ninja Turtle shit…
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Posted in:Victoria's Secret
2014
11
Aug
I am going to assume that you don’t fuck and when you do, you always cum yourself, because that’s what happens when your life has been devoted to masturbating as fast as you can when your mom is out of the house getting groceries.
It’s like look at a pic of a girl, and bust quick…only to fail every time you get with a girl…because you’re just too fucking excited that all your dreams of being with a girl are coming true…even if you are paying her….
So these 50 topless selfie pics, should put you over the fucking edge, but instead I am going tell you how to fuck girls proper, so that you don’t have to hide in your closet and masturbate fast so you don’t get caught to internet porn…
I know what you’re thinking…who cares what a girl wants in bed, you’re paying her by the hour and you don’t really care if she gets off or not.
But what you aren’t realizing is that the reason you’re paying a girl by the hour to get off, and not finding real life girls to get addicted to you and your dick is because you suck at life…but you don’t have to suck at life.…
Follow Tips and maybe you’ll save some money on the rub and tugs, that you can spend on girls who can’t get enough of having sex with you…buying them flowers and romance and shit .
It’s pretty fucking basic, you have to make her cum, and you know what, good consisted good sex from a girl who wants to fuck you because you make her cum will make everything in your life better. So you should listen….
1- WARM-UP
It takes girls 17 minutes to cum. It takes dudes 5-7 Minutes. In your case 30 seconds because the hooker gives you a discount. There’s a 16.5 minute discrepancy. One trick is to jerk off before she comes over to drop your first load, get that one of of the way, going in on your second load will buy you a few more minutes of fucking.
Athletes warm up before the game, you’re no athlete, but your body works the same way. Logic.
2 – FOREPLAY
You don’t really have much foreplay with a hooker, unless you’re a weirdo who does the whole Girlfriend experience, since your mom didn’t hug you enough as a child and you feel the need to cuddle. Seriously, who wants to eat out a hooker…I do…but that’s cuz I threw in the towel on life.
But the key to good sex is logical, foreplay. You touch, lick, rub, talk dirty, finger, eat out, stick things in her ass, role-play but not on the first date, she’ll think you’re a creep, I don’t give a fuck, just do what you can to trick her into forgetting that she’s given in and let you up inside her, do not let realize she’s even fucking you, and don’t touch your dick, just focus on her….and the longer you go – the closers she’ll get to orgasm…and the less you have to worry about busting in the first 2 minutes…
3- KNOW YOUR KRYPTONITE
If you get off by getting a finger stuck your ass, or her in doggy, or her breast feeding you like you were her child, or being shit on, or whatever other weird fetish you have, don’t bust it out until she’s done….because it’s only polite to let ladies go, or in this case cum first.
4- USE SUPPLEMENTS TO MAKE YOU LAST LONGER
To last longer in bed …you should try a use a numbing spray like Promescent , because it’s the ONLY Urologist Recommended topical spray that can help any guy last longer.
It’s fast-absorbing and your partner will have no idea that your pre-mature ejaculating sensitive dick is getting some help.
It doesn’t make you a loser to numb your dick, it means you want to maximize your fuck…
When I can’t get hard, I pop 1/4 viagra. When I can’t sleep, I drink a bottle of vodka and eat sleeping pills, when I get a headache from a hangover, I take a fucking aspirin and drink more. Scientists invent things for a reason..and in this case that reason is to make you last longer – she’ll appreciate it.
5- THE STOP AND START METHOD
The start-stop method can help you learn more control during sex. Stick it in, pull it out, go down on her, stick it in, pull it out, go down on her, whisper in her ear that you love her, tell you you’re her boss, who cares, an orgasm is about fucking with her mind, not her pussy, just know that if you cum in 5 minutes or less, no one is coming back for seconds, and really, who doesn’t want to have sex longer…it makes the whole listening to her talk about her feelings at dinner worth it.
And remember – cum in her if you’re not using a condom, cuz no one uses condoms….it is proven that unwanted pregnancy keeps her around for 18 years – even when you can’t stand her…I mean if you’re lonely..
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