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2014

17

Jul

Erin Heatherton for Ocean Drive of the Day

Erin Heatherton is a Victoria’s Secret model, who I guess they lend out to other companies to keep her busy when they don’t need her…even though she’s one of the girls they’ve actually put into the mix by marketing her outside of Victoria’s Secret. You know one of the girls they lend to Leo to pretend he’s dating them, despite rumours that he’s gay….because I assume he has a percentage of the company…

The fact is, that these girls are all egos. They would never date each other’s man, or ex boyfriend, unless it was part of their contract and they never fuck.

I know how girls work at all levels, I know how dudes work…and I know even with A-Listers, when they can have any A-Lister, they won’t fucking play with fire and sure enough, if they did…the fashion show would be more of an episode of Jerry than the infomercial it is.

THat said, this Erin Heatherton is a fucking babe and I’d eat this ass no matter what’s been inside it.

Posted in:Erin Heatherton

2014

17

Jul

Izabel Goulart Still Does Pornographic Fitness of the Day

There is a fine line between a practical fitness video and an erotic video of a lingerie model working out….and Izabel Goulart walks it…whenever she puts out videos like this, that I can’t imagine are to teach good technique, or show off her healthy lifestyle, but rather to show off her ass in motion…which luckily, as an obese man, is the only part of fitness I really like…

Posted in:Izabel Goulart

2014

17

Jul

Ashely Greene’s Hard Nipples of the Day

I have never heard anything remotely positive about Ashley Greene from people who have met her, worked with her, hang out with her, or have anything to do with her. I know girls who have been a victim of her sexual deviance and home wrecking, I know people who have been on set of her movies, the fact is she’s just Florida trash, who luckily fucked her way onto the right movie, landed millions of tween fans…only to date popular bands in that demographic, like the Jonas Brothers, who she actually pretended to be a virgin practicing abstinence with….because that’s just the kind of liar she is. This bitch probably lost her virginity at 14 trying to get out of the trailer park she’s probably from…yet she has the fucking nerve to pretend she’s not a fucking slut…I mean who the hell is she trying to trick…14 year olds…I guess…

Anyway, Twilight is over, Ashley Greene still lives, and part of living is hard nipples and camel toe, probably her best work yet.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Ashley Greene

2014

17

Jul

Emily Didonato and Some Nipple for V Magazine of the Day

Her name is Emily Didonato. She is a model. She is probably best known for having sex with Jake Gyllenhaal, which like pregnancy, or herpes and AIDS, is up there with ultimate Sex Fails. You know the kind of thing that follows you through life, that tells the world that you’re a groupie, because anyone who knows Jake Gyllenhaal will tell you he’s the biggest, spoiled brat, 12 year in a grown man’s body around. This fucking probably cries himself to sleep because other male celebs win awards when he doesn’t. He is the definition of bitch, and the only reason any girl is with him, is for her career…making Emily DiDonato and her Gyllenhaal semen stains a lot less appealing, and the only salvation she has is the fact the Jake is more into having dick inside him, than putting dick inside her, or any girl for that matter…..

That said…here she is all sexy and romantic for V magazine…when I ignore her sexual past, she’s awesome.

Posted in:Emily DiDonato

2014

17

Jul

Top 10 Tricks at the ESPY Awards of the Day

The ESPY awards happened last night. I can’t imagine anyone really giving a shit. I don’t know how much ESPN really matters, or more importantly, I don’t know how celebrating Athletes, who are already celebrated, really matters. I just know all the gold diggers, athlete fucking groupies, and possible athletes went out to the shit, I don’t know who 90 percent of the girls in attendance were, but here are the best tricks I found with my little to no actual research…

10 – Kim Johnson

9 – Draya Michele

8 – Hannah Cornett

7- Dara Torres is a Cripple Bitch

6 – Sydney Leroux

5- Erin Andrews – We Saw Your Staged Peeper Videos – To Advance Your Career – TRICK

4- Chrissy Teigen’s Career was Based on Gold Digging Brothers…Rappers or Athletes – Interchangeable..

3- Ali Fedotowsky….Dressed Like a Pumpkin…Brother’s Love Pumpkins…

2- Erin Andrews and Chrissy Teigen – Double Dose of TRICK

The Number 1 Trick at the ESPYS was Destinee Hooker – Because Her Name is So Appropriate

CLICK TO SEE PICS OF DANICA PATRICK AT THE ESPYS PRETENDING TO BE A RACECAR DRIVER

Click to see pics of JESSICA ALBA AT THE ESPYS PRETENDING TO BE INTO SPORTS

Click to see pics of CHRISSY TEIGEN BECAUSE SHE’S THE ENEMY AND YOU MUST ALWAYS KEEP TRACK OF THE ENEMY

Posted in:Events

2014

17

Jul

Girls Gets Cocaine Blown Up Her Ass and Other Videos of the Day

Subtle News Blooper – Read the Blue Strip…

Naughty Wisdom Tooth Stooper..

Man Sthitting in the Street..

Mom Just Shit Your Pants…

Posted in:Videos

2014

17

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Sometimes, you just gotta stretch..and I just have to watch you…stretch…intensely and never stop…until something better comes along…

Here are some stepLINKS..

Top 10 Kim Kardashian Tanning Pics
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The Rock’s Throwback Thursday is Hilarious
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Emma Stone’s Grandfather is a Ghost…
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Selena Gomez and her New Shitty Tattoo
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Drake Disses Mackelmore….
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Lady Gaga
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FIND COUGARS TO FUCK – BECAUSE COUGARS ARE HORNY!!
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Lena Headey in a Bikini
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Babes in Sunglasses….
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Lady Gaga PSA
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Girls Who Don’t Like Bras
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Top 10 Kate Upton in a Bikini isn’t a Top 10 at All
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Facts About Dogs…
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WATCH GIRLS – YOUNG GIRLS – ALL GIRLS – AMAZING GIRLS
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

17

Jul

Elisabetta Canalis Titty Flash in a Bikini of the Day

The good thing about being one of George Clooney’s hookers, is that when he fires you can move onto showing the paparazzi your tits…

Elisabetta Canalis was one of George Clooney’s hookers, and now that the contract is up, so she’s showing the paparazzi her tits…

He’s onto a new girl…

Posted in:Elisabetta Canalis

2014

16

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I tried joining the 65+ aqua fit class in the public pool – not because I am 65+ but because I like seeing 65+ in bathing suits berathing heavy. It allows me to figure out which one I should try to date to get in the WILL….

They wouldn’t let me in…because Racism, Sexism, Ageism…lives…and I’m a victim of it…here’s a video the expresses how I feel about the whole thing…

Here are some stepLINKS…


Top 10 Kate Upton is Scary in a Bikini
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Rose McGowan Schools Her Fans Who Think She Looks Like Michael Jackson
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Crazy Asses…
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THe Rock’s Latest Instagram and 13 Awkward as Fuck Celebs
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Jeff Goldbloom’s Fiance in a Bikini
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Lea Michele Bikini Pics by the Pool
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Aweseome JUke Moves NFL Gifs
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Jessica Simpson is Not Fat Anymore
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Slut of the Day
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Natasha Oakley in her Bikini
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Natalie Portman Legs in Shorts…
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Politicians You’d FUCK
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Lana Del Rey Doesn’t Want You to Listen to Her Music
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New Demi Lovato Bullshit – If You Care
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Rumer Willis in a See Through Top at a Photoshoot!
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Ashley Benson – Black Bra
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Ferrari Test Drive Goes Wrong….
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Jenny McCarthy went Through 400 Vibrators
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Jenny McCarthy Hates Famous People
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Denise Richards Bikini
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Taylor Swift’s Hot Body and Other Paparazzi Pics
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Rihanna Flashes The World Cup
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Some Good Celebrity Stalker Stories…
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22 Horrifying Marriage Proposals
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Kim and Kanye Are Getting Divorced – Because they Mock Marriage
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Kristen WIGG is Getting Naked in her Next Movie
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Penises are EVERYWHERE
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Customized Coke is Clever
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Heidi Klum is Still Hot in New York
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Turkish F16 Landing Scares People….
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Oversize Truck Crash Accident….
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Kelly Brook Fat With a Massive Cameltoe
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Kelly Brook Walking to the Gym – Fat as Fuck
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Rapper Who Cut Off His Own Dick is gangster
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Redhead of the Month: Emily Archer [32 Photos]
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Jessica Alba in a Bikini in Mexico
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Rumer Willis Slutting Out for a Photoshoot
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Solid Geordi from Star Trek Cosplay
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Dude VS Comcast!
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Britney SPears Midriff
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Parks His Go Kart in Style…
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Dolly Parton Has a Dance Record….
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Lead Singer Fights Security Guard….
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The 22 Greatest Ohio Mugshots of All Time
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Maria Menounos – White Dress…
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Jordana Brewster – Pumping Gas
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Natasha Oakley in a Black Bikini
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Pita Pit Are Assholes.
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More Crazy Asses
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Park Bench Masturbation!
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Naked Clown Bowling…
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Lazy Face Strips…
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FIND COUGARS TO FUCK – BECAUSE COUGARS ARE HORNY!!
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A Very Very Very Disturbing Video
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Porn Stars at the Adult Expo
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Handbra Party
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Butts and Fingers are Meant to Be Friends
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WATCH GIRLS – YOUNG GIRLS – ALL GIRLS – AMAZING GIRLS
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Strip Pool!
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Masturbating at Work…
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Artist Arrested for 3D Vagina Art
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WHEN GIRLS SQUIRT – YOU FUCKING OWN THEM
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The Fighting Naked Guy is a Joker
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Some Babe Posing in Shorts!
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UFC In a Brazilian Prison
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Tree Falls on Tent…Horrible
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The Dad Who Wants to Fuck His Daughter
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Don’t Forget the Mimi Faust Sex Tape!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

16

Jul

Kate Upton Sloppy in a Bikini of the Day

Kate Upton’s tits are ridiculous and not necessarily in a good way, even it is a mesmerizing way…

My friends over at FAMOUSMISFORTUNE posted this pretty funny TOP 10 on Kate Upton in a bikini , reminding me that I am not alone in thinking that this fatty is too sloppy and fat for bikini model fame.

She is a big girl, a very very big girl, and I don’t know what kind of message she’s sending to the kids when she is celebrated by dudes everywhere, but I am thinking DIABETES.

I am all for girls to get half naked, and I am all for big fat tits, I just don’t like seeing the rest of her sloppy body in action. I am not the kind of guy who can ignore it and just fixate on the tits. I wish I was, because then I’d be able to understand why she is considered one of the hottest girls out there, or an “It” girl, when anyone with eyes can tell, that she’s more the kind of girl who doesn’t like fitness, but does like eating a lot…and weighs more than two average it girls.

I can make fun of her, point and laugh, stare at her tits, and ultimately, not care…I mean I’ve been calling her overrated and fat since day one. It doesn’t change how much money she makes or who works with her. It just confuses me.

You blue collar pervert dudess love this shit, she’s skinny compare to the pigs you fuck, I get it…but I don’t get why the fashion industry, or any industry is catering to your broke ass…


TO SEE THE FUNNY TOP 10 CLICK HERE

TO SEE A BUNCH OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Kate Upton