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2014

30

Jun

Megan Fox’s New Face in Cosmo of the Day

Mom of 2, Megan Fox, hit Cosmo this month to show off her new Robotic face that she got in honour of not being cast in the new Transformers, but rather being replaced by a younger, hotter version of her for the second time, because Megan Fox was never a talented actress, and really she was never that hot…she just went viral and it wasn’t very sustainable, not when her 90210 creeper was locking her up and tampering with her birth control to trap her forever and destroy her career like he did to his own career….because that’s what getting them when they are young and brainwashing them is all about…

Posted in:Megan Fox

2014

30

Jun

Kim Kardashian Loves Attention of the DAy

In case you didn’t know…Kim Kardashian loves attention…and I feel so stupid giving her attention, but then again, she’s made me money with her SEX TAPE …I’ve bought hookers with it…and booze with it…and I even went to Vegas with it…so in a lot of ways me and Kim Kardashian are business partners, and like all business partners, you eventually hate them for their antics when you don’t see them evolving to great heights, but rather doing the same old routine over and over and over again…paying the paparazzi to shoot stupid outfits…that she wore for her sister’s birthday and just to get noticed…when she should be using her fame to next level shit..

I mean if she wants a reality show, I want to see her getting pissed on, I want to see her shitty, I want to see her afterbirth…put your actual self out there for a fucking change…this scripted shit is just dumb as fuck…not that I’d expect much more from her, or from America that made her…she’s still the fucking worst…

Here she is in the dumbest Looking dress ever HERE

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2014

30

Jun

Amber Rose and Courtney Love Kiss of Death the Day

I can’t imagine anything good coming from this pic for all parties involved…

I mean nothing good comes from Courtney Love’s mouth that has seen some shit…both back when she was a hooker sucking dick for drugs to when she’s an heiress of a fortune sucking dick for drugs…

Nothing good comes from Amber Rose because she only exists because she sucked rapper dick until it knocked her up…

I guess things do come from their mouths…that’s their whole purpose, I just don’t think any of you should come from this pic…because it’s gross.

Posted in:Amber Rose

2014

30

Jun

Stella Maxwell Models for Love & Lemons of the Day

Her name is Stella Maxwell and she’s posing for Love & Lemons, which is pretty much one of the most popular brands out of LA right now…I know this because I masturbate to instagram and so many girls wear this shit…I guess they do bathings suits and lingerie, because when you’re rich and in LA and want a clothing line of your own to keep you busy…you can do anything…

Now I don’t find Stella Maxwell hot, or interesting looking. She has the LA hipster look, with the green hair, all skinny as fuck…but people are loving her…

I’ve posted her NAKED HERE and NAKED THERE before…and I still don’t get the appeal…

I mean pre-teen tomboy undertones is what I’m getting here, but I figure why not encourage her to continue her work, because hipster models always get naked and I like naked.

Posted in:Stella Maxwell

2014

30

Jun

J.Lo Thinks She’s Miley of the Day

There comes a time in every middle aged popstar’s career where she throws in the towel and says “I’m too old for this, maybe I’ll just go on to sing popstars”….or she doesn’t….

I mean from what I remember, J.Lo was too old to be a popstar when she became a popstar in the first place, so this pretending she’s MILEY is just awkward…It’s like every time I see old bitches in AMerican Apparel with their tweens, competing to dress sluttier, I’m like, let the tween be tweens, and you bitch, you go put on that sweater…even when they are hot…I don’t who decides that the behavior is inappropriate…I just know it is…

Sure she has a good body, she can still pull it off, she makes millions, she doesn’t want to give up when there is money to be made and adorning fans to cheer her on…but she could do it with some pants on..

Save the old lady twerking for the dinner party that got too out of hand in your mansion or some shit..just because you can twerk doesn’t mean do it on stage for thousands…

I’ll still watch, because that’s what she wants, and I always give girls what they want, I am a gentleman and a pervert who likes train crashes like this..hey ladies…

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Posted in:J.Lo

2014

30

Jun

Maja Krag photographed by Niklas Hoejlund for Tush Magazine of the Day

Her name is Maja Krag and she’s pretty fucking amazing in these nude pictures for some magazine I’ve never heard of called TUSH MAGAZINE…shot by photographer who I now like named NIKLAS SHOEJLUND …because any motherfucker who gets a girl naked for anything as obscure as TUSH MAGAZINE, because it has the name MAGAZINE in it and aspiring models love that shit, is a friend of mine.

In fact, I am changing the name of the site to DRUNKENSTEPFATHER MAGAZINE…now what the hot naked model bitches flood in….

I mean these Maja Krag tits for fashion or for anything are perfect.

Posted in:Maja Krag

2014

30

Jun

Nicki Minaj Instagrams BET Awards of the Day


I guess Nicki Minaj thought she looked good last night, because she made a point of over posting ever single fucking picture that she could find of herself from the BET awards, even though every one of her little brain washed fans was probably already watching the shit…and I like to think this is just misguided ego…I mean if the girl wants to put content out there, pictures of screenshots from TV, where she is watching herself…are boring…

What she’s gotta do is some self shot, spread eagle nudes…I mean make it count…it’s reasons like this that she’s losing out to another phoney rapper, Iggy Azalea…get it together woman.

Posted in:Nicki Minaj

2014

30

Jun

Top 10 Tits at the BET Awards BEEF of the Day

The BET Awards are all about controversy and scandal, because in case you didn’t know, the hip hop industry is like the WWF, this shit is staged to keep people interested and to think these millionaires are still hood and gangster, when all they really want to do is sit in their vacation home and read up on their investments…but the public wants them shooting, making it rain on hoes, partying and being ghetto…so that’s what they pretend to do…

I mean sure, some of these people are fucking ghetto, and happened to make it, but I think most are probably suburban, hard workers like Drake…they just talk like that for affect…

Either way, only one death that I know of happened at a BET affiliated event, which is good ratio…

and here are the top 10 tits having BEEF with random shit I invented at the event, starting with Juicy J VS a Trick up top, and Adrienne Bailon vs Wale down low…

Karruche Tran VS her Dress

Laura Govan VS Breast Impants and the Implants are winning

Zendaya VS Aalyiah

Brittany Daniels VS Being White

Faith Evans VS Subtlety

Naturi Naughton VS Oprah

Raven Goodwin VS Precious

Faith Evans VS Botox

Nadia Buari VS Beyonce

Claudia Jordan VS a Bra

Jennifer Hudson VS Weight Watchers

Ashley From Fresh Prince VS Scientology

Paris Hilton VS the World

Posted in:BET Awards|Events

2014

30

Jun

Emily Rat-Cow Pretending to be a Serious Nude Model of the Day

Emily Ratajkowski is going to now be referred to as RAT-COW because she’s got the face of a rat, and is a fucking cow of a person…

She did this “artistic” fashion video for TREATS, who always bring the fucking good shit to the internet and I am a fan of their work…even when it features horrible people like RAT-COW.

In fact, TREATS are the reason why RAT-COW Exists. They are the magazine that made her matter. They shot her naked when no one was watching, and she was just a Kanye jump-off with no where to go. They got her cast in the Blurred lines video, and that shit too her viral…now she is crawling back…because she has no where left to go.

The Rat-Cow, although an interesting species, is going extinct.

The world has seen your 2 dimensions…your 2 tits…and that is all that really matters….and leveraging that into a serious acting career is a joke, but showing off your acting skills in a fashion/art/titty video is an even bigger joke.

The Rat-Cow, is just an overrated titty model and that’s fucking it…if this leads to anything bigger and better I’ll be shocked…even when, she’s attempting to show her depth as an actress, her fans with watch it and love it, but I’ll just find her a waste of fucking time…except for the tits…the tits are good…to look at…for now…as the Rat-Cow is on the slow ride to the slaughterhouse where shit ends….

I mean why is she crying, it’s just a fashion Video Rat-Cow…why so tormented, oh is it because you know you’re taking steps back and not forward, and the strip club stage in your near future brings tears….or is it just that she’s such a deep character actor…you know put a wig on this bitch and she doesn’t need a storyline or script…she’ll cry everywhere like she did when her boyfriend Kanye, who she groupied for a year, chose Kim over her….

Who cares…tits.

Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski

2014

30

Jun

Topless Woman Getting into a Random Car and Other Videos of the Day

Dude Does a Fuck Her Right in the Pussy in Canada for World Cup

Disabled Man at the Worldcup

Bourbon Street Shooting…

Some Angry Man On Someone’s Car….on I-77 near Charlotte….weird

Cop Abandons Investigation to Harass Kid Videotaping…

Wife Throws Gas on Husband’s GF and Lights her Up

The Coolest Man with a Pink Guitar

Little Kid Ghost Rides the Bike for a Bitch Slap Drive By

News Anchor Pervert!

Posted in:Video