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2014

04

Jun

Magdalena Frackowiak for LUI Magazine of the Day

Magdalena Frackowiak is fully naked in the upcoming issue of LUI MAGAZINE , this is their preview video.

LUI MAGAZINE is a French Magazine, so they like tits, and nudity – especially for fashion and they are seriously dialled the fuck in, because they get top models totally naked for top photographers and I feel like no one is getting paid it’s just free…

I already posted the Magdelena Frackowiak for LUI pics…

I’ve also posted these amazing shoots for LUI…because LUI gets what I like….

RIHANNA – GISELE – KATE MOSS – ANJA RUBIK – MAGLOSIA BELA – SAHARA RAY – MAGGIE DURAN – JOSEPHINE SKRIVER – EDITA VILKECIUTE – CLEMENCE POSEY – MALGOSIA BELA – ISABELI FONTANA

FIND OUT MORE AT LUI MAGAZINE

Posted in:Magdalena Frackowiak

2014

04

Jun

Lily Allen Slutting It Out in Concert of the Day

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Lily Allen disappeared to make a bunch of babies the last few years…but there was a time when she was having abortions, when being a huge fat star with no sex appeal, thanks to having connected parents who made her career happen for her, always envious of the other popstars of the time who got more attention..

Well now she’s making a comeback and her whole marketing hook is mocking the girls who twerk on stage…by twerking on stage…and if you ask me, or anyone with half of a fucking brain….they will tell you that girls who hate twerking and find twerking stupid will never twerk to mock twerking….but the girls who want to twerk but are too shy to twerk…will make a joke out of twerking…while twerking…

She’s a fucking joke, she’s not hot…and she’s trying by not trying…pathetic to some, but she’s making money by humiliating herself, and if she doesn’t mind….why should we….more importantly, why I am analyzing the psychology of this fat twat who should just retire…

I think I’m the one with the issue.

To See The Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE or CLICK HERE

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2014

04

Jun

Lara Stone for Porter of the Day

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Lara Stone is one of the only models who has tried to sue me in the history of this site. Sure other random people have sent lawyers letters. Like Vanessa Hudgens’ team for her nude pics they pretended were her at 17, to Jake Gyllenhaal and Disney for a story I wrote of him pushing a girl at the time…..and Victoria Silvstedt, some Playboy hooker with a billionaire john who has eaten her out in public before…

The reason was because I posted her bikini honeymoon pics….even though WE’VE SEEN HER NAKED SO MAY TIMES BEFORE , that’s pretty much the basis of her big titty model career….but I guess she felt her Honeymoon marriage for money was scared…bullshit…

So she’s my enemy, dead to me, but her tits…live on…and I’ll stare with anger in my soul knowing she tried to bring this ship down…

Posted in:Lara Stone

2014

04

Jun

Ana Beatriz Barros for Intimissimi of the Day

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Ana Beatriz Barros is a Brazilian who has done some shit for Sports Illustrated, Vicotria’s Secret and a bunch of other shit over the last few decades as a model. She started at 16.

She’s 6 foot tall, which means there were not very many options for her career-wise….ans she is okay to look at in pictures when she’s half naked, she’s good to go…even at 32 years old…

But if you were standing next to her and going up to her shoulders, you’d probably be scared of her monster stature, unless of course you have a weird fucking fetish and are into that kind of thing.

Not that you would ever be standing next to her, or really any girl for that matter…because you’re a creepy fucking loser…

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2014

04

Jun

Nina Dobrev – Yoga Pose Porn of the Day

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I don’t know who the fuck Nina Dobrev is, but I googled her, she’s in Vampire Diaries and is probably at the top of her game…but in the event they try to deport her Russian Canadian ass…and she has to start from scratch…you know build shit back up again so she doesn’t end up building Igloos and Maple Syrup back home while I watch, she is capable of sexual positions that will surely help her on her quest for more fame and fortune…because if I was working the casting couch and a bitch pulled this off…ideally nude..I’d give her the job…but then again, I’ve let girls control me with their vaginas since the 80s. It’s my thing.

Here she is on the red carpet SHOWING TITS

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2014

04

Jun

Kendall Jenner Wrote a Book of the Day

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The biggest joke in these pics is that the Jenner sister, Junior Kim even though she’s not tainted by Armenian or OJ Simpson Genes like the other kids the hooker mother produced and monetized, is that she’s promoting a book that she claims to have wrote…

I mean we’re talking an actual fucking book deal that she’s figure heading, whether wearing a Blazer with no bra like this was a 90s fashion shoot or not…

I don’t hate her her for being a slut from the Valley who learned how to fuck watching her sister fuck…and had been fucking since she was 12….and I don’t hate the industry for using them to sell books when the state of publishing books is in a weird dying industry since people don’t read anymore….I think the whole thing is great…ridiculous…and the fall of society…but great none the less.

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2014

04

Jun

Izabel Goulart’s Fitness Porn of the Day

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Izabel Goulart’s Fitness is pornographic…and she knows it, she’s putting it up on Instagram, pretending it is for girls to better themselves, to learn from her, to live a healthy life, but there isn’t a fitness program in watching her do one move. There isn’t weight loss in this, there is just skimpy shorts and ass, and you know masturbating to it is far less illegal than masturbating to it if you were at an actual fitness club.

I approve of this World Cup Soccer Brazilian message she’s sending me via short shorts and ass.

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2014

04

Jun

Butt Plug Laser Beam of the Day

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I don’t think there is much more inspiring than this video of a Ibiza Gogo dancer with a butt plug laser beam in her ass, spinning during some kind of rave….

I’ve gone to parties. I’ve been on porn sites. I’ve never quite experienced anything this glorious.

Thanks to our friends at BARSTOOL SPORTS for this one…

Posted in:LOLZ

2014

04

Jun

Jason Lee Parry’s Surfing Magazine Bikini Pics of the Day

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I am Facebook friends with photographer JASON LEE PARRY …who has some pretty amazing pictures for all kinds of campaigns over the last bunch of years…from getting sued by HAILEY CLAUSON ….to BARBARA PALVIN’S HEROIN DANCE to some try hard model bitch named CORA KEEGAN’S BEST WORK …he brings quality…

Well he uploaded 100 pics and they are amazing…and from a massive 2 week shoot he did in the Caribbean with some models and shit is hot hot hot so CHECK HIM OUT …