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2014

13

Jun

Aubrey O’Day is Pretty Funny of the DAy

Aubrey O’Day is on her Danity Kane, we were created by Diddy, and fucked Diddy, only to be thrown away to get fat, only to get fit, comeback tour..and in doing that she’s been posting some self shot erotica, because this girl does love herself and thinks she’s great, something that probably stems from her childhood in Palm Springs where her rich dad bought her tits at 16 to go out there and tackle the world like a wholesome, intelligent young lady…you know by spreading your ass on rich as fuck brothers who can make all your dreams come true…

But I think she can teach us all a valuable lesson, and that’s not that you shouldn’t fuck the boss because he may make you take a 3 year time out, it’s that you should do what you can to be fit, cuz when she was fat in her years of retirement, when she did Apprentice, she was totally intolerable..but now that she’s looking’ tighter…and back on the white sauce…I’m a supporter….

TO SEE HER CONCERT PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Aubrey O'Day

2014

13

Jun

Svetlana Cluck for Polanski Magazine of the Day

Her name is Svetlana Cluck and you don’t need to be one of those country boy chicken fuckers to appreciate her cluck, and by click I mean vagina…vagina for some photographer that is packaging this as fashion, because last time I checked vaginas are fashionable…they are my favorite thing to wear…

As you know if you visit this site, I am all for this aspiring model behavior, if anything, it is the only interesting thing going on out there…

Posted in:Svetlana Cluck

2014

13

Jun

Kim Kardashian Instagram Bikini Bottoms of the Day


In horrible Kim Kardashian news, which I guess is anything Kim Kardashian, since Kim Kardashian is the fucking devil….she posted her photoshopped body in a bikini, allowing you to gaze into the horrible depths of fiery hell that created Kim Kardashian…thanks to a good marketing push to get people to watch her have bad sex that Seacrest Leveraged into the evil this family has become…I guess it’s also the general area that shat out Kanye’s baby…and that has had more black cock in it that a chicken restaurant in the projects…and if that’s your thing, here it is…I just feel compelled to post it because this is what I do…

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2014

13

Jun

The Best Picture You’ll Ever See of a Fit Jessica Simpson of the Day

When I think of all the things in the world I would like to see…an up short shot of mom of two or three Jessica Simpson, pushing 35, after gaining a losing a ton of weight, before having a baby shat out of her, and that was just from all the ribs she was eating, before saying “I’m a legit billionaire, I can afford a cook and trainer to follow me around all day, and I have a multi million dollar contract with weight watchers I would like to collect on, maybe I’ll stop being lazy for a fucking minute and get my shit together, it only takes 6 months to get fit if you try”….kinda thing…

You see, that stretch mark filled mess…is not the promised land, it’s not the 90s anymore, if anything, it is a terrible fucking place that has seen terrible fucking things…but I’ll post this picture anyway, because virgin losers who read these sites are committed to specific girls, they are also in their 30s, cuz kids don’t need sites like this to find tits or ass…they just have to text the girls they know…and shit’s younger and fresher…new generation…

Posted in:Jessica Simpson

2014

13

Jun

J.Lo’s Ridiculous Facebook Video of the Day

I don’t watch soccer. I mean I don’t watch any sports, I find them all really homoerotic. Just a bunch of dudes running back and forth with very little purpose other than to win some arbitrary title that really doesn’t mean much…I get it, the whole athleticism and talent and all that other shit, even the excitement or whatever, but I find the whole thing dumb…but I guess not as dumb as the fans…

That said, soccer has got to be the most ridiculous in terms of fan base. Shit is international, yet every soccer fan in the world has a faux hawk, Adidas tapered track pants and a look in his twinkle toe, light on his feet eyes, that if it wasn’t against the fabric of his culture, he’d suck dick..

NOw I am in to a lot of things gays are into, anal sex, drugs, hot model bitches…not having kids…getting my dick sucked all the time…but the closet cases…who would accept J.Lo and Pitbull as their opening ceremony act, because they are so fabulous, and even celebrate them because of the Latina connection…despite being 100 years old and not Brazilian…instead of turning it into a middle ages Gladiator death match…or riot like a soccer riot should be…but maybe I’m being too sensitive…I mean if J.Lo wasn’t booked for that nonsense, we’d never have this gem of her gyrating she posted on Facebook…she is resilient…she never gives up.

Posted in:J.Lo

2014

13

Jun

Business Casual Dancer at GMA’s 7 am Paramore Show and Other Videos of the Day

Father Films his Kid Harrassed by an Animal

Idiot FIFA Fan of the Day

Chinese Watermelon of the Day

Posted in:Videos

2014

13

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

It’s Friday the 13th, but you already know that, because you logged into Facebook and every motherfucker is playing calendar for you…what they never knew was that the massacre on Friday the 13th was caused by a bunch of 9 to 5 motherfuckers and their office cooler “it’s friday the 13th” tweets and updates…fuck yourself and die..

That said, good morning, you are beautiful, send nudes, here are some morning links…

16 Kids Going Straight for the Tit
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Girls Who Aren’t in Bras
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YEEZUS Preaching to his Minions..
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The WAGs of the Worldcup
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Another Day, Another Low Level Trick in a Bikini
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Juno Temple’s Cameltoe
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Naya Rivera Does Galore
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CAM GIRLS ARE AMAZING
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J.Lo and Pitbull are Too Old for This Shit
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Big Tits Bouncing in GIF
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Some Blind Items if You’re into Celebrity Gossip
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The Jessica Simpson Ass Flash
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16 Pics Ruined By Dogs Pooping
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

13

Jun

Support OhMiBod’s Indiegogo of the Day

You may be familiar with my friends over at OhMiBod. A few years ago they created a vibrator that plugged into your iPod and vibrated to the beat of the music. I met them early on at the AVN expo in Vegas. Probably 7 years ago.

It turns out that their innovation didn’t end there. They are now working on a remote app that works on your smartphone for their vibrators. The concept is that people can use their phones to control their “partner” or some “random girl they met on instagram who lives in another city’s” orgasm…while you watch on Skype or FaceTime.

I am not sure one person should have that much power…but as a professional sexter, since I hate actual human iteraction, it sounds pretty awesome to me.

They are doing an IndieGOGO campaign that I’ve been supporting, it is to help finance the awesome product…that I truly feel is needed in this futuristic, global economy, fast paced, internet dating, masturbation and porn filled, accessible sex everywhere, it’s hard not to cheat, world that we live in…

This is not to support a company producing product. It is supporting the future of humanity…


So Support Good People Doing Good Things for the Improvement of Human Sexuality…The Campaign is only on for one more week – and if you do support you will get a discount on the new amazing product when it launches…Be part of something!
Make a contribution to the OhMiBod Indiegogo Campaign by visiting the campaign page here

Posted in:stepCHARITY

2014

12

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

The cell phone is a mysterious little tool that tracks your every move, location, what you search, what you talk about and who you know that everyone actively participates in using because who really gives a fuck…it’s addictive and will be the fall of society…but the nice thing about it is that it makes everyone a model, everyone a photographer, and everyone capable of giving me something to jerk off to..or be traumatized by and too scared to jerk off to…either way – I approve…

Here are some stepLINKS…


Bra Bra Bra
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This is Some Old Desperate Weirdness at the World Cup…
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Old People Selfies!
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Sin City Second Trailer
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Selena Gomez in a Midriff Lookin’ HOT…seriously…
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January Jones TBT a Modeling Pic
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Slut on the Day
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Dance of the Day
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I Think You Can See Jessica Simpson’s Asshole in this Pic
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Paulina Slagter is in a Bikini
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Emanuelle Chriqui Back
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Oh Shit Alexa Chung and Chris Martin are Both in Tokyo
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Jessica Alba Still Exists
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The First Preview of the Paddington Bear Moive
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Terry Richardson Vs Another Model
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The Hottest Daughters in Sports.
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Jessica SImpson’s Got Juicy Lips
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Bill Murray Crashes Engagement Photo
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I wanna Marry Harry is Cancelled….
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Stingray Attacks a Dude…
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Elsa Hosk in Lingerie
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7 Foot 2 Tall Man Dressed up and Goes Shopping
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Laura Barriales in a Bikini
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The Guy Who Punched Brad Pitt Wearing a Brad Pitt T-Shirt at Community Service
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Nina Dobrev Legs
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Crackhead Begging for Drugs…
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Bee Rescues Bee in a Spiderweb
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Abigail Clancy in a Wet Green Bikini
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Renee Olstead Busty Photoshoot
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Jamie King Tight Dress
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Terry is Still Sticking Dick in Model Faces
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HOnest Lion KIng Trailer
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Pretty Girl Sheela Literally Hanging Out…
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Harrison Ford Got Injured on Set of Star Wars
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Twerk of the Day…
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Conan Reviews Some Super Mario Brothers Bullshit
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Magdalena Frackowiak in Video…
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Nicole Scherzinger…Booty…
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Downhill GoPro Footage
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This is fucking weird…
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46 Pics of Adriana Lima
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Mila Kunis is Fat and Pregnant
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Tatiana Dietman is the FUture…
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Jean Kesem Story is Crazy….
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Aubrey O’Day Does Instagram Ok
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GIFs from the World Cup Opening Game
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Weirdest FamilY Car Decal
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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24 Minute Long Skinny Dip
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Airplane Masturbation…
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Naked Yoga
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Drunk Love!
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Amateur of the Day
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Find Cougar’s To Fuck
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Webcam Masturbation
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Rosie Hungtington’s Naked for Fashion
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Another Amateur of the Day
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Kelly Cunningham’s Hipster Bush
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CAM GIRLS ARE AMAZING
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Weird Lesbians on their Quest for the Nippple
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Panties Don’t Go THere!
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Webcam Strip
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Don’t Forget the Mimi Faust Sex Tape!
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The Most Twisted and Amazing BAD Stuff…
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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Support The Coolest Sex Toy Ever!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

12

Jun

Luci Ford is Amazing of the Day

LUCI FORD is my newest addiction and she’s been on a roll releasing photoshoot upon photoshoot for her blog or social media or whatever the fuck it doesn’t matter because she’s amazing…I mean a fit little heavy body topless on the Kitchen sink, is the kind of cooking I’d want to come home to, unfortunately, my kitchen sick is filled with dirty dishes and water thanks to my wife being too disabled to clean up after her pig self…while if she looked like Luci I’d totally be ok with that…because instead of hating everything about the bitch, I’d be blinded by love…

I mean…this girl’s got serious fucking sex appeal…which I guess is why I keep staring…let’s make her famous…I need more of her…

See more at LUCIFORD.COM

Posted in:Luci Ford