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2014

12

Jun

The Kate Upton Pussy Flash is Real of the Day

So it turns out that SI Swim, the blog run by the people at Sports Illustrated, did in fact post the unedited picture of Kate Upton’s pussy….and that my speculating that due to her barrel-like body, she’s have a fatter vagina, and that the vagina in picture was just a cut and paste job from a creepy nerd who makes his favorite celebs and models naked…because they have no friends…but if that was the case, why would it be on SI Swim…

Meaning, their lawyers will be out to get me and everyone else to take down the pic as soon as they catch on…even though they are the idiots who posted the pic accidental..even though I don’t think anything is ever accidental…it’s just some amazing underpaid working saying Fuck the World…in the best way possible..through over rated girls’ clit hood..

It’s just a vagina, no big deal, but I still prefer knowing what ever girl’s vagina looks like rather than being left in the dark, even if said girl is a monster like Kate Upton…

Either way, I repeat, the vag shot is real….Thanks to one of our friends for pointing it out…

SI SWIM DAILY

Posted in:Kate Upton

2014

12

Jun

Mila Kunis Talks About Her Mangled Vagina in Marie Claire of the Day

THis is what MILA KUNIS had to say about her giving birth…


“Two people are allowed in my delivery room. My doctor and my significant other. And he is staying above the action. He’ll be head to head. Not head to vag. Unless he wants to risk his life and see. But I wouldn’t if I were him. I highly doubt he wants to see that being ripped apart and shredded. Because it will be shredded. It’s just a matter of how badly.”

And I just threw up. Mila Kunis talking about her ripped part pussy..is way too fucking graphic for my weak, sensitive soul to handle.

I don’t care what they teach you in Biology classes. Pregnancy, and passing a child through your fucking pussy is totally unnatural and something I would likely want to pretend doesn’t happen every time I have sex with a mom, but I can’t cuz her pussy is so big…

The only way you’re into a sewed up pussy after birthing, or seeing a shredded pussy right after birthing, is if you’re a fucking weirdo psychopath…

Either way, this is the worst quote ever…sometimes honesty should be ignored for promises of a C-Section…so we can focus on her hormonal milk filled tits..right?

Here are the pics from the magazine that aren’t overly pregnant…

Posted in:Mila Kunis

2014

12

Jun

Naked Bonfire Jump and Other Videos of the Day

It’s Naked Bike Run Season

Cooking Show of the Day

Reversing Truck of the Day

Gas Pump Hero of the Day

A Little Camel Racing…

Pig On His Way to the Slaughter House Escapes Truck…for the Vegans

Shitty Pool Fail

Doctors Remove Phone from a Dude’s Mouth

Posted in:Videos

2014

12

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The key to the best nude pics from girls is to only interact with sluts.

Here are some morning links…I just woke up.

Crystal Methany is Amazing
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Some in Bed Selfies
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Asos Tit Grate
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Cara Santana Ass in Leggings
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Brittny Gastineau Got Beat Up
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SEE SOME OF THE BEST GIRLS NAKED
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20 Kate Upton Facts
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Some Chick Named L Shima Naked!
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Redheads for Days…
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Leo Told Bieber to Stay the Hell Away
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Too Much Slip – No Slide
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Britney Lip Syncs According to Her Manager
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

11

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

I dated a girl for three years, had a ton of horrible sex with her…but I never saw her actual vagina…I am not sure why, but I think her belly kept a protective layer over it, like a winter jacket hiding it from the the elements, like you have to lift it out of the way to get to the goods, and by the time you do that, you’ve already thrown up three times covering up whatever the hell the cold dampness you are fucking is coming from…

Here are some stepLINKS….

Some Crazy Booty
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This Ad Forgot to Photoshop the Other Boob…
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Anna Kendrick Hasn’t Been Hit in 5 Years….
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Coco Doing the Splits!
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Ashley Greene Has Great Shorts!
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FIFA World Cup Survival Guide
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Arianny Celeste Cleavage…
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Slut Of the Day
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Jessica Biel Hot
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Fernanda Uesler in a Bikini….
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Mila and Ashton Billionaires in Love
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Lea Michele Dating a Prostitute
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Bobby Ramos is the NBA Reporter The Internet Always Dreamed Of
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Still Dumb and Dumber Trailer
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Sexy Contortion Videos: Your New Fetish
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Dave Chappelle Talks to Letterman about Being a Quitter!
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Holy Shit I Love Legs
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Thunderstruck in Real Life…
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Keke Palmer Big Cleavage!
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Can Mike Myers Make a Comeback?
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UK Bottom Feeding Trash in Bikinis
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Kanye West and Jay-Z Beef…
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Naya Rivera Has a Great Booty
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Kelly Cunningham Nude Polaroids are Amazing
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Honest Lion King Trailer
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Building a Bikini Bridge
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Ashley Greene Long LEgs…
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Dirty Fucking Girls
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Fitness Motivation: 14 Photos of Sexy Women Flipping Tires
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Ben Afflect Got Kicked Out of Another Casino…
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Jessica Biel Lookin’ Hot…
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Magdalena Frackowiak
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Americans Taste Exotic Asian…
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Beyonce’s Hard Nipple
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Too Much Slip Not Enough Slide…
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Jessica Simpson’s Toned Legs…
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20 Scary Surgical Tools
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Cher Lloyd Performing in Tight Pants…
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20 Kate Upton Facts…
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Hugh Jackman Shaved His Head – OMG
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Some J.Lo of the DAy
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Lacey Chabert’s Rack…
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Danica McKellar Hot Fit Body
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Olivia Munn in Love
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Gwyneth Paltrow and Beyonce at a Yoga Retreat…
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RIP Casey Kasem….
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Honest Yard Sale Sign…
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Skid Row’s Phil Varone is a Swinger and Here’s his new Movie!
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Weed Infused Lube is Crazy
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Fatty Masturbates
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Amateur of the Day
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Glamour Model Sluts
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Find Cougar’s To Fuck
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Donna Bell Big Round Tits
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Girls Fills her Vag with Bottles
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The Key to Her Anus
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German AMateur of the Day
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CAM GIRLS ARE AMAZING
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Pantyless Wet T-Shirt Competition
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Page 3 Girl of the Day
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Plaid Skirt Masturbating
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Don’t Forget the Mimi Faust Sex Tape!
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The Most Twisted and Amazing BAD Stuff…
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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Support The Coolest Sex Toy Ever!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

11

Jun

Kate Upton Vagina Of the DAy

The rumor is that this now famous picture of Kate Upton body painted for SI SWIM includes her full on vagina, because like her, her vagina is hungry and eats through body paint.

Apparently, SI Posted this yesterday…I didn’t see it on their site…

I have a hard time believing this is legit, only because I’ve seen so many girls body painted over the years, and they all wear some maxi pad looking thing over their pussy…trust me, I always look to the pussy…and never see it…

So I don’t see why SI wouldn’t make Kate Upton wear that…and even if they didn’t, Kate Upton has an awkward and weird chubby body, and it is photoshopped in this picture, so is her face, making me wonder how the pussy just got overlooked…It makes no fucking sense….Leave it all but the pussy…

Kate Upton fans, I assume this is a fucking dream…a dream much like Kate Upton’s of a world with endless all you can eat buffet….

I guess the only way for the truth to really come out is for Kate Upton to show us her pussy, one I assume has fatter outer lips and less clit hood sticking out..It would be irresponsible for me to not post this, but I am convinced this is a lie….but a good marketing strategy for everyone involved…

Posted in:Kate Upton

2014

11

Jun

Petra Nemcova Tsunami Survivor for GQ Portugal of the Day

There is a reason that Petra Nemcova survived the Tsunami and her husband or fiancé didn’t, and that reason wasn’t to help Southeast Asia with all her philanthropic work. You know like one of those people who give purpose and meaning to the traumatic event in their life.

She survived the Tsunami to be fit and posing in GQ Portugal with her amazing eastern European genetics, and by amazing eastern European genetics I mean her tits…This shoot is crazy…

It is the kind of shoot that makes me want to some how convince her to Tsunami all over my face with her vagina….only in this Tsunami, the only thing dying is every other woman in the world, figuratively, because that pussy may be a bad luck charm, but the rest of her is the kind of thing that looks addictive enough to want want to get pregnant.

She’s a survivor, who has been through a lot, but looks better than all you lazy American girls who have never seen tragedy, struggle or despair..and that’s why I like her better than you….what I don’t like is every single man who has had sex with her…because they aren’t me, and giving her unrealistic expectations for the sex intend to have with these pics…true story.

Posted in:Petra Nemcova

2014

11

Jun

Maria Menounos in a Bikini in Vegas of the Day

There are no Maria Menounos Pics that matter quite as much as THESE MARIA MENOUNOS PICS …because she flashed her pussy in them…

Seeing her living her retired life 3 or 4 years later, with her husband…rocking her decent body that I think is overrated thanks to to everyone who knows who she is…people who I assume are only white trailer park people who watched her on EXTRA before she quit…because ei wouldn’t know who the fuck she was if it wasn’t for doing this stupid site…is boring…

You know sipping her beer in her bikini as she parties in Vegas..in some selfies…come on bitch, we’ve already seen your vag, step it up….and stop the yard.

Posted in:Maria Menounos

2014

11

Jun

Vanessa Hudgens Round Ass Hikes of the DAy

Vanessa Hudgens kinda makes me laugh. She was a pudgy, hairy, Disney starlet from High School musical, who managed to get involved in what her lawyers seem to think was an underage nude sext scandal, showcasing her awesome bush, only to leverage that to get more work, nothing really substantial, other than a Threesome in Springbreakers….

Now she’s a pudgey, hairy little older thing, but for some reason, a I think she’s great…I like her little round body, I like her little hustle, and more importantly, I like staring at her ass when she hikes…

I mean she’s a product of a STAGE MOM and I guess it’s working…she’s not in a gutter somewhere plotting her revenge against Disney for raping her, instead she’s just having a good time…and that’s refreshing enough to stare at her ass as it hikes…cuz you know that fucking ass is sweating…my favorite.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Vanessa Hudgens

2014

11

Jun

Candice Swanepoel and Others at the Some Silly Party of the Day

I am not a fan of Maxim, if anything they are garbage and my enemy…

Sure they used to pay me month yin the past, for a solid few years to promote their nonsense because despite being a big brand, I was a substantially bigger website than them…

Sure they featured me in their Magazine in 2007, because I am a handsome man…they even had a catered photoshoot set up for me…it was quite lovely…

But they are still low level garbage, that I guess are making a comeback, and their top 100 is some arbitrary nonsense, that only old bitches in their 30s think have nay bearing…

I mock Maxim, and their low level hustle all the time, their lawyers are fucking on my ass, and not in a prison rape this is better than jerking off kind of way…they try to sue me all the time, cuz they are run by lawyers…so they are essentially dead to me..

But I’ll still look at the pussy in attendance of their shit, and judge them for participating in the event for the brand because it is shit..

But girls will do anything for attention, for red carpet hustle…and here is the winner Candice Swanepoel, who is pretty hot…


TO SEE ALL THE PICS OF THIS RANDOM PARTY FILLED WITH AT LEAST 100 GIRLS YOU THINK ARE BABES
CLICK HERE

Here is Sophia Bush who is pretty old, but in a Weird See Through Dress that you’ll like cuz you can see what could be granny panties…


TO SEE ALL THE PICS OF THIS RANDOM PARTY FILLED WITH AT LEAST 100 GIRLS YOU THINK ARE BABES
CLICK HERE

Here is some Samantha Hoopes, old looking but brand new model in a hot dress…


TO SEE ALL THE PICS OF THIS RANDOM PARTY FILLED WITH AT LEAST 100 GIRLS YOU THINK ARE BABES
CLICK HERE

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel|Samantha Hoopes|Sophia Bush