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Is Eva Longoria’s Ass Real of the Day
Is Eva Longoria’s Ass Real of the Day
Emma Roberts is Pregnant and Ashley Benson is in a Thong in Bikinis of the Day
Emma Roberts is Pregnant and Ashley Benson is in a Thong in Bikinis of the Day
Suki Waterhouse Flashes her Ass of the Day
Suki Waterhouse Flashes her Ass of the Day
Em Rata and her Muppet Face of the Day
Em Rata and her Muppet Face of the Day
Halle Berry in a Lingerie Outfit Despite Being 100 of the Day
Halle Berry in a Lingerie Outfit Despite Being 100 of the Day

2014

29

May

Katy Perry is the Old Fat Miley of the Day

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You know a discussion went on that involved “Miley is hot right now, let’s speak to that trend and shape this show to be on the same level of production value in order to really leave our mark on the youth…they have expectations”….and some ration motherfucker on the team said “but don’t you think Katy is too old and fat to pull off what some 20 year old Disney kid is up to, won’t it look like she’s reaching hard”….only for the powers to be to conclude that she’s got at least one more tour in her that she can pull it off, and even if it flops, at least they know they will sell out the show…

I mean I am all for girls pushing 30 who scammed the LA Scene into thinking she had enough talent to turn her into this massive success, even if she’s not hot, not talented and her music suck. I mean I appreciate a good scam when I see one…

I am also all for mom’s or women mom-aged dressing like they are 18, trying to compete with the youth, but that’s just because I like seeing some squeezing into tight clothing…that should never happen, but that takes a girl who sold her soul, with no shame to really pull off…

I mean Katy Perry is making over 1 million dollars a night..and really she’d be doing it for free…this is her dream coming true and it’s worth participating in….

I just find it a little thirsty….

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2014

29

May

January Jones in a Weird See Through Dress of the Day

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January Jones wore see through dress on Memorial day, showing off her mom panties to the world, not that the world is watching, or even know who January Jones is, but those of us who do, know that she is a mom…

But not a normal mom or the kind of girl who things that just because she is a mom, means she wears mom panties, and if anything, she had her baby out of wedlock to raise on her egotistical “I don’t need a man”…got knocked up in a one night stand like an asexual, lesbian, “independent women”…which from my perspective is slutty behavior and poor family planning, the kind that leads to future spoiled brat coke dealing heroin using criminals…

You see because even when one-night stand pregnancy is strategic…it’s naughty behavior….leading me to think she’s more of a skimpier underwear wearer…you know the kind you get at the sex shop when buying your vibrator, with no crotch so when it is easier access when you let some stranger cum inside you never to be seen again…

In conclusion, this is her bikini.

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2014

29

May

Izabel Goulart Fitness Tip of the Day

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As far as I’m concerned, the mot relevant person in fitness erotica is Izabel Goulart…here she is teaching a move that girls can copy at home to try to get her ass and stomach and that guys can masturabte to instead of trying to masturbate to it at the gym where they will get in trouble and more importantly be masturbating to girls who don’t look like Iza Goulart, but who look more like the walmart cashier trying to get into her summer at the trailer park vacation bikini body…because girls like Izabel Goulart produce videos for you to join in on the fun, but don’t work out in public places for you to actually get in on the fun…and I’m just glad she’s doing it.

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2014

29

May

Marcie Kieskiewicz in a Hot Fashion Video for Nowness of the Day

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The people at NOWNESS produced this interesting artsy fartsy video of some model getting syrup poured onto her naked body…which sold me on whatever they were doing..

Normally, I would have taken a shit on these kinds of things because they remind me of bullshit student films that attempt to be high concept but that miss the fucking mark…you know shot beautifully with irony or whatever…but the fact is when you present a script, a concept and pretend it’s for fashion or art, the quality girl getting naked in it – goes up substantially…It’s just a mind fuck…

So I don’t really find “fashion films” to be good, I like what they do to women, and I am not about to jerk off to this, but it’s nice to look at…but then again I don’t watch porn, or jerk off to porn, but I know I hate it. Not in a “I think it’s the fall of society kind of way”…but in a it bores the fuck out of me, the girls don’t impress me, the quality of the production is shady at best, and the fact is that it’s free on the internet so what the fuck do you expect..

I’m less a guy who jerks off to video and more the kind of guy who masturbates to memories of a better time…

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2014

29

May

Emily Osment Does Big Cleavage of the Day

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I like to think that Emily Osment is actually Haley Joel Osment with a set of fake tits and some female hormone therapy, either before or after the chop…

Not because I am into transgendered girls who still have their penis because I am all about tits and figure if they have a girly enough face it’s not gay when I take them from behind…in a lot of ways a man trying to be a girl is more feminine than an actual girl since she’s got something to prove, especially when that man trying to be a girl is an Oscar nominated actor…

The fact is that I generally don’t really find tranny’s all that hot…I just like to think that the Haley Joel Osment storyline was a little more twisted, with a lot more depth than just him fading into obscurity, and introducing his sister to his agents to get work, while he sits around and smokes weed all day remembering the good old days of stardom…

Either way, whether she is Haley Joel or not…she’s got some tits she likes showing off. Some may say overcompensating for having a penis, I say…keep up the good work.

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2014

29

May

Eliza Doolittle Ass Crack of the Day

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Eliza Doolittle has a ridiculous stage name…but that’s not the tragedy in these pictures of her ass crack looking pretty fucking cute on the beach…the tragedy is that these pictures happened in Miami, and I’ve migrated to Florida accidentally, due to a love of leathery white trash women on meth with fake tits living in trailer park communities with a pool I get to sit by all day…meaning I was physically 45 minutes away from this British spoiled brat who made a career out of her parents connections, something I tease but don’t really hate on, because so many rich and connected kids before her just crashed their BMW into a Deli in Santa Barbara after killing off a bunch of people or developed a drug addiction…making shit happen, even when shitty, is still better than doing nothing…and as far as I’m concerned…her ass crack is her best work to date…I mean that booty is serious from this angle…

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2014

29

May

Ashley Wagner Figure Skater in a Bikini of the Day

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Ashley Wagner won an Olympic Bronze and Now she’s in a white bottom bikini – the kind that gets see through when wet on Vacation…showing off her fit, figure skating body…

She is really not cute, I mean her face is pretty fucking mangled, which I guess doesn’t really have anything to do with her success as a figure skater….

Her body is athletic, ripped, flat chested and the kind of thing her closet case figure skating partner could likely have sex with with ease…because if he closes his eyes he can pretend the broad fit shoulders are that of a dainty man…

I am not a hater, I mean she’s your nation hero, even though I think a nation hero is less about a bronze medal and more about a gold..

I also have a soft spot for figure skaters because I am from Canada and it’s something people do that is televised on the one socialist channel we get, that on more than one occasion I’ve jerked off to, thanks to panty flashes all day everyday…

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2014

29

May

Kelly Hall is the Page 3 Girl of the Day

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Kelly Hall is a UK Glamour Model, that is code for girl with tits who always liked the idea of being a model, even if it meant capitalizing on her tits, because it’s better than working at the strip club or as an escort. If anything, even if it doesn’t pay, it increases her audience and gives her that stamp of approval that allows her to write “Published Model” on her instagram, differentiating her from “instagram models”…which amazingly enough makes athletes and other rich people want to marry their trashy asses, or knock up their trashy asses, and the whole thing is better than being a stripper they were destined to be in…

YOu see Glamour Model, is anything but Glamourous, if anything it is the trashiest kind of modelling, but if you white wash it by labelling it Glamour…it makes the whole experience almost as luxurious as fashion models…who also show their tits…

I guess what I am getting at is that every girl should show her tits to get ahead and that’s probably the one life lesson we can pull from the UK’s Page 3 tabloid, that’s been celebrating these topless tarts everyday for decades…good work.

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2014

29

May

Brad Pitt Punched at Angelina’s Movie Premiere of the Day

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Brad Pitt made Angelina Jolie’s comeback tour about him, maybe in protest of her abuse, or maybe because he had nothing to do with it, when some Ukrainian prankster you allowed in your country, jumped the barricade at her premiere and punched Brad Pitt in the face…but being the tough guy that Brad Pitt is, he didn’t let that affect or take away from the woman who own’s his testicle and who made him a little bitch’s day…and here are the pictures of ANgelina’s Big tits to prove that the show must go on…

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2014

29

May

Lena Dunham’s Shit Stoned Underwear of the Day

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Lena Dunham posted a pictures of her disgusting ass, that has no business really existing, but that does exist thanks to idiot execs who don’t know what’s up, or who think they know what’s up, and figure that they might as well use some connected pig because they are friends with her parents, and figure that it would be an interesting angle, or social commentary, by saying “we don’t need pretty people on TV, ugly people fuck too”…to make a show more relatable, even though none of us want to see ugly people talk about sex, since we fuck ugly people everyday, and that kind of reality doesn’t belong on TV…even though it ended up working…

Well now she’s showing the world her gross underwear with shit stains on them, because, she’s already made at least one person vomit, she might as well embrace that shit and go deeper and deeper into new realms of disgusting….

Thanks for being so innovative pig.

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