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2014

21

May

Rumer WIllis Bikini Pic of the Day

Rumer Willis posted this bikini pic, and turns out that this is her fucking angle. She should be a director of more than just her social media pics.

She’s figured out that if she wants to look pretty she just needs to tell the photographer to keep stepping farther and farther back….until her face blends into the rest of her, and all that can be seen is half nakedness, and no potato head or mutated features thanks to her mom, to get in the way of it…because if Demi and her billion dollar plastic surgery has taught her anything, it’s that you can fake it with a tight body…

All this to say…bitch is looking’ good right here, right now, but maybe I’m just desperate…

Posted in:Rumer Willis

2014

21

May

Tetyana Veryovkina in Lingerie of the Day

Queen of Kings Lingerie…sounds classy enough to book some low level Russian who would have otherwise been a cam girl for the Russian mob to pose for it…but instead she’s doing lingerie…

I guess the tragedy in all this is that she could very easily taken her general soulless Russian willing to anything for the American dream body into porn, but I don’t even watch porn, so seeing her get railed or not is irrelevant…but knowing you could have bought her as a wife if the stars aligned differently, just makes this shit frustrating….now she’s got an ego and only goes for billionaires…that’s how they all work when they transition to “model”…from sex worker – even if it’s the same fucking bullshit…

Posted in:Tetyana Veryovkina

2014

21

May

Vanessa Hudgens Posts the Hottest Bikini Pic Ever of the Day

It’s safe to say that this is the hottest Vanessa Hudgens has ever looked in a bikini, far hotter than when she was spilling out of her bikini in all the wrong ways during Spring Breakers…it’s like get that proper lighting and paddle out two fucking miles so that your iPhone only sees a silhouette of what is…because that is how she looks best….

Here she is in tight leggings Click Here

Here she is in bikini Click Her

Posted in:Vanessa Hudgens

2014

21

May

Dylan Penn Does Lingerie of the Day

Here is tween Dylan Penn, who you may know as the daughter of Sean Penn and Robin Wright Penn, using her connected, privileged life…to model lingerie…

She’s’ 21, her body isn’t that great, but she’s hot enough to wear lingerie, and I’m not just saying that because everyone is good enough to be half naked, and I am not just saying it because of the trust fund, I don’t care about a bitch with family money…I just like celebrity kids because they are raised by egotistical self involved fucked up people with totally distorted realities…and I am a firm believer that leads to great cocaine…all in luxurious settings…I like it.

Posted in:Dylan Penn

2014

21

May

Lindsey Wixson’s Interesting Shirt in System No.3 of the Day


Lindsey Wixson has great style…this is the best shirt I’ve seen in a while. If fashion can teach girls one thing today…her
e it is…the shirt that covers nipples…enough to not get arrested in public for being topless, even though the majority of places allow topless in public now, it’s a bi-law almost everywhere, except instagram…and other social media…

Boring.

Posted in:Lindsey Wixson

2014

21

May

Topless Model Changing on the Street of the Day

Some say it these model tits are Anna Ewers…I don’t know who that is…

Not to mention, I have facial recognition blindness, and even if this was an A-List star I would have no fucking clue who it was…I don’t even recognize my wife when she’s rolling down the aisles of Walmart on her motorized obese person scooter…I just know it’s her by the smell..the horrible smells of what must be her insides dying and rotting….not that that has anything to do with this model naked and changing on the streets during a photoshoot – titties out…

Posted in:Candid

2014

21

May

Selena Gomez in a Yellow Bikini of the Day

The fail in all selfie bikini pics is that they never get these shots from the right angle, I mean if you’re going for some high impact pictures for your fans, all you gotta do is get that camera jacked up your already on all four ass…I want this shot from behind, so I can see her pussy that Beiber desecrated hugged tightly by light coloured fabric…you know hanging between her legs in the doggy style position, because what it comes down to for Selena Gomez, and really any girl in a bikini, is that they are so concerned with how their ass, tits, stomach look….they are too distracted to realize their pussy definition is what fucking matters…and that you’re looking at labia…

Posted in:Selena Gomez

2014

21

May

Rosie Huntington-Whitely is Amazing of the Day

Rosie Huntington-Whitely is in V Magazine…and she is amazing, but I may be saying that because she’s the only model I really like and the reason I like her is because she manages being consistently classy…

You see, I don’t know any of these girls, so everything I base them on is what I see, and what I see when I see Rosie Huntington-Whitely, is that in her career, she’s been naked and amazing a lot. She’s proved that Megan Fox has no talent and that any babe can be in a Michael Bay movie, she’s proved that she doesn’t need to be in LA, and she’s proved that she can attach herself to a lingerie brand and make fucking bank…

Even if she knows she’s good and is a cunt about it in person, she’s allowed, because she’s fucking lovely as fuck.

I’m a fan…

To see her at some event looking amazing… CLICK HERE

Posted in:Rosie Huntington-Whitely

2014

21

May

Guy Goes Nuts and Other Videos of the Day

Drummer Spreading his Message of Love

A lovely day of boating

The man who sleeps with his eyes open…

Brazilian Funk performance gone bad…

Assholes fucking with an old drunk dude…

Baby Moose of the Day

Posted in:Videos

2014

21

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I just saw some crazy chick, who was just telling herself “It’s time to go potty, it’s time to go potty, it’s time to go potty”….all while unshowered and wearing dirty clothes, surrounded by plastic bags filled with her life possessions, and when she asked me if she could use my phone, I thought…no fucking way bitch, you can use a pay phone, but I will let you lick my ass…

You see, I’m a snobby asshole when it comes to these medicated, insane people using my phone…but I never discriminate against someone liking my asshole…

Here are some morning links…

Girl in Shorts
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Top 10 Celebrities at Cannes
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15 People VS Rope Swings
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The Most Racist Moments in Disney Cartoons
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Demon Cat!
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Luxiboo Hooker – and Fame Whore
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Nicole Scherzinger Panty Flash in Music VIdeo
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Kim Kardashian’s Bare Boobs
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GIFs with Sounds Mash-Up
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MY NEXT WIFE IS GONNA BE A CAM GIRL!!!
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Kat Graham is Amazing in Spandex
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What Actors Were in Before Game of Thrones
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Guy Plays With Lions
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Posted in:stepLINKS