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2014

21

May

stepLINKS of the Day

If you are trying to impress a girl, to make her want to marry you and have your babies…you probably shouldn’t tell her the story about you fingering an autistic girl in because fingering her was your only escape…at least not until after you marry her and she has your babies…because otherwise she will run…even if it’s a great story…that ends with a yeast infection on your finger…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Amateur Ratchets Motorboating Each Other
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Top 10 Famous People at Cannes
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Kim Kardashian Hires Lana Del Rey to Play her Wedding…
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20 People With Disney Doppelgängers
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Weirdest Traffic Laws in North America
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Abigail Ratchford Bikini….Fame WHore
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Rachel Bilson is Pregnant and Here are the Bikini Pics to Remind You Who She Is…
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Rosalind Lipsett Model Bombing
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Jordan Carver is the Slut of the Day
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Top 10 Aaron Hernandez Tattoed Murder Clues on Himself…
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“Christine Teigen Topless”
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Dakota Fanning in a One Piece
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Angelina Jolie Looks So Serious
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RC Car Nails Dude in the Face
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Brody Jenner Didn’t Ger
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Coco Topless Burlesque Show
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Christina Hendricks Cleavage
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Kid VS Ice Cream
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Brooke Burke Without Make-Up
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Molly Ringwald is Going to Be in the Jem Movie
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Aisgwarya Rei in Canes
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The Wake and Bake Alarm Clock
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Alessandra Ambrosio in Cannes
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Nabilla Benattia Hot in Cannes
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Bradi Glanville Bikini
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6 Awesome Gameboy Stop Motion Facts
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Kim Garner Got Body
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Entertaining Stewardess
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Tony Hawk JUmps a Mini
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Kat Graham Workin Out
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Michelle Lewin in a Bikini
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Tila Tequila is a Racist
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Honest X-Men Triology Trailer
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Gaga Gets Ass Grabbed
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What your Fridge Says About You
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Cara Delevingne in Vogue
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Rosario Dawson’s See Through
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Top 10 Nicki Minaj Really Wants You to Listen to her New Single
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Tara’s FIrst Pitch is Horrible
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Anastasia Ashley Butt Shot
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10 Racist Disney Moments
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Ana Braga is a Fame WHore in a Bikini
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Valet Smashes an Expensive Car
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Creepy Face Swap
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So Much Ass
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Blonde Doing the Cam Thing
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Wes ANderson – The Porno
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COUGAR PUSSY IS THE MOST WILD PUSSY…
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Some Greek Trick’s Instagram Pics
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Naked Amateur of the Day
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OMG She has Hijab
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MY NEXT WIFE IS GONNA BE A CAM GIRL!!!
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Vanessa Williams Naked in Penthouse in 1983
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Titty Play!
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Lazy Solo Session
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Some Other Naked Amateur
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Cops Ruin a Good Fuck Session
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Magical Cam Girls on Webcams!
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Girl Strips in Library
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Fact of the DAy
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Girls Take this Celeb Survey
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Don’t Forget the Mimi Faust Sex Tape!
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The Most Twisted and Amazing BAD Stuff…
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

21

May

Pretty Little Liars Do GQ Magazine of the Day

We’ve all seen this shoot 100 times before with different people involved…and you know what…it never gets boring..

This time it is starring the slutty girls of Pretty Little Liars, who are all hugely popular, getting down like they are on a Terry Shoot, that may or may not be a Terry Shoot, because everyone takes pics like this now…it’s the hipster porno way…

I’ve never see the show, but I’ve heard it is helping condition girls to get teenage pregnancy and Herpes…and I am all for that..

The girls are Ashley Benson, Lucy Hale, Shay Mitchell, bikini with water gun and inflatable and is a good enough times…compared to what I am doing with myself…which is something that would probably scare most people..

Here are the pics…

Posted in:Ashley Benson|Lucy Hale|Shay Mitchell

2014

21

May

Madonna and Katy Perry together on the Cover of V of the Day

I am surprised the internet hasn’t broken under the pressure that happened when all eyes were directed to V Magazine for this shoot they did with Katy Perry and Madonna…in the same fucking picture…because I guess they are doing an issue on the longevity of record label produced pop music garbage the uses two talentless twats with big enough tits as their figureheads…because ultimately, what really matters is just how much fucking money these girls make for everyone around these idiots, when it they could have used anyone they pulled out of a dumpster to play the same part…

I don’t know if this is good or bad, a big deal or not, I figure that both these idiots are at a stage where they don’t fucking matter, but I felt that way all a long…probably because I am not a raging homo who buys into this bullshit…but I guess a lot of people are…

I think it would have been better if this was a documentary of a death match…

Posted in:Katy Perry|Madonna

2014

21

May

Candice Swanepoel Makes Instagram Comedy of the Day

Candice Swanepoel is out making viral videos on Youtube…to showcase that’s she’s more than just a half naked babe, there’s depth to her, beyond just a set of fake tits and a rocking fit body…that makes millions…and that depth is a sexy as fuck accent…

I don’t really get what’s going on here, or why she is bothering, we don’t need personality bitch, that’s not how you made you money, that’s not how you escaped being rich in South Africa to be Rich in America….it’s not even funny, but I did just masturbate to it, so I guess it’s good enough..but in my defence – I masturbate to everything…

Here’s another one…

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel

2014

21

May

Alyssa Miller for Vogue Russia of the Day

Alyssa Miller isn’t all that hot of a model, she just played the system right, but I guess that logic can be applied to anyone who has success, who just master manipulated the right people to get what she wants, from dating the son of the founder of Sports Illustrated bikini photography…pretty fucking convenient use of a vagina…to ditching him for an A-List star like Jake Gyllenhaal…because that should open more doors after you’ve taken all you can from the one you previously opened…

I mean so many girls are just like this, and so many dudes buy into their lies, all thanks to tits…and a smiling sweetness that blinds them…

I guess the best strategy is to be hurt bag fat loser with nothing to offer women…that way you end up with the real quality fat chicks no one wants…

Seriously getting used is ok, when you’re using back…preferably for anal…

Posted in:Alyssa Miller

2014

21

May

Natasha Barnard for Freya Lingerie of the Day

Natasha Barnard is a South African model, who before doing this very important shoot for Freya Lingerie, was in Sports Illustrated Swimsuit, because I guess Sports Illustrated likes South African girls, they use a handful of them in their nonsense…

Maybe they use a South African photographer, or maybe these models come at a discount, due to the risk associated with them having HIV according to their national HIV stats, a risk that I don’t consider a risk when they look like this, because I’ve had unprotected sex with way fucking worse that probably had a higher risk of HIV thanks to a life of living on the streets, needle sharing and prostituting…

Not that any SI models actually get paid, that’s why they all go onto score rich husbands…

Either way, here’s the lingerie…..boring catalog nonsense…

Posted in:Natasha Barnard

2014

21

May

Rosalind Lipsett’s Modelbombing Hollywood Boulevard of the Day

Her name is Rosalind Lipsett

She’s an Irish model with an amazing bikini body, but more importantly, she’s into having fun and joking around…..

You see, she doesn’t take herself or modelling as career too seriously, and instead likes to poke fun at it, like you want to poke fun at her, with your penis….

She’s coined the term Modelbombing….where a model, in full model form, and full model costume, goes out in public places and goes full on modelling…pretty funny stuff….

Posted in:Rosalind Lipsett

2014

21

May

Edita Vilkeviciute for Holiday Magazine of the

Sometimes all it takes is a picture of a hot model like Edita Vilkeviciute enjoying her coffee at the kitchen table to remind you how much your life sucks…

YOu know taping into some 1960s, black and white, simpler time, image you expected for yourself…

You know, like it’s out of an old movie you saw back when you had hope and thought maybe your kitchen table would have a set of legs like this, the morning after you came inside her, early in your whirlwind romance…

But instead the only legs your kitchen table have are duct taped back on, because your fat wife puts her fatness into her eating and the table can’t support the shit…

I don’t know why, these Edita Vilkeviciute speak to my cold black heart…they make me believe in love, at least with someone who is a top model with legs like this…simulating a marriage you’d probably want to have since it’s better than what you have….

Posted in:Edita Vilkeviciute

2014

21

May

Rachel Bilson Pregnancy of the Day

There was a time….when Rachel Bilson mattered. She was on The O.C. and it was a hugely popular show, that even I watched, because it helped me trick college girls into fucking me, because college girls are dumb as shit and will fuck with the right mix of tequila and connection on a show they love…

Then she faded out, and not in a good way, her husband kidnapped her and brought her to Canada where she lived locked up in a cage in the igloo as some kind of reclusive, because he had be type cast as a Star Wars character, and couldn’t let her near actors with actual careers ahead of them….

Now she’s pregnant and these are some pictures of her the other day, hiding her pregnancy, that I am sure some of you hope doesn’t happen, or at least happens with a c-section, because aborting the mission is far less abusive to a vagina…

Not that you’ll ever meet Bilson, but you’re stuck in 1999, back when your life seemed to be more hopeful, before it fucking sucked.

All this to say, who cares about Rachel Bilson or her uterus, there’s so many better girls to focus on who haven’t been written off from their role in hollywood so many years ago…even if she’s acting and on a show, she’s insignificant…

Posted in:Rachel Bilson

2014

21

May

Vanessa Paradis Lookin’ Hot of the DAy


Out with the old, in with the new.

In every divorce, or break up because you were never married, because you aren’t into convention, and because you always wanted bastard out of wedlock babies….comes a bitter ex who has fire under her ass and something to fucking prove, because her A-List husband left her for some harlot, barely famous, hooker on set…who everyone thinks is fucking hotter that the old…

This is why gyms exist, why plastic surgery exists, because if we didn’t live in a vain world filled with temptation, and hot new pussy who like A-list husbands…No one has morals or values…especially not me…but I am more into going after the broken down wife who can’t get over the rejection, because they put in more effort and have lower standards, and are really just easier.

Posted in:Vanessa Pardain