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2014

22

May

Denisa Dvorakova for Elle Russia of the Day

Denisa Dvorakova is some Communist Model who has POSED IN A BATHING SUIT before…and here she is doin’ it for Elle Russia…behind the Iron curtain…

I am a firm believer that Russia peaked in the 80s, when everyone dressed the same, when everyone waited in line for rationed bread, when the rich remained rich and the poor remained poor, in a two class system they pretended was communist…because the girls were just as hot then, only far more desperate…

They were not dating 30 year old billionaires, not many were not really international models, only the ones who had to escape…but even today, they are still good to look at…and more importantly, there are still so many girls who get naked on webcam, so many hot girls who are not with the billionaires, you know the ones who just don’t make the cut but are still better than the average American girls..so maybe Russia is the only place any of your single dudes should travel…all you need is a couple hundred dollars to buy a wife…

Here’s Denisa Dvorakova

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2014

22

May

Natasha Bedingfield Sunbathing by The Pool Porn of the Day

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Natasha Bedingfield is some British one hit wonder…who had one radio hit that I know of…and now she’s brought half her tit to instagram, which may not be her most lucrative work, but is up there with her best work…because half of a tit is better than garbage music..pretty much always….

What isn’t good about her, is that some of her worst credits include being cummed inside by Adam Levine, just another one of the tainted pussies he’s touched…

Ruined, old, damaged or not, I encourage slutty social media behavior…

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2014

22

May

Barbara Palvin is Fun of the Day

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Everyone is talking about 18 or 19 year old Barbara Palvin, like this was 2 years ago and she was caught up in a bullshit scandal…

I’m more interested in her modelling

She obviously takes a good picture, which would explain why she gets paid heavy and why someone would import from Hungary like she was your grandmother’s goulash recipe…back during the second world war…because the Hungarian prostitute ring comes in various forms, from the low level “model” I met at a Miami bikini contest and who was in America on a 3 month tourist visa, which she felt was enough time to find a sugar daddy, to Palvin, who rolls with hip hop stars and athletes, because she’s into black like that…

I guess not everyone has the same fate…and instead of being in a cold water flat back home, she’s in Cannes red carpet hustling…being all fun and hot enough…even though I’ve been told she’s not hot in person…and only takes a good picture…all barefoot and orphan-like…

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BONUS – HER TAKING A SELFIE

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Oh Shit…I think she’s had work done…

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She’s got a Belly!! Getting Fat for her Brothers…

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2014

22

May

Kendall Jenner Does a Stripper Dance of the Day

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When I see this video of a bratty Kendall Jenner at 18, doing some stripper type dance, that is hardly reserved for the stripclub anymore, but that is everywhere 18 year old girls who grew on on shitty pop music video in this porno filled world…

The pornification of society hits a little closer to home for this delusional teen who lives a very insane spoiled brat life, that she can thank porno for making happen, because she’s not just like every other 18 year old who has been watching porn on the internet since they were 5, she’s actually profited directly from porno THAT HER FAT WHORE SISTER STARRED IN TO LAUNCH THE FAMILY BUSINESS ….

So this little stripper dance, one very similar to one Lohan did in her Hotel Room for me many years ago, is just a dance move in leather pants…reminding us that what was once considered porn or sleaze in past, is now considered…normal…or the reason our family makes 100 million dollars a year…now if only Porn girls figured out how to do the same thing…hollywood would turn to producing nothing buy porn…Disney Porn, Blockbuster Porn….it’s going to happen…and while we wait here’s Kendall showing some of what her mom taught her as a child to get men to pay attention….

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2014

22

May

Vanessa Hugens Shows Off her “Abs” of the Day

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Vanessa Hudgens posted an inspiration fitness picture for all her fans, you know one of those pictures to show off all the hard work that she’s put into her fitness, one that is captioned with something like “Here are my ABs, All the Hardwork is paying off”…even though I don’t really think I am looking at abs, but more make-up shading, or maybe some sculpting from the Ab Hancer….

No matter what Vanessa Hudgens does, she’ll always be a doughy little chipmunk getting naked at 17, rocking’ some five o’clock shadow bush to me…not matter how ripped she thinks she gets…

Here she is in LEGGINGS LOOKING DOUGHY LEAVING THE GYM BEFORE SHE TOOK HER LAXATIVES TO LEAN UP

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2014

22

May

Kate Winslet Fat Tits at 40 of the Day

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Kate Winslet is turning 40, in a year, and for some reason that was the focus of the article on her in whatever Magazine…because I guess they couldn’t just talk to her about what matters when it comes to Kate Winslet….her tits..

You see, when I hear that she is turning 40, all I think of is that she’s had a solid 25 years of dudes playing with her tits, staring at her tits, judging her by her tits, deciding her worth from her tits, because let’s face it, ever since Titanic, the only thing that mattered about Kate Winslet was her fat tits..

So here are some of her tits for the magazine spread. I am glad I know how to dissect really insignificant stuff, like 20,000 dollar photoshoots with Kate Winslet..to focus on what matters…her tits.

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2014

22

May

Jessica Alba’s Bikini Ass for Entertainment Weekly of the Day

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Jessica Alba posted this bikini ass shot that is on the cover of Entertainment Weekly…and as much as I love photoshopped 30 year old has-beens, who probably still have awesome bodies, even after having a couple kids, but who probably doesn’t still have an awesome vagina, after having a couple kids, because you can work your body back into shape if you do fitness and eat right, but you can’t rebuild a vagina…even with surgery…specially not when you’re building a huge business for other new moms, making you the figure head of young moms with this lifestyle brand bullshit….

What it comes down to is that staring at her bikini ass is so standard, and obvious. It’s like it was 1999 all over again, but we’ve had 15 years of desenstization, I’m far for more into getting off to something more obscure….like her selfie reflection of her playlist…and her doc martins…it’s a new kind of porn…a very specific new kind of porn…

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2014

22

May

Madison Murray Hot Photoshoot of the Day

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I have a friend in Florida who is obsessed with Madison Murray .

She’s a model and actress out of Miami, who I have POSTED MANY TIMES BEFORE and all he ever does is talk about her, he leave comments on her instagram, tells me how badly he wants to meet her, and even tries to track her down when I am with him…

It all started when he saw her on TMZ in the Bieber car…and now he is convinced he is going to marry her, and she is going to have his babies, we’ve gone to South Beach at least 4 times looking for her walking the streets like she’s a missing person…

The whole thing is very weird…may end in a law suit, I just hope I am not implicated in the whole thing as an accomplice..

Here are pictures of her in a bikini to give him something to masturbate to…even though I know he’s probably already masturbated to them at least once already…because that’s just the kind of obsessed fan he is.

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2014

22

May

Selfie Car Crash and Other Videos of the Day

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Here’s a homeless guy getting hit in the head by some fat asshole for a beer….fucking idiot should be arrested…I’m sure they can find him eating somewhere close by…cuz at that size motherfucker didn’t get too far.

Cop jumps off a 30 Foot Bridge, Ruptures his Aorta but is alive, thanks to his cruiser being hit by a drunk driver

Weird CCTV footage of a mugger getting hugged before getting robbed

A Man Saving Ducklings…

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2014

22

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I am still in Florida…the highlight of yesterday wasn’t the meth heads, but some muscle head with shitty tattoos, jacked up on steroids, with cheesy jersey shore everything and his trashy Florida girlfriend with big fake tits…with cheesy jersey shore everything…

I didn’t laugh because Jersey Shore happened five years ago, yet these people were still in Ed Hardy…that shit just made me feel uncomfortable…what made me laugh is when he grabbed at her by the arm in the restaurant because he accused her of cheating with his best friend and she said “Don’t you get fresh with me”…I felt like I might have just accidentally walked into Disney….

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Madonna and Katy Perry Dyking Out for V Magazine
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