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2014

07

May

stepLINKS of the Day

The fun thing about Florida is the spectrum of trashy girls you want to fuck.

Whether it’s the 45 year old fake tit, cat face from shitty surgery mom fighting with the fake tit, cat face from shitty surgery grandma while the fake tit, cat face from shitty surgery great grandma watches…or the divorcee getting out of the Range rover with her fake tits, cat face from shitty surgery or just the meth addict in recovery outside of starbucks…with fat tits and a cat face from shitty surgery…all these bitches look the same…and I love them all

Here are some stepLINKS

Angelina Jolie in ELLE
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So Much good Fucking Booty
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I want to bang Bieber’s New Piece
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Alexis Ren Hot ASs in Boy Shorts
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GIFs of Kids Getting Scared for the Perverts
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The Greatest Game 7 Games in History…
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Marisa Miller Polaroid in a Bikini
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Irvine Welsh is Writing the New Spring Breakers….
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Hugh Jackman – Public Gay
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Vanessa Hudgens Midriss….
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Sahara Santos is Some Hot Ethnic Pussy
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Megan Fox LEgs Did Ellen!
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Hayden Panettiere be TRIPPIN
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Anna Chulmsky Teaches You How to Not Be a Mama’s Boy…
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Willow Smith is in Bed with a Topless 20 Year Old at 13….
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WIll Smith Doesn’t Care His Daughter is With a Shirtless Dude
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Emma Stone Attends Events
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Trashy Instagram Bitch of the DAy
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Future has the Best Videogame Ever….
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In Tragedy You Don’t Care ABout….Katie Jordan Price is Having Another Divorce
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Tamara Ecclestone’s in a Bikini
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Fails of the Week
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Man VS Pink Balloon…
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Racist Woman on the Tube…
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Creepy First Graders Salsa
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Michelle Lewin Thong
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In Nipples in a MAgazine You Dont’ CAre ABout
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Some Exciting Summer Movies.
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Demi Harman in a Bikini on the Beach
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Jay Z and Beyonce in a Staged Stunt..
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More Amber Heard and Johnny Depp..
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Bitches in the Hustler Calendar!
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Hair Pulling Settles Everything…
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The BEst SUnglasses Campaign You’ll Ever See Ever
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Game of Thrones on Wine Glasses
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My Friend Alexis Texas At Exxxotica
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Paratrooper Lands in a Tree
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Shakira Behind the Scenes
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Gym Goer of the Day
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Kim Kardashian in Panty Flash Pics
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The Craziest Things People Have Done to Celebrities on TUMBLR
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Eleven of the Greatest “Bully Gets Owned” Videos on the Internet
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Elizabeth Olsen Pokies
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Premature Celebrations
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Adriana Lima Behind the Scene
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Journdan Dunn Hot Walker
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Ellie Goulding in a Bikini Lookin’ Good
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Miley Jacking Her Leotard in her Twat…
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Michelle Keegan Upskirt..
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More Ellie Goulding Boob
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Alessandra Ambrosio Smoking in a Leather Skirt
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Adriana Lima’s Got Tight Jeans On…
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Chick Fight Brain Injury of the Day
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Tommy Lasorda Wants V Stiviano Hit By a Car
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Girls With Tattoos
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Captain America XXX ExxxCLUSIVE
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Best Camping Pictures
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Naked on the Streets Ad
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Rita Ora Nipples for Terry
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THE BEST SWINGERS VACATIONS!!
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Jodie Marsh See Through Top on Twitter
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Yvonne Strahovski in Undies
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Cam Cam Cam Cam Girls Are Amazing
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What is the Sexiest Career?
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I LOve Farrah Porn
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Magical Cam Girls on Webcams!
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Next Level Vag Infection….DON’t CLICK THIS…You Will Throw Up
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Romance on the Street!
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Find Cougars to Fuck…
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Don’t Forget the Mimi Faust Sex Tape!
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The Most Twisted and Amazing Porn…
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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2014

07

May

Naya Rivera’s Bikini Continues of the Day

Naya Rivera was fired from Glee because the man-faced one didn’t like how hot she was…but I do…

I’ve been following these bikini pics of her the last couple of days and I think they are great. The kind of bikini pics that will land her a new gig fast, breaking free from being type cast as the girl from the shitty show like the man-faced one who got her fired, and nothing but hot bodied, round ass nudity, is gonna come from this delicate flower…who probably isn’t so delicate…since of seen pics of her Fiance’s dick from years ago and that motherfucker probably slaughtered her ass…even though she looks like she bounced back fine from it…kinda like giving birth or something…but with more thong bikini and breast implants….

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2014

07

May

Madison Murray is Hot on the Beach of the Day

My childhood friend, who I have met once, but feel a real connection with, MADISON MURRAY …is blowing up the internet with these pictures stripping out of her shirt on the beach today…and I understand why…she looks fucking awesome…

The pics were shot by THE HEAD HUNTR , who should have invited me on this shoot, considering I am in Florida, because I take hiding her nipples, with some implied nudity, while leaving her shorts on…to full spread eagle with objects inserted in her butt…objects like my tongue….all it takes is a little charisma…and sleeping pills.

This should be a sex tape…

The bad news is that she has probably washed this shorts since the shoot, so I can never sniff them. The good news….is that they happened…

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2014

07

May

Kate Upton Panty Flash of the Day

Apparently, this Kate Upton Panty Flash is a big deal…I say it’s just big…real big…and not nearly as erotic as it could be…because it is Kate Upton and he best work is done in less clothes than this..photoshopped to shit..so that I don’t have to see her eating disorder that is the opposite of other model eating disorder…because her eating disorder involves eating every fucking thing in sight…

All I see here is that when you’re fat…in a tight dress…your belly makes getting out of a car gracefully pretty rough…

But knowing Kate Upton has really creepy fans, I have no choice but to participate in her promotional panty flash tour…and really, I’ve fucked way worst than this so hating on her plus sized stature is ridiculous, I guess I just don’t like seeing undeserving people win, but ultimately, I don’t actually care whether she’s in Vogue or not, and I would still let her sit of my face, smothering me, all smelling like the barn she was found in…..it’s beastiality if it’s dressed like a girl.

Posted in:Kate Upton

2014

07

May

Erin Wagner Topless for 192 Magazine of the Day

Her name is ERIN WAGNER ….I googled her and couldn’t find anything about her…other than that she shares the same name with Justin Bieber’s stepmother and mother of his half Bieber sibling, which is unfortunate, I guess…not that it matter…because this Erin Wagner isn’t affiliated with the Biebers, but I won’t say she’s not prostituting herself like she was Bieber’s mom learning how to monetize off her 5 year old, because any girl you ask to get naked, will always say no….until you package it as being for a great photographer, or for their model portfolio, or for a magazine you never knew existed…because for some reason, girls take that as status nudity, or elitist nudity, and not hooker nudity…anytime we get a girl naked, we’ve won…so this Erin Wagner is my kind of girl…fashionable about getting attention for being topless…even though being topless shouldn’t be a thing, and all girls should be topless all the time, it would make life better…I mean seriously, who the fuck jerks off to boobs now that so much hardcore porn exists…it just doesn’t make sense…so girls get topless on Facebook, do it for feminism and tag me in a all the pics…while you’re doing that, I am gonna stare at this.

Posted in:Erin Wagner

2014

07

May

Emma Roberts For Elle Canada Lookin’ Alright of the Day

Emma Roberts did a shoot for Elle Canada, which is probably not a big deal, since the population of Canada fits into one Evangelical church in the southern states I drove through on my way to Florida…but that doesn’t mean the pics of Julia Roberts’ niece and Eric Roberts’ daughter, who has managed to find a lot of success for herself, aren’t hot enough to look at…I mean every once in a while, the frozen tundra I am from produces something worthy of noticing…not everything Canadian is low grade shit like me..not that these are that exciting, or even shot in Canada or by a Canadian, I just find Emma Roberts worth looking at, in some soon to be married hipster I want to taste, kind of way…Seriously, I have no idea why I like this…maybe it’s her damaged rich kid spirt…maybe it’s her legs…who cares.

Posted in:Emma Roberts

2014

07

May

Nina Agdal Driving in a Car in a Bra Selfie of the Day

Nina Agdal just next levelled the selfie game, because she’s a professional…and her job is to be on camera…

She should show the world why she’s famous and successful doing this MODEL shit, and she should not allow the low level instagram models outshine her hustle…

So girl, took a selfie in car, in a bra…because she’s all about multitasking and laying stake in the ground as the motherfucking selfie queen.

Now I make fun of her head a lot, she’s got a bad angle that makes her look like a retard from a work program, but the fact is that she’s clearly not a full retard, since she got from wherever she’s from to America and we’re all paying attention to her, whether it’s via her tits or not, she still did it, and for that…

All this to say, retard face or not, she’s still hot…especially when winning at instagram…

Here she is using her box…for strength not to fuck Avril Lavigne….

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2014

07

May

Candice Swanepoel Dance of the Day

Candice Swanepoel posted this dance video on instagram, turns out I’ve already POSTED THIS VIDEO A WEEK AGO

But I am doing it again…because no one pays attention to anything I do or say…it would be depressing – but the fact is that I don’t even pay attention to anything I do or say – so I feel you…but I’d rather be feeling this Candice Swanepoel and her small model implants with my mouth..while feeling her ass with my testicles…

I’m romantic like that.

Behind the Scenes…

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2014

07

May

Hilary Duff Fitness of the Day

Hilary Duff posted her best impression of her being a clydesdale pulling a sleigh through the field back before the industrial revolution…and for some reason, not one that involves an equine fetish, I find it kind of hot…I mean the idea of a strong woman doing squats with me on her shoulders isn’t all that erotic, but after being married to a pile of fat shit, that’s hardly even alive, but rather just an annoying piece of doughy furniture that talks and smells like shit, the idea of a girl capable of bouncing up and down in general is amazing….

So this may not be intended to be pornographic, but like anything in life, there’s some weirdo masturbating to it, in this case that weirdo is me, because I took this non sexual thing, next levelling it, even when the intent of the girl posting it has nothing sexual about it…because men are capable of great masturbation feats…

Posted in:Hilary Duff

2014

07

May

Miley Cyrus is Back on Tour of the Day

Miley Cyrus is back on tour…in what I call a welcome back from an allergic reaction to whatever drugs she was on when she had the drug overdose heart attack…miracle…that may have been more of a miracle if it ended in death…

The show must go on….especially when it was more a recreational drug use, and not a tormented soul trying to kill herself drug use…her handlers and everyone with their hand in her pockets couldn’t cancel more shows, she’s got money to make, and this is a Disney trained superstar was born ready to jack her leotard in her asshole..…Here’s a bunch of her silliness in concert….

My favorite move is when she queefs not he mike….party tricks!

TO SEE THE REST OF HER CONCERT PICS CLICK HERE

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