2014
06
May
I hear Ellie Goulding’s music on the radio all the time and I hate it…but now that I’m seeing her hot little body and tits in her bikini…I love it. In fact I am all about it. I guess I see how she got a record deal, because I assume people are like me…pretty easy to win over…when bikinis and young bodies are involved.
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Posted in:Ellie Goulding
2014
06
May
When you’re 6 foot tall and 180 pounds…pretty irrelevant as a model, despite wanting nothing more than to be a model, but forced to sit on the sidelines when your rich Malibu friends get modelling gigs…being a lesbian just makes sense…especially after everyone is looking at you because you have rich and famous parents, and you’re out there trying to make as much noise as possible to separate you that…being a lesbian just makes sense…even after being in a long term relationship with some dude she practically had sex with on instagram for likes…just makes sense…because being a young girl learning about her sexuality and realizing that being a lesbian gets talked about…makes posting it on the internet to generate buzz, whether it is legit, sincere or not…just makes sense…especially when it is interracial…
We call this attention seeking. Like two fat girls at the club making out for pervert dudes who get excited when any two girls make out in front of them…but the famous parent version.
FOr the record – I am all for lesbians….as long as they let me watch.
Posted in:Ireland Baldwin
2014
06
May
Rihanna wore a dress that her ass crack stuck out of because she’s an elegant classy hooker from a shanty town, with a garbage man father and a spark in her eye to fuck any rich tourist who could make her famous…
I’d say her dress was exciting, but I’ve seen this girl naked, in fact early on her nude pics were part of her marketing campaign, along with being beat up by Chris Brown, that led to her becoming the biggest hit of all fucking time, despite low level of talent…
Reminding us all that when you hit big, it’s usually not because you’re good at what you do, but more because you’re a horrible person who fucks everyone over along the fucking way…
That said, I appreciate all she does in her exhibitionism, whether it is slutting up these kids of classy events…or just getting naked for fashion magazines for free..she’s good.
TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF RIHANA BUTT CRACK BEING CLASSY.. CLICK HERE
Posted in:Rihanna
2014
06
May
I figure if you’re going to book a black model, you might as well go for the darkest shade you can find, because all those light skinned girls are just playing, you know trying to be accessible to the white market as their ethnic friend who isn’t too ethnic that they will get stared at…when what really matters is finding a girl straight from Sudan, who looks like she from another fucking era, that really taps into any white industrialist’s fetish of taking over Africa back when white people took over Africa, where they bang the tribal women along the way…
I mean, I think this girl looks like a work of art. Classy, elegant, and not like someone in line at walmart, with diabetes being candies…I’m talking amazing..and this shoot is great too, but I could just be saying that because I love tennis and the idea of seeing naked girls play tennis is porn to me., or maybe I just like her long legs and tight African booty…it’s just so different and reminiscent of my youth jerking off to National Geographic tits, back when porn was unattainable…
I’m in love. This is one of the best fashion shoots to happen in a long fucking time.
Posted in:Ataui Deng
2014
06
May
Carola Remer went from doing a vintage lingerie shoot in some vintage ferrari like she was some kind of Magnum PI motherfucer…. HERE
To being the face and body of Barney’s Lingerie…It’s just that fucking simple aspiring models out there…you gotta get naked in a silly shoot and people will fucking notice…
I like to think I launched her career..by posting that shit back in 2011…you know like she hasn’t booked shit since then until today…when Barney’s paid her 20,000 dollars to be part of this…you know a dream come true, her getting naked for friends paid the fuck off…because she stuck to it…or something…
Who cares. Lingerie catalog pics fucking suck.
Posted in:Carola Remer
2014
06
May
Miley Cyrus is one of the girls you’d punch in the face if you were allowed to punch a girl in the face because she’s got one of those faces, but legally, you can’t punch anybody in the face, even if what they do to you is far worse than you punching them in the face….I’m talking a girl can cheat on you, divorce you and take half your money and your soul with her, causing emotional damage, that leads to you unable to work, causing you to go bankrupt…destroying you…yet when you beat the fuck out of the guy she fucked you over for, you go to jail…
Life’s not fair…not because Miley did any of those things, but because she exists and can’t be punished, and never was punished, but was just celebrated because she made everyone around her too much money…
Here’s her annoying dance you wish ended in a drug overdose heart attack:
And Here it is in Slow motion
I like this Miley better….
Posted in:Miley Cyrus
2014
06
May
I don’t’ know who Alyson Michalka. I just know that he name has come up for what must be a decade, where she was one of those jailbait for Disney kind of girls who middle aged men jerked off to because their kids made them watch the low level show…
I do know that they are no longer jailbait, but rather middle aged, mom looking girls, with rocking bodies, and plastic surgery that makes them up on some Real Housewife shit…and none of that bothers me, because she’s half naked in a bikini…and really I look at nobodies in bikinis all day, whether they were somebodies who never were anybody or not is irrelevant thanks to TITS.
Posted in:Alyson Michalka
2014
06
May
Lexi Boling is some American model I’ve never heard of and she’s making big movies being wrapped in plastic bullshit for Vogue Italia, because when you’re an aspiring model, you do whatever Vogue Italia says, since it’s better for your career than taking free pics for a bikini company for an instagram shootout…
The pictures are cool, butI guess people are either running out of ideas when it comes to photoshotos, even the major top photographers like Steven Meisel who shot this, or maybe the fashion industry is trying to launch new trends and styles….like wearing plastic see through dresses over bikinis…who fucking knows…I just assume this girl, like all the other models, would have worn dog shit if he told them to, because now she can say she shot for Steven Meisel and Vogue and in turn can request more money…for model nudity than she did before…
I’m into it. Keep up the good work.
Posted in:Lexi Boling
2014
06
May
Chrissy Teigen is a chubby, drunk, attention whore who has probably made 3 dollars modelling the last decade, since locking down John Legend and thinking she was responsible for his career, cuz she got in there early…
She’s also an unstable, depressive drunk, who looks like she may be pregnant, with a pug face, and not in a cute pug face way, who hates this website..because I called her out on being low level, and a wallet fucker, because that’s pretty much what she is..she even went to her blog to write about it…
You see, when you date any successful musician, scamming your way into Sports Illustrated is easy…because she was a bikini model at one point, for billabong, int he fucking 90s….for one season catalog…that’s all she’s ever done other than being a funny clown with big tits on social media all day, because you don’t actually work, and it allows you to seemingly feel more important than you are…even when you’re not….you know the kind of girl who will end up on her own reality show…which I guess is more important than I’ll ever be…but I can still sit on the sidelines and laugh at her silliness…and I will…even though I think we’d make lovely, life long friends, if she wasn’t such a fucking hater….because as you know, I like girls who get in their bikinis, with big tits and rich husbands to finance my drinking…
Posted in:Chrissy Teigen
2014
06
May
His name is Steven Cohen and he’s amazing. His art involves him attaching a Rooster to his penis, where he goes out in public, and constantly gets arrested for indecent exposure, even though he’s an artist, and clearly people just don’t respect or appreciate his ART….because maybe, just maybe, his art is less about art and more about him being an exhibitionist freak who should be charged with indecent exposure, even if he’s dressed in a clown costume…
All this to say, I think he’s awesome…
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