DrunkenStepFather.com - I'll Make You Famous…

2023

13

Jan

Fishnet Friday of the Day

Never underestimate the power of lingerie to make an average, boring, lame, dried up, sad existence a little more exciting…

From marriages, or other long term sex partners you’re bored of fucking, not that real perverts ever get bored of fucking, but you hear husbands complain about being bored of fucking their wives…

To strippers, whores, sugar babies….

Even the fat goth tranny trying to get her man tits to lactate….look better in lingerie….and as it turns out, fishnets are the accessible lingerie so we must celebrate it like it was the 1800s when it was first invented and rolled out at brothels around the world…

That’s what this is, a fucking fishnet celebration.

(more…)

Posted in:Fishnets

2023

13

Jan

Get Fit and Other Youtube Shorties of the Day

No Comments »

Garage Girl

Fit Girl

Girl in Pantyhose

Dumb Dancer

Workout by the Pool

Bus Girl…

Ass Underwater

Get Fit and Other Youtube Shorties of the Day

Garage Girl

Fit Girl

Girl in Pantyhose

Dumb Dancer

Workout by the Pool

Bus Girl…

Ass Underwater

Posted in:TIKTHOT|Videos

2023

12

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

No Comments »

The nice thing about pretty much everything being a hilarious joke, from the people who take themselves seriously, to the content that’s being produced that’s probably not meant to be hilarious, like music, movies, series….tweets, instagram selfies, social commentary….analysis of Fascism….or racism….denial of vaccine injuries…hypocrisy…retardedness…is that we get to laugh all day everyday and we don’t even need memes for it because real life is officially parody.

I like it….

I am sorry to all you people who die, or should I say “Lisa Marie” out there today, because Lisa Marie Presley’s death will outshine your own….it’s like how her husband MJ died on Farah Fawcett’s death day…..RIP Motherfucker!

Here are some stepLINKS…

Miley Cyrus Just Dropped New Song and Video Featuring Half Naked Miley Working Out…..
LICK HERE!!!!

Wrestling Star Mady Rose Speaks Out on Release for Being Racy
LICK HERE!!!!

Bella Hadid’s Valentine Day Lingerie
LICK HERE!!!!

10 Nerf Guns!
LICK HERE!!!!

Florence Pugh’s Nip Slip
LICK HERE!!!!

Kelly Gale is Totally Naked
LICK HERE!!!!

Kenzie Wood Boob Gif
LICK HERE!!!!

Cristy Ren in Marvin Magazine Wearing a Yellow Bikini
LICK HERE!!!!

Lisa Marie Presley Rushed to Hospital
LICK HERE!!!!

Candice Swanepoels’ Half Naked Selfie
LICK HERE!!!!

Paige VanZant is Racy on Instagram
LICK HERE!!!!

Kim Kardashian’s Bikini in the Sauna
LICK HERE!!!!

Behind the Scenes of Kiri in Avatar
LICK HERE!!!!

Bird Cleans Rhino Ears
LICK HERE!!!!

HOT Girl Destroys Punching Machine
LICK HERE!!!!

Robert Downey JR as a Balding Redhead
LICK HERE!!!!

Hot Model Debbie St. Pierre on Florida Girls Being Crazy
LICK HERE!!!!

Eagles WAGs Party Hard with a Stripper Pole
LICK HERE!!!!

OnlyFans Model Micaela Testa Posts a Nude on Twitter
LICK HERE!!!!

Man Gives Photoshopped Pictures of Strangers To Them
LICK HERE!!!!

Random Objects in the Hydraulic Press
LICK HERE!!!!

Ben Savage is Engaged and it is Not to Topanga
LICK HERE!!!!

EmRata Hangs Out with Porn Chick Chloe Cherry and Talks Being Bimbos on the Podcast
LICK HERE!!!!

Busty Eagles Fan Sandy Draper Takes it to the Treadmill.
LICK HERE!!!!

Power Bank Ignites on a Flight
LICK HERE!!!!

Crazy Landing at the Gibralter Airport
LICK HERE!!!!

Brawl at the Clippers Game
LICK HERE!!!!

Nude Model Julia Slip in Nature
LICK HERE!!!!

Tuna Crabs Meet Human for First Time
LICK HERE!!!!

Bus Gets Into bad Accident
LICK HERE!!!!

NFL Player who Almost Died Saving His Kids is on Road To Recovery with his Hot Girlfriend
LICK HERE!!!!

Crazy Pit Stop Moments
LICK HERE!!!!

Female Line-Up for the XLF Commentators
LICK HERE!!!!

10 Nerf Guns!
LICK HERE!!!!

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Where the WHALE’s AT…..MAKE ME RICH OFF THE BACK OF THESE CAM GIRLS
LICK HERE!!!!

===============
From the Forum

===============

In Case You missed it – Everything Golden Globes
LICK HERE!!!!

Olivia Rodrigo in Jeans
LICK HERE!!!!

Lottie Moss Celebrates Birthday
LICK HERE!!!!

Margot Robbie at the Babylon Premiere
LICK HERE!!!!

Mandy Rose Outside TV Show
LICK HERE!!!!

Laura Whitmore’s Bra Top
LICK HERE!!!!

Li Jun Li at Babylon Premire
LICK HERE!!!!

Millie Mackintosh at Babylon Premiere
LICK HERE!!!!

Kym Marsh Big Cleavage at Babylon Premiere
LICK HERE!!!!

Katherine Waterson at Babylon Premiere
LICK HERE!!!!

Genevieve Angelson Pantsless for Vulkan Magazine
LICK HERE!!!!

Nell Tiger Free at an Event in a Black Dress
LICK HERE!!!!

Katie Holmes is a Monster
LICK HERE!!!!

Leo’s Ex Camila Morrone has a Dumpy ASs
LICK HERE!!!!

Emma Roberts in a wild coat
LICK HERE!!!!

Olivia Wilde in Leggings
LICK HERE!!!!

===============
From stepSMUT!!

(LINKS BELOW ARE NSFW!)
===============

Depraved Humans
LICK HERE!!!!

Pornstars Want Respect
LICK HERE!!!!

Insatiable
LICK HERE!!!!

Hot Reddit Amateur
LICK HERE!!!!

In Car Nude Masturbating
LICK HERE!!!!

19 People Having Shit Days
LICK HERE!!!!

Using the TOy
LICK HERE!!!!

Caught in a FRISKY Moment
LICK HERE!!!!

Crotchless Panty Fingering
LICK HERE!!!!

4 Acts that Make You a Whore
LICK HERE!!!!

Peeing in a Cup
LICK HERE!!!!

Milla Takes her Underwear Off
LICK HERE!!!!

Dildo Ride Like a Rave
LICK HERE!!!!

Fight Night!
LICK HERE!!!!

Dildo In – Dildo Out
LICK HERE!!!!

Alexis Tae Rubs Herself
LICK HERE!!!!

Lips on the Dildo
LICK HERE!!!!

Ashlyn Peaks Masturabting
LICK HERE!!!!

Good Train Being Run
LICK HERE!!!!

Girl Wants the Creampie
LICK HERE!!!!

Master of the Dildo
LICK HERE!!!!

Hot Young Amateur
LICK HERE!!!!

The Dildo is in the Building
LICK HERE!!!!

Russian Escort in Action
LICK HERE!!!!

Pink Dildo Rider
LICK HERE!!!!

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

///////////////////////////////////////////

FOLLOW ME INTO THE DARKNESS ON SOCIAL MEDIA:
INSTAGRAM | FACEBOOK | Patreon! | SNAPCHAT | Follow
stepTV YouTube | FUCK TWITTER THEY KEEP DELETING ME! | SHOP THE SWEATSHOP

///////////////////////////////////////////

———————————-
JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:stepLINKS

2023

12

Jan

Miss Ukraine vs Miss Russia for Miss Universe in New Orleans of the Day

No Comments »

No one cares about Miss Universe Pageants, but they want you to care about Miss Universe Pageants, so they are targeting the simple minds to think “Russia Vs Ukraine” nonsense applies to their pageant girls…because everyone’s a retard…

I don’t give a fuck about bullshit wars in other countries, I’m not a libtard pro war send them guns and give them tax money motherfucker, we’ve got our own problems here and taxation is theft….

I am not into the propaganda being pushed on us about these two countries we know nothing about, it’s boring, it’s creepy, when Sean Penn is involved it’s unneccesary and perverse…

I am into pussy, Eastern European Pussy, Slovak pussy, COMMUNIST BLOCK pussy…it’s solid…

So as the media tries to make a story out of the “who will win, Russia or Ukraine” like it reflects the war, like it’s another talking point for the war, to keep the weird retards into the bullshit news cycle excited like it’s part of a “movie”….and not real lie…which it could be…I mean what’s real….

Either way, weird angle to get viewers….but I am here judging them for what we’re supposed to judge the for….which one is hotter pussy…since we can assume both work in the sex trade in some capacity…they’re Russian/ Eastern European babes…so OBVIOUSLY….or their spies…either way…both are hot…

Viktoria Apanasenko is Miss Ukraine:

Anna Linnikova is Miss Russia:

Can’t we all just get along…Now back to the psy op…

Posted in:Miss Universe

2023

12

Jan

Elsa Hosk is in Pink of the Day

No Comments »

Elsa Hosk is the Swedish Basketball player that makes you want to watch female pro basketball in Sweden while sitting on your IKEA furniture and eating some Swedish Meatballs, while jerking off….She’s hot enough to create Swedish fetishes, not that we needed Swedish fetishes created, I think from the 60s onwards we knew the Swedes as more than just mass furniture and safe care makers, but as blonde chicks with hot tits.

Anyway, Elsa Hosk left the Swedish Basketball league because she was tired of dudes jerking off to her in the stands, the floor go too slippery and it was a hazard, all the cum…so she went to modeling where people would jerk off to her in the privacy of their own home since public appearances would be rare.

She did the coveted Victoria’s Secret thing before Victoria’s Secret went weird and woke and inconsistent. She did nude shit solidifying her hotness and even after being a mom, she’s still looking good..at least on her vacation in her pink outfit…..workout outfit…fishnet mesh over bikini outfit…but she’d arguably look good in anything…from adult diapers, snow suits to garbage bags…but not in a violent murder kind of way…but if that was what her fate was…she’d look better at it than most…she’s a babe.

Posted in:Elsa Hosk

2023

12

Jan

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

No Comments »

Here’s a nice and vulgar retrospective of girls demonstrating just how well their thongs work at exposing their assholes when in the right position, because that’s what you’d want out of panty, not one that suffocates the asshole, or covers the asshole when bending over for a photo as people do for fun, on vacation, at family gatherings, since the asshole, like the eyes, are the window to the soul, for autistics and aspergers weirdos who can’t make eye contact because it makes us uncomfortable, but we can stare at assholes all day.

Why cover a good thing, hide it from the world, tell it to keep to itself, or that it’s a dirty hole that needs fabric to catch all that it spits out, STOP the asshole oppression and do it with strategic underwear that barely covers the asshole…..

It’s important at least for asshole purveyors, aficionado, surveyors, fans and hobbyists….

(more…)

Posted in:Asshole Behind Thong

2023

12

Jan

Jodie Marsh Still Has Big Tits of the Day

No Comments »

Jodie Marsh is a 45 year old UK Glamour model who used to pull her titties out in Page 3, the way Newspapers were meant to be, featuring a daily dose of tit.

She was probably one of the more famous Glamour models of the Glamour model heyday and she went onto do Big Brother, natural body building, writing books, who the fuck cares….

According to this picture, she’s still got her tits out, and that’s gotta count for something….I am just not sure why….I guess another old timer still monetizing the tits since the tits have been so good to them, arguably the tits are the only reason they exist…so keep on getting paid from her tits…but the good news is that she also owns some sort of animal sanctuary….so you know her tit money from exclusive content to the perverts who aren’t satisfied with her old titty content cuz they’ve burned through it…is going to support animals in need…which is pretty amazing and something I am all about supporting.

Good job Jodie Marsh and here’s a link to her ANIMAL SANCTUARY AND FARM where she’s doing good things with that TITTY Money.

Posted in:Jodie Marsh

2023

12

Jan

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

No Comments »

Titty Drops are a little different that titty droops, which I guess happens after pregnancy, obesity, aging, loss of elasticity in the skin, you know that miserable shit that helps a woman rot, HOWEVER titty droops could probably help in titty drops, since a perky tit has a lot less give than one that looks like it is bungee jumping.

The point is, dropping the tits from out of the shirt is a movement, a culture, a sport, an activity, a game, something people apparently do, whether it’s a form of sexting or just some showing off, who fucking cares, it’s tits, being RELEASED from the shackles of shirts….for all of us to watch, usually in slow motion….ARTSY.

(more…)

Posted in:Titty Drop

2023

12

Jan

Rihanna Promotes her Lingerie of the Day

No Comments »

Big girl Rihanna, the girl with the weirdest origin story that I just can’t really wrap my head around, since every version of it, is a version of human trafficking, maybe it’s legal, maybe it’s by rich people, but the starlet was apparently brought from Barbados to America and created into a star, when really not having the look, the talent or the following to justify that.

There are probably girls in the islands with 1000s of followers, who can sing, better and look hotter than Rihanna today, in this internet era, unable to make magic happen, but in a pre-social media time, some dude just scooped her up and said “let’s bring you to NYC and sign you to Jay Z’s label”….we deserve answers….

Anyway, in her being famous, she’s launched a billion dollar direct to consumer brand, as these people do, it’s a way to game the internet, sell them celebrity endorsed crap like it’s a late night infomercial, only pretend it’s all high end quality and not trash….people of the internet have credit cards, they will buy anything they are told, they are hive minds….

She did get back into music this year, I heard her song on the radio in a store and could tell it was her, but obviously wasn’t impressed knowing it’s just more programming, robotic, formulaic bullshit that resonates with the retard brain and goes viral and gets popular due to resonating with the retard brain. The music industry is a big industry, obviously they can control minds using sonic warfare.

Part of her selling her billion dollar brand, since she’s more than just bad played out over hyped music people love, is that she gets into some of her gear, big girl tits out, and I figure it’s worth looking at, sine it’s a famous chick with a questionable origin story worth billions being whorish….FUN.

Posted in:Rihanna

2023

12

Jan

Tanline Thursday of the Day

No Comments »

When you’re buried in a foot or two of snow, freezing your balls, assuming you have balls, which I don’t, but freezing your balls off, it’s a figure of speech, Tanlines are as much a spit in the face and not the romantic kind you get the hookers to do to you because you’re a pervert, but a mean kind that makes you mad…..but yeah they are as much a spit in the face, or kick in the frozen balls, assuming you have balls, which I don’t….as they are some aspirational thing….

Until you remember you don’t need the sun for tanlines, which is great news since you know they are blocking out the sun to cool down the planate and geoform it for the reptilians….couples with people being made to fear the fun, fear the benefits of the sun and assume that the sun causes the cancers and not the chemicals they ingest or topically apply to them…

But yeah, tanlines come in a jar bro, a spray can, like the airbrushed T-Shirts at the flea market, so strippers in your area are tan-lined up, even in sub arctic weathers, so you can get your fucking ALOHA on regardless of the whole freezing your balls off…

Sluts, they think of everything when it comes to HIGHLIGHTING THE GOOD PARTS!

,

(more…)

Posted in:Tanlines