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2014

12

Feb

SI Models Get Whored Out to Air New Zealand of the Day

Chrissy Teigen and her pug face did the Air New Zealand safety video because they are hookers who don’t actually get paid for this, but SI uses to get free airfare for cast and crew of their bullshit magazine that all you blue collars are excited about, even if google will get you all these girls naked….

I like the fat one the best, but knowing all these gold diggers aren’t getting paid, but rather marketing themselves to get rich husbands for their egos..pretty awesome…right Chrissy Teigen pug face…..

The highlight of this video Christie Brinkley because she’s a fucking legend, these other girls are just hacks…

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2014

12

Feb

Jackie Chamoun is the Nude Lebanese Skier of the Day

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The olympics are more interesting when you can cross reference the athletes with their tit pics…

Her name is Jackie Chamoun. I don’t know if she’s in the olympics but she skis for Lebanon… I do know I’ve seen her tits…all big and lebanese and I dig any girl willing to have fun and to topless shoots because topless is better than clothed…pretty basic fucking logic…

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2014

12

Feb

J.Lo Fat Ass in Concert of the DAy

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I’ve been staring at J.Lo’s ass in spandex on stage wondering why a billionaire mom of two doesn’t just age gracefully on her pile of money…instead of doing this…clearly it’s not about the money for her…it’s about the attention she gets…or more interestingly…because she thinks she has a higher purpose in life that involves giving her fans what they deserve while getting paid…and what it comes down to is that hispanics are pretty loyal and probably love this…and I’m pretty perverted and kinda love that it happened…I mean it’s so ridiculous…

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2014

12

Feb

Hailey Clauson for GUess of the Day

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Guess has been pretty consistent in finding girls who look like Hailey Clauson for their campaigns. You know a little more body than the average girl..maybe even a little too much body since they’ve historically grown up to be pretty fat…from Anna Nicole Smith to Kate Upton…but there’s a handful of them along the way who are and remain pretty intact…here’s hoping this Hailey Clauson is one of them…because I just fell in love and I wouldn’t want anything like her physical appearance to come between that…

Posted in:Hailey Clauson

2014

12

Feb

Irina Shayk in a Bikini of the Day

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Irina Shayk is pretty much the best model there is…and that’s not just because you know she pulled serious crazy stunts to get to this level of household…for all we know she probably killed at least one person…you know even when you’re hot it’s not that simple to get to the fucking top…even when you’re talented it’s not that simple…and even when you fuck the right people it doesn’t mean things will stick…so the fact that she’s here…that shit has a backstory that I want to know…because she didn’t just end up dating some homosexual pro athlete to be his beard to get into SI…or maybe she did…and what it comes down to is why do I bother…who cares about girls, their stories, their names even…their talents their intelligence…or really anything about them…when you can just stare at their asses…it’s easier that way…

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2014

12

Feb

Emily Osment and Emmanuelle Chriqui Bikinis of the Day

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I have a joke where I say Emily Osment is the kid from the Sixth Sense after the sex change that he could pay for with his iROBOT money…that happened after he hit puberty and realized no one gave a fuck about him or his acting because he was no longer cute…while girls..stay cute for a long time…well until 25 then it’s all down hill, but 25 is still better than 11…

They like you to think she’s his “sister”…I saw Ladybug, I know how this works…

That said, she’s posing in bikinis with some Canadian jew named Emanuelle Chriqui, who is pushing 40 but still pretty good to look at in a blurry instagram pic…and I guess on TV..because I assume they are friends strictly for business…and not dating…unless Emily Osment still has his dick…that’s how these things work…

Posted in:Emily Osment

2014

12

Feb

Achy Break Featuring Billy Ray with Twerking of the Day

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So Buck 22 is a fucking genius…or maybe he’s just here to prove how simple it is to make things go Viral on the internet…all you need is a has been, washed up, relevant thanks to his daughter, novelty of a human who only made money off one song…that carried him through life…and that he’d be into re-packaging to make more money – because why the fuck not…because recruited Billy Ray Cyrus and a bunch of stripper girls dressed like strippers in thongs twerking to re-do Achy Breaky Heart…

Fame is that easy people…at least when you’re Dionne Warwick (I say a little prayer for you)’s son…which Buck 22 is…and if growing up rich in Beverly Hills spoiled by your rich as fuck mother isn’t Gangster….I don’t know what is…oh right…doing a collab with Billy Ray…shit….

Posted in:Videos

2014

12

Feb

Angry Chinese Woman Mooning of the Day

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There’s something glorious about seeing an ancient Chinese proverb in action…when your neighbor films…drop your pants and moon him…even if you’re 1000 years old…it’s the buddhist way…would you like some egg roll with that? I would.

Posted in:Videos

2014

12

Feb

Nicki Minaj Does the Rihanna on Instagram of the DAy

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Nicki Minaj and all her thickness may be a total fucking marketing scam / publicity generating stunt of an “artist” who they found in acting school and packaged…you know as hip hop as Drake…or Miley…who they just packaged and threw into the mix…put a lot of money behind because investing in actual street kids is risky…

Well, it seems she’s seeking some level of authenticity, doing the Rihanna, posting slutty pics and I’m into it…

Posted in:Nicki Minaj

2014

12

Feb

Frozen Yogurt Tampon How To of the Day

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There are a few interesting things going on in this video…but unfortunately, none of them are of a woman complaining about her yeast infection inserting the Frozen Yogurt tampon she made in her vagina…

But seeing her talk about it, is pretty fucking awkward…

The highlight…is when she says she doesn’t have a raging yeast infection…no wait, when she tells you she should have put a maxi pad in…no wait when she says it melts quit and escapes quit…

Weird…but not as weird as the time I got a yeast infection from a girl…I fucked who had a yeast infection…so it happened…and I filled a condom up with yogurt…and stuck my dick in it for the day…

Maybe this girl is my soulmate…even though I’m more into girls who pretend they don’t have yeast infections

Thanks FOETUS

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