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2023

09

Jan

Jordyn Jones Boring Lingeire Selfies of the Day

I don’t really understand how Jordyn Jones got as big as she did on social media, but it probably has something to do with them wanting Jordyn Jones to be big on social media, before realizing that she didn’t convert or offer what they needed from being big on social media, so instead of making her a pop star or a big teen actress in her 20s but who plays a teen because she’s been stunted by being sold to the industry, thanks to the hormones they put her on….

I do know she’s got a ton of followers and instead of doing mainstream shit, she does half nude shit, rocking lingerie in the most boring, unoriginal, plain and simple shoots…

No real concept goes into it, just buy some panties and wear them and the amazing thing is people are paying for this kind of thing..

I don’t think it gets more hardcore than this, this isn’t the preview landing page, this is potentially the full offering…

She didn’t even hire a photographer, get a prop, just her dancing reality show ass posing in her LA apartment….

Sure, big dreams from small town Michigan come in all forms and she’s not selling meth for dick sucks in a barn outside the local bar, and she’s making stupid money, it’s pretty lazy content to be getting paid off, but I guess that’s the point or the troll in it all…

“look at how dumb these pay pigs are, I don’t even have to try and I pull in 500k a month”….

Why bother doing more, when you’re rewarded for being mediocre at best!

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2023

09

Jan

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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I guess I am one of those weird fucks who hates hospitals, medical facilities, and will do anything I can to not go to one….

Whenever I talk to someone who’s got a cold and their running off to urgent care, I laugh, knowing that I shat blood out of my dick for 8 years refusing to go….it cleared itself up eventually, I figure if it doesn’t take us out, it only makes us stronger…

Point being, medical people give me anxiety…even before COVID was ever an idea on the globalist drawing board after the first wave of SARS didn’t work out in 2009, I’ve seen scrubs and thought Feces, Bacteria, Death, Disease….and the last thing I think of is getting up inside them without a shower involved.

I will fuck a hooker who smells like feces, death, bacteria, disease….in her stripper outfit….with my mouth…

But put some ill-fitting scrubs on a bitch, even a hot waiting for marriage with big college graduate, pension generating, high salary job…and I’m out…

I think I’d have to be hospitalized and bored as I wait to die in my hopsital bed to really see the nurse appeal….you know their kindness, or negligence, titties pushed against me while medicating me…to really understand this…but I’d probably rather wait it out mall parking garage before ever reaching that level of medical worker fetish is real – enlightenment….

So…the medical worker fetish is not for me, but professional women who get naked on the job, or exploit the job, because some people find it hot, is….

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Posted in:NURSES

2023

09

Jan

Girl Gets Dressed and Other Youtube Shorties of the Day

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Big Flexer

What Girl Does She Want to Be

Christmas Tree Legs

People of the World are Weird….Girl Recreates the Wednesday Dance…

Goth Girl in a Short Skirt….

Gym Shorts

Awkward Mom Does a Dance

Posted in:TIKTHOT|Videos

2023

09

Jan

Christina Ricci Got Them Tits On Of the Day

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Christina Ricci may be old as shit and this selfie of her giant head may be terrifying, like some kind of bad trip on what you thought was MDMA where everyone at the rave turns into BOBBLE heads or SKELETONS or some shit….the EYES all dead because they are likely a filter, the face all sunken in despite being smoothed over by what must be a filter, almost like she’s a skeleton…..

BUT…Christina Ricci and her tits are a legend in some parts. I know dudes who are likely in their 40s now, who grew up on her, who thought she was the best thing ever, and who loved her big tits, during her weird goth phase….

I remember dudes I knew being so upset when Ricci developed an eating disorder and felt like the tits were ruining her look, cutting off the big sloppies in a breast reduction surgery, and not donating the tit to the pervers…

She basically fell off the map for the last 15 years, but came back in a few hit Netflix shows, including Wednesday that was potentially based on her version of Wednesday, which was a big thing when Ricci was a child star, before she was a big titty indie film star, before she cut off the tits in what we’ll call a period of psychosis that probably stemmed from being a child star…..

And now she’s back, showing off the smaller tit, in lace, like they are her original big tits, but they aren’t…I’ll still look…because I support the small tit community…even when it’s voluntary small tit, the opposite of most girls on their titty journey…because that’s how rich and famous people operate…with no care in the world…cutting off tits that most girls need for their quest for fame…almost cocky really.

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2023

09

Jan

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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I don’t know if the milky tit fetish is a marketing campaign to get people into the traditional life of reproducing by making it a hot fetish, you know like creampies but more rewarding because you’ll have your genetic line live on as a better version of yourself or some shit…turn it into a fetish and they’ll come running to that lifestyle…

I don’t know if the milky tit fetish is a fetish because people aren’t breading and it’s exciting for the non breeders to see what a breeder tit does….you know like the great unknown next leveling masturbation material with new and exciting things…even if those things are as old as time because milky tits were needed for our species to survive…but maybe people weren’t as perverted about it.

I don’t know if the milky tit fetish is just women feeling undesirable because they took the breeding route, trying to fit in with the OnlyFans era of selling nudes, knowing milky tits are a hook…you some FOMA of not being allowed to the party because they’ve got kids and responsibilities like a BOOMER….since the general population doesn’t breed….

I just know married dudes get excited by their chicks having milk filled tits, not even for the delicious nutritional value, but because the tits they love and married sized the fuck up, so maybe that’s what’s making these ladies want to share…

I just find the whole thing impressive since I was under the conspiracy that the vaccine made everyone infertile, making milky tits a thing for ROBOTS in the labs, but apparently HUMANS still do it….and that’s always exciting. ISN’T IT.

Titty stunts. Fun.

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Posted in:Lactating

2023

06

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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I hope you don’t spend your weekend taking a bite out of life, you know leaving the house to find adventures and experiences, leaving your mark on life like your hemorrhoids leave marks on your underwear, or like how you wish a woman would let you leave your mark on her face, but you’re not one of those people who has sex….

but rather that you spend it mindlessly staring at a screen, having it send you subliminal messages and propaganda that dumbs you down, so that you keep forgetting how good taking a bite out of life, you know, making memories doing shit can be….

Instead, just sit there drooling on yourself full retard….

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2023

06

Jan

Selena Gomez Fat Tits in a See Through Shirt of the Day

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I figure Selena Gomez in a sheer tank top, or beater, showing off her nipples like girls did in the 90s, is worth looking at, because there will be a time when the chipmunk faced, pudgy, bloated, starlet sold to the industry at a young age, and thus now is medicated after her handlers diagnosed her crazy….will no longer be with us….

She has lupus, her kidney isn’t her, she’s on borrowed time and I figure you need to sexualize her before her chronic disease gets too advanced that you feel bad jerking off to her new big tits….you know like when you go to the palliative. ward to find some barely responsive, half dead pussy to have sex with in hopes you don’t get arrested or fired from your job as an orderly…..it’s not something you’re proud of and better to get down with it pre death…so here it is.

She’s also got a bunch of big girl with a muff gut, showing off her fat upper pussy in a bikini pictures going viral that you can see if you LICK HERE!!!!

Posted in:Selena Gomez

2023

06

Jan

Hailee Steinfeld Bra of the Day

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Hailee Steinfeld is poosing with either a new dog, or just a small dog and she’s doing it in a solid way, the way you’d want a puppy to be showcased on the internet, LONGSLIDE her puppies, and by puppies I mean tits, there was a time when tits were called puppies…I am old…leave me alone…eventually we all become dad jokes…

The point of the story is that the made in Hollywood, not on Social Media girl is playing up her hotness like a social media girl, since that’s the only way to compete.

She’s not selling ass pics on OnlyFans yet, she doesn’t have to financially, but it’s not about finances for a lot of these girls, it’s about staying relevant so they keep getting cast in their mainstream movies….and if selling ass pics is the way to be relatable, to be part of the pop culture, then she’ll do it….I am sure since it’s her job to be part of the pop culture…even when it shifts to porn…

She’s dipping a toe in the sleazy content presented as not so sleazy…it’s a puppy reveal…with her puppies…that’s it….

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Posted in:Hailee Steinfeld

2023

06

Jan

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

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On/Off’s are amazing because they basically cater to all our needs as men. We see women out there in clothes, we want to see them not wearing clothes, it makes us feel like we’re winning something by getting that exclusive look, even when it is not exclusive but rather for the millions of strangers who may come across it on the internet, it still speaks to our souls….

Then the more bitter, cynical, jaded, impotent, high estrogen, low testosterone, selective, with fake high standards knowing that even the ugliest of the ugly won’t fuck us, but we still have to dissect every little imperfection like we’re doing quality control no one asked and no one is paying us to do, appreciate the on/off so we can see where we are being lied to….is it padded bra, is it shapewear….on/offs take all the ifs out of the equation and bring us facts…I mean besides the FACT that they could be photoshopped but that’s a whole other level of picky that I just don’t bother with…

Point is, On/Offs for the win…something for everyone…the best…my favorite. Now all you clothed bitches out there….GET NAKED.

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Posted in:OnOff

2023

06

Jan

Rita Ora Bikini Upskirt of the Day

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I am the kind of guy who zooms in on crotch shots, or on crotches in general when they are featured in a bikini photo….

I think it has something to do with my facial recognition blindness, where I can’t decipher a Scary face from a not so scary face….so I go to the pussy to make sure it’s a pussy.

I guess some dudes look at tits, I look at cunt are….I mean I do it in person too…’My eyes are up here”…..”WAY UP”….Friendly Giant shit…because on the way to their eyes, that you can’t make contact with if you’re an actual Asperger…you gotta stop at the tits along the way…

Anyway, that’s a lot of words to say “I zoom in on the cunt” and Rita’s cunt in her white bikini looks lumpy….could be from marriage to that New Zealand Tittaki Cohen, or it could be a fold in the suit because the pussy ain’t fat enough, or it could be a growth from all the men we know she’s had and ultimately, it doens’t matter because that’s a bit of labia or mound and it’s better than nothin’….

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