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2014

07

Feb

Drunk Midget Shits and Pisses his Pants of the Day

I guess his little liver couldn’t handle the self hatred in being a midget that leads to alcoholism, and just makes being a midget all that much worse, because shitting your pants and walking the streets is more humiliating that having midget limbs and living the midget life…a life good for porn..but a life where you’re just a novelty people laugh at…

This is some sad clown shit and I love it…it needs it’s own TV show…

Posted in:Videos

2014

07

Feb

Pam Anderson’s Got Hep C Hair of the DAy

Thanks to the whole Woody Allen thing, I asked the public, my friends, fans and admirers….my internet Valentines and haters…who they would have wanted to be molested by when they were 7…because as someone who doesn’t remember if he was molested, doesn’t care if he was molested, and doesn’t like hearing the drama from people who have been molested, I am heartless when it comes to age old issues great minds have been diddling for generations..like it is the foundation of humanity or some shit…not that 7 year olds, even orphans no one cares about but that get adopted to feed some spoiled Lindsay Lohan of her Generations ego…..

And more than one person said Pam Anderson…because I probably talk to a lot of 30 year olds…or even 40 year olds…cuz being 7 when Pam Anderson mattered would make you pretty fucking old…but not as old as Pam Anderson…someone dying of liver disease who cut off all her hair…because looking like a porn granny on her way to go knitting with a dick in her battered asshole…who you can almost take seriously..is her new look…unless of course she’s got cancer…and this is her cancer hair…in which case..I’m an asshole…but you already knew that…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Pam Anderson

2014

07

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

My favorite thing about Friday is not reading people’s excitement that it is Friday….it is not that the bars I frequent get filled with suburbanite bridge and tunnel idiots…those people are the best when drunk and confused…it’s that I know my wife is going to try to make me hang with her – when all I am going to want to do is hang with hookers…it’s a very complicated life I live…but drinking gets me through it…barely but good enough to not be dead even if I want to be…

Here are some morning LINKS….

Nicki Minaj Took her Weave Out…I Prefer Her Ass
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Charlie Sheen Calls Ashton Kutcher Out for Being a Little Bitch
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Tight Dresses…
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Some Whore With Big Tits
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Hey Girl – It’s Bath Time!
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Some Gay Olympics Ad – Cuz Canada is like Mackelmore – Milking a Cause
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The Best 15 Dollars Money Can Buy
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GIRLS GONE WILD!!
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A Grown Man and Child Review the Lego Movie
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Valentine vixens for hire- XXX and 34DDD -? GO

Beyonce is Racist
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Last night, I saw a Things I’ve Never Seen Before on this Site
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

07

Feb

Laura Vandervoort Hates DrunkenStepfather

Here’s a flashback Friday from a bitch who is half naked in Maxim and half naked in some other cable TV show she got cast in because she’s’ not talented enough to carry herself as a legitimate actress and instead has been convinced or has convinced herself that getting naked is what makes her a serious actress…because she knows if she didn’t get naked…she wouldn’t have a career and that fame she craved would be replaced with working in a strip club in canada…you know it’s about priorities and knowing where you stand…let her be a leader to us all…

TO SEE HER IN MAXIM HALF NAKED CLICK HERE

Posted in:Videos

2014

06

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

Three fat girls sharing a tuna sandwich is the closest I’ll get to live lesbian porn today…but it was still more interesting than the piss covered homeless dude masturbating next to me to the scene…

All this to say the mall sucks…Here are some stepLINKS

Scarjo is a Monster Without Make-Up
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Farrah Abraham Raped!
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Ashley Tisdale in her Padded Bra
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Top 10 Hottest Sochi Olympians…
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Slut of the Day
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10 Amazon Shows Ready to Be Streamed
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Dakota Johnson’s Hot as Fuck for Elle Promoting 50 Shades of Grey…
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Olivia Munn Promoting Robocop
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Burn Your Bra Today!
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Before They Were Stars – The Oscars Edition
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Laura Vandervoort Zizzles in Maxim….
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Little Girls Experiences Rain for the First Time…
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I Want to Get Anastasia Ashley’s Palm Tree Cum Covered
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Bartender Has Some Sexy Legs….Weird….
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24 Famous Chicks with Dimples
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Lily Aldridge is a Giant Tampon
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Micaela Schaefer Naked
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Alicia Silverstone’s Got Saggy Hard Nipple Mom Hippie Tits and They Freak Me Out
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Selena Gomez Quit Rehab like Bieber Quit Her
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Worst Video Ever….
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The Gayest Ad Ever
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Sarah Hyland Cleavage
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That’s Some Hot Coffee…
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Girls in Towels
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Emilia Clarke in WSJ
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Hannibal Season 2 Trailer
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Paz De La Huerta Nude
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Nerd Porn….
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Drive Thru Hearing Names Prank
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Worst Valentines Day Gift Ever
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Tara Lipinski Maxim….
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Misheard Song Lyrics…Part 4
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Paris Hilton is the New Angelyne
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Alexa Vega Cleavage….
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52 Animal Impressions Using Household Objects…
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Words of Wisdom from Demi Lovato
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Best Of Matt Damon’s Reddit Interview
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Naked Actor Named Femi Benussi
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LeAnn Rimes Bikini Butt Crack
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Rickshaw Stunt Fail
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Vanessa Hudgens Hiking in a Sports Bra…
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Olivia Munn in a Dress
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Extreme Fitness is Crazy
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Phones are More Important Than Sex
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So Many Girls in Bikinis
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Genesis Rodriguez Has Hot Instagram Pics
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197 SI Swimsuit GIFS
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5 Crazy News Stories about Sochi
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Cable Nudity!!
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Post Colonoscopy Farts!
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The Best Designed Sex Toys Ever
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Spread Asshole
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Fuck a Manual Transmission
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Squishy Looking Natural Babe
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Today in Anal Fisting!
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Beer in Gaping Asshole
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Cam Girl and her Hitachi
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Big Tits Underwater!
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Russian Selfie in the Field
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Girl Masturbates With a Hair Brush
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4 Hot Chicks Sucking Prolapsed Assholes
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Sluts on an Exercise Bike
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Girl in the Bath
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Romantic Masturbation!
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Last night, I saw a Things I’ve Never Seen Before on this Site…With Girls I Fell In Love With…
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SOME AMAZING OBNOXIOUS SHIRTS
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Tila Tequila Backdoored and Squirting
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FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW ON INSTAGRAM
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

06

Feb

Miley’s Latest Nipple of the Day

Oh So Scanadlous…and boring…

I like how W Magazine is milking this story like it was an impotent man’s prostate in a brothel..you know long and drawn out because it’s the only way the motherfucker can cum…it’s like put on picture out of her nipple everyday until people don’t care…even though people don’t care…because she’s over exposed and not the Miley of the past…but even as an over exposed, boring, not so hot, basic titty bitch…she’s still rich as fuck, successful, has a solid fan base and lives the good life and I’d totally K-fed her, not so much for the good life..but because even when looking like a little boy, she’s more womanly than most of the things I’ve stuck my dick into…not to mention…hanging with Billy Ray’s been a lifelong dream of mine…no way, I’d do it for the good life!

Oh – Apparently these nipples are for Vogue Germany – I can’t keep track…

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2014

06

Feb

Anne Hathaway Cameltoe of the Day


Apparently these Anne Hathaway’s favorite spandex pants… SHE’S WORN THEM BEFORE maybe that’s why her pussy keeps eating them…it’s like that motherfucker can’t get enough of them…maybe they are a movie producer or the people at the Academy who voted for her win…you know rub that pussy all over that shit…because all I see is camel toe….

Stinky….

You’d think at her level of celebrity, she’d never bee seen in the same pants jacked up her cunt twice…

Maybe she is just like one of us…a slob like one of us…a stranger on the bus…no, she’s Anne Hathaway.

To see the rest of the pics click here

Posted in:Anne Hathaway

2014

06

Feb

Hannah Ferguson is the New Sports Illustrated Rookie of the Day

Hannah Ferguson is a virtually unknown model, with a pretty non existent following, that we can assume was created by Trump, her modelling agency, who imported her from her Military parents in Texas, and groomed her to be one of his money makers, by lending her to Sports Illustrated to be one of their Rookie’s of the Year, a picture they put out to generate some buzz about their magazine…because that is the kind of press money can’t really buy, it’s just good old fashioned media manipulation…

Here’s some pics from her instagram…because you’ll be seeing more of her, not that it’s a bad thing.

Posted in:Hannah Ferguson

2014

06

Feb

Gisele Bundchen for Porter Magazine of the Day

I feel weird looking at all these moms…it reminds me of all those failed masturbation attempts in the Starbucks bathroom after watching one too many girls order a latte…oh no, I feel more weird about the fact that she may have been born with testicles like she was Hilary Clinton….

I am surprised this mom is still modelling, but she looks better and more feminine than ever. maybe the baby making jacked up her estrogen, maybe being 100 years old slowed down her metabolism, maybe it doesn’t matter, but what does matter is the questionable belly button and the possible reasons for it…was she born that way, was that where they did her sex change from, so many unanswered questions…who cares.

Posted in:Gisele Bundchen

2014

06

Feb

Dana Wright Hot and Grimy for American Apparel of the Day


Dana Wright is my friend…

I’ve met her on at least two different occasions. We have each other’s numbers. We are on each other’s facebook and I like to think we hit it off in a way that was on some higher level spiritual shit…I am talking soul mate shit that will involve me being invited to all her birthday parties, weddings, abortions, all night dance parties…and naps…maybe she’ll even let me watch her have sex, both anal or vaginal, protected or unprotected, with scrubby hipster dudes and people in bands a like…because that’s what friends who met twice do…and even if it doesn’t happen…I have her grimy unphotoshopped American Apparel pics…that are raw as fuck…and totally representative of how dirty she can get…but not as representative of how dolled up and glamorous she can get…but still fucking perfect enough to jerk off to…

I am a fan. I would like her autograph. Via a glory hole….with her cum dripping off my face…that stains my shirt…so I never forget.

Posted in:Dana Wright