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2014

06

Feb

Dana Wright Hot and Grimy for American Apparel of the Day


Dana Wright is my friend…

I’ve met her on at least two different occasions. We have each other’s numbers. We are on each other’s facebook and I like to think we hit it off in a way that was on some higher level spiritual shit…I am talking soul mate shit that will involve me being invited to all her birthday parties, weddings, abortions, all night dance parties…and naps…maybe she’ll even let me watch her have sex, both anal or vaginal, protected or unprotected, with scrubby hipster dudes and people in bands a like…because that’s what friends who met twice do…and even if it doesn’t happen…I have her grimy unphotoshopped American Apparel pics…that are raw as fuck…and totally representative of how dirty she can get…but not as representative of how dolled up and glamorous she can get…but still fucking perfect enough to jerk off to…

I am a fan. I would like her autograph. Via a glory hole….with her cum dripping off my face…that stains my shirt…so I never forget.

Posted in:Dana Wright

2014

06

Feb

Izabel Goulart Does Squats of the Day

Izabel Goulart has a hard face…but more importantly a hard fucking body that she works on everyday and produces videos of to either promote her qualities and her “good” or marketable parts…or maybe it’s to promote fitness to young girls who think models are just born this way and don’t work at it via working out or doing tons of drugs and starving themselves…but I like to think she’s promoting men using social media for masturbation purposes…because that’s all I see going on here.

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2014

06

Feb

Ireland Baldwin and Gigi Hadid Lesbianism of the Day

Ireland Baldwin is pretty clever…unlike other high school or college girls…she figured out that her parents are rich and that college can wait…she’s only a thin enough 6 foot tall 18 year old once…make it fucking count..

So she signed with a major modelling agency, that I am sure her family had nothing to do with, and now she tours Europe and hangs with models like this Guess model GIGI HADID …posting it as hard as she can to instagram…because she wants people to know she has friends….who are models…because by association that makes her a model…or at least someone who likes to cry for attention…

Either way, I am into it.

Posted in:Gigi Hadid|Ireland Baldwin

2014

06

Feb

Kaili Thorne Nude and Covered in Body Paint of the Day


I am a massive KAILI THORNE FAN…even though Kaili Thorne barely exists, I just like that she comes from a Jackson type family that pumps out kids, gives them stupid names and throws them to the hollywood marketplace to get jobs…

Some land Disney and others hit the art scene doing some fabricated high concept lesbians hipster feminist art…that these young people think is revolutionary…like when they throw up paint on canvases to represent negative body image int he media and bulimia…only the period blood version…

I just care that she’s naked, like the other feminist girls, only better, because unlike the other feminist girls, I want to see this one naked…

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2014

06

Feb

Rita Ora is Proud of her Spandex Pants of the Day

Rita Ora was some mixed race mutt used to replace Rihanna who I guess never had to replace Rihanna, at least not yet, and who probably won’t ever replace Rihanna, not because Rihanna is irreplaceable, but because she’s still relevant, people love her, and her unstable exhibitionist shit that makes boys beat her the fuck up still makes money…and when she does fall off…there will probably be a new Rihanna being trained to step in…leaving this one in LA all British and confused as to why she never really hit or never really mattered…But she is in leggings..and that must count for something..

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2014

06

Feb

Martha Hunt for Free People Lingerie of the Day

Martha Hunt is a Victoria’s Secret model and I guess free agent being used by Free People, some other lingerie company to promote their lingerie for Valentine’s day that I posted last week..

Shit’s all romantic and a reminder that if you have a wife, she’s probably not wearing Free People lingerie, because they don’t make it in her fat size, and more importantly, she doesn’t look like Martha Hunt, because she is fat sized…and if you do things right, you’re going to pretend Valentine’s Day didn’t happen, just so that you don’t get her a gift, hoping it will motivate her to leave you, but more importantly to keep her emotional damaged enough to keep eating, so she never leaves you…or if that she does leave you…like she was Martha Hunt and you were Victoria’s Secret…

Posted in:Martha Hunt

2014

06

Feb

Dude Gets Slammed by a Snow Plow of the Day

It’s winter motherfuckers…and this is just one of the friendly reminders from the overpaid snow removal staff that it fucking sucks…I guess they figure if they are out in the cold shovelling snow like idiots, you should suffer too, because the seasonal depression, weight gain and hibernation because your life fucking sucks and you’re freezing isn’t enough…

I can relate to this video.

Posted in:Videos

2014

06

Feb

Eliza Sys Naked for Fashion of the Day

There comes a time in every models life…where she has to get naked for fashion…

For Eliza Sys, it already happened IN THIS AMAZING TITTY SHOOT ….and IN THIS AMAZING TITTY SHOOT ….making me think that today’s amazing titty shoot is not all that amazing at all, but rather what this model does, like it’s her schtick, she’s a one trick, titty exposing in artistic style photos, trick…which is the second best kind of trick you can have…while the first best trick you can have is one you can pay for sex.

Either way, she’s Belgian, she’s barely a working model, but she’s hungry enough to know what moves to make, and I’m hungry enough to watch….

Posted in:Eliza Sys

2014

06

Feb

Doutzen Kroes Pregnant With Second Kid – Here’s a Tribute To Her of the Day

At risk of sounding racist…and based strictly on my observations visiting the local walmart..where I am stuck in line behind young, fat, white single mothers with 50 shades of brown babies…black guys love knocking up white girls…

I guess there is no exception to the rule when it comes to the rich, famous, supermodel variety of white girl…and the black DJs who might as well be white who married them…

Because Doutzen Kroes is pregnant for a second time…and here is a little tribute of what was, before the second baby ravages her like it was Woody Allen and her body was 7…leaving her a mess or a stretched out shell of what she once was…from Vogue Brazil June 2013

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2014

06

Feb

Elsa Hosk Nipples and The Amfar Awards Happened Last Night of the Day

I guess it’s New York fashion week, because a bunch of models were at the AmfAR event, which is some gay / AIDS event….because before Mackelmore, the Fashion industry had the gay market on lock, it’s where they work, where they play, it’s the pot of gold where all the Rainbows end…and AIDS, even if created in a lab to kill off the gays and the poor by the government, is something we should keep fighting, even if I am convinced a cure exists (Magic Johnson), but the pharma industry can’t put it out there, because it makes them too much fucking money not to…while making these Charities, that can put on 100 million dollar events for pretty people to think they are doing their part instead of giving 100 million dollars to the cause…because along with their executives having high salaries, and their offices being high rent, charities are the biggest fucking scam…and in being a scam…everyone who is anyone in fashion was there…from Victoria’s Secret models…to…well Victoria’s Secret models…since they are the only bitches we care about…oh and Ireland Baldwin…unlike most open bar parties – there was not enough vomit everywhere…

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