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2013

06

Dec

Taking the Bus in Russia of the Day

In case you didn’t know…Russia is the center of the world…it is where everything good on the internet comes from…and who knows…the Russians…as primitive as they pretend to be…all free from communist and into basic human instinct…like drinking heavy, selling beautiful women, and making billions through corruption, with as many girls and being the hardest motherfuckers in Adidas track pants ever…

It’s amazing…but if you don’t like that – here’s a father hitting a kid with a ski on the ski hill after his kid gets smoked…

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2013

06

Dec

Lindsay Lohan Bikini Selfie of the Day

The bad thing about being in Miami is knowing that Lindsay Lohan is here, in her bikini, because I love Lindsay Lohan and all she has to offer the world…

But the other thing about Lindsay Lohan, in her bikini, barely showing off that bod as she’s suffocating her tits, with some dude I guess she’s fucking, let’s call him number 1478, because when it comes to Lohan’s vagina, shit is like a factory turnstile, just counting to see how many people have rolled through….I want to be 1479.

The last and most important bad thing about Lohan in her bikini, is not the smell, but rather seeing her on her phone, intentionally ignoring me, hiding from me, acting too cool for me and hurting my feelings…because all it would take is two minutes of her time to set up a little cuddle session for old times…

Lohan, we are in the same city, I feel your presence…the connected at the soul force is too much and it’s glorious…no wait..that’s just my hangover dripping down my leg…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2013

06

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The best thing about Miami so far has been trying to find Lohan to propose to her…I couldn’t find her so I settled on a 50 year old toothless black homeless chick who hadn’t showered in days..but I didn’t really propose to her…I just paid her to let me piss on her…drunk on the sun….

Here are some morning links..

Girls in Tight Dresses
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Amanda Bynes Lives and Is Amazing
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THe Fake Paris Hilton Howie Mandela RIP
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Paz de la Huerta Lives…
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Joanna Krupa VS Nina Agdal
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Shirtless Germans Videobomb News
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DO YOU LIKE GIRLS…CUZ THIS IS WHERE THEY ARE.
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Fails of the Week
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5 Comments People Need to Keep to Themselves
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

06

Dec

Lauren is the Babe of the Day

This girl is Lauren ….and she’s a magical fucking adventure in poor decisions if you’re a religious person…which you know I am not…but rather a firm believer that sins make the world go round…that’s why I am drunk right now…but more importantly that sex..is not a fucking sin and either is nudity…it’s our human nature…and nothing to be ashamed of….unless you have a dad…because dad’s generally don’t approve of dudes getting off to their daughters…unless those dad’s are me…because I think if I made it, I’d want to share it…

TO SEE LAUREN GET MORE HARDCORE CLICK HERE

Posted in:NSFW|X-Art

2013

05

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

Things are weird in Florida. I just saw Santa land in a helicopter while a bunch of prison escapee looking meth addicts in Christmas t-shirts…picked their scabs as their ghetto kids ate cotton candy…

I also found out the price of rub and tugs, spoke about anal virginity and at least three girls told me how wet they can get…

Is it a Christmas Miracle…or is this just the way it is…stay tuned for more…this story is to be continued…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Nurse 3D is the Trailer of the Day
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Burn You Bras
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Reese Witherspoon Ass in Jeans
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Fired Lingerie Model Not in Lingerie
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9 Inspiring Nelson Mandela Youtube Vids
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Nina Dobrev for Vampire Diaries…
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Jewel’s Big Old Tits…Literally
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Santa Claus Fail Compilation
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Chloe Sims Panty Flash
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Amanda Seyfried Bright Eyed and Not So Hot
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Claudia Romani Ass Out in Miami
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VIDEO: Arizona Fan Gets Kicked In The Face. Brawl Ensues. So Awesome
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Hard Nipple Gallery
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Every Movie Trailer from 2013 Mash-Up
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Girls You Should Fear
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Time Lapse of Earth from ISS
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Selena Gomez Works That Ass Good!
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Russian Cock Roach Prank
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Penny Mathis is Half Naked and Ok
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Dogs Perform Little Drummber Boy
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Paris Hilton Nelson Mandela Death Fail
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23 News Stations that Fucked Up…
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Courtney COX and SOme Monster
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Today in Redheads
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Just an Ordinary Chinook Helicopter Drive By
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Epic Home Made Spanish Soap
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Adriana Lima, Addicted To Coke?
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Perez Hilton’s Gay Reality Show
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India Reynolds Lingerie Selfie
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Josephine Skriver Topless
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Brooke Candy’s Nasty TITS and Video
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Janice Dickinson Sucking Face…
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Some Chick Named Margot Robbie in a Bikini
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The Sluttiest Pics of the New Wonder Woman
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Some Paul Walker Video Tribute!
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Tulisa Panty Flash
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Funny Firing of the Day
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WE LIKE TO ROCK THE PUSSY WITH THESE
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DO YOU LIKE GIRLS…CUZ THIS IS WHERE THEY ARE.
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Porn – GOOD FUCKING TIMES
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Curly Hair Meaty Vag
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I Fucking Love This Naked Model
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This Asshole is a Star
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MAKE GIRLS SQUIRT AND LIVE FOREVER
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Some Naked Chicks Getting Naked…
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Check My Life Out in Pictures…
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Keep in Trill Like Clinton…
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VISIT THE VERY MERRY HOLIDAY ADVENT CALENDAR

Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

05

Dec

Sybian is the Very Merry Holiday Gift of the Day

You know the expression you get what you pay for, well nothing can be more true with SYBIAN …a device, that’s not a toy, but more of an installation piece crafted by engineers and the brightest minds in orgasm making….to give girls the single best experience in their life…and the craziest thing about the SYBIAN is that it is a machine to make girls cum…but it’s stylish enough to keep in the corner of your living room as a show piece…that for some reason…every single girl will want to sit on and see if it can actually make them cum through their pants…and guess what…the SYBIAN always wins..

I have been in rooms full of people, where girl after girl line up to try it, in a fun, party game setting, and that alone is worth the minimal investment, because in case you didn’t know, the girl who falls in love with the SYBIAN usually falls in love with the owner…

PHOTOS SHOT BY THE AMAZING, TALENTED, BEAUTIFUL JULIEN ARCHAMBEAULT

TO GET YOURSELF A SYBIAN IT’S AN INVESTMENT THAT PAYS OFF IN JOY VERY VERY QUICKLY CLICK HERE

NOW GO VISIT THE VERY MERRY HOLIDAY GUIDE

Posted in:stepEXCLUSIVE|stepGIRLS|stepHOLIDAY

2013

05

Dec

Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Behind the Scenes of the Day

Her name is MJ DAY and she’s the editor of SI. A website that refuses to link DrunkenStepfather because they are haters…and think we’re too awesome to links…

Well she’s been posting the behind the scene from their swimsuit shoot to instagram, but since the models are all under hush clauses and not allowed to discuss their deal, you know to keep excitement alive, so that the redneck people get legit boners like it was being seen for the first time,…

I’m more into the models being headless…It’s a fetish and a sneaky way to try to trick us into not recognizing these girls…who are always half naked and might as well not have faces to begin with…

Since I look at these chicks all day, I know at least one of them is Emily Ratajkowsi, another is Nina Agdal….

My money is on Emily Ratajkowski for the cover…here are her instagram pics…can you guess the rest of the girls? I am not a virgin loser weirdo…who obsesses over these girls, even though you would think I would be because I have this site…but I don’t even know my own name half the time, so I’ll let you work this riddle out for me.

Posted in:Sports Illustrated

2013

05

Dec

Beyonce In a Tree Like a Monkey in a Swimsuit of the Day

Beyonce posted these Jamaica bikini pics on her tumblr, that you can assume are all retouched…and it turns out that despite popular belief…Beyonce is not a bikini model…but she probably reminds you hicks of this clip from Oprah in the 80s with a racist…not because I’m racist…but because you are and it’s just the obvious joke when a black girl starts climbing around in trees joke you probably

I don’t really understand why Beyonce is compelled to show off her body…she’s worth so much fucking money, she could keep her Jamaica trip to her fucking self, it’s not like this sells albums, it just makes me think she’s addicted and starved for attention as she hits her 40s and Jay-Z hits every groupie and Rihanna around…

It’s silly…but it happened…

Posted in:Beyonce

2013

05

Dec

Rose McGowan Amazing Nudity for Apartamento Magazine of the Day

Rose McGowan, one of my favorite celebrity boobs, at least for nostalgic purposes, has recently been in this NUDE VIDEO FOR NOWNESS , which may have felt like a shitty student film, but that was pretty fucking genius enough for me, because she was naked in it…and I am a fan of that nakedness, or any excuse for Nakedness, even if her nudity is something I was a little more into 17 years ago…when she wasn’t in her 40s…but even at 40…

I am sure Rose McGowan is more than just tits, she’s always been lovely to me…I’m sure she’s got a great personality and a lot to offer…but that’s not something we can really focus on in these pics..because these pics…are about the tits…and I’m ok with that.

Posted in:Rose McGowan

2013

05

Dec

Karlie Kloss Money Shot of the Day

Karlie Kloss is hands down my least favorite Victoria’s Secret model..she’s really freakishly tall and really freakishly skinny and weird looking and she totally freaks me the fuck out when walking the runway…but for some reason seeing her bending over like this is probably the best she’s seen her…it’s her money shot, her peak, the best she’s ever done…this is her breakthrough…or maybe I am just a little too into seeing girls bending over so I can surprise attack them….

Who know…but more importantly, who fucking cares.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Karlie Kloss