No idea when it is from…or if it is a real fight or more of a perfomance art on the street piece because these crackheads nothing better to do..I just know…it’s the best thing I’ve seen all week…and I am glad it happened.
Posted in:Videos
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2013
30
Oct
Mel B’s Fit Mom Body Titty Grab of the Day
You know as much as I am not into Mel B Scary Spice now that she’s old as fuck and insignificant as she lives off her Spice Girl Money from Yesteryear…I still masturbated to her nipples in their first music video and that makes me feel like we have some kind of unrequited love that never materialized…but still happened on my end…
Not to mention, she has a ripped, athletic, thanks to her black side of her mixed race ass, because white people genetically fall apart after baby making…while this body keeps going and going…illegit baby after illegit baby…like she was built to reproduce…all fertile and shit…as her husband fondles her tits for the paparazzi…in one of the classier, we’re still horny thanks to all the hormone therapy we are on moments..
I mean as much as I don’t want to like this ass in a bikini…because it is old and expired…if this was a different era…I’d totally let her into the house…
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Posted in:Uncategorized
2013
30
Oct
Maryna Linchuk in some Chantelle Lingerie of the Day
Straight from the slums of Belarus, here’s war torn 26 year old, too young for Communist, too tall for webcam modelling, human trafficked into the fashion scene instead, Maryna Linchuk, who you probably don’t know, and won’t know after today, because she’s in underwear in what are probably catalog pictures, and like all catalog pictures, are boring as fuck, totally uneventful, standard, even obvious….that don’t make noise, that don’t put names on maps, that don’t upset or disrupt shit, and that aren’t even good enough to jerk off to, but she’s still in underwear and I think that counts for something…sure something insignificant…but still something
Posted in:Maryna Linchuk
2013
30
Oct
Monica Bellucci in for Vanity Fair Tits of the Day
Italians fucking love this busty MONICA BELLUCCI she’s port to them……I think it is because she is one of their own and unlike most Italian wives she’s curvy and has sex appeal, and isn’t’ 400 pounds and full of pasta and meat balls, growing a little Mario moustache because that’s what happens when you give the fuck up and decide to have a dozen kids because that’s what the POPE wants…
I guess it’s up on some Jewish dudes who just met a hot Jewish girl, it’s like some Holy Grail shit, that will make the family proud if they are good enough at seducing them into marriage and babies..
I mean people generally like their own kind, and in some parts of the deep south, that means fucking family members…it’s just basic genetics…but even though I am not Italian, I can say, this old set of tits, is fucking glorious in her Vanity Fair shoot…and that’s why I am posting it…
Posted in:Monica Bellucci
2013
30
Oct
Janice Dickinson’s Panty Flash of the Day
I think this panty flash happened a few days ago, but really doesn’t matter, especailly when I am just excited to see ZOMBIE TITS making an attention seeking comeback around Halloween…which is appropriate…because that is a ZOMBIE’S favorite time of year….all undead and shit…with dried up genitals some of you may be glad she’s keeping covered up to mask the sight and scent of rotting flesh…but that I am pretty sad about…because I like people, especially attention seeking ex-models in their 90s, at least that’s what their droopy, falling off the bones skin, age I assume she is…to go all out with their flashing…but I’ll still stare at this shit, because it would be rude to not take in this kind of gift sent from vagina heaven…
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Posted in:Janice Dickinson
2013
30
Oct
Miley Cyrus Pumpkin Carving Porn of the Day
Miley Cyrus is a pumpkin artist, some may even call her a visionary or an idiot savant with no formal art training but who creates such masterpieces…on her canvas that is pumpkins…work, if you can even call it that, that involves a girl getting eaten out by another girl, fun and a dude fucking a girl from behind, topped up with 420 with a Marijuana leaf…that you’d expect to find on some dude’s pick-up truck in middle America cuz weed is so cool…
People are giving her attention, thinking she’s so wild and crazy and naughty, while I would just be driving through Hollywood looking for the house these are outside of, to try to perform the pumpkin acts on Miley, since I think she’s amazing.
I am not really one of those people who cares that her fan base is 12, and that this is too crazy for them to be exposed to, because this is the internet, and girls lose their virginity at 9 years old now…
We’re all fucking desensitized, broken, some of us are just better at monetizing it…and if anything all this does is make me sad that Festive Miley isn’t craving pumpkins in my bed, and by carving pumpkins I mean showing me to twerk…on my face…
Either way, I am a fan of her “My parent’s are getting divorced, I am some kind of money making puppet, I’m so broken and rebelling cuz I didn’t have a childhood” hustle…It’s porn to me…pumpkin porn….to me…I just hope she roasted the seeds.
Posted in:Miley Cyrus
2013
30
Oct
Some Rihanna Underwater Bikini Erotica of the Day
I am into Rihanna’s self produced erotica and I don’t know why but I know I can’t help it…I mean I know she’s not the hottest girl out there, I know that her body isn’t the greatest, I know her talent and success are pretty much totally mutually exclusive..,meaning she shouldn’t be this famous based on her singing, dancing, or even look…but in some kind of deal making with the devil…she is…
I guess that she knows it, and that is the reason she keeps up the exhibitionism, it brings back memories of her sucking the dick to the top…and even more confusing than her fame, from shanty to 22 million dollar condo in Barbados is that I buy into her bullshit….
I blame the self shot bikini pics, that are almost unnecessary because she’s so fucking famous, which makes the fact that she does them pretty hype, and I guess I am that easy to win over…
Here are the pics she just posted…while I go drink…
Posted in:Rihanna
2013
30
Oct
Weird and Emotional Guy Fieri Fight of the Day
I mean I knew Guy Fieri had some of the worst hair around, but he doesn’t need to be a gay basher about it, even if kicking him out of the car, probably after asking for a blow job, because you can never trust a man with that much product in his hair, at least not when it comes to getting blow jobs from dudes, because this kinda reminds me of every hooker I’ve hired who got a little too comfortable, you know all settled in and not leaving the SUV…
Either way, mad homo and filled with love…I think this is actually gay foreplay.
Posted in:Videos
2013
30
Oct
Francesa Eastwood Upskirt of the Day
My new fetish is Francesa Eastwood….and really any celebrity daughter…because there’s something magical about a girl who was raised by a dad who fucked all kinds of girls while with and divorced from her mother…who lived the rockstar life full of booze and drugs in front of them…who was so caught up in his own shit to give them any real attention…but new money enough to just throw cash their way to shut them up and encourage them to do fun things since actors pulled off the biggest scam ever…making money off playing make-belief and thinking they were more important than God for it…which makes for a very amazing dynamic…especially when it is flashing it’s hot and colourful panties…I am into this.
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Posted in:Francesa Eastwood
2013
30
Oct
Coco Smothering a Beach Ball of the Day
Some fat chick posted something on her Facebook about how girls with fat asses are healthier than girls with not fat asses thanks to misreading the article and not realizing that they didn’t mean a girl who was 100 pounds overweight with a fat ass, but rather a girl with a fat ass in proportion to her stomach…something that doesn’t really apply to this fat ass, because her fat ass is implants…but that still made me laugh, but not as much as seeing Coco choke out this beach ball like it killed one of her relatives, too big and old to pull this off, yet still doing this, because either she’s a fetish model, or maybe she just needs the male attention, and for some reason I am totally into the ridiculousness in it…
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Posted in:Coco