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2013

14

Oct

Kesha is Alright at Instagram of the Day

Kesha may be the worst dumpy pile of talentless shit to ever get a record deal thanks to her homie Katy Perry sleeping her way into a record deal and bringing her bestie up with her….but she’s on a mission I can support…you know like it was the 60s and she was NASA trying to get to the moon or some other major event…when all of America would come together and unite over things…before the internet turned us all into self absorbed selfie taking cunts aggressively promoting ourselves on instagram for followers like we fucking matter…an activity that makes going to parties, weddings, pretty much anywhere fucking annoying, but that on the flip side brings a whole lot of slutty pics to me…so I can’t hate…I mean even the uglies, like Ke$ha in her school girl, porn inspired, lower titty and ass flash…with the right filter and at the right angle…crying for the same amount of attention….and I am into it…as much as I hate saying it…

Posted in:Kesha

2013

14

Oct

Nina Agdal for Beach Bunny Swimwear of the Day

Beach Bunny is a bathing suit company that doesn’t pay their models…because they are either owned by Sports Illustrated, or that’s part of their ad deal…because every single one of their campaigns involves one of the Sports Illustrated girls…whether it is Kate Upton on the beach looking’ for food, because that’s what she does…or Irina Shayk thanking her gay boyfriend she beards for getting her in the magazine thanks to his high powered sports agents to get her in Sports Illustrated because Sports Illustrated is owned by the athletes they feature….to this Nina bitch, who is retarded looking, making me think she’s more of a wish foundation storyline, or a retard work program storyline, rather than a sleeping with the photographer, editor and publisher storyline…

For the record, I don’t just hate SI because they hate me…I hate SI because of their poor quality work, photos, models even if it comes with tons of hype and works on the middle american retard who doesn’t know any better because he’s a middle american retard and the Swimsuit issue is the only porn to his good natured, Christian, sad self…

Either way, here she is posing in the bathing suits….that can’t mask the smell of Adam Levine on her pussy….and here I am giving them a free fucking ad. This is all part of the reason I hate myself and think I should end it all right now….

Posted in:Nina Agdal

2013

14

Oct

Jimmy Kimmel Takes Blind People Shooting of the Day

I haven’t figured out how I feel about Jimmy Kimmel…he’s a bit of a muppet idiot and I don’t generally find him funny, but his team has successfully penetrated the internet….and figured out how to use their big budget ABC PR people to make shit go viral…but he’s also successfully penetrated Sarah Silverman….

So part of me wants to hate him, part of me doesn’t care, part of me wonders why he exists, and part of me almost respects what he does…which doesn’t matter…

What matters is that people are criticizing him for taking blind people out shooting, but he’s just making a point that issuing giving gun licenses to blind people like they are in some states is insane…because it is insane…so as much as I don’t like endorsing anything…this video’s got my emoji thumbs up.

Posted in:Jimmy Kimmel|SFW

2013

14

Oct

Big Cleavage and High as Fuck Chick of the Day

If this video doesn’t change your fucking life…or make your fucking day…or give you a serious boner…because girls who are losing their shit this hard…as their big old titties hang out of their shirt are as scary as they are erotic…not because you like fat girls…but because you like crazy girls at least when it comes to sex…since they are the most fucking fun…so seeing them in their element, rolling on the ground with shit all over their faces is exciting because you know it’s just the kind of crazy your penis needs….my kind of woman…

Posted in:Videos

2013

14

Oct

Joanna Krupa is Topless of the Day

I have this theory that most girls with fake tits don’t agree with that is – if you’ve got fake tits…you don’t need to wear a shirt…because they aren’t your actual tits…but more things you just purchased and that you should so off to the world like as if they were a new shirt…or new car….and apparently Joanna Krupa agrees with me…

I mean I have the same theory for natural tits, but this is America and Tits are an attack on our Christian morals and freedoms, unlike everywhere else in the world, from Africa to Europe…which I guess works for me, and Joanna Krupa, since a titty obsessed society, makes low levels like us, who are all about brining the titty relevant…Tits get hits motherfucker and here’s old lady Joanna Krupa, the den mother of this shit…bringing it…

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Posted in:Joanna Krupa|NSFW

2013

14

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

It is Canadian Thanksgiving, which means I shouldn’t be working…but then again…pretending this is work has been an ongoing joke the last decade…so I might as well keep the lie up…so that I don’t get sucked in by society and get forced to work an actual job…I would write you an inspirational list of things I am thankful for…but the only thing I am thankful for is broken women….

Here are some stepLINKS…follow me on Instagram HERE

Sandra Bullock Raps Cuz She Has a Black Baby…
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Some Playmate Squatting
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8 More Pics of Brides Throwing Cats…
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Meg Ryan Has a Sexy Arm..
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Hot Girls in the Middle of Nowhere…
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Doutzen vs Miranda…
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How Many of You are Still Masturbating to This..
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A Short History of Alexa Vega’s Big Tits.
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Chrissy Teigan And Brooklyn Decker Shows Us Their Raspberry Vagina
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Rope Swing Fail
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Flaming Bag of Poop Fail…
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London Cosplay…
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Bitch Needs To Make Another Sex Tape
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Hot Girls Having HOT Times On Cam…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

11

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

It’s Thanksgiving Weekend in Canada…and I decided to give thanks to my wife, by leaving her….I decided to go on an adventure and try to make myself famous…because that’s what every slut wants….

Sure it may not actually happen…and I may not actually leave the comfort of my mould filled basement apartment…and soiled couch…but remember these words of wisdom…everything starts with an idea…just most of my ideas end…5 seconds later…in a what’s the point, who cares, I am tired…kinda way….I win at losing…and so can you…if you just listen to me.

Here are some stepLINKS…follow me on Instagram HERE

Girls Who Take Selfies in Cars
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Kim Kardashian is a Safe Driver
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Courtney Stodden New Mouth
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A Whole Lot of Slo Mo Boobs…
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This May Offend You….
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10 Scientific Inaccuracies in GRAVITY
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3 Halloween Costumes with Consequence
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Sylvie van der Vaart
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Her Name is Jordan Carver and She’s Doin’ an Forearm Bra….
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Nicole Scherzinger Legs and Man Face
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Kate Hudson Rock Hard Pokies
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Miley Exploits Midgets
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Girls Who Aren’t Wearing Bras…
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Hot Girls Having HOT Times On Cam…
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Sandra Bullock…Lookin’ Better
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Cool Cop Kicks Kids Out of the Park
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Miley and the Roots…
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Animals Stealing Food…
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WTF is This…
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Cat Getting Harrassed by a Bird
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Sophie Anderton in a See Through Bra…
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Whitney Able Nude in Some Movie
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Dude Humiliating Himself
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Iggy Azaelia Performs…
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I Want to Mouth Fuck Dianna Argon
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Isla Fisher in Leggings
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Genuine Family Picture of the Day
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Porn Thinks Lohan is Too Broken for Porn
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Carre Otis is a Naked Model..
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Alexa Vega Titties in a White Dress,
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The Black Guy from Hot Tub Time Machine – Arrested for E
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How to Remove a Tiger’s Tooth…
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Jenny McCarthy….Scary…
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Shia Labeouf Got Kicked in the Balls
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Taylor Momsen in Maxim
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LeAnn Rimes Did the Miley Before Miley
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Sophie Anderton Lingerie
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Girls Who Take Selfies in Mirrors
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Joanna Krupa Has an Awesome Body
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Take the Romantic Celebrity Survey
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Weirdest Video You Will See Ever…
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Big British Tits
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Prolapsed Ass
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Hot Ass Pic
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Hot Trimmed Bush
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Today in Selfies
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Subway Fingerbang!! Best Thing Ever…
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NAKED BITCHES…….
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SEX TOYS!!!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

11

Oct

stepGIRLS Wrestling in American Apparel of the Day

In case you’re not up on the stepGIRLS movement…you’re an idiot and I hate you…but more importantly, they are girls who are part of our extended family, all over 18, who we can’t get in trouble by their mom’s for falling in love with, like we were Woody Allen, because they aren’t legally bound to us, just emotionally…

In case you’re not up on the DrunkenStepfather philosophy, it’s written at the top of the page..you see we like having fun with pretty girls and sometimes we take pictures…and sometimes that fun and those pictures are inspired by wrestling…and taken in front of a 3 million dollar Riopelle painting…because sometimes we like being classy even though my life is pretty much fucking homeless…all thanks to you not making me famous,

They are wearing AMERICAN APPAREL …clothing I like to thank for making girls more open minded about no bras and nipples…and even under such violent conditions…these stepGIRLS look like an angels sent from heaven to ruin your life…because you’ll get addicted…and there is no rehab for this kind of love…

Enjoy…

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Posted in:Photos|SFW|stepEXCLUSIVE|stepGIRLS

2013

11

Oct

Chrissy Teigen’s Vagoina Raspberries of the DAy

For those of you who don’t know…Chrissy Teigen doesn’t like me….She even took to her shitty food blog to WRITE ABOUT HOW IT FEELS BEING CALLED OUT FOR BEING A GOLD MINING FAME WHORE WHO DOESN”T GET WORK AND WHO SHOULD JUST GET KNOCKED UP SO WE CAN ALL FORGET ABOUT HER …..

And now she’s giving Brooklyn Decker Vagina Raspberries, or what Bill Cosby calls Zurberts…where you press your lips on a pussy, or really any flesh and blow…

This would possibly be more exciting if these girls weren’t 100 year olds hanging onto the looks that made them money…even if those looks aren’t all that good…and more importantly…landed them dudes who make actual money…not Chrissy Teigen’s booking one job a month at 4k a day….money….

Either way…Vagina Raspberries look fun….even when has been garbage who has fallen off the rails participate…we call this “I’ll do anything for attention, just watch”….

Posted in:Chrissy Teigen

2013

11

Oct

Philosophical Question of the Day

If questions asked by attention seeking fat girls pretending to be hot by doing a cheap halloween Barbie costume everyday of her trashy, tacky, attention seeking life…rocking too much make-up…busting out of their shirt…with fake hair, fake tans and probably a belly…to go with her big stupid tits…inspires you…and makes you think “Hmmmmm…I never looked at the world from that perspective, maybe this is some higher level shit”….even though I think it’s all strategic performance for views…like a character for the internet she invented to mock real idiots…because real idiots don’t know how to make youtube pages or get followers…this is all lies…

Posted in:Videos