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2013

29

Oct

Georgia May Jagger for Terry Richardson of the Day

I am a fan of Georgia May Jagger and her model/rockstar genes, not because I’ve been a Rolling Stone fan for years and want to experience the least gay way to get to genetically the same lips as Jagger, something I am sure Gene Simmons’ daughter goes through with his crazy fans all the time….and not because I am I’m old enough to really remember Jerry Hall’s modelling, because she was working in a time when I was probably having sex with Mexican prostitutes in Mexico, and not reading the fashion magazines like some kind of poofter…I am a fan of Georgia May Jagger because she’s got a great name, and an even better look, her trust fund may also make her the kind of girl you’d want to K-Fed, but I am more into the fact that she isn’t a fame whore or gold digger, she’s got money and is just being hot for her own hustle, which to me is amazing…she was probably raised to be awesome, around cool people, in cool places, with the perfect level of daddy issues from him never being around, to understanding that guys like to spread their seed across many women…not to mention she’s been knee deep in the party forever…making her the prized fuckin hen at the county fair we call life…and I want to get her pregnant…if only the internet could make that love happen for me

Posted in:Georgia May Jagger

2013

29

Oct

Lauren Hastings Titties for Jason Lee Perry of the Day

I am Facebook friends with photographer Jason Lee Perry, so I’ve seen a lot of his pics over the years…

I am also Facebook friends with Lauren Hastings, and I have been for a very very long time, we’ve had a bunch of what were probably creepy conversations, but have never actually met in person, which is probably one of life’s great tragedies, because based on these topless pics of her, I would totally try to get her pregnant…and spend the rest of my life with her…

I think our love affair started back in 2007 when Lauren was just an LA girl doing the occasional commercial modelling job, who had her clothes stolen by Lohan, something I would totally do, if it was dirty…preferably panties, back when Lohan was just starting out with her stealing shit from people…and

It started from being ignored by her then, to being ignored by her now, we’re here…she’s worked the scene proper, has far more followers and relevance even though she’s older and I believe she’s gonna seriously, finally, hit big…and I support that because girls who ignore me turn me on the most, especially when I can stare at their titties…

She’s hot enough to pull it off, and I like staring at her hipster nudes…now I just need to figure out how to make her love me…

Here’s their lovely shoot that I want to get pregnant…

Posted in:Lauren Hastings|NSFW

2013

29

Oct

Very NSFW Adrien Broner Sex Tape of the Day

You know how it is when you’re a bored overpaid athlete…you have girls throwing themselves at you all fucking day and even when they aren’t….it’s just a matter of making a phone call…since you know as well as they know that they are just in it for the money anyways, so whether they are legit gold diggers or groupies or hookers…in your mind they are all the fucking same…and you have sex with them regardless because there is just a lot of downtime and nothin’ to do in your privileged life…

The funny thing is that girls know that Athletes are all alpha males with a lot of money, yet they jump at the opportunity to be jumped by them, like it is some kind of status thing…so weird.

The only pro athletes who aren’t out fucking random young sluts without a condom in hotel room threesomes are the weirdo Jesus freaks who play baseball, but other than that…it’s an anything goes free for all orgy filled with unwanted pregnancies, illegitimate babies and courtroom paternity test settlements…

He’s a boxer, and like many boxers before him, he’s all testosterone fueled and the bitches be ready to fuck…this was leaked to Worldstar cuz the girls are probably trying to fame whore…use every opportunity you can yo….

Started from the unprotected sex with the ratchets…now we’re here…

Who really knows if it is him all I See is unprotected EGGPLANT …and to celebrate that…you should GET THIS it’s the unofficial sex tape mercy.

Posted in:Adrien Broner|NSFW

2013

29

Oct

Selena Gomez is Awesome in a Bikini of the Day

I think I just fell in love with Selena Gomez…all it took was a few months to forget she scissored with Justin Beiber in some of the gayest lesbian sex ever…but more importantly it took some touring to shed that pesky 10 pounds of weed and prescription pill weight that was holding you down and making her not very amazing to look at in a bikini in Springbreakers….

She’s the kind of girl I want to sing love songs, written by a team of a dozen people, set up by the record label, in efforts to sell millions of copies, like I am some kind of money making puppet, because she’s into those kinds of long songs…and maybe, just maybe, we’ll scissor one day too…cuz I am an inny not an putty.

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Posted in:Selena Gomez|SFW

2013

29

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I am running on West Coast time, even though I am in the east coast, and I kinda like the easy, laid back pace, all those hippie cults with their juices and shit have rubbed off on me, even if I get nothing done, because luckily I am unemployed…

Here are some morning links at lunch time for you pervert losers…

Is Your Halloween Costume Racist?
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This Church is Shaped Like a Dick
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Turn Around – The Supercut
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You Need This….
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The Highest Paid Actresses of 2013
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This is the Subway in Venezuela
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The 25 Best Players in NBA Today
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We Got Ourselves some Tramp Stamps
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The New X-Men has a Trailer and Jennifer Lawrence Bikini Pics Celebrate that….
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Girls Who Have Forgot Their Pants
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New Eminem Featuring Rihanna and it’s Good…
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I think You’re Crazy Not to Click This Link…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

29

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

I judge you based on your Starbucks order…Drinking Time….

That said…RIP Motherfucker

I was a fan…

Here are some stepLINKS….

Kelly Osbourne Hates Gaga in a Bra
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Eliza Gonzalez is Not as Hot Without Make-Up
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Thigh Gap is a Thing…a Very Very Very Amazing Thing….
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Olivia Wilde is Pregnant
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This Year’s Worst Costumes….
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Taylor Swift in Short Shorts
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15 Sexy Superheroes
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Magdalena the Model in a Bikini
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America’s Most Infamous Strip Clubs,
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Kate Upton Celebrating Lou Reed’s Death…
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Best Halloween Cameltoe You’ll See Today
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Hilary Duff in Jeans
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OSU Marching Band is Pretty Serious
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Animals Riding Animals
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Katy Perry Riding Bikes in Sweaters Fetish
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A Playboy Lookin Girl Posing
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Solid Titty Infomercial
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Nicki Minaj Cameltoe
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Adrienne Bailon Sideboob
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The Strongest Girl in Russia
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Claudia Romani…is My Friend…and this is her Ass
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A Horse in a Thong Fanning her Ass…Yes…
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The Best News Bloopers of 2013
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Japanese Sportscaster on Nascar is Good.
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Aubrey Plaza is Boring
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Some Random Nude Model You’ll Like
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15 People WHo Don’t Understand How Escalators Work
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Sloppy Wet Camel Toe. Just How I Like Them…
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Pippa Middleton Circus Performer!
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Lazy Halloween Costumes
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Britney on this Morning Show Doing Michael Jackson is So Weird…
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Some Babes in Wheels and Heels Magazine
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Doutzen Kroes Feels Guilty for Being So Pretty….
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Creative Costumes You’ll Like
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Julianne Hough in Blackface Isn’t as Fun as Her in a Bikini
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Kim Kardashian Big Tits…Celebrating Her Birthday
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Girls With Huge Tits
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Shaq Endorsing this Republican is Hilarious
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Here are some Career Changing Roles that Actors Turned Down
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Courtney Stodden’s Big Tits in a Tight Dress
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Kelly Brook Gives Us A Shot Of Her Ass. Nice Upskirt.
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Bianca Balti in Some Fashion Shoot
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Jennifer Hudson Trying to Look Hot
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Card Trick of the Day
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The Evolution of Beyonce…
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Scariest Halloween Costumes!
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Ain’t No Party Like a Girl Getting Naked Party…Let’s Party
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The Best Ref Ever…
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Some Big Tits Stretching….Hard
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Mom Ruins a Sex Party
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Hooker Sex
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Fucking a Champagne Bottle the Right Way
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LEARN HOW GIRLS LIKE TO FUCK
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Some Naked Chicks Getting Naked…
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GIRLS LIKE VIBRATORS….
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

29

Oct

NSFW Pippi Longstocking star Tami Erin’s Sex Tape of the Day

I am a little late on this…but apparently the Pipi Longstocking tape that was advertised as being stolen and leaked without her consent has hit the internet and is available for sale…but as someone who has been on a porn set, I know that even the fucking make-up artist has to have her ID photocopied and contracts need to be signed, cuz this shit is regulated hard…

This is just another basic example of a basic low level trying to get famous in the most basic way…and the good news is she does anal, but in this day and age, I think everyone does anal…

If this happened when she was still on TV…you know still on Pipi Longstocking and not just a the girl who was on Pipi Longstocking people over 40 remember…this could be interesting…

I mean at least more interesting than seeing a chick craving attention getting cummed on her belly…because I’m always down to watch that shit…even if it’s an obvious fail on all fronts…

People just don’t get it…this isn’t the 90s…sex tapes don’t fool us anymore…

Posted in:NSFW|Pippi Longstocking|Tami Erin|Videos

2013

28

Oct

Celebrity Halloween Costumes So Far of the Day

It is Halloween and people are going fucking nuts. I was just in LA and the hottest girls are always the fame whore wannabe celebrity LA chicks who aren’t at the exclusive parties, but are working fucking hard to one day be, just walking Sunset half naked, in various creative costumes, trying to get noticed and outdo each other, because that’s what competitive quest for fame is all about….

The actual celebrities, are just typical, disconnected and obvious in their played out costumes, that you’ll still like, because you appreciate disconnected celebrity bullshit, especially when in costume….even though you should be focused on the everyday girls fighting to get noticed, they have more to prove!

My biggest fail was not going to the Playboy party when I could have…I just assumed Playboy was dead…which I guess makes sense since it is Halloween and the dead celebrate…

Here are some of the celebrity costumes that people are talking about, even though they bore me, that have happened so far, even though it’s not even Halloween yet…

Zombie Hugh Hefner and his “Wife” Gold Digger Hooker Dressed Like Hooker Miley and Zombie Robin Thicke


Joan Rivers Dressed Like Fat Miley….

Elisabetta Canalis was Wonder Woman which is appropriate because we be wondering why she’s famous….



Paris Hilton did Miley Cyrus and Barbie…both the herpes ridden bootleg Kim Kardashian version…


Julianne Hough Black Face Which is Hilarious…and Amazing…Especially Since She’s Trying to Pretend it Didn’t Happen…like it was the Sex with Ryan Seacrest she “Had” when they were “dating”….

Some dude named Jamie Vandekamp Dressed like Trayvon Martin, Not Famous, But Hilarious, so I threw it in…

Kelly Brook as Mary Antoinette’s Cleavage Covered in Blood…for Any Excuse to Post Her Cleavage…




Tara Reid as Who The Fuck Knows or Cares..especially not her, she’s just Booze Soaked and 40 Year too Broken Down to know what is happening…

Jessica Lowndes….with Mom Cleavage…



Posted in:Halloween|SFW

2013

28

Oct

Rihanna Does British GQ Naked with a Snake of the Day

Rihanna kills it…across the fucking board…and I am not just talking about breaking down racists into wanting to go black…because she’s light skinned enough for them to bring to one of their KKK Meetings, I means she kills it in sex appeal cuz she consistently gets half naked when she doesn’t have to, because she wants to…

The rumor is it stems from her being a 14 year old prostitute in Barbados…you know who used her sex appeal and the perversion of British perverts on some sex tourism to lead to this money making machine worth over 100,000,000 dollars…

But she could just be an exhibitionist who loves herself seeing how far she’s come and shit…I don’t really care to analyze it, I am just glad it happened, but even more glad her young fans look on thinking this is normal…hopefully doing their own versions of these for instagram but more importantly for me…

To see some higher res scans CLICK HERE

Posted in:Rihanna

2013

28

Oct

Helen Hunt’s Bikini Erotica of the Day

This is like watching the Baywatch opening scene back in the 90s, when bathing suits were pornographic, and TV was something we could masturbate to, because it rode that fine line of inappropriate by throwing in some porn caliber acting and story lines, in an era before the internet and men everywhere being desensitized and seeking throat fucking and anal cream pie videos instead of some blonde bimbo with hard nipples wet and in slow motion…

Only unlike the opening scene in Baywatch, she’s 100 years old and the bikini carwash / bikini hose down / bikini in general is way more offensive than it is erotic…but then again, we are all desensitized sexual deviants, maybe this is the new creepy fetish now that we’ve masturbated to everything else…

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Posted in:Helen Hunt