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2013

03

Oct

Pam Anderson’s Nipples on the Beach of the Day

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I guess Halloween is right around the corner and this is some zombie tits to prep everyone and get us in the dead fucking sex appeal spirit of a soulless creature who doesn’t realize she’s 100 years old, even though her hepatitis liver constantly reminds her…that it is giving the fuck out and that she’s got no one but her rancid whore pussy to blame…

She was all the rage in 1995…that was a long fucking time ago…and now she’s on a beach topless, cuz when your tits are this big, fake and plastic, you don’t need a shirt, because technically they aren’t tits anymore…they are just weird skin covered things that no one really wants to see…except maybe a few of you who haven’t let go of the past…and who she reminds of a better time when the world seemed to have so much opportunity…before failing hard…

Either way, she’s topless, pretending she doesn’t want pics taken, but topless, pretty much proving she wants pics taken, and I figure we should give any dying person something to make their final days a little better…

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2013

03

Oct

Miley Cyrus Huge Nipples for Terry Richardson of the Day

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Terry Richardson released some pics from his Miley Cyrus photoshoot. He’s the hipster photographer she’s attached herself to in the branding of the more hardcore, wild, Hannah Montana who doesn’t give a fuck, even if everything is calculated….while Terry Richardson is the fame whore who loves the attention he gets for being the dude to get Miley all naked, or half naked, with a leotard jacked up her cunt like it was Mike WIll Made It….and a sheer top showing the world that her Achy Breaky Nipples are a little big for her small tight frame…

Low concept pretending to be high concept….but good enough for me….

I am committed to the Miley cause, I find her very fucking likeable…even if at her core she’s a vile pile of pop garbage….sent from hell to rape the minds of our children…in a good way…because I don’t have children…but am into watching them behave like this on their 18th birthday….

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2013

03

Oct

Jennifer Lawrence for Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

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If you have virgin loser nerd vision, you will see Jennifer Lawrence’s nipples in this photoshoot she did for Harper’s Bazaar…unfortunately, I don’t have that kind of skill, even if I am likely more pathetic and embarrassing and a disgrace to society than a virgin loser nerd….because I see tits every fucking day, and unless they are in my mouth, preferably lactating, and feeding me like I was a starving African baby…I don’t get that into it….

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2013

03

Oct

Esme Bianco Topless Photoshoot of the Day

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I don’t watch Game of Thrones, because Sci-Fi Fantasy is just weird to me. I mean life is ridiculous enough that we don’t need to create alternative worlds to really get by…even if no one likes you, fairies and dragons, even when marketed as mainstream, shouldn’t make that shit better….

But apparently, there is a babe on the show. Her name is Esme Bianco, I’ve posted her FULL FRONTAL before….

Hot tits…

Posted in:Esme Bianco|NSFW

2013

03

Oct

Kendall Jenner for Agua Bendita of the Day

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She’s finally made it…

Kendall Jenner, aspiring Victoria’s Secret model, with a broken down Kardashian Face, who is not hot at all, and only has a good 17 year old body to carry her through this Victoria’s Secret model dream, has been booked to model swimwear for some company that I assume is owned by Victoria’s Secret, because they lend them their models all the time, and that would only happen, if they had a big piece of the pie…and not the pie Kendall never got at the dinner table because the big Kardashian ate all of it…

So I guess this is step one of mom’s whoring….and I guess Agua Bendita’s first step in child pornography….because when my neighbor gets 17 year olds half naked…the police aren’t huge fans….

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2013

03

Oct

Hayden Panettiere Hanging with Herself of the Day

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There’s gotta be a fetish in this somewhere….Hayden Panettiere posing with a giant cut out of herself….in some masturbatory, twin on twin bullshit that is far less interesting that a fat black chick smothering your face while railing cocaine off each other’s hot tits….who cares….

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2013

03

Oct

Aubrey O’Day Showing Off Bikini Body of the Day

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Aubrey O’Day is not as fat as she used to be….and I guess this is an improvement of what was and coincidentally happening at the same time she’s lost interest in black dudes…and no matter what she will always be a vile cow to me…moo.

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2013

03

Oct

SFW porn screenshot of the day

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Here’s a new feature I want all of you to participate in, even though it was a pretty major fail on Facebook, it’s called SFW porn screenshot where you snap off a pic from a porn that doesn’t have the actual porn in it, but rather has all amazingness that is porn awkwardness…

Send in your SFW Porn Screenshots to info(at)drunkenstepfather.com

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2013

03

Oct

Kate Upton’s Pregnancy Glow of the Day

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I don’t know if Kate Upton is sweating like the pig that she is because she just walked up a flight of stares, or if her face is just shiny because she shoved it in a trough of french fries, I just know she looks disgusting, so disgusting that you’d expect her to not leave her house without a mask on, or maybe some cover-up make-up, cameras are high res and no one wants to see your fast food eating break-out, especially not when you’re an overpaid, overrated, fat model who doesn’t deserve the success she has…she is just a set of tits that went viral and that people attached themselves to to get hits…but this cow needs to be taken to pasture and forgotten…the milk’s gone sour…which is good because she’s probably pregnant and hormonal hence the reason she has a baby bump and bad skin….you heard it here first people…Drunkenstepfather.com News Maker….yo

If you’re more into her posing in a baseball uniform all thick legged and loose shirt cuz she’s got a shitty bloated water retaining from too much salt body…here is a photoshoot SI did with her….cuz SI loves this silly girl…she’s put them back on the map…

She looks awful….Anna Nicole Smith in training, only Anna Nicole Smith pulled off fat and busty a lot better…

Posted in:Kate Upton|SFW

2013

03

Oct

The Black Aryan of the Day

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Here’s a black dude with a Swastika on his hand….who claims he is an Aryan, because he is first breed white, because first breed white is extremely dark, and he’s eating some kind of fruit that’s all over his face, and clearly insane…but totally fucking hysterical…if you aren’t offended by Black Aryans…who make weird noises…I don’t know what he’s selling but I’d love to make him my sidekick at least to any formal events I need to attend…or at least give this dude his own TV show…

If you didn’t like that, here’s Some new Rub and Tug Technology….

Despite rub and tugs being a legal loophole to prostitution and because of that there is one on every corner of every city….I have still never had one…because either I am too drunk to bother or just uninspired by old Asian ladies despite their firm grip.

I have walked into a few over the years and made the manager/pimp bring the girls out for me to interview to see which one was worthy of my hundred dollars, only to be kicked out after trying to get an insurance receipt to claim the massage so I don’t have to pay for the massage…

This is a dude working on some new rub and tug technology…hammer and chisel motherfucker….

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