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2013

26

Aug

Selena Gomez and the Other Bitches at the VMAs of the Day

Selena Gomez originally reinvented her Disney innocent self when she got into child molesting Justin Bieber…

I guess it is typical that those sex offended by Disney corporations become sex offenders of their own…banging minors like it was the corporate head office of the Happiest place on earth….

Now she’s reinventing her Disney innocent, candy-coated, pop tart self wearing slutty clothes…

This is some craving male attention, always wanting to be wanted, totally down with being slutty, because ever since her mom sold her to Disney to live out her own dreams, she’s been surrounded by sex…they just don’t like you knowing that…

That said, she was at the VMAs hanging with Taylor Swift…and other bitches…and I got them here for you.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE POP IDIOT BITCHES AT THE VMAs… CLICK HERE

Posted in:Selena Gomez

2013

26

Aug

Lady Gaga’s Ass in a G-String of the Day

Lady Gaga is a try hard bitch…she may be the worst possible creature to walk the earth, or at least the entertainment industry. You know a plastic surgeried up bitch who still looks like a fucking monster out of a horror movie who just tries to be weird because it gets her noticed…in a way she always wanted to be noticed growing up…back when she was just teased instead…and the craziest thing about her high concept that is actually just bullshit…is that the girl can actually sing and all this other shit is just fucking noise…nonsense…that people are actually finally starting to hate on because they’ve caught on…

The only thing she really has going for her is that fat ass, that may or may not have a dick tucked into it, but even if it did, I’d still sniff it like I was Miley and Gaga was a fat black thing…because…I’ve grabbed it once while it was in Fishnets at an event before she was famous…and it was glorious enough for me to ignore all the bullshit, even how ugly she is, that comes with her…and focus on what matters.

This is like when you fuck a fat chick with great tits, but only stare at her tits to cum, because otherwise…you have to deal with her being a fat chick…only the weirdo popstar version and I’m okay with that.

Posted in:Lady Gaga

2013

26

Aug

Miley Cyrus For the VMAs of the Day

In the event you don’t watch the internet, the VMAs were on last night, Miley Cyrus grabbed at her vagina so many times you’d think she had a yeast infection, or maybe just some sores from being penetrated by the black community, a penetration that has lead her to exploit their culture through dance…..

So MTV had their “underground”, not so hip, super mainstream Brooklyn award show that grown adults shouldn’t watch but do… and Miley Cyrus kept it shocking with her shitty pop music career…while grinding up on Alan Thicke’s son…and simulating sex with a foam hand…

We really shouldn’t even be watching the VMAs because in the grand scheme of the world, they don’t matter. The fact that any of these people being nominated are even there is a fucking trophy and they don’t need another one to be acknowledged as the best of the 1 percent they already are. If anything, we should put them in a cage to fight for the death, like the puppets of the past, they work of us and I’m tired of them not realizing it….so as it stands now, it’s not a real competition..and we shouldn’t care about these people regardless.

But Miley did shake her ass like a slut…so maybe there is quality television after all…

Either way, Miley loves hip hop, probably literally, via her vagina and hip hop loves Miley because she pays them. Not to mention she twerks like a white girl with a white girl ass twerks…to shitty music and she does it out in the public, with no shame, because spoiled brat rich kids who have been coddled all their lives don’t realize people are laughing at them…..and even when people laugh at them on their quest to be different, to stand out, to be an individual who shock the world…cuz Disney starlets aren’t supposed to shake their asses like black girls in the club…they don’t even care because so many more people around them are telling them how great they are…

So the world hates, Miley Celebrates, and we are left with a smutty performance that needed more cameltoe…here are some GIFs…of the Future…my favorite part is when she sniffs the black ass like we’re at the dog park…porn to me.

I figure, any excuse for a girl to twerk, even a white girl pop star…even a SURFER …is good enough for me…I’m into it.

So hate all you want haters…this Miley mission works for me…..

All this to say…at least it is better than Kate Upton dancing…

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2013

26

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

There’s something really gay about throwing hotel parties with young billionaires who for some reason can’t recruit any girls to gold dig them, but rather spend the night dancing with each other high on drugs…there’s something even gayer about going to those parties willingly and not leaving when you have the chance because you figure these young billionaires will recruit pussy you can bottom feed on and trick into sex…I lived it…and besides the free drugs…it’s the worst….and now I’m hungover and in a sexless marriage with a shipping heir.

Here are some links…

Weird Austrian Babes in Costume Party…
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Eva Longoria in Bike Shorts
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Rooney Mara in a Creepy Photoshoot
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Erin Wasson in a Hot Sheer Dress
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The BEst News Bloopers of August
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Alien Invasion Prank Gone Wrong
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How to Not Throw a Couch Off the Third Floor
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Hot Naked Girl in a Baseball Hat
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15 Bikini Baristas
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Twitter Reacts to the VMAs
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Amateurs Getting Naked Instead of Working at Walmart….are amazing..
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

23

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

The highlight of LA so far is that everyone wants to be famous, at least the girls, and in wanting to be famous, they are all sluts about it but more importantly, they aren’t fat…

So if you are into lying to girls, telling them you’re a producer, or a famous blogger, who can help make them famous because they aren’t fat and you like girls who aren’t fat, in fact you want to see them naked because they aren’t fat…this is the spot for you…

Here are some links…

This is the Scene Where Sydney Leathers May Have Got HIV
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Kim and Kanye’s Weird Armenian Baby who Looks like George Zimmerman….
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Skarsgard is Flirting on Set
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Miley in Tiny Outfits Promoting the VMAs
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Kylie Jenner in a Push-Up Bra
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Lily Collins is Hot for Flaunt
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Lohan Pokies
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Sexy Motorcycle Wash Fail
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Cat Rescued From Snake!
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A Huge Collection of Rihanna in her Bikini Pics
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Drunk VS Stoned
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The PG Trailer of FILTH
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The Funniest Women in Hollywood
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Barber Shop Bitch Slap
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Today in Random Almost Naked Whores
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Some Girl Named Sara Carbonero I want to Impregnate
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Some Crazy Bride Entrance
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Kate Beckinsale’s Bikini Continues
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A Whole Bunch of Squishy Titty Bitches
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Awesome DUI Arrest
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Jaywalking on Her Phone Should Probably Be Dead
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Victoria Justice Playing with Balls
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Crazy Fog During Some Storm
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Porn Stars Crash College Party and Play Strip Beer Pong
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The Funniest Reactions to Afleck Being Batman
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Taryn Manning Has a Gross Mouth
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Babes in Front of the Mirror
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Sunny Leone VS Kayden Kross
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Mall Proposal Goes Terribly Wrong…
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7 Ways to Take Your Workout to the Next Level
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Some Babe Nude in Some Movie
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Christina Hendricks Has Huge Tits
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Pixie Lott in Short Shorts
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Alessandra Ambrosio in a Bikini
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Aria Giovanni In the Shower
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Grandpa Dancing at the Mall…Awesome
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5 Awesome Dry Ice Tricks
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Girls in Shorts
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This Richard Simmons Video is Some Weird Shit
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Snoop Lion’s New Video – It’s Bad
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Amateurs Getting Naked Instead of Working at Walmart….are amazing..
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Too Fat To Strip
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Yay To Lesbian Orgies
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These Tits are Melting!
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Veg in Vag
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Yay to Cucumber Dildos
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The Most Vile Squirt Video Ever
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Cam Girls are Girls You Don’t Have to Take on Dates To See Naked….
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All Girls Appreciate a Man Who LikeS Using Sex Toys On Them….
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

23

Aug

Sarah Jessica Parker in a Bathing Suit of the Day

If you can divert yourself from trying to understand how a face can be that long…and still be considered human…you’ll see she’s in a bathing suit…slowly melting away…

If you’re into Equus, and discovered your sexuality towards horses watching SEX and the CITY, a show that ruined a generation of women who’s uteruses just want to be impregnated, but are neglected because of the HPV from random hook-ups and career because bitches need designer fucking shoes, all thanks to being written by a gay dude, when society really needs icons who are just good homemakers….great laundry washers….amazing dishwasher emptiers like this was the 1950s. A simpler time…

You’ll probably like this…I know her homosexual husband sure does. He sings show tunes about the shit.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Sarah Jessica Parker

2013

23

Aug

Babe Washing a Motorbike Erotically of the Day

This is my kind of fail, but I am just an asshole. I like seeing girls fail, especially girls who you know think they are hot, because if they didn’t think they were hot, they wouldn’t be half naked and washing motorcycles for a crowd, hoping to be some kind of superstar they think they deserve to be, while running the promo model game to the top like they were Marisa Miller….you know the kind of girl who would snob you out unless you were someone important…making this video awesome.

Posted in:Videos

2013

23

Aug

Charisma Carpenter in a Bikini of the Day

Virgins losers love Buffy the Vampire Slayer, especially those aged 30-45 and I don’t really get it, but Charisma Carpenter fucking loves it, because that shit keeps her fake tits relevant, which helps justify the investment in them so many years ago..I mean this is like the time she did Playboy to get people to remember her, only the less naked and wearing a bikini version, and I am okay with that, because despite never quite accomplishing much beyond one TV show, she’s done a hell of a lot more for herself than most strippers, and most importantly, she’s not fat and despite being in her 40s and not being a fan of anything she’s done, she’s still got a well traveled vagina, I wouldn’t mind hearing the journey from…via my mouth….and/or penis.

To see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE

Posted in:Charisma Carpenter

2013

23

Aug

Pamela Anderson for GQ Russia of the Day

I wonder how long ago these pictures were shot, I’m thinking a decade, not because she looks young and vibrant, this Pam Anderson bitch, but because she’s in a thong, and being 100 fucking years old this year, thongs are supposed to be banned, making think that even with all the photoshop she can manage, this would never have happened…unless maybe in Germany, cuz Germans are freaks…and into gross fetishes…like shitting elderly diaper porn…

That said, it is typical that Russia would be into her 30 years too late, during the 80s communism it happened with jeans, coca cola, McDonalds and a lot of things us Capitalists were already over and done with….and so the cycle continues…

I mean, I realize these are old pics, but still too new for how old this bitch is…

Posted in:Pamela Anderson

2013

23

Aug

Naya Rivera in a Bikini of the Day

Naya Rivera looks like some Disney bitch who has had her hormones altered thanks to the craft services food they fed her on set to protect their investment, but apparently she’s on Glee…

The fact is that despite looking 13, she’s 26, making her some kind of tween fetishists dream because you can’t get arrested for cumming to her nudes…you know for the less committed perv who won’t risk jail for an orgasm…

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Posted in:Naya Rivera