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2013

21

Aug

Jennifer Aniston’s Paparazzi Bikini Product Placement Pics of the Day

Some people get excited when they see Jennifer Aniston in her bikini pics and by some people I mean her corporate sponsors who I know pay her a few million dollars a year to promote their “Smart Water Brand”…because why else would she always be seen drinking the shit…it’s straight up product placement…

The simple law of paparazzi is that every picture you see is staged.

If Jennifer Aniston doesn’t want to be seen in a bikini in pictures when in a bikini, she isn’t…

My theory is that in her contract it states “This water must be in at least 10 different paparazzi pics a year” and she’s up to 8 and trying to pull it all together…to get paid, because celebs love their fucking money.

I mean the fact that the water is even in the shots is just proof to how full of shit she is, and really who cares about her water, or her hard nipples in her bikini, when the real highlight is how old as fuck she looks when she gets wet…like a real fucking Lochness Monster pissing in the pool cuz she’s got no bladder control thanks to menopause…and all the anal she had trying to not get pregnant to focus on her career. Good Times.

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2013

21

Aug

Lara Bingle’s Tits on Set of the Day

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Who the fuck is Lara Bingle….and why is her name sound like something stuck my asshole hair…

Well it turns out she’s some old model, reality star, socialite, rich kid, who is launching a bathing suit line that she’s shooting on the beach….despite being built like someone you’d think was launching a Food truck…or donut shop…

But more importantly, it turns out she’s flashing them titties…because like all girls…they love showing off their tits…you just have to get them in the right setting because “they are just tits” you know…

Ultimately, who cares…

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2013

21

Aug

Farrah Abraham’s Still the Worst of the Day

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Teen Mom Farrah Abraham who you may remember as the SQUIRTER IN THE BEST PORN OF THE YEAR ….or maybe as the teen mom on an MTV show that ruined the eroticism of TEEN moms by making us realize how annoying they are…all broken and thinking we care…is in Vegas….and I am in Vegas…but for some reason…we are not together…holding hands and talking about our dreams in the Stratosphere, but instead I’m watching her give her hair and make-up artist a shout out on KEEK because she’s probably paid by KEEK but more importantly, because it probably got her a discount on his services…

Now she’s in town for the Gentelmen’s Club Convention, that I should probably try to sneak into, cuz I like strippers, especially when they were once on MTV and in PORN …because they seem all the more desperate…and I like desperation….

All this to say – she’s my kind of winner…

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2013

21

Aug

Miley Cyrus in Some High Waisted Shorts of the Day

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Everyone loves Miley..she’s got a tight body, she’s pushing the boundaries for a Disney girl and not being hated on…she’s obsessed with hip hop and only goes to parties that play hip hop…pretty much ruining the hip hop culture…that was probably ruined many fucking years ago…when all the fat boys who wore the GAP decided street wear was cool…and hip hop was cool…and made it the equivalent of boy bands in the 90s…only the fans have no idea because they are all too busy being too fucking cool…except when it comes to Miley…because they love how much money her wearing their hat makes them…or how many downloads their shitty song gets and Miley loves it, and by it, I mean black people.

All this to say, I’m a fan of her work, and I’m actually working every angle to get a date with her, to win her heart and K-Fed her.

TO SEE THE PICS OF HER IN HER WHITE HIGH WAISTED SHORTS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2013

21

Aug

Imogen Thomas Tits in NUTS of the Day

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Hey big tits…

That’s all I have to say about that…because guess what…that’s all there is to Imogen Thomas and any further investigation into her life will always lead you to one thing…her big tits…that she’s showing off for a magazine like a lady….

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2013

21

Aug

Barbie Blank’s Ass for Instagram of the Day

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THIS JUST IN…..if you’re a low level WWE Diva who has dropped out of being a WWE Diva because your ego tells you can do better for yourself, without realizing that the WWE takes the name they built for you back…you can always take instagram pics of you ass in your bikini, like a real cry for attention, hoping one of your last remaining fans who has bothered to find you now that you’ve changed your stripper name, will masturbate to you…because instagram doesn’t require any level of status, everyone can do it, and does it…you can be a model without knowing how to model…and I think her efforts should go unnoticed cuz there are so many better bitches out there to bother with….

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2013

21

Aug

Craziest VINE Ever of the Day

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4 Days ago…this VINE was posted on the internet…and it has since gone viral..

I am having a hard time believing that this person was randomly VINING the road at the exact time a truck drove off the overpass…

I feel like this story makes more sense if it was a viral stunt put on by VINE to remind people that VINE still exists now that Instagram does video…

But it’s still worth watching, because shit’s crazy if it is real.

Drive safe.

Posted in:Videos

2013

21

Aug

Chloe Sims is Interesting of the Day

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Chloe Sims is some ravaged looking Glamour Model or Reality TV star from the UK who I am going to assume has had some work done..at least based on her monster looking modified face…a face that most people don’t notice because they are too busy looking at her tits she’s showing off because those tits are the reason she’s even in the paparazzi…what I guess she considers her best investment ever…because it has got her this fucking far….but I just see a typical stripper bitch like so many stripper bitches before her…who all look the fucking same as her…being semi-slutty on her instagram…even if googling her gets you pics of her being fully slutty…and for some reason, I reason I can’t explain since I hate these kinds of fake lipped botox girls, I am totally into her…I think it’s her hat.

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2013

21

Aug

Emily Didonato’s Hot in Interview of the Day

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Emily Didonato is posing pretty hot for Interview magazine, who I guess decided to interview her, because she’s a person of interest, you know cuz all commercial models are, even the ones handing tampons out outside of Costco…but as good as she is at posing in pictures or even to stare at for long periods of time, I see one thing and one thing only, and that’s the stain on her soul that came from having sex with Jake Gyllenhaal…a fate worse than AIDS to someone like me who hates Jake Gyllenhaal, and that might be AIDS to her, because there is no way that flamer is straight and not having unprotected sex in gay bathhouses around the world….

I don’t care how good a bitch is to look at, when she pulls groupie stunts with actors, they are dead to me, but the good news is they are the kind of dead you’d fuck if you found them on the side of the road still warm….

Posted in:Emily DiDonato

2013

21

Aug

Lookin’ Down Stephanie Pratt’s Bikini of the Day

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If a secondary or even third string character on a defunct reality show puts on a bikini…and poses as sexy as her boxy body can…does she make a sound?

I am going with yes, because any girl, no matter how hard she should be rocking’ a snow-suit rather than a bikini, or how hard she’s crying for attention, or how hard she’s failed at pretty much all aspects of her life deserves her titties to be stared at…and if you’re not gonna do it because you’re a snob and have standards…I will…

Not to mention, the down on their luck low levels are the easiest to bed…they are the kind of girls who don’t consider rape rape because they just like feeling some human contact or touch…you know the kind of girl who tries to marry her rapist because it was the only love she’s felt in years…because she’s that fucking broken….my favorite.

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Posted in:Stephanie Pratt