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2023

02

Feb

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

TITTY DROP – JUST BE GLAD IT IS NOT TITTY DROOP….even though some of the titty bounce because of the DROOP…the DROOP isn’t the focal point of this bahivor…but it may help a little…if a tit’s too perky, chip your tooth trying to milk it with your mouth perky…then the drop is less of a drop…and more of an unveiling….

TItty DROP – JUST BE GLAD IT IS NOT TITTY POOP….which I guess could be seen as lactaction since tits can’t actually poop, and rancid milk is as close as you’d get to poop, unless there’s titty cancer getting all NECROSIS…which I could imagine smells more like POOP…but that’s just dark…UNLESS titty poop is actually pooping on TITTIES….but that’s just gross….we’re not that kind of site…

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2023

02

Feb

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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Every week I think the same thing, I remember the rise and fall of the thong and think how dumb we are as consumers…but since they are kind of hot or sluttier than standard panties…I am pretty glad that we are dumb as consurmers….

Burn your perfectly good BORING, panty line generating, old timey underwear, and put on this dental floss that leaves marks because it’s so aggressive, all in the name of NO panty lines….not realizing….they could just go out without UNDERWEAR on…you know be real daring, air that shit out, and it’s not like the thong covers the asshole anyway…right….

But no, buy buy buy….and now, we get to see assholes behind thongs, it’s a bonus feature for those of us into assholes, but not into girls being totally naked….for whatever reason…..maybe it seems like we’re getting a sneak peak or something, the panty the wall we have to climb to smuggle our sperm into their cunt….

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2023

02

Feb

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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I’ve heard that the sun has a hole in it, or a dark spot in it, and that the end is near but the people in charge don’t want you to realize it, so they tell you the sun causes cancer, that looking up at the sun damages your eyes, in efforts to keep you in the dark about the sun burning out and all of us freezing to death like we are here in Canada….they even want to dim the sun, they say for global warming, but it’s probably got more to do with the end of the world they don’t want us knowing about because it will cause panic….but the good news is part of that distraction is hot sluts who get naked and half naked and some don’t even care about the sun propaganda, that it can kill them, instead, they layout ready to bronze up, so that their tanlines shine in their nudes…because it’s all about the nudes….and I like that attitude!

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2023

02

Feb

Kate Beckinsale Beach Bikini of the Day

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Kate Beckinsale is everyone’s favorite old as shit lady who still looks hot in a bikini, at least when shot from a mile away and potentially edited on the Instagram face filter programs, because who are we to know what is real and what is computer animation….but I’ll still subscribe to the potential lie, I like to believe old as shit ladies can rot gracefully and with a body hot enough to want to fuck, it’s aspirational, a happier and more romantic experience…the fake Internet world is better than the real world that’s why everyone hides on it!

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2023

02

Feb

Julianne Hough Bikini of the Day

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When looking at a Julianne Hough in her bikini pic, you always have to look in the bushes to see if her brother is hiding there jerking off…

That was always the joke, that they fuck and it was so funny, we’d laugh and laugh about it because the two sibling dance partners that left the Mormon church after being victims of abuse…at least that’s what I remember her saying and I just assumed it meant they were forced to bone each other cuz they seem that close…

It’s not so funny anymore since genetic attraction is real and taboo and why the internet is full of incest porn as a popular category…clearly the Houghs are not alone.

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2023

02

Feb

Salma Hayek Tits of the Day

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Salma Hayek may be an old as shit Mexicana rich fuck who got famous in America to become even richer before using that celebrity and them tits to lure in rich European men who own luxury brands including but not limited to the scandalous and perverted Balenciaga scam for the normie fools of Instagram to be trolled by Lardashians and Ye into buying literal trash for thousands of dollars cuz they are told to….but those thousands of dollars add up and allow a fool to buy a Hollywood actor from Mexico’s tits!

But yeah, her tits are still holding up, are they deserving of billions of dollars, who is to say, but clearly she knows how to suck the souls of people as most of these psychopath actors do.

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2023

01

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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I am still taking the week off stepLINKS while I cleanse my soul through alcoholism, in efforts to find better thins to do with my time…

I appreciate you FLY HIGH WITH SKY for caring about my absence in stepLINK posting….

I don’t have much better things to do, but at a certain point the shit is a waste of time. They take me 2 hours to do….I need someone to do them for me.

I get sitting on the sinking ship while it goes down, TITANIC CAPTAIN STYLE which I intend to do….but I figure I’ve been doing the stepLINKS for fucking decades at this point, you can do them your damn self…..IT’S NOT THAT HARD…it’s just too fucking long…

If this was a real business, I’d have staff doing it….

I’ll be back….here are those links to get you started on your journey around the internet doing your own damn steplinks…

GET TO WORK slacker….

EGOTASTIC CELEB SITE THAT IS ALMOST AS OLD AS US!

EGOALLSTARS CELEB SITE WITH SOME TITTY SOMETIMES

EGOTASTICSPORTS WITH THE SLUTTY SIDE OF SPORTS

EGOTASTICGEAR a Shopping Guides and Gear Site in Training

TheNipSlip Brings Slutty Celeb Content Daily

Popoholic is Tame Celebration of Celebrity Tit from a fan

A LINK DUMP LIKE EARLY INTERNET

HotCelebsHome posting slutty celeb content daily too….

OtherCrap posts a bunch of crap but the celeb nude scenes are the best

MenMagDaily a Men’s Lifestyle Site that Never Was but that May Be One Day…in the Meantime Random Videos

EvilBeetGossip a Huge Celeb Site that Was that’s Still Being Updated

VideosThatSuck a bunch of random videos

stepfatherpresents was supposed to be my original videos, but I never produced original videos, so it’s just random videos for now

SEND YOUR SITE TO JOIN THE FUN….ALWAYS LOOKING FOR TRAFFIC AND NUDES…..

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Where the WHALE’s AT…..MAKE ME RICH OFF THE BACK OF THESE CAM GIRLS
LICK HERE!!!!

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From the Forum

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The stepFORUM is an iconic playground of fun times….I’m working on updating it so it works better but it takes me 10 years for everything – but you can still check in on the action there….these are the hot spots…..

Celebrity Trash Pics from Various Places Doing Various Things

Tallia Storm’s Big Cleavage
Celebrity Nudity…!

Hilary Duff’s Bag Strap Cleavage
ARCHIVE OR PORN SHIT

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From stepSMUT!!

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stepSMUT for some in House Hand Selected Porn!

CrazyShit for some of the Best Compilations of Crazy Shit!

Entensity for a Good Mix of Memes and BOOBS

ORSM is AWESOME – With Boobs and Random Insanity

EFUKT is the Legendary Site That Finds the Fucking Weirdest Porn Around….You Know It…Check It…

Alrincon is some European Bros who like Boobs and Reddit Amateur Babes

Booobie Blog for the Boobies….

BootySource for the Booty

Glamour for a Simpler Time of Nude Models Shoots!

MORAZZI also for a Simpler Time fo Nude Model Shoots

ImagePost is Images Posted of Nudes

SexyAndFunny which is more Sexy than Funny

Shooshtime is a porn site I link, I don’t think he links me back, that hurts me.

MAKE ME MONEY TO KEEP THE LIGHTS ON BY PAYING THESE GIRLS MONEY

If I’ve missed your site, email me and we’ll work it out, since I need your traffic….and your wife’s nudes…but mainly your traffic…I feel like no one links me back….

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2023

01

Feb

Stella Maxwell Topless of the Day

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Stella Maxwell’s the lesbian to the star. The accessible lesbian that the non lesbian girls who want to seem inclusive, diverse and woke, part of the LGBTQ community so they follow the lead of the media, marketing, these aren’t the most creative people, they do what they think they are supposed to and a Victoria’s Secret model is what dudes find hot, so that’s gotta be what lesbians like, you know core lesbians, which clearly they are channelling in their lie of being a lesbian, even though real lesbians date a lot of other lesbians who look like they went lesbian cuz no dude would want their construction boot wearing, motorcycle riding, knitting and Women in Song 2 listening ass….even though dudes will fuck anything….

So going dyke with a VS model is just basic and try hard….

Speaking of basic and try hard, here she is taking topless selfies like a whore working for attention, of a certain high concept, since it’s out of focus…ART…or someshit…

I’ll take it.

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2023

01

Feb

Stella Hudgens Titty Play of the Day

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Stella Hudgens is the celebrity sister living the dream, assuming the dream is pulling out the tits for the internet fans subscribed and paying to see her milkers, them big nips, because it’s the closest they’ll get to seeing Vanessa Hudgens nip…since they are genetically the same…

That’s not to say no one would care about her titty play if she wasn’t a High School Musical adjacent..the star of the hit shows sibling, it’s to see a lot less people would care or pay to see it so she’d probably be out here doing dick fuck porn…which isn’t to say she’s not going to get there, I mean showing tit isn’t showing dick fuck but when the money is good and you’ve already shown tit, dick fuck could be around the corner. Something to be excited for if you’re a creepy celebrity sister fetishist…which anyone who knows who Stella Hudgens is!

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2023

01

Feb

Paige Spiranac Skimpy Bikini of the Day

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Paige Spiranac is either a hot chick who happens to golf or a golf chick who happens to be hot. There is a difference, I am just not sure what that difference is…I guess a hot chick using golf as an angle is more desperate than a golf chick who happens to be hot using hotness to push golf to higher levels with her giant hot tits.

Either way, she’s a Glamour Model who golfs, who does it right, who doesn’t get nude so the golf bros can have something to dream about, since once you give it all up you got nothing to sell.

She’s on the premium content kick selling non nudes, this could be from that, I didn’t cross reference the source, but she’s pretty hot in picture so I’m into it and since golf bros are a bunch of fags, she’s the best thing to happen to hold since Tiger Woods’ hooker scandal.