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2013

28

Jun

Mariah Carey’s Being Patriotic of Macy’s

I would like someone to photoshop a dick in where the MIC is….because her facial expression is one I like pretending she’s making before taking a load on her face from some record exec who was in his 60s and owned Sony music who she married back when talent wasn’t enough to get famous.

I’m not interested in any of that Nick Cannon shit, so make the dick white and Jewish, like she pretended to like when she was coming up…

And while you do that, I’ll watch this video of her Popped Dress Almost Gives Me Boners…of the Day

To see more of her being patriotic for Macy’s CLICK HERE

Posted in:Mariah Carey

2013

28

Jun

Barbara Palvin’s Victoria’s Secret 2013 Work of the Day


Barbara Palvin isn’t all that hot, I mean she’s 19 and half naked, what 19 an half naked chick do you know wouldn’t be worthy of jerking off to, especially if you’ve committed your life to one woman who is pushing 50 and all you’ve seen is the neglect that she’s had for herself all these years…cellulite ridden and loose stomached…blaming you for it and guilting you for it…cuz she had your kids for you and now you owe her….even though you know if it wasn’t you, it’d be some other asshole, and you wish it was, so you could be free to spend your 60,000 dollars a year seducing 19 year olds who are happy getting a free Subway sandwich on a date, rather than the 21 year olds who know how to take a dude for a ride….

The only moment of peace you have is when you get to stare at your daughter’s friends in their bikinis…

Now I may be confused how this Palvin went from Hungarian to top model, when normally there are a few human trafficking stops in between, but I’ll post her Victoria’s Secret 2013 work anyway, cuz she’s half naked and 19 and that’s good enough for me.

Posted in:Barbara Palvin

2013

28

Jun

Candice Swanepoel Misused by Blumarine of the Day

Here’s a genius idea that I call milking a woman’s celebrity in efforts to promote your brad…but not realizing that the basis of her celebrity is her awesome half naked body…and not her face…

I mean this is like getting a hooker to give you a back massage because you are lonely, or a stripper to have a conversation with you in her clothes, it just doesn’t make sense.

If you pay the bitch, who knows her body rocks, you make sure she does her fucking job…

It’s jobs like these that give a model an ego, and make them think they have a chance doing things half naked…

It’s that beacon of hope that ruins them…so this company is doing more harm than good.

Bring back a half naked Candice..

That’s all I have to say about that.

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel

2013

28

Jun

Some 1977 Centerfolds of the Day

If you read the site, you will know a few things. The first is that I am an advocate for BUSH. It is actually a cause I hold dear to my heard and I feel the need to lobby the government as if it was OIL or Tobacco laws, because the death of bush has been one of the catalysts to the fall of society..

I’m the kind of guy who feels like the hormones in the food, the obesity crisis, and even global warming could all be curved if girls just stopped being like Kim Kardashian and hitting the waxing or laser shops, places I am going to target in my protest.

I like the eroticism of the 70s. Girls were less trashy, tits were more real, and one thing I love, is the public hair that was there to tickle my fucking throat….

So why not look at 1977 naked chicks to start the day….shit works for me.

Partially because these babes are probably all dead, or almost dead, making them all the hotter…cuz their nudes are timeless, they live on forever…

Posted in:NSFW

2013

28

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day


I discovered a new fetish last night….

Masturbating on FaceTime with girls you trick to get on FaceTime without them knowing you’re masturbating.

It’s a challenge to make it look like your hand isn’t stroking your cock, moreover, it is a challenge to keep a straight face and not make those horrible yelping sounds you normally make when masturbating.

I tried it on 5 girls and sure they all busted me, I’m not an expert at this shit yet, I just know I like it.

Thank you technology…

Here are some morning links..

Alec Baldwin Goes Off on the Daily Mail on Twitter like it was Me…Cuz He’s Gone Off on Me…
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Wayne Gretzky’s Daughter in a Bikini
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Cameron Diaz in a Red Dress
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Bubble Soccer Looks Amazing
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Bagpipe Thunderstruck!!
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Julianne Moore is in Talks for Hunger Games…
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Girls Who Say Fuck You To Being Ladylike
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Heather Marks is My Kind of Model
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Anna Paquin Plugs True Blood XXX
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What’s for Dinner Meme
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Party Girls!
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Some Lone Rangers Interviews…
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Bike Wheel Disintegrates….
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Bikini Search!
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Halle Berry Hates the Paparazzi
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1000s of Girls Online and Naked Right Now…For Free…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

27

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

I like that Precious is the witness in the trayvon martin case. What can’t the fat thing do? Oh right, push ups.

I like that a girl in the park tanning in a bikini had a tattoo with script across her chest so that when she caught me staring at her tits, I said “I’m just catching up on my reading”….

I like that I am going to get drunk right now.

Here are some stepLINKS..

Nicki Minaj Has Ridiculous Booty
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The Best Thing to Wear to Walmart
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Girls Who Are Not Wearing Bras…
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Iggy Azalea’s Sweet Booty Profile…
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Hot Babe in a Yellow Bikini
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How To Stick Your Hand in a Bee Hive
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50 Funniest Comedians on Twitter….
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Girls in Their Bras
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Do You Rememeber Foot Fetish Porn Star Leighton Meester?
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This Elizabeth Chick is Posing like a Slut…I Wonder What Her Dad Thinks…
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Lady Victoria Hervey’s G-String in her See Through Dress…
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Anais Zanotti is Hot Ass Flash in Her Bikini
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Iggy Pop is a Squirter
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Farrah Abraham Big Tits And Topless At The Beach
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Real Live Replica of Homer’s Dream Car
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Demi Lovato is Fat
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7 People Who Claim to Have Been the Hell
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Conan Visits E3
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Synchronized Karate Demo Fail
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Emily Blunt May Have a Camel Toe
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I Feel So Fucking Bad For Olivia Wilde
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Busty and Topless in a Glass Bottom Boat
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Miley Dressed Asian
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Cameron Diaz is Gonna be in Annie
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Bike Thief Gets Owned
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Girls in Bunched Up Clothes…
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Model Jessica White – Who Is Black and Confused is Also a Scientologist –
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A Couple Hot Girls with Bush in the Shower
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Another Amazing Baggage Handler…..
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Laurie Holden See Through!
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Dannii Minogue Holster Fashion Shoot
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Supercut of the Game of Thrones Sex Scenes – 70s Edition
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Selena Gomez at Disney Land
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8 Fictional Girls You Were Supposed to Like but Who Sucked
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Blonde Boobs Poppin Out in Public
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Disney Toy Soldier Eats It
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Simon Cowell Advises Bieber To Take a Year Off – I Think For Sexual Reasons..>THose Rich British Men are Pervs…
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Snake Bites a Stripper Tit
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Chris Brown’s Ex Gf in a Bikini
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Courtney Stodden is Fun of the Day
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Justin Beiber Is A Fucking Idiot. SHOCK!
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Holly Madison Has a 2 Million Dollar Engagement Ring
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Dog’s Funny Reaction
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1000s of Girls Online and Naked Right Now…For Free…
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Fist Fist Squirt
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ATM Competition
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Queef or Fart?
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Amateur Threesome
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Small Titty Cam Show….
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Ass Full of Vegetables
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Autopsy Porn….
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Toothbrush Masturbation
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Muslim Ass!!
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Epic Tits!
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Psycho Finger Bang
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Throwback Jenna Jameson On Set Insanity
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Many Many Many Young Girls Trying To Make a Living Masturbating On Cam For Free….
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I Use Sex Toys On Girls – Because I Can’t Make them Cum…But Like When They Do….
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Hey Bald Motherfucker – Sort it Out
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I love Teen Mom Farrah…..
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Watch Live Sports!!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

27

Jun

Paulina Gretzkey Hanging With Vanessa Hudgens in Her Bikini of the Day


People like Paulina Gretzky…

I am guessing it is because she’s raised by some uneducated jock from the working class with more money than God, who gives her all the things he never had growing up, like breast implants…

Or maybe they just find her hot, in a trashy party girl kind of way, with a tight looking body probably thanks to the home gym, great trainers and nothing else to fucking do, as daddy made enough money for us to never work.

I don’t really give a fuck about her either way, I appreciate that she’s in a bikini and I like that she’s hanging with fellow LA party girl Vanessa Hudgens, wherever they are on vacation, it’s cute.

Posted in:Paulina Gretzky

2013

27

Jun

Sofia Vergara in a Bikini Top on a Sex Swing of the Day

Sofia Vergara brought her big titties out in a bikini top and a pair of pants, like you’d expect an old lady who is a mom, but who works out, would do…you see flat stomachs are worth celebrating, but those cellulite ridden thighs and ass, just need to be covered up and the pic needs to be taken from a distance…because otherwise it takes away from her sex appeal…that is dying fast, but hasn’t died yet. You see you can’t fool nature, you can delay it, you can smoke and mirrors it, you can fool producers to give you work by extorting them like you learned growing up in Colombia, but being a chick over 21, every day that passes, is a day of being less hot. It’s a fact, you can google it.

That said, I appreciate her tricks to celebrate her big tits without ruining them with an sloppy ass, and I like that she’s on a sex swing, that may just be a swing, but if used properly, can be turned into one pretty easily…

I am not a fan, I am indifferent.

Posted in:Sofia Vergara

2013

27

Jun

Rosie Huntington-Whitely Posing for MUSE of the Day

Rosie Huntington-Whitely is one of the hottest models turned low level actor in the game and not just because she bangs bald dudes who are millionaires and ripped…or because she reminded Megan Fox just how insignificant she is, you know just how replaceable she is, like a scab working the factory that is on Strike…but because she has been naked in photoshoots always…and despite not being naked in this photoshoot…she’s still fucking amazing and I may or may not be in love, and by in love I mean touching myself while staring at her vagina definition. I am romantic like that.

Posted in:Rosie Huntington-Whitely

2013

27

Jun

Kate Upton for Vogue Brazil of the Day


Kate Upton continues…

I have gone through the 7 stages of grief with this pig. I was shocked with her success, I denied that other’s were actually into it, I got mad about it, then I tried reasoning with you idiots to try to get you on my anti-Upton cuz she’s weird looking and more importantly, weirdly shaped…even with them titties…I’ve never felt guilt, because I’m a sociopath, and I didn’t get depressed because I don’t care…but I did see question marks every time she was in anything…

I’ve got to the point where I just don’t care either way. I’ve reached acceptance and I have hop…

The fact is that she’s got big tits, and as long as the magazine she is in photoshops out her gut, or make them look like they don’t sag to her belly like a grocery bag filled with dog shit…you know use the strategic top of the industry photography, styling, make-up, after effects…to lean her out and make her hot…How can I really fucking complain…

She’ll be around for awhile, just take it in….and here is her cover for Vogue Brazil

Posted in:Kate Upton