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2013

30

May

Jessica Hart Modeling with her Tits of the Day

I prefer when Jessica Hart IS TANNING TOPLESS , because nipples are more exciting than staged commercial jobs she’s getting paid to do, even if she doesn’t need money, she’s dating billionaire Stavros, who she will likely get knocked up by, because guess what, he’s a billionaire and she was already willing to get herpes from him, it’s only natural to really commit to the cause and K-Fed him, like all models should. I mean why bother dating some broke ass motherfucker…when you look busty like this, when you can have a life of luxury…I feel like she only took this job with Montreal based store, because it makes it look like she’s trying and I guess that’s all part of her trickery to get the cum shot inside her instead of on her gap tooth face for a change…..

I’m into it.

Posted in:Jessica Hart

2013

30

May

Ewelina Olczak Curvy Bikini Model of the Day

Ewelina Olczak is curvy as fuck and should be in a bikini all the fucking time, it only makes sense, it is her calling, there is little else out there for her to be doing….

She’s Polish, she’s 22, and she’s got good hip to waist ratio….. She’s everything Kate Upton isn’t.

The only tragic thing in all this is that she’s gone the route of bikini model rather than male order bride, cam girl, or human trafficked escort….

Where is the IRON Curtain and it’s communist repression when we fucking need it….

Posted in:Ewelina Olczak

2013

30

May

It’s Prom Season in Bulgaria of the Day

It’s PROM Season….even in Bulgaria, a country you probably assumed didn’t have schools, but was more into teaching kids the life of the streets in preparation of marrying some big, cold, tough chick named OLGA….which I guess after watching this prom video, is exactly what they are doing….keeping it hip hop and thug life while a bitch in red who will grow to be 200 pounds of solid muscle gets involved all kinds….

This is a bit more exciting than hanging in the lobby of every hotel room during prom season hoping to save a sick girl who partied too much with my penis….I figure a high school education is the right level of naivety needed to penetrate especially when drunk for the first time in her tacky cheap gown wearing life…

Posted in:Videos

2013

30

May

Samantha Gradoville Hot for Vogue Latin America of the Day


American Model Samantha Gradoville, who you may remember from such legendary posts as last week’s TITTIES FOR HARPER’S BAZAAR is making serious moves…this time with less amazing, hormone in the American food production system, disproportionately large and amazing tits, but with bikinis instead….and I am endorsing her rise to the top, even if she’s a no name now, she’s built better than pigs like Kate Upton, who only benefitted from the hormones in the food until her gut caught up with the rest of her…so anything is possible, miracles have happened to far less talented girls…

I figure I’d be watching her rise to the top, you know keeping track of it, if I wasn’t so bored of all this talking about girls I don’t know, and was instead being charged for getting caught hiding under their bed masturbating to their dirty laundry while they were out on a shoot, or fucking a rockstar, or doing whatever it is that models do, which I assume is very little.

Posted in:Samantha Gradoville

2013

30

May

Emily Senko’s Tits for L’Officiel Turkey of the Day

This is not the first time I am posting tit pics of EMILY SENKO , but I feel like it is, because all these girls, no matter how lovely they are, pretty much all melt into one another and are virtually the exact fucking same.

This one is American, that one is South African, just show your tits you tall freak, and make a fortune doing it.

Not to mention keeping track of people I do fuck or want to fuck in real life is hard enough, my brain just can’t handle keeping track of bitches who get paid to show their tits, there are just too many of them, and ultimately, I care about them as much as they care about me, only I’ve seen their tits and now so have you.

Posted in:Emily Senko|NSFW

2013

30

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I am in Florida…despite everything I have against Florida. Intentionally coming here is almost crazy,

This radio ad featuring “My Pussy and My Crack” remixed has been the excitement…..

This has been the erotica because all the bitches here are old…even the ones jogging with tight bodies have seen better days…4 decades ago.

I am here for some porn convention and not the NBA playoffs, because as much as I hate Porn and porn stars, they are funny to pay 400 dollars an hour to fuck as they escort to supplement their income.

If you’re in Florida, this is your weekend to fuck professionals – here’s a listing of the porn girls who are here hooking

Here are some morning links….

A Whole Lot of Redheads Posing like Sluts….Not Freaks.
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Olivia Wilde Paddleboarding in a Bikini
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Grumpy Cat is Getting a Movie…..
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This Cannes Cleavage Is Not That Bad
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Old Man Tries Pot for the First Time
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Lebron James – King of the Flop
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Monica Bellucci in Her Bra
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Some Dude Literally Getting Tea Bagged
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Girl’s Gone Wild at a Bachelorette Party!
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Crane Operator Fail
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Every Morning Needs to Start With Priapism (prolonged erection) Emergency Procedures – Thanks Youtube
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My Life is Always Better With Young Girls Getting Naked for Free Who in Another Era Would Probably be Working the Ice Cream Shop…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

29

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I’m going to EXXXOTICA….a porn convention and I’m gonna eat me a lot of peaches….only these peaches aren’t free they charge by the hour….and reality is I probably won’t be eating anything, but hot dogs while waiting in line with a bunch of pervert weirdos hoping to get a shout out even though I fucking hate porn and porn bitches…

I am sure that Florida and at one point in the history of Florida, before the car lots, the fast food joints, the old dying people, the white trash in crazy pants and mullets, was once considered exotic….

Today, I consider it the asshole of America, the chode the growth that should have been removed, the most horrible place in the world…but maybe I’ll get this wetback tanned..

Here are some stepLINKS while I fly…


J.Lo’s Cameltoe
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Girls in Tight Dresses
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Heather Graham’s Bikini
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Robbie Williams Has a Soccer Field At His House He Just Sold – Not Bad for a Fag
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Hey Candace – Nice Hand Bra
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Miranda Kerr has Good Face
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Amazing Disgruntled Employee Revenge
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Jennifer Nicole Lee Titty Slip and Vag Flash…to Get Noticed…
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Mom and Daughter Porn Tag Team Are Alright By Me
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Hot Import Model Instagram Pics
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Emma Stone Boring in a Blazer
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These New Britney Bikini Pics Make Me Want To Jerk Off.
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49 Hoaxes People Believed
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Marique Schimmel See Through in Vogue
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The Joys of Driving With a Slut
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Hot Blonde Talked into Showing her Tits While Skiing
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Fat Granny Pissing in Grandpa’s Face
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Naked Pregnant Chick Bouncing on a Ball
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The Best Melanie Iglesias Instagram Pics
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Stacey Poole Nude Video!
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Cool Diving Catch
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Luciana Is Hot – Naked and Amazing
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Miley Cyrus is Officially Single – Who Cares
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A Whole Lot of Models in Vogue Japan
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Some Cat Malfunctions.
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A Whole Lot of Booty!
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Fall in Love With Hot Free Cam Girls….
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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This Girl Can’t Cum Without a Little Anal Play
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When Porn Shoots Go Off the Rails
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Cam Girls Give me Boners…
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Two Teens Vs a Double Ended Dildo
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Even When Your Dick Does Work, Fucking a Girl Til She Cums with a Vibe is Awesome….
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Cam Girls are People Too…People I Like to Masturbate To….
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My New favorite Thing Before Bed -> PHONE SEX!
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Girls Hate Your Balding Hair – That’s Why You Don’t Get Laid – Fix It…
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Get the Farrah Abraham Sex Tape
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

29

May

Doutzen Kroes’ Amazing Picture for Instagram of the Day

Doutzen Kroes did good for instagram…I wonder how she took this picture of herself, or maybe it’s just one from a photoshoot that makes her feel like she’s hot, desirable, and that she wants everyone to see, because it makes her feel good about herself….even though you’d think her bank account that is full thanks to the way she looks is enough for her….you know at this stage she can put ugly pics up and they still look better than the pussy we all fuck, but I guess she prefers the pro shots, you know to showcase her work, and get that pat on the back from us perverts that wish our instagram “Like” was our semen….inside her….but she prefers darker colored DJs you your pasty failure ass…..because you see…she’s got this ass and it’s professional grade, no time for amateurs.

Posted in:Doutzen Kroes

2013

29

May

J.Lo’s Cameltoe on Britain’s Got Talent of the Day

This is horrible. J.Lo on her own is the fucking worst. Whether she’s claiming she’s just Jenny from the Block, while really she’s just some con artist who rode the Latina wave to make a fortune, with an ego that clearly thinks she’s talented and worthy of being on TV, Stage and movies….like a self proclaimed triple threat, when the only thing about her that’s making me feel threatened is her cunt….as it tries to eat her costume…a costume no old lady, no matter how in denial she is, should be wearing….

Posted in:J.Lo

2013

29

May

Import Car Model Dance of the Day

Sometimes…We all need a little Asian import model acting a fool at the car show…because crazy dances allow us to imagine crazy #anal.

Posted in:Videos