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Is Eva Longoria’s Ass Real of the Day
Is Eva Longoria’s Ass Real of the Day
Emma Roberts is Pregnant and Ashley Benson is in a Thong in Bikinis of the Day
Emma Roberts is Pregnant and Ashley Benson is in a Thong in Bikinis of the Day
Suki Waterhouse Flashes her Ass of the Day
Suki Waterhouse Flashes her Ass of the Day
Em Rata and her Muppet Face of the Day
Em Rata and her Muppet Face of the Day
Halle Berry in a Lingerie Outfit Despite Being 100 of the Day
Halle Berry in a Lingerie Outfit Despite Being 100 of the Day

2013

30

May

Kelly Brook Nipple Does GQ Turkey of the Day

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I guess it is appropriate that Kelly Brook would be in something from Turkey, since she’s been getting stuffed like a Turkey as often as she can if it meant climbing up that ladder of success.

I mean her career is based on a set of tits, there’s really only one way to get rich and famous from tits, especially considering most women, at least who aren’t Angelina Jolie have tits…steep competition…and sure her tits are great, but are they any better than other curvy girls with fat asses out there. The defining thing about her…is her ability to fuck the right people well enough that they are willing to get her jobs…

Not that it matters, here are the pics from the magazine looking as good as a meaty girl can…making me hungry and shit….

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2013

30

May

Doutzen Kroes is Hot as Hell for Vogue Brazil of the Day

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I already posted GISELE IN THE LATEST VOGUE BRASIL looking greased up and amazing…and I’ve already posted Alessandra Ambrosio in the LAtest Vogue Brasil looking leggier than the double amputee I met at the airport….so I had no choice but to post these pics of Doutzen in the same magazine totally smoking the other models if this was my Model Wars reality show that I pitched but that never got picked up….

Seriously, this black DJ baby making vagina is good, and I’m someone who is both unphased and even hates celebrating these women who are celebrated everyday….

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2013

30

May

Major Lazer’s Bubble Butt Video of the Day

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As someone who loves booty videos, at least to look at and try to understand, this video really speaks to me, it’s like a Miami strip club on psychedelics….full of tweak. Featuring 2 Chainz, Tyga and Bruno Mars. Shit makes me want to get my face tweaked on, even though I normally only twerk to country music….

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2013

30

May

Miley Cyrus Another Hot Pic to Promote Her Album of the Day

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The pics from this MILEY CYRUS PHOTOSHOOT that she is using to promote her new album won’t die…and that, unlike a Kardashian that won’t die, is a good thing…because any excuse to get Miley showing off you young, tight, fit body to really let us all know that she’s not a Disney Tween anymore, she’s a grown woman dammit, she just doesn’t know how to spell Grown, because she has people who do that for her, she’s rich and school is for people who want to be rich, not who already are rich….

Not that that has anything to do with her pulling down her one piece in ways that would be criminal if she was actually the age she looks….

I’m a fan….she’s awesome. I just wish it was a higher resolution pic of her TITS which is as expected a fake 🙁

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2013

30

May

Irina Shayk Topless Shoot of the Day

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This is pretty exciting stuff…model and beard to some pro soccer player who is a huge deal in Europe is modelling with her tits exposed….her name is Irina Shayk, you’ve heard of her, and you’ll probably appreciate this throwback to when she first started modelling, on mail order bride sites before she won the lottery and was purchased by a pro athlete to keep him seemingly hetero….

I don’t know what this is for, or even if I’ve posted it before, I’m just glad it happened , unlike my mom when I was born.

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2013

30

May

Courtney Stodden Strategic Topless Pics for E! of the Day

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Courtney Stodden posed topless for E! because

1- she is going to be the next celebrity SEX TAPE star, since she’s already got the porn look, the tight teen body, the hard 40 year old face…she just hasn’t jumped into it fully yet, and I am okay with that strategy….it builds excitement, even if she’s always in sex shop outfits….

and….

2- E! is a tabloid looking for people to notice them and their Publicist run nonsense….that I guess is looking into getting into porn…albeit softcore porn…something we should all be trying to get into…

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2013

30

May

Lindsey Vonn Skier Bikini Ass of the Day

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I have been around ski hills for years…I do live in Canada, snow is all we have…

From my experience, pro skiers…in all their strong legs from squat glory…rarely have sex appeal….even the amateur ski racers are built like pick-up trucks, you know that could probably bounce on your dick for hours, and rip your dick off with pussy muscles, but that you’d probably need to trick yourself into getting hard for by doing some visualization exercises or some shit….

Well it turns out that Lindsey Vonn in her bikini is not all bad at all…thick can be a good thing….and not just for kicking me in the balls for sexual purposes.

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2013

30

May

Gisele Bundchen for Vogue Brasil of the Day

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I’ve posted some of the pics from this shoot with Gisele…here are the rest…and she’s looking’ greasier than Tom Brady’s ass after a good old fashioned quarterback gang bang after he won the Superbowl….only probably less gay to stare at for the last 10-16 minutes…but I wouldn’t know because the Tom Brady anus video hasn’t been uploaded to the internet yet…

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2013

30

May

Alessandra Ambrosio for Vogue Brasil of the Day

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In case you were wondering, Alessandra Ambrosio, unlike the girl I saw at the Airport in a Wheelchair….has LEGS….

Legs that I would love to wear as a scarf, you know so that mom pussy acts as a gas mask for me to try to breathe into…even if it is so far dead and a lost cause…I am willing to try…I have hope…because unlike other mom pussy this one’s ass has bounced back from the pregnancy…and that is good enough.

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2013

30

May

Behati Prinsloo for JCrew Swimwear of the Day

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OMG!! Call the fucking police – Behati Prinsloo is cheating on Victoria’s Secret with J Crew…in some kind of underground model trading underworld I will never understand because the only models I know are airplanes…that I build….while trying to pass the lonely days as I wait for death…unless you count crackhead meth addicts who fuck you for 10 dollars as models, which luckily I do….

Either way, these are as exciting as nonsense bikini pictures go….which is real fucking exciting if you’re easily excited and don’t need throat fucking porn to be entertained…

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